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2015-05-03 15:40:55 Post No. 613601713
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:40:55 Post No. 613601713 [Report]
You see this infront of you and you haven't masturbated in weeks, what do /b/ ?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:42:18 Post No.613601954
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:42:18 Post No.613601954 [Report]
>>613601713
Absolutely nothing because I'm a beta neckbeard
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:45:10 Post No.613602420
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:45:10 Post No.613602420 [Report]
>>613601954
finally someone being honest on /b/
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:48:57 Post No.613603028
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:48:57 Post No.613603028 [Report]
If I hadn't spanked my oldhead in weeks, and only if, I would probably get a hard-on and go spank/squeeze her ass.

I honestly would.

Done it before, but this one time she was walking her baby in a stroller and just wanted to talk to her. I didn't touch her that time.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:51:13 Post No.613603409
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:51:13 Post No.613603409 [Report]
rape
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:51:42 Post No.613603494
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:51:42 Post No.613603494 [Report]
>>613601713
Spontaneously combust.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:58:04 Post No.613604531
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:58:04 Post No.613604531 [Report]
Squeeze both cheeks and enjoy the rage.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:59:04 Post No.613604690
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would any of us actually do what is being said?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:59:11 Post No.613604710
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 15:59:11 Post No.613604710 [Report]
Start masturbating.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:00:54 Post No.613605000
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:00:54 Post No.613605000 [Report]
>>613601713
I'm all grown up so I carry on with what I was doing already.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:01:33 Post No.613605115
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:01:33 Post No.613605115 [Report]
>>613604690

/b/ is full with neckbeard virgins what do you think?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:02:05 Post No.613605205
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:02:05 Post No.613605205 [Report]
>>613604690
I would. What's the worst that could happen? She gets a little mad.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:03:29 Post No.613605444
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:03:29 Post No.613605444 [Report]
I would look and then keep it moving because I'm not a rapist.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:06:13 Post No.613605921
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:06:13 Post No.613605921 [Report]
>>613605444
trips speak what would actually happen >>613604690
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:08:52 Post No.613606349
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am i the only one who wants to fuck his cousin than any other girl?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:10:53 Post No.613606692
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:10:53 Post No.613606692 [Report]
>>613606349
Yeah.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:15:56 Post No.613607564
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:15:56 Post No.613607564 [Report]
>>613601713
Take as Many pics as I can without being noticed.
Go home
Fap to it
Share with my /b/ros
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:17:02 Post No.613607761
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:17:02 Post No.613607761 [Report]
what this guy did
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:17:53 Post No.613607945
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>>613607564
You mean, pictures like this?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:18:10 Post No.613607993
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:18:10 Post No.613607993 [Report]
>>613607564
i like you
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:21:05 Post No.613608557
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:21:05 Post No.613608557 [Report]
>>613601713
Offer her $50 to let me face-plant between those cheeks and give her butthole the tongueing of a lifetime.
If she declines I can just blow it off like a joke, if she agrees fuck it, it's only $$. Win/Win
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:22:16 Post No.613608788
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>>613601954
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:25:20 Post No.613609361
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:25:20 Post No.613609361 [Report]
>>613601713
>Snap a quick pic.
>Keep it moving
>Fap to pic later that evening if I am in the mood
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:26:36 Post No.613609591
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:26:36 Post No.613609591 [Report]
>>613601713

Ask her why she has a diaper on.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:28:05 Post No.613609851
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:28:05 Post No.613609851 [Report]
>>613609591
Cannot unsee?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:03 Post No.613610037
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:03 Post No.613610037 [Report]
>>613608557
The guy on the right might not appreciate the joke.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:22 Post No.613610095
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:22 Post No.613610095 [Report]
I would just do a 360 and walk away
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:34 Post No.613610131
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:29:34 Post No.613610131 [Report]
>>613605205
ackshually the worst thing would be for her to cry rape and for everyone to lynch you right there, or simply detain you for accusations of sexual assault.
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:36:14 Post No.613611412
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:36:14 Post No.613611412 [Report]
.. probably jack off violently when I reach home or a private location, I guess?
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:37:32 Post No.613611620
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Anonymous 2015-05-03 16:37:32 Post No.613611620 [Report]
Walk near her awkwardly, take pic. Tell all my friends I smacked her ass. Be ashamed of my lie. Commit Seppuku.
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