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When I was a Kid my Mom bought me these Fucked up series of books
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When I was a Kid my Mom bought me these Fucked up series of books BY Dorris Sanford. The tops ranged from AIDS to Alcoholism to Racism. The Illustrations were hilariously disturbing and I think /b/ will love them. And yes that text WAS part of the actual book. Tell me if you want more.
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>>613308201
moar
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Count me in
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>>613308201
go ahead
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>>613308201
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By all means, continue
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>>613308201
What the fuck is actually going on in the photo holy shit I can't tell if the kid in the yellow is sitting crosslegged or what
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>>613308809
what
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>>613308722
I think he's an amputee.
Meaning that he is a champion, and is able to defeat two of his brothers who are twice his size, with a missing leg.
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>>613308722
there are 4 boys there, gray sweat pants, purple shorts, yellow shirt, and the faggot sniffing ass on the bottome
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>>613308996
he has blood of the gods
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>>613309168
These feel like they aren't written by a native English speaker
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>>613308999
>God, you know what's happening to our family

what the fuck
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Do you guys want more>?
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>>613309324
You're... not familiar with children's books, are you?
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>>613308201
what the fuck.
more
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>>613309466
yes... fucking what the fuck.
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my sides are in orbit, keep going OP.
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>>613309466
Moar
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>>613309296
We must sacrifice children to appease him, so he doesn't destroy us all
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HAHAHAH this cannot be real.

If it is holy shit these are gold and this is a monumentous find OP well done.
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>>613309802
>they put a monster in me
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>>613309467
I get that this isn't aimed for adults, but the wording isn't great.
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>>613309802
what the unholy fuck
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>>613309905
children for our limbless champion.
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i've never heard of this shit, but I think this is completely legit.

http://www.amazon.com/Doris-Sanford/e/B001H6UD1M

keep going, OP
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>>613310137
Legs for the leg god.
Arms for the arm throne.
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>>613309997
somebody is going to fap to this
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>>613309466
yes hahahaha
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>>613309466
LOL
Jesus fucking christ OP these are hilariously disturbing
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>>613310492
LOOK.
BEHOLD AS THEY SACRIFICE CHILDREN TO THE LIMBLESS GOD
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>>613310492
Who the fuck is the target audience for this
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>>613310492
are they sacrificing the children to The Legless Champion?
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This is legitimately fascinating.
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>>613310492
Moar satanism please
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>>613310710
kids who were molested by satanic cults at daycare????
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WHAT THE FUCK BOOKS WERE YOU PARENTS BUYING YOU AS A KID
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>>613310776
disturbing*
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>>613310725
>>613310661
We need a draw fag
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>>613309997
that ligature mark on the ankle.
inb4 callous, demonic laughter
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i can fap to this
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This one isn't As creepy as the others but still...
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>yfw that kush is too dank
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This is the best thing
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>>613311198
Wow. Hilarious.
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>>613310799
The Woman at the Book Store had trouble selling them and they needed to clear off shelf space. SO she gave pretty much the entire series to me.
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>>613311128
the illustrations are shit tier, which just accentuates the sadism.
Doris is clearly evil as balls and Pogo as fuck.
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keep posting, OP. you have spiked my interest. not even that funny on their own, but the whole concept is interesting
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>Be 5
>Wake up early on December 21st
>Alas, Solsta at last!
>Remove my bed cloak and put on my black day one
>Leave the camp
>Walk through the swamp
>See parents standing by the oracle
>Dead pine tree with offerings to Baktu draped over it
>Find book wrapped in the skin of our ex-neighbor's cat
>Some shit called "Don't Make Me Go Back, Mommy"
>Father whispers from beneath his hood: "That book is your only connection to them now."
>20 years later
>Go on Goodreads
>Rate 3/5
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Please keep going, OP. This shit is gold.

Have some booty.
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>>613311412
not sure why but i just burst out laughing the second i read this
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>>613310780
Well these are fucking horrifying.

100 bonus points to "they put a monster in me" for being nightmare fuel.
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>>613311412
jesus fucking christ what the hell, this is monstrous!
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>>613311846
that's some heavy shit
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>>613311846
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>>613311846
Thats... thats sad as fuck and its fictional ;_;
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>>613311846
>Team A Lost
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>>613311198
Get the fuck out, britfag
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>>613311846
Isn't this how school shooting stories start?
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>>613311846
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This may just be the best thread of all time.
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>>613311846
He needs the Limbless Champion.
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Why the fuck do these books even exist. And why the hell are they for kids?
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>>613308201
>Dorris Sanford
there's an even stranger dynamic to this

http://www.cultwatch.com/satanic7.html
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>>613312826
We all need to let The Limbless Champion into our hearts
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>>613312816
I literally just burst.
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>>613310319
have dick in my hands mid fap watching some japanese porn, but just discovering this thread... fucking just stop fapping, holding my shrivelling dick and freaking the fuck out because I'm high as shit
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>>613312826
Patrick lacks the conviction of the Champion and will forever be retarded.
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This is some disturbing shit.
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>>613308201
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OP...you were a heterosexual today. Thank you.
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>>613313148
GIANT THROBBING ERECTION
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>>613312816
win
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-Been 5 yrsold
-Wakin up at your brother bed, with his hand in your underwear
-Askin what happening and he tells you if it feels good, and askin you if his dick is more pretty than your's and still rubbin you
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>>613313138
Like quivering cattle, suitable only for blood sacrifice
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This is the satanic abuse book.
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>>613313116
We always know.
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>>613308809

shit

for some reason this made me not wanna kill myself as bad
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>>613312194
Why the fuck is she dancing with a ww2 era jap?
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>>613311846
I'm having flashbacks of 1996

"aaaaahhhhh!"
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>>613313712
The limbless god promotes friendship across the seas
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>>613312816
save
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>>613313744
Why the fuck do these exist??? Some of these pages are crazy depressing T_T
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>>613311846
>team A lost
shit
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>>613313925
Get out, summer
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>>613313682
Well yeah, eventually they'll die.

>>613313744
Depends how you die really. Meth overdose is okay, being raped to death by niggers, not so much.
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>>613309466

man
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>>613313817
woah
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>>613313367
This was written at the time people thought satanic ritualism was everywhere, right. To cash in on it

This isn't, like, something the author genuinely believes exists
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>>613313148
>>613313297
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Even if I wasn't high/drunk, I still wouldn't get these...
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You want disturbing and depressing...I have a treat for you guys.
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>>613314459
Is that the kid with AIDS?
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>>613314579
no it's>>613311412
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>>613309997
>>613310492
>>613310780
What, what is going on
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>>613314738
nah, the other one, he looks like
>>613312816
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>>613314895
satanic ritual abuse.
back in the 80s there was this crazy fad of people being paranoid as shit that there were satanic cults everywhere, doing shit to kids.
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>>613310492

>
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OP if you can screen shot the whole series, you'll be a god among men, please set up a torrent or something for us
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>>613314940
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>>613315067
Cults like the church of the Limbless Champion
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>>613315046
but it ask about them being brothers
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>>613314940
>mother and daddy
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>>613315367
you're not going to make that a new meme. just stop.
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>>613314940

>It helped having DIck
>having Dick
>Dick
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Profit!
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>>613315529
I don't give a Matt Damon if this leaves this thread.
I'm having a great time.
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>>613315529
it's called a joke you fucking faggot
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Here is the link to tons of her books.

http://awfullibrarybooks.net/category/the-doris-hall-of-infamy/
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>>613315338
read the file name.
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i need every single one of these books
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>>613315760
jokes are funny
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wtf
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>>613314940
wait are they chinese ,they don't look like it
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>>613316093
Oh I would drop something in her slot
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>>613315852
>>613315338

Oh, Bill...
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Man I would have loved this dark shit growing up.
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>>613315067
The 80s must of been a fun place, honest to god though my mom had a friend who was raised by satanists
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>>613309802

This shit is horrifying.
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This is exactly how I imagine /b/ would teach their kids about the shitty side of life
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>>613316400
>The 80s must of been a fun place
you would think so, but all it really meant was a bunch of old women with sticks up there asses going around telling us we couldn't enjoy our d&d and heavy metal.
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>>613309997

What are the points being made for these books?

What is the movie star room?
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>>613310492
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>>613316578
the feels
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>>613316578
Thorough and sustained laughter occured
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>>613311128
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>>613316483
you spelled hilarious wrong
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>>613316726
It's where Uncle Touchy covers them in his goof juice.
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>>613316726
it's where kids get FUCKED
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>>613315316
steve jobs?
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>>613316911
>improper use of Harold
anon, please!
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>>613316726
Probably where they use a camera to videotape sex abuse.
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>>613310492
It just keeps getting better and better, well done OP. I'm starting a new folder
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>>613317005
Coach Tom sounds like a classy fellow
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>>613315852
You know, I interpreted that as a non-imperative statement regarding the past tense, but then I read the filrni of the picture you replied to and found there was nothing special about it.

Upon returning to your comment and reading its filename, I realized that it was not a sentence of past tense, but an assertive request of affirmation that could be described as 'contrived' or 'forced.'

You see, these are things such as filename jokes are meant to be stumbled upon or subtly noticed by another individual, not forced. Be patient next time or at least be a samefag and reply to your own comment with something to the effect of "filename made me laugh so hard xDDDD"
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>>613316303
Holy shit, it's Julius Evola!
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>>613317005
What is this shit
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>>613313604
I can't stop laughing
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>>613316400
here
>>613317005
>>613317150
this is terrifying yet i need these books lol where can i get them
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>>613317335
Huh. I always wondered what happened to him.
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>>613317485
lost
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>>613317530
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_0_13?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=doris%20sanford&sprefix=doris+sanford%2Caps%2C156
lazy faggot
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>>613310492
Holy fuck hahahaha
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>>613317005

>love dove

my fucking sides man
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>>613317485
I'm done here
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>>613317380
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>>613310492

omg this shit is hilarious
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>>613311846
"Team A lost."
I woke up my wife.
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>>613317485
coach u fucker
u know dam well Dino's arms ar too short to reach your crusty back
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>>613309884
first crossdresser/trans
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>>613316648

A woman of discerning taste. I can appreciate that.
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>>613318033
with your sobs?
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>>613318077
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Someone needs to archive this thread.
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>>613312816

Damn, KS lesions and everything.
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>>613316929

Holy shit, I have tears in my eyes I laughed so hard at that.
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>>613317485
Itty bitty babby boat.
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>>613317005
>>613317150
>>613317218
>>613317380
>>613317485
>>613317575

Who the hell calls their child Dino?
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>>613316798

kek
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>>613318373
>Hey, now THAT'S a meat ball
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>>613318236
>Fluffy the Lamb says "Retardation is no excuse kids!"
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>>613316635
Man that's all I do
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>>613309802
Jesus fucking christ...
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>>613318513

chinzos
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The legend is that only about 7,000 of each book were printed.
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>>613318373
>hey, now THATS a meat ball

so using this
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>>613318463
>feels like a mother still
the horrors
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>>613317005

The Love Dove once again gives life saving advice to child sexual assault victims all while shitting on their shoulders.
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Jesus fucking Christ
Dorris Sanford, you're one dark bitch
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>>613318767
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>613318463
That doctor sort of looks like Hitler...
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>>613312816

SUDDENLY

AIDS
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>>613310492
lol this is obviously not meant for kids. This shit would traumatize the little ones.
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>>613318492
If Patrick wasn't such a retard he would know how to do that.
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>>613318513
Enzo Ferrari.
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>>613318955
And this child molester sort of looks like JFK:
>>613317485
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>>613318767
kek,what
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>>613317485

>Ghost written by Jerry Sandusky
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>>613318851
most women are
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>>613316578
jesus
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>>613317270
Not that guy, but please just stop.
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>>613310492
oh dear god what the fuck
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>>613316726
Some fucking satanic ritualistic phedo sex room.
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>>613319412
not that guy, but why? seems to me like he's trying to make /b/ better
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>>613317837
selfish whore
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>>613319251
it where he got his ideas
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>>613319246
SHE DIED!!!
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>>613318767
Very special, indeed...
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>>613318767

that nigga ain't got no legs
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>>613319372
No one on /cgl/ is mentally stable or even good looking though.
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>>613319209
Dorris Sanford confirmed for grassy knoll shooter.
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>>613316292
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>>613319716

which one has aids? ;)
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What exactly are these dank, new memes going to be refered as?
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>>613319785
like most women
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>>613319716
i r8 10/10
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>>613317207
ding ding ding
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>>613319412
Didn't expect you to pretent to be someone else in response

6/10 nice try, a lot of thought must have went into that. Short but sweet
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>>613319909
true
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>>613319716
reminds me of a kid I went to school with. he was a redneck tough guy, but scared shitless of blood. one day some other guy cut himself kind of bad and started bleeding all over the floor. the redneck kid started screaming "HIV! HIV!" and ran out of the room.
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Alright one more book then Someone else is going to have to keep this going.
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>>613319938
fuck off, fag
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>>613320201
what am i looking at right now?
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>>613310492
This shit went from 10 to 100 real fuckin' fast.
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>>613319412
Also, if this is not that guy, do you think I'm some kind of self deluded pseudointellectual or something?
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>>613317005
> The love dove

Sounds like some kind of sex toy
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>>613320201
Tunnel Snakes Rule!
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>>613320201

I see the kid's stand, it's that old man, but where's Jotaro's?
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