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Has anyone ever used food as lubrication? Me and my wife tried
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:30:22 Post No. 613858607 [Report]
Has anyone ever used food as lubrication? Me and my wife tried out a wonderful sex act. First, I cooked up some buttermilk pancakes, added sticky syrup, and shoved it all into her ass. Then I ate it out without using my hands. It tasted good, except for the slight taste of shit. Then I poured more syrup down in her anus (along with the pancake remains) and I used it as sticky lube to penetrate her deep. She loved it! I eventually jizzed into the sticky asshole, and the jizz mixed with the syrup to make a sticky creamy sauce. I poured the mixture on top of some sliced bread, and it was delicious! I told my friends about it.... and they said I was fucked up. Really? It can't be THAT bad, I mean, I'm sure other people have done it before.


Right?
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:37:58 Post No.613859880
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I don't even...what?
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:42:53 Post No.613860649
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Bump, because this totally normal behavior needs to be read about.
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:46:48 Post No.613861268
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:47:17 Post No.613861349
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:47:54 Post No.613861450
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:48:23 Post No.613861522
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:48:23 Post No.613861522 [Report]
Beta


Alphas use waffles.
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:48:41 Post No.613861572
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:48:41 Post No.613861572 [Report]
Roxxxy Raye loves it
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:49:10 Post No.613861635
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:49:10 Post No.613861635 [Report]
>>613859880
kek'd uncontrollably to this. fucking why
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:49:41 Post No.613861725
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:49:41 Post No.613861725 [Report]
>>613861635
Because your 7. And a nigger
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:50:14 Post No.613861819
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>>613858607

A for effort anon.
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:50:38 Post No.613861873
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>>613861725
In that order?
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:51:07 Post No.613861956
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:51:14 Post No.613861966
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:51:14 Post No.613861966 [Report]
>>613858607
Oh, absolutely OP. I'm sure that is completely normal behavior for the average human being.
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:51:14 Post No.613861968
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:51:14 Post No.613861968 [Report]
>>613861725
But he got a 5...
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Anonymous 2015-05-04 21:54:31 Post No.613862457
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>>613858607
op is a faggot
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