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>>613114141
k
someone else contribute
SPIDEY PORN!!!!!
who is this
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS
>Be me
>Roaming Lordran
>some fuckwit decides he wants to hone his skills in Anor Londo
>without Havel's Ring or Ring of Favor and Protection
>nope.jpg
>invade his filthy casul world
>asshat burns alive by the blade of a Chaos Zweihandler +5
>feelsgoodman
>sent back home
>get bored a few minutes after
>spam the shit out of Cracked Red Eye Orbs
>several hours pass as they continuously fail
>rageintensifies.gif
>body suddenly begins to fade out of this reality
>about fukin time
>finally ready to pwn more n00bz
>get to new world
>everything icy as fuck
>literally everything frozen over
>No crystals or golems though, and Seath's fortress is nowhere in sight
>weird
>start hearing strange noises from an ice cave behind me
>screaming?
>crying?
>moaning?
>stack an extra humanity and go inside
>two human women using a rod of ice to have sex with each other
>some blondie and a redhead with freckles
>give no shits, approach with weapon drawn
>the women notice me after I take a few steps
>they smile
>they smile like filthy casuls who aren't prepared for a duel
>"Elsa," says the redhead with a giggle "I told you we were being too loud!"
>"It doesn't really matter, does it? We had our fun. And besides..."
>Blond turns to me, grins like a mindless harlot
>"...I think our new friend wants to play, too."
>Continue to give no shits
>eat Green Blossom through my mask
>Stop when the blonde lies directly before me
>no armour, weapons, talismans or catalysts anywhere on her person
>nothing but the skin of her broadly exposed body
>"That's a pretty set of armour you've got there."
>her left hand brushes against my leggings, right rubbing her genitalia
>bitch doesn't know about my GIANTS
>>613116771
I think that's the girl from the cloudy with a chance of meatballs movies
>"You mind taking it off...so we can see if you're just as pretty underneath?"
>glare at the redhead
>she massages her nether regions similarly to her friend's
>isthisameleeattack.png
>speak to the vile thing a single demand:
>"Wt rings u got bithc?"
>she ignores me, starts licking my boot
>casul spit?
>on my GIANTS?
>grab bithc by the arms, examine her hands like a finely crafted ember
>no Havel
>no Favor and Protection
>no rings whatsoever
>no armour, no rings, no weapons, no magic, miracles or pyromancy
>not even a flask of estus
>bithcs didn't even speak to Oscar
>rush to the redhead, take her palms with shaking gauntlets
>nothing
>sudden realization
>these aren't your average, everyday casuls
>these are ADVANCED casuls
>these are the sisters who birthed all casuls
>the cause and effect of all casulity
>redhead rubs underside faster, panting in short breaths
>"Come on already, stick it inside me. Stick it deep inside me, you strong, powerful hunk."
>ohillsticksmethinginyou.webm
>rear back, shift Zweihandler's weight to my right
>redhead closes her eyes and arches back her neck, mouth opening
>burn and slice that scrub in half before I hear her utter another vowel
>friend notices
>realizes that I came here to cut bithces and eat Green Blossom
>and I'm all out of Green Blossom
>dat "OSHIT" face
>starts to get up, try and run away
>LOL, NOPE
>2late4u
>fiery blade of steel slices her in two symmetrical halves
>didn't even have time to react
>guess that'll teach you to wear your fukin rings
>body starts disassembling
>returning to your world with 2 newfound humanity
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>mfw I return home with 2 extra humanity
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>>613116771
Sam Sparks.
CWACOM
>>613119052
me like
>>613119502
>>613119381
sauceeeeee
>>613119771
I would, but I forgot to add that to the folder name
God tier Elsa.
>>613120455
>>613119771
Author's name is Aogami. Check out on Gelbooru and such.
>>613119381
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/109333866077
Sadly, there is no more.
>>613119502
]sauce plz?
Work was rough, but productive (and I get paid tomorrow), so it's time for booze and R34. Dumping random.
>>613121442
http://manyakisart.tumblr.com/post/92838052497
/r/ gravity falls, specifically incest and shota with the redhead chick
>>613122539
k
>>613122327
>>613122539
Who was the tall redheads name anyway?
>>613123076
fuck if i know, i just whack it to this shit.
>>613119421
Moar of her
>>613123076
Wendy Corduroy.
>>613119381
someone should make a gif of just the selfserv
absolutely CRAZY RAID http://www.twitch tv/thenoisywhale
>>613113558
>>613113647
Is there a full video?
>>613124033
waaay better as young teenagers
>>613123771
I want this, I want everything like this.
art style is fucking incredible, need author and moar! or just moar.
>>613124193
indubitably
Last I got of incest/SS. Back to random.
just because i haven't shared in a long time. i have 149 GB of related material. :)
1/50
>>613115389
why is this so accurate
