I am bread
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I am bread
>>613165672
I am Mort
>>613167361
hey mort, Have you ever thought about bread?
>>613167861
constantly
>>613168357
excellent, now we can discuss the removal of those hideous curtains
>>613168473
replace curtains with these?
>>613168887
yes, It's come to my attention that these curtains have become entrenched with arachnophobia
>>613169118
hey guys I am fred. what's up? mort those curtains look awful
>>613169118
you are correct the infestation is quite advanced, what counter measures do you request?
>>613169254
>>613169295
We're going to need back up for these curtains
EVERYONE GET IN HERE THIS SHIT HAS GONE TOO FAR
>>613169254
A thousand apologies Fred, are these more to your satisfaction?
>>613169487
Bread we need urgent assistance! The situation has grown more dour!
>>613169638
good god it's woorse than i thot
>>613169489
Yes definately thank you mort.
>>613169638
Oh dear. Seems I was wrong on them being to my liking mort. Whatever shall we do?
>>613169715
they've found reinforcements, we can't hold much longer captain
>>613170129
god help us...god help us all...
>>613170050
I apologise Fred, hopefully this is more to your liking.
>>613165672
NO! I AM BREAD!
>>613170306
theyve called in their allies, this is growing beyond our control!
>>613170630
Gentlemen, Bread has had an honor working with you all
>>613170318
Closer, but what of the arachnophobia?
they have impregnated human females and are reproducing their own at an alarming rate, the human race is doomed, without human beings no further bread can be made. this is the end.
>>613171120
It has been an honor working with you gentlemen.
>>613170838
It has been a privelege my yeasty friend.
>>613171220
I have been infected my friend, save yourself.
>>613171542
Oh dear, it seems I must end my life, goodbye friends
>>613171944
Goodnight sweet prince
