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I was born with balls but no dick ask me anything
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I was born with balls but no dick

ask me anything
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>>613526043
Lies. Lift the shirt
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>>613526043
Well you gotta show your null.
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>>613526043
Lies
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>>613526043
you big dummy
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>>613526043
It's in your ass!
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How do you pee?
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>>613526167
OP delivers
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how do you piss
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>>613526374
I insert a silicon tube into my anus and it leaks out.
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can you masturbate?
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>>613526419
nigga, let us see it in all it's glory
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>>613526537
If you can still consider it masturbation, yes. I have a drum stick that i shove into my asshole and tickle my prostate. It takes a while and i need to be focused. But eventually i like to imagine i feel what men with cocks feel
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>>613526043
How do piss?
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micropenis covered by balls is not penisless
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Pull down your pants faggot
>not showing all the glory of no penis
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>>613526992
OP does not dissapoint
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>>613526043
This you?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2297511/Andrew-Wardle-This-Morning-Man-born-penis-shares-story.html
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>>613527099
stop fuckin around
standing up, legs apart, view from front and back

you obviously have a dick and are just hiding it, dumbfuck
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>>613527250
OP gonna need a min
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>>613526043
penile agenesis sucks doesnt it?
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We need to see urethra.
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>>613526419
Bullshit. Pants off completely.
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>>613527250
OP is here
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>>613527889
We can clearly see your dick...
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>>613527889
Nigger I swear to God.
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>>613527889
nigger
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>>613527889
Fuck off you just taped your dick to your ass
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>>613527889
What the fuck
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OP is once again a gargantuan steaming faggot
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>>613527889
Taped the dick
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>>613527889
High-lighted your dick with stoner vision
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i dont habeeb it
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I think it's great if you just want to show off your nuts, but we're not buying it.
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how do you sex?
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>>613528666
ask your mum
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>>613528149
Man i love Prey Tarker and Satt Mtone!
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>>613528061
>>613528067
>>613528089
>>613528380

I actually give him a lot of credit for the amount of effort he's putting into trolling. I admire that. Good on you, OP.
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HOLY FUCK !!
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>>613528666
666 ask Satan
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>>613528621
does that mean they're worth showing off?
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ITT:
>get a bunch of guys to look at my nutsack
>????
>profit
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>>613529123
Fag
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>>613528946
Totally, some decent size low hangers. I want closeups~ teabagging the camera or something.
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>>613527889
I once wept for a man with a micropenis, until I met a man with nopenis
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>>613529324
ultra fag
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>>613529324
you're a fucking faggot but i admire you
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>>613529667
For sure, I live to worship men.
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Getting a bunch of guys to look at ur nutsack is fucking... Hilarious. Topkek man.
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>>613529541
>that dust
>that paint pop
>that shift
>that timing
>them inbetweens
>being an animation fag
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>>613526499
How does the piss get routed to your asshole? They have to replumb you right out the womb?
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>>613529748
Nice. Warm and heavy, want those all over my face. Guys with hang like that always smell better too, would get my nose up in that taint. /r/ any more you wanna share, will totally drop a load to these later.
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>>613529748
doesn't count
always too close or too far
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Why don't you get your balls surgically removed?
They are uncomfortable and they bring you no benefit, so why keep them?

This thread is seriously underrated.
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>>613528903
I loled
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>>613526043
7/10 thread and would visit again.
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how do you handle your sexual needs?
if you have any
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>>613530123
>>613530174
fuck you both
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>>613526043
do you feel that multiculturalism has failed in france?
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>>613531010
I already answered this. I shove a drum stick up my ass.
>>613531155
i'm not a fuckin french faggot you white flagging fuck
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this thread is fucking hilarious
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>>613531078
Now it's in front. Jesus fuck how retarded are you?
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>>613531078
In the pics from the front, your balls were pinned off to the side, and now they hang when you take a picture from the back.

And you expect us to believe you.

10/10 for getting us to inspect your balls
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>>613531344
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>>613531344
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>>613531556
gtfo spider man, this thread is actually golden
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>>613531078
I'd let ya'. Even if you didn't have a cock, I'd suck those nuts and lick your ass till I got a load out of you. All that fur is damn masculine, I want to lap your sweat from it.
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>>613531078
this my faggety friends is how you expertly goat the interplanet
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>>613527889
LIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEES
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>OP finds out he can hide his cock well as long as he doesn't post a full photo


Well done, this is an actually entertaining thread thanks to how big of a faggot you're being.
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>>613531636
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HOW DO YOU PISS?
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Surely trips can get your penis back.
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>>613532028
close
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>>613532027
dis
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>>613532028
rolling
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Shoved a pencil in my ass, you cum suckling fucks
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>>613531969
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>>613532301
You are my favorite kind of sicko, great angle.
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>>613532301
where do you cum?
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>>613532301
That did it for me. One pencil to far
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>>613532436
>>613532374
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why am i in this thread
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>>613532641
i was thinking the same damn thing...
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>>613532641
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why did i click on this shit
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>>613532641
for some reason I dont want to leave though
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>>613532940
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>>613528858
you went full retard :(
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>>613527889
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Thats nuts
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>>613526043
Nice belt buckle, where did you get it? I love what you did with your hair..
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>>613529922
not to mention the trophy clips through the hammer
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>>613526043
post dick plz ;)
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>>613533433
nice
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needs moar balls
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>>613527889
lol
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>no up close and personal with robin leach
>not believing/10
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>>613526043
>>613526419
>>613527099
>>613527889
This is actually the first thing to make me snigger out loud on the chans in a good while.
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>>613532301
The pencil looks like a tiny dick.
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>>613534534
fuck you, you faggot fuck
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OP's face when he has everyone stare at his balls for an hour.
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>>613536027
Aha, knew you had plenty of cock, OP. Those lowhangers really are lovely, though.
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>>613536511
stuff em en yer asshole why don't ya
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>>613536687
Could sure try.
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10/10 thread op
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Ops manuvere is know as a belt buckle where I'm from
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>>613537238
fuck you fuckin faggot
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this thread fucking hell
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someone archive cos it's not loading
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