NZ THREAD
Get in here, hurry!
>>613345262
I'm watching rugby.
>>613345339
thats gay though
Where is everyone? Why the late thread?
>>613345901
i dunno, thought id make one and see who was around. Apparently nobody :[
What the fuck is wring with NZ dating culture?
I mean seriously it's literally just people hooking up all the time.
>>613345998
Give it some time.
Have girls on kik you want to see naked? send me their kiks and i will try and get nudes and send you the results! I prefer you know them in real life but will try any.. kik = hockeyfan3232
>>613346415
why?
>>613345262
Does New Zealand get a long with Australia?
>>613346519
No, we usually get a short.
>>613346385
What's wrong with that? At least our women know they're sluts.
>>613346624
two things
1 - I am the Autismo and cannot into hookups.
2 - Don't people have standards? Ambitions?
Christchurch reporting in
>>613346519
>
Only since the Australia New Zealand wars of the 50s that nobody talks about now. Heavy casualties were inflicted on both sides.
>>613346779
8025 here, where you at?
>>613346519
Probably would if the cunts could bowl
>>613346854
Not him, but 8083 master race
>>613346854
8011
>>613346519
We have a brotherly relationship, typical family sexual tension
>>613345262
SUP NZ
camfag here
>>613347041
girl, boy or both?
>>613346956
>>613346940
What do you for dun in chch?
Been here for 3 years, literally the only I hobby I have is gym.
>>613347230
I masterbate like crazy, and shitpost here wildly
>>613346519
In the same way canada gets along with the US.
>>613347345
I like you.
>>613347230
Being here just over a year. Only hobby is playing in a band
>>613347446
Wanna make love?
>>613347345
fuck off idbro
>>613347528
skype me d.iko.101
>>613345901
I was busy watching rugby. Which in faggotville NZ is now considered gay. What have we become?
>>613347551
be nice
>>613347551
Try again,
chch homoboy P.S Hi Friendz <3
>>613347646
i dun skype :/
>>613347551
Are you new here?
>Was going half squats a months ago
>Slipped a disk
>Cannot to cardio, weights or stretching
>Have to hand in honour project in a months and I am like 30% finished
Should I start smoking again?
Grossest accent in the world.. You guys always sound so naive and retarded because of the way you speak.. It's fucking disgusting
So what's going on?
>>613348261
I got a mix of russian and NZ.
DO you dare?
>>613348336
Nothing, literally nothing.
>>613348261
You must mean Australia
Anyone in whangarei know where to acquire herbal ingredients
>>613346519
We both won WW1 single handedly although kinda helped by each other yet heroically by ourselves and no other countries were involved. So we have a shared history of denying history.
Doing the 48 hour film comp... half way there
>>613348432
Australians not so bad.. The New Zealand accent sounds so goofy and fuckd. Kooks
>>613348641
What's your movie about?
>>613348803
Where are you from good sir?
>>613348353
Anythings better than a full blown coon loving kiwi accent. Your doing alright
>>613348261
Its not that bad, cunt.
>>613348996
Coon loving? Are you just making up stereotypes as you go?
>>613346385
>people hooking up all the time
>average partner count of NZ women is 20
>tfw final year of uni and still no gf
>>613348951
Straya
hey its back up! sweet sup
>>613349343
>>613349266
UoA? And what do you study
>>613349343
Reporting In.
who /drinking/ here?
>>613348641
be sure to keep us updated...
>>613349046
Oh yes it is. I can honestly say it's the most ridiculous accent that the almighty put on this earth
>>613349630
Yep. I won't say exactly what I study because there aren't many of us but I'm in the hard sciences.
>>613349776
first year engineering currymuncher from last night here hahaha any advice for the new blood
>>613349857
Idk, study hard and shit? Mate I posted
>final year of uni and still no gf
so my only advice I could give is to not take any advice from me. Just have a social life, I deeply regret my choice of degree and its impact upon mine.
>>613349857
dont pick chemmat as your spec
software eng here
>>613349157
The white population were to pussy to put the local coons in their place and now the countries a shithole. The only reason they didn't get rid of the coons is because they are scared of them. Pussy culture
>>613350065
Didn't think of that, good point
whats wrong with your degree? no jobs or too hard, too little time to enjoy shit?
>>613350235
yessir it doesnt look fun aye hows software so far
>>613349857
if you were the guy i told engineering is a cockfest then i'll remind you
Daily reminder: Engineering is a cockfest
*gets in*
*hurries*
>>613350514
I did economics. It's a sausage fest too.
>>613350514
yeah it's me. was it you that taught me a bit about this thread
>>613350342
Its alg, workload increases a bit from first year as long as you pay attention in class its easy
>>613350256
Well, there are jobs, but not in this country. I think I'll be leaving NZ after I graduate. I'm actually quite good at my degree but it's insular and full of social retards so the social part of university is totally removed with my degree. Should've stuck with med despite the snobbish little cunts.
>>613350558
If only they were real.
passed out at your keyboard last night bros ww@?
>>613350607
also, was the statics test supposed to shit on us that hard
>>613350558
fok u
>>613350652
will ya be sad to leave, and where do you think youll be headed. also why are there social retards lol
>>613350690
I dont remember my years statics test being too bad I think I got around 36/40
>>613350697
>>613350671
my feelings are real
>>613350798
well fuck am i screwed if i found it hard. I dont have the marks back yet tho
when you make a piano intro to the mix and it has unexpected 'emotion' to it.
>>613350915
jk ily bb
back to back to back drinking
>>613350927
as long as you aren't the only one who got rekt its okay, every so often in engineering there are tests that are legit fucked. As long as you arent below the median grade you are alg
>>613350915
What's SNSD up to these days?
>>613348803
confirmed for Australian.
>>613348466
yea bruv where you at in whangaz?
>>613348949
It's an animation about bread people
>>613351096
alright sweet as, ty man. any other advice bored af rn
>>613351137
Can't you make a normal movie about a like a guy who get the shit beaten out of him for owing money or some shit?
>>613351152
go on
>>613351210
have fun during first year, your grades for first year don't mean shit as long as you get into the spec you want, and as long as that isnt biomed or engsci/software you can fuck around and still get into them
>>613351277
You know who won last year?
fucking mukpuddy.
They did a bunch of characters getting stabbed by a cone and got saved by a Russian cat.
You tell me what normal is.
>>613351370
awesome, will do. yeah, biomed looks interesting af but its probs impossible to get into ah well
>>613351322
armpit pussy
>>613351113
they dropped a single last month and are promoting in Japan
>>613351475
filename related
>>613351471
its not impossible, you only need like a 6-7 gpa to 100% get in.
6-7gpa will get you in to any of them
>>613351468
>modern art
>>613351568
Well I'll be damned
>>613351606
ah alright ty for the info man
you second year or something
JACKSON
TYSON
JORDAN
>>613351722
yeah man 2nd year, 1st year software
>>613351781
GAME 6
>>613350795
Nope, I'm getting way the fuck out of NZ. Don't like the look of the country's future anyway.
>>613351858
heaps of your friends choose the same spec? or you making new ones?
21 hours to go till the end of 48 hour film competition.
We've almost finished all our animating
>>613351900
where you gonna go?
>>613351900
well that sucks. also why does the future look so bad
>>613351980
Burkina Faso
>>613350602
nah i just got here not too long ago mate, sorry
>>613350558
bruh
>tfw no Victoria's Secret model gf
>>613352066
i cant remember what you said you were doing if you were in UoA
>>613351900
Dunno why you think that.
The government is the only thing thats fucked and it has barely any presence anywhere in nz apart from wellington and auckland
>>613351900
define your view of Nzs future
>>613352100
>>613350602
i think that was me?
are you the Indian dude?
your women are hot, i have a mild attraction to them
>>613352066
yo
auckland reporting in
This is now a Taupo thread. post trout 101
>mfw left the thread for a week
>now it's decent
except for >>613352056
fuk that meme loving cunt
WEST
IS
BEST
>>613352242
ayyy yup I'm him yeah they're alright but for some reason im into asians and im not a weeb although im not fussy
>>613352292
since when was Burkina Faso a meme?
>>613351957
made new ones, all of my mates went to civil haha some of the specs are really small though so its not hard to make friends in them
>>613352267
http://images.ebsco.com/pob/lindytackle/cms/trout_fish_com_.jpg
>>613352366
ye civil seems to be super fuckin popular when we talk about options for next year
i hope you guys observe and enjoy all kinds of women in the world
>>613352151
Wow :(
Commerce
>>613352646
>tfw not patrician enough for indian girls
>>613348249
yeah
does UoA use myaccoutning lab?
just sat my homework and got 80%
>>613352774
explain. What accounting do you take?
Beyonce is so charming
something about her is so fucking captivating
Jay's a lucky man
>>613352707
Aw no don't make me feel bad man
wont forget ya i promise you
>>613352903
>What accounting do you take?
idk what youre asking
>>613352477
it is the most popular by a large amount
>>613350250
agreed.
>>613352915
>Jay's a lucky man
his lips looks like my anus hole
>>613352354
I hope you die irl dude.
DALI
VAN
PICASSO
>>613352955
allgood anon
>>613352965
like which course?
>>613353073
someone's mother never loved him
>>613353124
Oh God...
>>613352242
you see what I mean when I say Im keen on asians
>>613353124
i feel sorry for all these nugus that will never make it
at least they get my dick big
>tfw average penis length :/
Auckland model, Janelle Louise.
>>613353281
>>613353269
Just fuck off to Meme Faso already faggot, goddamn ur a stupid hound.
>>613353394
Uh...
>>613352292
Nobody cares
>>613353314
she will be an escort in no time if not already
>>613352989
i wonder why. job demand?
what are your average grades in uni?
>>613353599
A or A-
>>613353599
B's usually with one A and a couple C's ;_;
>>613353281
i guess you just like sluts, bro
>>613353599
A
>>613348261
lol and what does your accent sound like?
>>613353688
>>613353674
cool cool
been getting 75% and higher lately which is like a C+
>>613353719
Can't help it hahaha but they seem real robotic too irl, like they dont give a fuck about emotions and shit
>>613353124
who is this goddesssssss
Just in general interest. How many Peoples parent or parents smoke weed? Mine do
>>613353599
B+
...
and a C for marketing :'3
>tfw you don't scrobble any music released before 2015 and have recurring urges to your reset plays and even delete the account
>>613353903
not mine
>>613353903
>>613353443
this dude's mum probably did while she was pregnant by the look of it
>>613353853
what he said, where's the full vid goddamn
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
UK born model, Kelly Windsor who now lives in NZ. You might remember her from the Smith & Smith Glass television commercial.
Is good night :3
>>613353530
its just a solid spec, lots of jobs in nz and overseas, your uni knowledge will still be useful 30years later as well, which isnt true for all the specs
>>613354125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0
Whats going on tonight in CHCH?
How many peoples parent studied overseas for their undergrad?
mine studied at warwick
>>613354226
TUUUUURN UUUUUUP
>>613354103
>Kelly Windsor
who the fuck?
>>613354232
you think you'll leave NZ after you finish with uni
>>613354281
yes!
rub dat pussy for Critterfringe
who half white here
>tfw you deleted all the webms you made
how many ppl's parents work @ the hospital here
>>613354281
God if youre listening pls gimme
you'll cowards don't even pop molly
>>613354281
It's a shame we never get this in jpop ;_;
>>613354424
mmm, maybe. Not too sure atm I think it depends how well I do and what kind of internships I can get. If I got offered a good job in a decent country then I would be all for it, all of the eng specs give you a good chance to work overseas which is nice
>>613354313
Yes, Kelly Windsor. Don't you get out much? :)
>>613354309
FOOOR WHAAT?
>>613354698
yeah thats one thing we've got going for us.
>>613352707 bro wont let us forget we're in a cockfest :(
have a sad cum bae bae
anyway hamilton central looking for cheap trips
hmu
>>613354788
no, i get out (leave computer, tv)
thats why i never heard of this bitch
>>613354678
>tfw no KAV
>>613355154
so we both miss out again
>>613354971
That's actually an overheard-tier meme anon. I'm sorry, I take it back. I've seen some qts around there when i study with some people i know in engineering
>>613354270
>parents went to uni
Well looks who's a posh cunt.
>>613355298
hahahaha sweet, but are they fond of the curry masala tho
>>613355444
nice trips
BIGBANG IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKD03uPVD-Q
>fusing trap and ballad
YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE
>>613355444
oh shit just realised I got some sweet numbers right there
>>613355444
they were asian, so maybe?
>>613355949
good things they are coming my way
ty sir
>>613355444
doesn't matter
are you good looking?
how rich are you?
these are the questions you should be asking yourself
>>613356222
trips, you can't be wrong.
>>613355444
>>613356222
What's everyone drinking tonight?
>>613356099
no problem
>>613356324
qts are fond of the curry masala confirmed by double dubs with trips
>>613356389
>What's everyone drinking tonight?
fried rice
>>613356389
water, some of that hard stuff. yourself?
>>613356389
loneliness and futility
>>613356389
soju
shit's cheap and will fuck you up
penis
>tfw sippin' on that sojuice
6
>>613356653
damn
>>613356606
>>613356648
name? city?
Anyone here from Tauranga?
>>613356447
ooh hungry now
>>613356485
Carlsberg. Went for something different than my usual asahim plus it was cheaper. Might drink some whiskey later.
>>613356500
that's why i'm drinking :O :O
>>613356519
i'll have to check it out
>>613356749
yup
>>613356389
Apple cider. Quite fond of this place down by the waterfront in Auckland that has tall glasses of cider for $5 in the evening
Vic Uni reporting in
New thread : >>613356821 ....
>>613356946
whats your major
>>613356970
why?
>>613356970
This nigga doesn't even know how to thread.
fucking faggot cunt.
>tfw got absolutely fucking wasted last night because friends backed out for karaoke night so you post your vocaroo singing some sweet Lim Kim
delivery girl on?
im in the mood for her tits
>>613356389
good old stubbies of calton and coopers red :)
>>613357226
are you a girl?
>>613357196
help me out here. vocaroo? I see heaps of threads about em
>>613345262
420 hookups in mangere?
>>613345712
get fucked faggot
>>613357312
>>613357271
maybe
who's asking?
>>613357278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWlOSUMAP5
enjoy, my man
got 80% on my midterm
"youre only studying @ vic, anon. not that hard"
thanks mom
>>613357482
shit was fire, you killed it nigga LOL
>>613357528
fuckin rekt, did she go somewhere better or something
>>613357196
give me some vocals for the mixtape.
my song is about the emotions of taking a shit, the pleasure, the relief, the shock of the water splashing back inside you. The rawest of emotions are had while sitting down. In that moment, you are alone.
tl;dr
>sick of clicking sushi for captcha
>>613357590
fucking circlejerk
>>613357482
very nice
>>613357528
>>613357642
She UoA Master race?