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>>613803445
top kek

>>613803343
Tell her where the diet pills are located.

>>613803343
Ask her if she knows her grandma fucked a nigger.

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Impress her with my dubs.

>>613803343
kill myself

>>613803343
well since im not a fucking rapist and i have impulse control i wouldnt do anything

>>613803343
1) I don't shop at the mall. I have Amazon Prime and get things delivered within two days without needing to leave the house.

2) Why would I withhold masturbating for weeks?

3) How can a picture of a women be "walking" in front of me? Unless you're referring to the actual woman in the picture and not the picture itself, in which case you need to adjust the grammar in the question you pose.

4) Please contribute something more worthwhile in your future posts if you choose to remain here.

>>613803343
Smack/squeeze that ass and assert dominance over her beta boyfriend.

>>613803718
you mean these dubs?

>>613803343
Silently follow her & record dat jiggle on my smartphone to fap & share with my /b/ros later.
Then go in for a quick squeeze once she's outside & haul ass.

>>613803806
your fedora is showing

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>>613803806

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>>613804024
Or these?

>>613804211
checked

>>613804059
Excuse me but I do not own a Fedora as it's a piece of 1920's era clothing that a select group of people have decided to re-classify as modern fashion. I am not a part of this group nor do I live in the 1920's and therefore I do not own a fedora.

>>613803782
>well since im not a fucking rapist and i have impulse control i wouldnt do anything

wittle pussy tittie babie wouldn't do anything awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

You are so much better than the rest of us. Thank you for coming on 4chan to set an example.

>>613803343
Squeeze those cheeks. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

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>>613803343
literally use this

>>613804559
>m'lady

>>613803343
i would rape her with my eyes, and then plan a kidnap and rape of her in the mall parking lot

>>613804704
>White knights or the guy holding her hand will swarm & privilege check you.
>She screams & embarrasses you in front of the crowds of people.
>She trains with Ronda Rousey
The possibilities are endless, is that one second of bliss really worth it...?

>>613803343
I go home and vigorously masturbate to the thought of this.

Do you really need to post this post every single day?

>>613804704
i'm with you on this, we need to bring the days of harmless groping back, just squeeze her ass and give her a wink

>>613804704
You can die.

>>613803343
go to dept store
buy briefs
go to men's room
change

>>613805072
>Ronda Rousey
yes

Rape. Shes clearly asking for it

>>613804644
ur welcome

>>613803343
Doesn't matter if I haven't fapped in weeks or 1 hour ago. I do the same thing every time.
I follow them. Doesn't matter if I'm in a car or on foot. I take pictures. I take video.
Depending on how hot the girl is I follow them.
Sometimes approach them even. I have about a 50% success rate in getting their number and about a 20% rate of success in sex.
Had sex a few times within half an hour of meeting before. Usually it's these fitness chicks

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>>613803343
Tell her this isn't the gym, it's the mall, and to get dressed next time she is going outside. What a slob.

Try to get a good sly look, then continue with what I was doing when she's out of view.

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Say whatever, I like cocks better then pussy.

>>613805921
kek

>>613803806
Do you prefer not leaving the house, or are you physically not able to?

>>613805921
Check this guy out, with his made up statistics and shit. You're a faggot. You have sex with your pillow. Pillow fucker.

>>613803806
so so so much fedora

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I never masturbate.

I always masturbate

I seldom masturbate

I frequently masturbate

I religiously masturbate

I usually masturbate

too big, probably wouldn't catch my attention very long

I nigger masturbate

I digitally masturbate

I spitefully masturbate

>>613806023
>I have really high standards
>I am smart

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>>613803806
>can smell his basement

>>613803806
youve got it all figured out it seems like.
Youre probably the best person to ask, then. Who sells the best quality fedoras?

>>613804211
ayy

>>613803343
wait for her to notice me and hopefully shell ask me on a date. if that doesnt work ill sulk in the corner and maybe to some jutsus so she might be intrigued to ask me something like "anon-kun, wow what is that exotic and interesting thing you are doing? can i love yyou?"

>>613804559
*tip tip*

>>613803343
Tell her to lose some weight and make fun of the guy wearing mom jeans that's finding her hand.

>>613803343
throw up in my mouth a little

captcha: pics of meat

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>>613804559
You corrected OP's grammar/usage and then said "1920's." Oh the irony...

[Protip: look up commas in the Oxford dictionary rules of usage; you should have said 1920s, fuckboy]


You probably don't even own a copy of pic related, you pseudo intellectual faggot.

Ass rape.