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2015-04-30 21:58:35 Post No. 613113115
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:58:35 Post No. 613113115 [Report]
Dark jokes

how many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

11
1 to change it, 10 to say how inspirational he is.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:53 Post No.613113399
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:53 Post No.613113399 [Report]
What's worse then a dead baby nailed to a tree?

10 dead babies nailed to a tree
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:38 Post No.613113545
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:38 Post No.613113545 [Report]
>>613113399

What's worse then 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

A dead baby nailed to 10 trees
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:01:39 Post No.613113748
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:01:39 Post No.613113748 [Report]
>>613113545
actually 10 babies is worse dumbass
more loss of life.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:49 Post No.613113971
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:49 Post No.613113971 [Report]
>>613113748
troll is bad
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:53 Post No.613113985
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:53 Post No.613113985 [Report]
>>613113748
But the 1 baby on multiple trees is more fucked up because you have to cut that baby up. The 10 babies wouldn't be as bad if they all died from natural causes or something.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:40 Post No.613114130
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:40 Post No.613114130 [Report]
>>613113399
>>613113545
>>613113748
>>613113985
Depends...what colors are the babies?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:04:10 Post No.613114214
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:04:10 Post No.613114214 [Report]
>>613113399
>>613113545
What's worse then a dead baby nailed to a tree?
10 trees nailed to a baby
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:04:21 Post No.613114249
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:04:21 Post No.613114249 [Report]
How many black men does it take to start a riot?

-1
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:12 Post No.613114393
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:12 Post No.613114393 [Report]
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?


Usain Bolt can end a race
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:52 Post No.613114513
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:52 Post No.613114513 [Report]
>>613113399
>>613113545
Your jokes are fucking backwards..
>What's worse
It's all fun! What's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to this idiots dick.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:06:32 Post No.613114618
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:06:32 Post No.613114618 [Report]
How many people can fit in a slug bug?

50

2 nazis in the front seat
2 in the back
46 jews in the ashtray
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:27 Post No.613114758
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:27 Post No.613114758 [Report]
>What's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to this idiots dick

solid kek
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:42 Post No.613114798
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:42 Post No.613114798 [Report]
>>613113115
how many niggers to change a light bulb?
1002
one to change it
one to get killed by the police
and a thousand to loot the mall for a bulb
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:09 Post No.613114872
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:09 Post No.613114872 [Report]
>>613114618
that joke makes no sense, its how many JEWS can you fit in a Bug? 50, 2 front, 2 back, 46 in the ashtray
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:45 Post No.613114960
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:45 Post No.613114960 [Report]
Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:16 Post No.613115042
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:16 Post No.613115042 [Report]
>>613114249
lold
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:42 Post No.613115114
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:42 Post No.613115114 [Report]
What’s the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
Pizzas don’t scream when they are put in the oven!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:59 Post No.613115166
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:59 Post No.613115166 [Report]
>>613114872
haven't heard the joke in a while, couldn't quite remember how it went
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:23 Post No.613115230
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:23 Post No.613115230 [Report]
>>613113115
>change
>1 to change it
So you just need 1 to change it
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:47 Post No.613115293
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:47 Post No.613115293 [Report]
>>613113115
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:12:55 Post No.613115680
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:12:55 Post No.613115680 [Report]
Racist bigots are small narrow minded people, we're all the same, we're all white and straight on the inside
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:12:57 Post No.613115683
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:12:57 Post No.613115683 [Report]
whats the diffrence between hockey players and hippy chicks?

hockey players shower after 3 periods.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:14:09 Post No.613115905
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:14:09 Post No.613115905 [Report]
>>613113115
name of this chick please?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:15:24 Post No.613116106
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:15:24 Post No.613116106 [Report]
>>613114960
why did a million jews starve to death at camp?
the meals were not kosher
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:16:50 Post No.613116375
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:16:50 Post No.613116375 [Report]
the woman who coined the phrase 'man's all the same' was a Chinese who lost her husband in a crowd in China
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:20:03 Post No.613116928
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:20:03 Post No.613116928 [Report]
>>613113115
how do you stop a nigger riot?
hose them down with soapy water
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:21:07 Post No.613117113
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:21:07 Post No.613117113 [Report]
>>613115905
kasey chase
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:21:39 Post No.613117206
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:21:39 Post No.613117206 [Report]
the father turns pro son and says:
what is the thing quel is it that has legs but not this living?
The son replies:
It is easy is the chair.
The father replies:
wrong is your dog
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:22:45 Post No.613117388
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:22:45 Post No.613117388 [Report]
>>613113115
What's her name?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:23:42 Post No.613117547
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:23:42 Post No.613117547 [Report]
>>613117388
learn to read faggot
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:24:47 Post No.613117720
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:24:47 Post No.613117720 [Report]
>>613117113
doesnt look like her at all. im pretty sure youre wrong
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:28:15 Post No.613118336
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:28:15 Post No.613118336 [Report]
What's the difference between a Jew and a black Jew?

Black Jews gotta sit in the back of the oven.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:28:22 Post No.613118348
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:28:22 Post No.613118348 [Report]
How long does it take to kill a baby in the microwave?


I dunno i close my eyes while i masterbate.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:29:28 Post No.613118544
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:29:28 Post No.613118544 [Report]
>>613113115
that dick is too big for her
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:01 Post No.613118623
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:01 Post No.613118623 [Report]
i really really really need sauce on this image
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:11 Post No.613118652
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:11 Post No.613118652 [Report]
Whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?
My dick.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:55 Post No.613118782
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:30:55 Post No.613118782 [Report]
Which one does land first, a nigger or a feather?
The feather. The nigger is stopped by the rope.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:31:03 Post No.613118801
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:31:03 Post No.613118801 [Report]
>>613115293
Dark humor is like pussy, none of you get it
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:32:33 Post No.613119055
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:32:33 Post No.613119055 [Report]
>>613114393
>>613114249
lol
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