> last night you were drunk as fuck
> fucking the shit out of random girl
> can't even remember what she looked like
> wake up the next morning with major hangover
> open bedroom door
> see this girl
> she says: "last night was great, thanks for babysitting me!"
> wat do?
Strap her back down and go for round 2
>>613350541
Kek
"Anytime you need a babysitter, tell your parents to call me"
Leave
Wanna try anal?
"Baby come in here and do some more sitting"
>>613350541
/thread
>>613350372
wonder why I got a hangover as I never normally get them.
"y-you too"
>>613350372
fuck her again
if im going to jail I want at least remember why
im monitoring this thread. pizza anyone?
damn she hot
cola anyone? afpM-C
>>613353006
/faggot
>>613353333
>inb4 HURRDURR WHAT DO I DO WITH THE CODE
>>613350372
>> wat do?
>wonder why i hung out with a girl that's clearly over my desired age range
>>613350372
fuck her again before leaving
>>613353838
you were drunk, anon, don't be too hard on yourself
>>613350372
haha, that was a very entertaining story friend, I can tell we have similar interests! perhaps we could meet up and share amusing stories and read communist literature, if you start by giving me your address we could hang out as fellow non-fbi members
Test
>>613350372
on what planet does a family ask an adult guy to babysit a hot little girl?
>>613353333
>nothing but grandmas
>>613350372
How was she a random girl if you were babysitting her? Your story is internally inconsistent.
>>613354075
fuck i miss chips handon
>>613354310
> last night you were drunk as fuck
>>613354059
>don't be too hard on yourself
>hard on yourself
>hard on
>>613354182
>Hot lil gril
What you did there i see
>>613350372
Man I guess I'm a pedo, she's fucking hot.
Post more so we can get a better idea
>>613350372
Hey, no problem sis
>Slap the shit out of her and send her to her room
>Run to her parents bedroom and rummage through the bedside bin
>squeeze the old cum out
>run back and insert it into her vagina
>call social services
>tell them i think her father has been raping her
>I don't know why she is claiming it was me, probably traumatized, but that's definitely not my cum inside her.
wonder how the fuck i got drunk, since i don't drink alcohol, let alone fucked a tween, i'd probably look around for hidden cameras
>>613354349
I don't know how this "chips handon" is but i'm sure that's not him, maybe he is hiding somewhere looking for your IP address, you should give it to me for safety, i'll hide it where he cant find it
>>613350372
Go at it again and again all day long
>>613354413
heh
Running is always a possibility?
If you didn't know who you fucked then you weren't in your right mind. my advice is either kill yourself or never speak of it again and stay far the hell away from her and get some help for your drinking problem.
>>613354310
This.
>>613350372
Make sure to take some pics of the girl and invite her back over, give her my number too.
Make her breakfast before she leaves too!
>>613355323
Ew wtf
>>613353333
Is nobody going to mention these quads? Good show, Sir
>>613355377
>>613352897
edgi
>>613355361
Any good onion links anyone?
>>613355639
what is that supposed to be the same kid?
>>613356105
What sort are you into? I have a good one for pickled onions.
>>613356186
I like them young, freshly picked.
abandon thread
>>613354019
THIS, so much this!!!
>>613354413
Kek
>>613356307
bangable
>>613356638
le mods
MOds mods mods
Thank god she isn't a whale
"Shit, at least she is old enough to talk, this time"
shiet, the second pic was deleted too fast
>>613357339
Ohh lawwwdd
>>613357339
what the fuck
>>613357339
obv 18 newfags
>>613357339
Dude !
>>613357339
SDOMSDOMSDOMSDOMSDOSMDSOMDSDOMSDOSMDSDOMSDOSMDOSMDSODMSDOMSDOSMDOSMDSODMSODMSODMS
>>613350372
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
bye thread see you again next week
>>613357339
Modssss
>>613357506
That would be Hard since you would be facing the same way, retarded
>>613357863
Shit b8 m8 I r8 0/8
>>613357863
le b8
>>613357863
I hate when i find a thread like this with deleted posts... I will never know!!!
>>613350372
how do i find more photos like this? (with clothes on like that)
>>613357955
Newdubs checked
>>613358111
dem trips
>>613358111
Newtrips detected
>>613358074
I could post it, 4 u <3
>>613358182
Inhale my dong enragement child
>>61335819
That would be nice
>>613358194
Please do?
>>613358524
Won't post it here since I don't want to get banned, but I uploaded both pics on here:
http://obuchan.org/sexy-girls/
Enjoy <3
Anyone have the deleted posts?
>>613358870
FBI does
>>613358911
Fbi pls
>>613358785
Wow man thanks. Confirmed working.
>>613358785
not clicing that link!
>>613358785
>>613359037
yeaaaa right
>>613358785
Uploads CP to clearnet? FBIfag detected.
>>613358785
fuck... don't click dat shit omg x)
>>613358785
Imagine all the newfags that are gonna get v&
>>613355377
oh wow 3333, fucking amazing, except its equally as likely as getting 3332 and 3334, hurr to the durr motherfucker
probability, do you pseke it
>>613358785
thanks man, i needed a jolt to my heart
>>613358785
DON'T OPEN THIS LINK
aw - hewhewhewhewhew
>>613358785
Cunt. I had headphones on.
>>613359302
Shut up faggot. Let natural selection play its role
>>613353333
Man i'm a half-new fag
I know what do but what the - stand for? What letter/number
Welp
>>613358785
Link is legit. Just a bunch of 18+ grills
>>613350372
Call for mods.
>>613358785
don't click it.. just a screamer made by a kid who should burn in hell
>>613353333
that's an awful lot of 3's
>>613353019
Unless you don't drink, or you drink a glass of water with every alcoholic drink, you do. Don't be one of those guys who pretends not to get hangovers to sound cool, you're just as bad as the guy who wears shorts and pretends it's not cold on freezing days. Everyone loathes you.
>>613359302
Why? Where does the link leed to?
>>613359952
screamer
>>613359952
to hardcore child pr0n, you will get v& and makes you scream
>>613359952
To a fucking screamer, I had headphones on so made it even worse.
>>613358785
Ho jeff killer!
>>613359978
Well thx for warning me then. My last headset died cuz of one
>>613358785
holy shit how is this post not deleted yet ?
>>613360444
no welcome, fucking screamer link are cancer..
nice trips
>>613359917
ya, too bad I don't get hangovers, no matter how epeen you wanna be.
>>613358785
My poor innocent ears
>>613353019
Fuck off and die. Everyone fucking hates that one cunt who runs around like a fucking faggot claiming they feel great while everyone's hanging. I bet you only drink 2 beers to get pissed resulting in you being finds and being a fucking cunt about it. Bet you take it in the ass you fuck. I'm hungover as shit, kill yourself
>>613358785
The curiosity is making me want to click that.
>>613361961
just a screamer
>>613361961
>>613361961
Agreed
But I would prefer not to take the risk
You guys have made me look at cp by mistake all too often
>>613358785
;_; I should have known
>>613353019
it means you're getting older and are able to drink in adult quantities.
>>613350372
Ask her who is she.
I need to know.
>>613358785
Jesus christ what the fuc why
>>613354619
Kek
>>613350372
joke's on you. i can't get hard at all if i'm drunk as fuck