Has anyone ever used food as lubrication? Me and my wife tried out a wonderful sex
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Has anyone ever used food as lubrication? Me and my wife tried out a wonderful sex act. First, I cooked up some buttermilk pancakes, added sticky syrup, and shoved it all into her ass. Then I ate it out without using my hands. It tasted good, except for the slight taste of shit. Then I poured more syrup down in her anus (along with the pancake remains) and I used it as sticky lube to penetrate her deep. She loved it! I eventually jizzed into the sticky asshole, and the jizz mixed with the syrup to make a sticky creamy sauce. I poured the mixture on top of some sliced bread, and it was delicious! I told my friends about it.... and they said I was fucked up. Really? It can't be THAT bad, I mean, I'm sure other people have done it before.
Right?
I don't even...what?
Bump, because this totally normal behavior needs to be read about.
Beta
Alphas use waffles.
Roxxxy Raye loves it
>>613859880
kek'd uncontrollably to this. fucking why
>>613861635
Because your 7. And a nigger
>>613858607
A for effort anon.
>>613861725
In that order?
>>613858607
Oh, absolutely OP. I'm sure that is completely normal behavior for the average human being.
>>613861725
But he got a 5...
>>613858607
op is a faggot
