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>>613729478
IDs are even why gone?
>>613729575
Yes.
>>613729478
About fucking time.
kiwi man
IS B A GOOD GRADE?
Hawkesbayfuckinay
How the fuck does anyone afford to live at UoA? Just got accepted into a hall for semester 2 and realising I might not even be able to afford to live there, but don't want to be still stuck at home and 21 either
>>613730026
Is C- a good grade ;_;
>>613730030
loans nigga
>>613730030
Same boat bro, except don't know if i've been accepted yet. Loans if you dont have alot are actually thing.
>>613730222
But loans don't cover living costs.
>>613730332
>>613730222
>>613730335
I mean, what the dude at studylink told me was that they won't pay loans for weekly payments for rent etc. and everyone else just has to work to pay it off
The thought of university scared me too much. So over the 2014 Christmas break I got my Class 2 HT and became a truck driver instead.
>>613730509
You get the living costs loan. Its how I pay my rent.
>>613730218
ye, i think C is alright anon
Try not to get it below C tho
>>613730578
Sup, niggers
>>613730624
Wow this is actually a thing. I called them and the nong on the phone told me it wasn't. Oh well, thanks /b/
>>613730509
Bullshit. You get $177/week living costs on top of fees & course related costs of $1000. Yeah it doesn't cover everything but then you work/have savings/mooch off parents for the rest.
>>613730578
Ayyyy, niggs
>>613730578
Nelson/blenhim here i think you know who i am come talk to me i am lonely
>>613730697
The amount you can get depends on how much your allowance is. If your allowance is not existant you can get 175.
soup, nerds
Pukekohe anon reporting in.
>>613730578
trucks/b/yyyyyyyyyyyy
>tfw everyone left the manletchat to post here
auckland fag reporting in where the budz at ?
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Daily reminder for God to Save the Queen
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body
and
WEST IS BEST
>>613730716
moochers are the worst kind of people
>>613730923
>>613730692
>>613730791
18yrold making upwards of 700 a week. Not a bad wage to live off till I decide what I want to do with myself.
I'm from the north island. I know you not I am sorry friend.
>>613731054
Safer vibes.
>>613731345
post laughingqueen.jpg
and
goddess > queen
this one for you, niggs
>>613731371
reminder that your attitude is shit weed is love weed is life go be a hero
this one too
gore checking in its cold send help.
>>613731492
>you will never cum on those blue eyes
why
even
live
kiss
me
>>613731515
LOL
>>613731447
MOOOODS
wellington is about to have a massive influx of top quality cannabis.
Ravi checking in
Have girls on kik you want to see naked? send me their kiks and i will try and get nudes and send you the results! I prefer you know them in real life but will try any.. kik = hockeyfan3232
>>613731515
That tail is fake as fuck.
>>613731697
its real
>>613731749
are you the same guy who posted this when i got trips
>>613731697
you cant hide from the truth forever
>>613731599
I say, sir! You have offended me as a British subject by profaning this image of our Queen with such foul language. Why if this were back in my navy days I'd have you flogged and buggered.
i got 45% on my midterm
am i fucked?
>>613731923
>Buggered
>>613731853
have to respect trips tho
>>613730888
>>613731903
loooooool
FHM all amateur edition circa 2005ish right
memories
>>613731987
No. I got 33%. This is what fucked feels like.
>>613731923
word, stay tuned for my cum tribute :3
anyone know this bitch ?
>>613732080
we only need 50% overall right?
u can do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>613732114
You know, I always felt this was coming one day.
*posts laughinggoddess.jpg*
>>613732295
k, niggs
>>613732114
Do not tempt fate, sir. Showing such impudence to the English crown will surely cause King Arthur himself to rise from his grave and throttle you.
Any girls lurking or posting right now?
>>613731492
Are you the guy that posted "uncle helen" yesterday??
>>613729575
Fucking Jew Boy Key killed IDs
>>613732887
HORSE COCK
>>613732887
KSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>613732251
Doing engineering, probably need more sadly.
tbh IDs being removed was the best thing to happen to these threads
>>613732712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzE0H1ND9rU
>>613730697
Don't believe them - they told me that
it's a thing alright
>>613733020
how many Indi qts have you fucked?
>>613733137
>Indian
>qt
>keksimusmaximus.png
>>613733184
RIP, ANON
YOU HAVE PHISMOSIS
>>613733394
Cmon son if its a gif at least make it move.
>>613733352
>2015
>NOT DATING AN INDIAN GIRL
NZ LITERALLY NEEDS INDIAN GIRLS
>>613733538
fucken reckon
Shit, another scat thread
>>613733352
ummm some are really cute
they have this aura that's fucking fierce
>>613733545
But only the rare 5% negative unibrow genome
>>613733644
Parents are fiercer. Source: I am Ravi
>>613733545
>implying I date
>>613729575
What time warp have you been living in kiwi boy?
>>613733755
>Source I am Ravi
>>613733755
idk who you are :/
>>613731345
There is a new bitch on the block
>>613734181
me on the right
>>613734143
first year engineeing currymuncher, 4th time visiting the thread
>>613734272
What's your last name?
>>613734272
oh word, i remember
do you drink, my man?
>>613734272
G O H O M E
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>>613734233
based momma walked out of the hospital with heels on
>>613734365
Honestly, I wish. I was literally just talking to a friend (asian, coinkidink) about how I wished I could drink, but at the same time dont really mind not being able to
jesse?
>>613734674
Hello who is this
>>613734674
>jesse?
ye, this jessie
wat u want
>>613734674
hola!
>>613734233
>>613734233
Conspiracy incoming:
That is not a baby that is only a few hours old
Nor is did that painted hussy just give birth
>>613734820
The British royals are confirmed reptilians, she didn't just give birth because she laid her eggsac 9 months ago and the offspring gestated outside her body.
>>613734671
you need to drink to survive
helps you get strongk
everyone ITT is drunkposting right now
>>613734958
So we're all shit?
>>613734958
So I'm a twelve year old girl?
>>613734958
Does this make me your mum?
>>613729575
>>613729575
>implying that you are a NIGGER
>>613734958
I AM A KSLUT
>>613731623
u wot? fuck yea
>>613735053
you might be right man :(
maybe, Ill do it some day. maybe...
>>613731527
Balclutha here
any girls on?
>>613735444
hey bb ;)
>>613735444
he got trip: ladies, you gotta reply
>>613735444
Why do you need girls when you have those trips tho
Kid: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!
Adult: Shut the fuck up.
Kid: *cries*
>>613732566
who dis? initials? moar?
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/relationships/news/article.cfm?c_id=41&objectid=11442338
what do u guys think
whats the last name of alice the cam girl
>tfw you lose the will to meme
>>613735649
keep going
>>613735770
Alice.
Her first name is Miss.
>>613735864
wtf, is she wearing a wig?
>>613735864
fake
fake, the way shit comes out of her bum isnt ntural
>>613735374
Abbey Brand
Seriously why are there never any girl posters?
Fuck nz TV is so shit
>>613735753
>It revealed that at age 38 those with partners have an average net wealth of $458,800, compared to $121,000 for singletons.
Seems like the median would be more useful information. Can't say my heart bleeds for these women really, adjusting your expectations has always been a part of life. Seems like we all forgot that in the last few decades.
>>613736577
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sexiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
CHCH fag reporting in.
>>613736636
>faG
FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTTTTT
GO EAT YOUR DICK SOMEWHERE ELSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>613736434
Its better to just not watch it. Its made on a cost verses quality scale. Its why its all shit.
>>613736718
>acer
disgusting povo shit
Can we get some NZ nudes with names as well please
>>613736805
rofl i ws about to point that out too
>>613735753
>http://www.nzherald.co.nz/relationships/news/article.cfm?c_id=41&objectid=11442338
I see no problem, more pretentious stuck-up pusi for us academics
>>613736823
k
>>613736925
>pusi
>us academics
Aroused?
For those of you NZfags who liked it shaved...
>>613735753
her attitude is attractive af
>tfw no girl is good enough for you
For those who are a little more open minded...
>>613736792
TV is shit everywhere, opiate for the masses mate. That's why we don't have flying cars and fit android fuckbuddies yet.
>>613735753
Judging intelligence by whether or not somebody has a university qualification is stupid.
Women go out and get a bunch useless of degrees in gender studies and think they're smarter than men all of a sudden.
>>613737157
Aint no one want damaged goods.
>Been dating around Japan
>Muh man gots ta have a degree
Theres ya fucking problem you dont need a degree to be smart.
>>613737172
>opiate for the masses
So is that a real opinion, or are you just regurgitating something you heard someone smart say?
>>613737264
you need a degree for people to think you're smart :/
>>613733047
Hey look, another faggot.
>>613737182
Yeah I don't get it. Discriminating on money at least makes sense, but then there's the guy at the end of the article who owns several businesses and he says that some women still shy away when they find out he doesn't have a degree. Must be a class thing.
>>613737444
nice trips but he's kinda right
>>613737423
I-Im smart doe.
anyone got nudes from the Central Otago area?
>>613737271
Well, I don't know. I haven't really watched tv in the last for years, the few times I tried I was like 'nah' after the first ten minutes. I still watch movies and every now and then some series on my computer, but even that I've been kinda cutting down on lately.
>>613733545
Theres this really hot one called Danica at Auckland Uni
>>613729478
Anybody have luck mushie hunting? Dunedin in particular
If trips I stream suicide
>>613737480
I don't get what you guys are confused about, people are snobs.
>>613737586
TV is as good a place as film for good content.
>>613737597
You cant even do that right. Fucking an hero.
>>613737488
He is about the ID's.
I just fuckin hate k-pop.
if post ends in 1 , 3 , 9 or 6 you go to bed
>>613737689
I'm a westie, maybe if I was from Remuera I'd get it.
>>613737264
who knows what weird shit shes been doing with those asian business men
>>613737734
rollin
>>613737734
Suck my balls.
>>613737586
modern karl marx right here
>>613737761
>implying she dated asian men and not american and english expats.
>>613737700
Eh...I don't know about that. Most of the mainstream programming seems like utter shit to me.
>>613737709
>trying this hard
>>613737496
i don't doubt it, my man
>>613737725
nice damage control
>>613737879
>Implying she wasnt ridding the japs while crying out "its so different"
Anyone know or have any of bailey weston
>>613738094
Western women aren't all that popular in Japan
>>613737995
THAT NIGGA GAVE US BILLIE JEAN YOU SAY HE TOUCHED THOSE KIDS
>>613738183
Woman arnt very popular in Japan full stop.
>>613737849
>modern karl marx
Were you trying to make a point by mentioning Marx, or are you just dropping the name of a dead philosopher you've heard mentioned before?
>>613738277
Fair point
ITT: WE POST THUMBNAILS
>>613738289
Dude, I'm the guy he's making fun off and it's because of that cliche slogan 'opiate for the masses'.
you'll cowards don't even kpop molly
>>613738289
You have offended me sir! Why Arthur Schopenhauer would turn over in his grave!
imgur.com/a/jOnQs
Anyone watch the boxing ITT? God, watching that Mayweather snoozefest made me wish we had another Ali
>>613738590
>imgur.com/a/jOnQs
shes ugly asf
i look 100x better
>>613730578
I have my HT learners, keen as fuck to make work put me through more licencing.
>>613738776
sup, niggs
heard youre super rich now
>you will never pop molly together while listening to kpop with HER
>>613730716
Cunts on my course managed to swing into the 2 hunnits ($235 was the highest I believe) from student allowance.
>>613734674
Is this connor
>>613738952
james?
>>613738952
molly?
>>613738952
jesse?
>>613738952
JESSE
u got work tomorrow
>>613738952
blaine?
>>613738952
john key?
u gotta stop pulling on dem pony tails, m8
>tfw poppin' Molly's cherry
how come alll the capcthas are only related to food?
this thee 15th time i have to find sushi
the captcha never bothered me anyway~
boomdiers
>>613739256
I don't know why the captchas seem to think that a burger qualifies as a sandwich.
>>613739406
bcos its got bread
im in luv bb
>>613739463
It's also got lettuce, but heart attack stats will tell you that doesn't make it a salad.
>>613739256
It's annoying as fuck when you got the munchies and no food in the house.
>>613739391
Orourke
>>613739028
Ya. I'm so sick of working. I just wanna quit and browse b all day
>>613738592
lame af man, it really was
>>613738196
Great song taste
>>613735753
NZ girls are just looking for a man to make all their bitch friends jealous.
>>613739594
lettuce is optiional
u can leave the lettuce out and it will still be a hamburger, but u cant leave out the bread out
>>613739666
ty, satan :3
>>613739633
omfg me too, bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stats midterm on wednesday then i have a fucking accounting tut on thursday
The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).
>>613739689
Most guys want that too, they'd fuck ugly bitches all the live long day if not for what their friends would say.
>>613739779
It's Lucy :^)
>>613740081
Mr Orourke pls
>>613739974
i was gonna post Lucy but i was scared that you wouldn't 'get' it :/
you based for this one tho
>>613740166
dindu nuffin
>>613740182
C'mon man, I'm your dawg
ty ty but you're based cause asian qts
>>613739900
more pls
>>613738871
Yeah not doing too badly. Just need to find a decent house to buy that isn't over 300k
>270 posts in 2 hours
damn... it's like we back in 2014
>>613740449
She said "Can you get my friends in the club?"
>>613740485
Did I feed cat?
>>613740449
Why would you want to fuck a chick who looks like a porcelain doll?
>>613740542
i said "can you get my benz in the club?"
>>613740735
bcos shes porcelein
>>613740735
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>>613740735
i like spooky~ sex
>>613740780
Yeah ho, this the finale
>>613740917
based tastes, bro
meme rap is all i listen to these days
you should make a last.fm
when u poo and poo wont stop coming out
>>613741260
the fuck is meme rap lol
whats last.fm Ravi is confuse
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>>613741404
-oli gimme the formuoli
>>613741267
Happened to my uncle, the lock to the bathroom has since rusted shut, but we know he is alive by his occasional grunts and groans.
>tfw you ruin your based jpopsuki ratio by downloading obscure kpop alums
I had two energy drinks today I don't think I'll be able to sleep
>>613741923
damn, wish energy drinks had some ffect on me
i drank 2 energy drinks the other day and i was stil sleepy
whatd u drink
>>613742025
2 monsters you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOM076AXgs
>>613741923
That's about one cup of coffee you child.
>>613742073
V
:/
v has the most effect on me. i havent tried monster but i dont think it will have great impact
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
test
New thread anyone?
>>613742182
where the trojans
>>613742422
Sure.
Tfw waiting for cannabutter to cool down
