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So I'm being threated by the so called parent of some girl
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:48:13 Post No. 613092258 [Report]
So I'm being threated by the so called parent of some girl I like on tinder
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:49:21 Post No.613092437
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I'll dump the screenshots I've taken so far
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:49:40 Post No.613092496
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:49:59 Post No.613092550
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:49:59 Post No.613092550 [Report]
send dick pic
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:50:02 Post No.613092556
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:50:27 Post No.613092623
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:50:54 Post No.613092704
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:51:17 Post No.613092753
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:51:22 Post No.613092765
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:51:22 Post No.613092765 [Report]
wow
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:51:41 Post No.613092814
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:52:10 Post No.613092885
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:53:39 Post No.613093094
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:01 Post No.613093303
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:01 Post No.613093303 [Report]
you have my curiosity
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:18 Post No.613093345
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:18 Post No.613093345 [Report]
>>613092885
lmao
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:19 Post No.613093346
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:55:19 Post No.613093346 [Report]
This is golden.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:08 Post No.613093464
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>>613093094
> I don't have a phone

captcha: sryus
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:20 Post No.613093490
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:20 Post No.613093490 [Report]
>>613092753
>report real threat to police
>say you fear for your life
>gets thrown in jail for threatening minor

also underageb&
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:24 Post No.613093502
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:24 Post No.613093502 [Report]
They haven't said anything back so I assume they were serious
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:42 Post No.613093538
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:42 Post No.613093538 [Report]
>>613093094
Noice
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:53 Post No.613093572
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:56:53 Post No.613093572 [Report]
Send him your cock. Then say he get trouble for cp
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:57:05 Post No.613093602
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:57:05 Post No.613093602 [Report]
Toasting in an epic bread
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:57:16 Post No.613093617
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:57:16 Post No.613093617 [Report]
>>613093572
Hahahah this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:58:15 Post No.613093738
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:58:15 Post No.613093738 [Report]
>>613093094
You sir, are an
>absolute madman
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:59:15 Post No.613093897
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:59:15 Post No.613093897 [Report]
op is breddy gewd troll.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:59:48 Post No.613093980
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 19:59:48 Post No.613093980 [Report]
>>613093538

noice!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:00 Post No.613094012
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:28 Post No.613094074
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:28 Post No.613094074 [Report]
is she even cute op? any face pics?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:35 Post No.613094090
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:35 Post No.613094090 [Report]
>>613093572
roll
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:41 Post No.613094104
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:41 Post No.613094104 [Report]
>Bella mybutt
??
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:49 Post No.613094121
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:00:49 Post No.613094121 [Report]
Bump for cont.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:15 Post No.613094182
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:15 Post No.613094182 [Report]
>>613093572
This
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:23 Post No.613094207
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:23 Post No.613094207 [Report]
>>613094074
who gives a shut, the raging milf is better than the cp, there is tons of it on the internet anyway
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:49 Post No.613094258
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:49 Post No.613094258 [Report]
>>613094207
I didn't say anything about CP, fucking pedophile.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:01:51 Post No.613094260
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keks were head before bedtime, thx OP
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:02:07 Post No.613094294
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:02:07 Post No.613094294 [Report]
>>613094121
They won't respond anymore so I guess they weren't lying also y'all can call he number if you want
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:02:43 Post No.613094398
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:02:43 Post No.613094398 [Report]
>>613092496
Call this number
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:10 Post No.613094467
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:10 Post No.613094467 [Report]
laughed a lot, inside and out
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:25 Post No.613094495
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:25 Post No.613094495 [Report]
>>613094258
>is she even cute op? any face pics?
you where obviously somhow giving a shit about how the kid looked.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:44 Post No.613094536
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:44 Post No.613094536 [Report]
>>613092496
>call this number
>/b/
>let's do this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:56 Post No.613094571
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:03:56 Post No.613094571 [Report]
>>613093572

This.
Send it to him and then you had previously discussed that "call the cops" is code for "dick pics pls".
Then call the cops.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:00 Post No.613094578
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:00 Post No.613094578 [Report]
>>613094398
Oh yeah let's do something wit the digits, but what can we do while remaining anonyfats?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:22 Post No.613094623
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:22 Post No.613094623 [Report]
>>613092496
>>613094398
Do this with a skype account with fake number.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:28 Post No.613094642
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:28 Post No.613094642 [Report]
>>613094294
why not do some kind of skype group chat to the number and just troll them even more?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:31 Post No.613094650
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:31 Post No.613094650 [Report]
>>613092258
why even care going in for the discussion fuck that girl and on to the next one
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:44 Post No.613094683
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:04:44 Post No.613094683 [Report]
ask her for nudes already, geesh OP
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:45 Post No.613094831
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:45 Post No.613094831 [Report]
>>613094495
After I she liked me back in tinder she asked for my kik name then sent me a message then unlinked me on tinder
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:48 Post No.613094839
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:48 Post No.613094839 [Report]
>>613093094
OP you are fucking hilarious.
TOP FUCKING KEK.
Just busted a nut from laughing.

Also.....ring he number motherfuckers. Post what the bitch says. Im a britfag so I aint wasting shit tonnes of money calling her
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:51 Post No.613094847
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:05:51 Post No.613094847 [Report]
>>613094578
Dunno
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:06:12 Post No.613094897
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:06:12 Post No.613094897 [Report]
>>613092258

why do you faggots always have less than 26% battery life?

always
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:06:45 Post No.613094983
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:06:45 Post No.613094983 [Report]
>>613094897
This.
Fucking apple devices
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:06:51 Post No.613095003
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>>613093094
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:07:06 Post No.613095051
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:07:06 Post No.613095051 [Report]
TRIPS DECIDES if i call the number and tell them about /b/
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:07:39 Post No.613095148
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:07:39 Post No.613095148 [Report]
>>613095051
Shit.. What if doubles?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:05 Post No.613095225
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:05 Post No.613095225 [Report]
Don't be a faggot. Call it.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:05 Post No.613095228
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:05 Post No.613095228 [Report]
>>613095148
had that been doubles i woudl have. trips it is
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:13 Post No.613095258
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:13 Post No.613095258 [Report]
>>613095051
Who cares? Maybe it gets op in more trouble. Okay do it
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:28 Post No.613095309
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:28 Post No.613095309 [Report]
>>613095051
check my dubs
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:08:37 Post No.613095339
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>>613095003
>>613093094
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:09:09 Post No.613095426
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:09:09 Post No.613095426 [Report]
C'mon guys,some amercanon can call her. Let's do this.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:09:49 Post No.613095533
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>>613095051
Roll for lulz
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:03 Post No.613095566
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:03 Post No.613095566 [Report]
>>613092704
>13
>16
>Still pedophile.
>pedophile want 11 and under
>your Ephebophile at the most.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:33 Post No.613095639
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>>613095051
He should record and upload it once he does it.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:49 Post No.613095674
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:49 Post No.613095674 [Report]
>>613095051
dont call
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:57 Post No.613095693
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:10:57 Post No.613095693 [Report]
>>613094839
>tonnes
:D
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:05 Post No.613095711
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:05 Post No.613095711 [Report]
>>613095674
reroll
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:17 Post No.613095742
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:17 Post No.613095742 [Report]
>>613095533
Is dbl dubs good enough?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:19 Post No.613095745
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:19 Post No.613095745 [Report]
>>613095426
What do i say?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:29 Post No.613095769
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:29 Post No.613095769 [Report]
>>613093490
this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:51 Post No.613095837
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:11:51 Post No.613095837 [Report]
>>613095566
>16
He's 17.
>11
You forgot 12, the rule is if the age is on the clock then they are ripe for the cock.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:12:19 Post No.613095891
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:12:19 Post No.613095891 [Report]
http://www.prank
dial.com/listen/1075000171

attempted to spook him (Im not OP)
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:12:29 Post No.613095922
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>>613092258
ask her if she really, really likes this image
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:13:36 Post No.613096084
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:13:36 Post No.613096084 [Report]
>>613095745
Dunno,tell her you're OP and excuse yourself to not have been enough alpha to send her your dick pic.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:13:51 Post No.613096124
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:13:51 Post No.613096124 [Report]
>>613095837
She said she was 16. I know he said he 17.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:14:23 Post No.613096206
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:14:23 Post No.613096206 [Report]
>>613092704
underage b&

Come back when you're done high school OP
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:14:48 Post No.613096271
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>>613095533
>>613095566
Double dubs checked.
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>>613096206

Why should he? This is mildly amusing.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:15:30 Post No.613096375
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:15:30 Post No.613096375 [Report]
>>613095051
Don't break rules one and 2 YOU CANCEROUS NEWFAG!!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:15:53 Post No.613096424
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:15:53 Post No.613096424 [Report]
>>613096206
Already finished with high school and I'm about to go to job corps in a couple weeks
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:16:02 Post No.613096444
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>>613093490
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:16:11 Post No.613096463
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:16:11 Post No.613096463 [Report]
>>613096206
Stop plz
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:16:44 Post No.613096538
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>>613092704
>17
underaged b&
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:17:02 Post No.613096578
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>>613096424
>job corp
poorfag detected
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>>613096538
need to be 18 to browse 4chinz
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:17:53 Post No.613096687
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>>613096578
Not poor but I'm going to learn a trade like plumbing or electrical
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:17:55 Post No.613096693
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>>613093572
brilliant
do it
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:18:48 Post No.613096803
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:18:48 Post No.613096803 [Report]
Tits or gtf
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:19:04 Post No.613096838
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:19:04 Post No.613096838 [Report]
Call the number trips get
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:19:25 Post No.613096894
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:19:25 Post No.613096894 [Report]
>>613096424
>Already finished with high school

My advice is to do what you parents did - GET A JOB SIR!

The bums always lose. Do you hear me? THE BUMS ALWAYS LOSE!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:20:51 Post No.613097112
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:20:51 Post No.613097112 [Report]
Moar!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:20:59 Post No.613097130
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>>613096538
because everything you say on the internet is the truth right?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:21:17 Post No.613097188
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:21:17 Post No.613097188 [Report]
MODS!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:21:21 Post No.613097199
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:21:21 Post No.613097199 [Report]
>>613096894
I'm going to job corps so I can learn several trades and make assloads of cash that way once I'm 50 I can retire and sit around on 4chan for the rest of my life making people roll trips for money
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:21:29 Post No.613097222
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>>613096375
>rules
way to act oldfag newfriend
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:22:13 Post No.613097319
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:22:13 Post No.613097319 [Report]
trips get, call him
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:22:33 Post No.613097372
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>>613096894
lol'd
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>>613097222
fuck you you faggot fuck
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:22:45 Post No.613097394
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Text and ask about sloths.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:22:58 Post No.613097429
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>>613097222
winrar nice trips fgt
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:23:17 Post No.613097481
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>>613097199

Guess what? I'm 51 but get paid to sit around on 4chan making people roll trips. But I sure as fuck and not giving them money.

>itsgoodtobeinsales.png
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:23:33 Post No.613097522
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:23:33 Post No.613097522 [Report]
>>613097199

Join the military instead.

Job corps just trains you for bullshit. Granted most military jobs train you for bullshit as well, but at least you get a scholarship out of the deal.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:26:01 Post No.613097844
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:26:01 Post No.613097844 [Report]
>>613097222
too bad you didn't say call.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:07 Post No.613098008
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:07 Post No.613098008 [Report]
>>613097522
and plus, free PTSD!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:10 Post No.613098014
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:10 Post No.613098014 [Report]
>>613097522
Military counts as relevant experience in most fields
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:12 Post No.613098020
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:27:12 Post No.613098020 [Report]
>>613093490
This
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:28:56 Post No.613098264
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:28:56 Post No.613098264 [Report]
>>613097522
Yeah a scholarship to a community college
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:32:15 Post No.613098720
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:32:15 Post No.613098720 [Report]
>>613095837
Well,shit. My digital clock shows 23 now. If that is the rule,i'm not allowed to have sex unless they're 24 y.o.?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:35:02 Post No.613099135
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:35:02 Post No.613099135 [Report]
>>613095837

What a fucking retard you are. The saying weather right or wrong is "If the age is NOT on the clock, it's ripe for cock." What, You want to do a 1 year old?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:36:05 Post No.613099294
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:36:05 Post No.613099294 [Report]
If their age is on the clock you should put away your cock
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:40:17 Post No.613099862
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>>613099294
So 13 and up is fine?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:41:35 Post No.613100060
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:41:35 Post No.613100060 [Report]
your age/2+7 is okay
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:42:43 Post No.613100236
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>>613095051
Rollin for kek
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:44:30 Post No.613100470
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:44:30 Post No.613100470 [Report]
>>613099862
I haven't felt any regret about it so sure
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:44:40 Post No.613100497
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>>613094897
its not the same phone screen everytime and photoshopped text bubbles. Its bot
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:45:10 Post No.613100567
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:45:10 Post No.613100567 [Report]
>>613097522
I'm in the military. Don't fucken do it. It's a trap I fucking hate it
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:47:45 Post No.613100931
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:47:45 Post No.613100931 [Report]
>>613100497
I can screenshot it a different way if you like
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:47:46 Post No.613100936
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:47:46 Post No.613100936 [Report]
Thread dead?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:48:20 Post No.613101008
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:48:20 Post No.613101008 [Report]
>>613100936
They never messaged back so I guess so
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:49:37 Post No.613101168
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:49:37 Post No.613101168 [Report]
>>613100931
Take a picture of your phone with another phone with time stamps.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:54:01 Post No.613101803
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:54:01 Post No.613101803 [Report]
>>613101168
But I don't have a phone
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:55:15 Post No.613102004
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:55:15 Post No.613102004 [Report]
not OP but I called the number. Some white guy with a deep voice, still sounds like he's in high school. Probably a neckbeard.

"I was asked to call this number."
>by who?
"Someone on kik."
>yeah well don't call it again.
"Alright fam, my bad."
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:56:15 Post No.613102155
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:56:15 Post No.613102155 [Report]
Look at the time on phone
OP is fast as fuck or it's fake
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:56:19 Post No.613102167
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:56:19 Post No.613102167 [Report]
>>613099862
Know the age limit.

http://chartsbin.com/view/hxj
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 20:58:13 Post No.613102454
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>>613102155
I screenshoted all of them after the last message I sent
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:00:30 Post No.613102785
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:00:30 Post No.613102785 [Report]
>>613102454
Ask her if her farts smell good.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:05:40 Post No.613103621
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:05:40 Post No.613103621 [Report]
>>613102454
that or its fake which is it op?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:06:34 Post No.613103754
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:06:34 Post No.613103754 [Report]
>>613102785
this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:06:50 Post No.613103805
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are there any more texts OP?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:09:23 Post No.613104262
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:09:23 Post No.613104262 [Report]
>>613103805
I sent 2 more messages but I got no response
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:10:19 Post No.613104438
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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:11:20 Post No.613104638
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Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because his mom and dad were in a jam.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:12:04 Post No.613104777
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What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:12:44 Post No.613104885
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What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
You look flushed
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:13:29 Post No.613105015
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Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:13:58 Post No.613105080
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>>613104262
post'em
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:15:28 Post No.613105330
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What did one sand dune say to the other sand dune.....how you dune
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:15:56 Post No.613105422
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta

captcha:isisl
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:16:38 Post No.613105546
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>>613105422
moar jokes pls
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:16:52 Post No.613105585
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:17:36 Post No.613105712
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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:18:24 Post No.613105853
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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:19:45 Post No.613106094
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What do you call four bullfighters standing in quicksand?
Quattro Sinko
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:20:16 Post No.613106194
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>>613106094
I'm lovin this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:20:19 Post No.613106206
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:20:51 Post No.613106299
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:20:55 Post No.613106313
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>>613094642
++++
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:21:28 Post No.613106412
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What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:24 Post No.613106580
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What bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:30 Post No.613106602
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:30 Post No.613106602 [Report]
>>613104262
post them
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:34 Post No.613106619
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:34 Post No.613106619 [Report]
>>613102167
I find this interesting, but don't really get why you bothered posting it.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:48 Post No.613106661
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:48 Post No.613106661 [Report]
>>613106094
>implying he was caught or killed
Where's the proof?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:22:54 Post No.613106682
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>>613105585
>>613105712
>>613105853
>>613106094
stop
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:23:07 Post No.613106722
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Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:23:49 Post No.613106842
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:23:49 Post No.613106842 [Report]
>>613094571
He can be arrested for making cp at that point happened here a year ago where i live
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:24:15 Post No.613106918
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Where did the computer go to dance?
To a disc-o
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:25:00 Post No.613107061
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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring time
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:25:41 Post No.613107191
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:26:19 Post No.613107286
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Why is England the wettest country?
Because the queen has reigned there for years!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:27:13 Post No.613107437
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Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:27:27 Post No.613107473
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>>613104438
fuckkkk you i was laughing. didnt look for the gif.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:27:59 Post No.613107544
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What do you call the security guards who work at the Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:28:57 Post No.613107712
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:28:57 Post No.613107712 [Report]
Wait, why is Bella My Butt's image some guy? Why the fuck is everybody so riled up? This thread is pure cringe.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:29:06 Post No.613107737
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:29:47 Post No.613107856
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:29:47 Post No.613107856 [Report]
>>613107712
this is a joke thread
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:30:46 Post No.613108031
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What word is always spelled wrong in the Dictionary?
Wrong.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:31:04 Post No.613108083
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:31:04 Post No.613108083 [Report]
>>613107856
Man, this place is a shithole.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:31:27 Post No.613108150
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two-tired!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:32:11 Post No.613108293
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Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a short cut.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:32:40 Post No.613108379
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:32:40 Post No.613108379 [Report]
>>613092753
for real tho they threaten your life.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:32:50 Post No.613108406
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When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:22 Post No.613108504
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>>613108293
>>613108150
>>613108031
>>613107737
loving dis
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:46 Post No.613108562
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:46 Post No.613108562 [Report]
>>613098008
Not anymore. Fresh out of wars :/
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:49 Post No.613108569
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:49 Post No.613108569 [Report]
Call number, say your dad is a government official that will have them killed
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:33:54 Post No.613108579
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:34:38 Post No.613108696
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:34:38 Post No.613108696 [Report]
>>613095051
roll
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:34:46 Post No.613108715
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What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
a Vel-Crow
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:35:42 Post No.613108857
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Where do boats go when they get sick?
The dock
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:36:33 Post No.613109018
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What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:36:54 Post No.613109058
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:36:54 Post No.613109058 [Report]
>>613107286
lolololololololol
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:36:55 Post No.613109062
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:37:34 Post No.613109178
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:37:34 Post No.613109178 [Report]
>>613093490
this, very so

MODSmmODS @@ MODS ....

MOD?S MODS!!!!!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:37:58 Post No.613109245
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:37:58 Post No.613109245 [Report]
>>613109062
KEK
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:38:16 Post No.613109299
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What's easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:39:11 Post No.613109459
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What do you call two fat people having a chat?
A heavy discussion
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:39:13 Post No.613109468
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:39:13 Post No.613109468 [Report]
>>613109062
Kek
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:39:59 Post No.613109612
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:39:59 Post No.613109612 [Report]
>>613092704
So op is underage can we get a ban up in here
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:40:05 Post No.613109640
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What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:40:22 Post No.613109697
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:40:22 Post No.613109697 [Report]
Im calling the number right now, brb only have a phone.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:40:31 Post No.613109721
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:40:31 Post No.613109721 [Report]
>>613109612
>this
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:41:09 Post No.613109832
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What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
Firecrackers!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:41:55 Post No.613109975
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>>613093094
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:41:57 Post No.613109979
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What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?
The Space bar!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:09 Post No.613110416
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:09 Post No.613110416 [Report]
>>613109979
God I literally fucking hate those things.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:13 Post No.613110422
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>>613093094
golden
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:43 Post No.613110526
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:43 Post No.613110526 [Report]
>>613108857
Why did the scare crow get an award?
He was out standing in his field.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:46 Post No.613110533
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:44:46 Post No.613110533 [Report]
>>613109612
You can get me banned if you want this is the second time I've posted in the 2 years I've been lurking
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:45:21 Post No.613110652
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hat runs but doesn't get anywhere?
A refrigerator
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:45:55 Post No.613110769
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:45:55 Post No.613110769 [Report]
>>613110652
Michael Brown
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:46:57 Post No.613110969
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:46:57 Post No.613110969 [Report]
>>613110769
Saucy
Improved the joke 100%
Edgy, topical, 10/10 m8

would read copy and paste everywhere again
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:47:31 Post No.613111086
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:47:44 Post No.613111127
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>>613101803
THen how the fuck are you texting OP? Please tell me directly because I'm stupid OP. Have some pity.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:48:03 Post No.613111193
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>>613092258
>>613092496

It's obviously some thirsty jelly beta
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:48:58 Post No.613111374
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>>613111127
From my iPad mini that I got for free cause I'm nig
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:42 Post No.613111507
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:42 Post No.613111507 [Report]
>>613105080
Nice wallpaper anon. I've got the same one
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:44 Post No.613111512
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:44 Post No.613111512 [Report]
>>613107286
Oh god that picture
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:48 Post No.613111525
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:49:48 Post No.613111525 [Report]
Lol am i the only one fucking with this guy right now? Everybody call that number it's a dude sounds like he's in his 20's acting hard lolol download fakecaller id on your n fuck with him.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:50:52 Post No.613111722
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:50:52 Post No.613111722 [Report]
>>613092258
OP i found her last.fm page

http://www.last.fm/user/nosoundnoheart
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:51:03 Post No.613111744
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:52:51 Post No.613112026
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>>613102004
Soooo... Call again?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:53:08 Post No.613112072
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>>613111744

Ooooooh boy
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:53:08 Post No.613112076
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:53:08 Post No.613112076 [Report]
>>613111744
say you want to blast a huge cum load on her face
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:53:17 Post No.613112103
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>>613111744
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:53:41 Post No.613112165
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>>613105853
Kek nice file name
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:54:05 Post No.613112221
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:54:05 Post No.613112221 [Report]
>4122163571
Jasper wireless, Pittsburgh, PA.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:55:04 Post No.613112394
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>>613111744
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:55:06 Post No.613112398
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:55:06 Post No.613112398 [Report]
>>613111722
how did she post nudes on last.fm?

also checked
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:55:45 Post No.613112501
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:55:45 Post No.613112501 [Report]
>>613110526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MsvBqmxy9Y&list=LLJPsXgn65MWGm8LXt6bRWBw&index=20
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:56:18 Post No.613112593
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>>613109062
like the children of the fucking corn
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:56:56 Post No.613112727
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:56:56 Post No.613112727 [Report]
>>613111744
Ask if his daughters farts smell good.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:57:11 Post No.613112787
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:57:11 Post No.613112787 [Report]
>>613109979
jewfro guy honestly looks a bit cool.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:57:47 Post No.613112925
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:57:47 Post No.613112925 [Report]
>>613110969
Thanks man!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:58:07 Post No.613113008
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:58:07 Post No.613113008 [Report]
>>613111744
tell him to quit hogging his daughter all to himself
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:58:45 Post No.613113159
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:58:45 Post No.613113159 [Report]
>>613092496
I'm from the Pittsburghave area too hmmmm
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:11 Post No.613113250
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:11 Post No.613113250 [Report]
>>613111525
I just got some automated message saying the number couldn't be reached
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:42 Post No.613113357
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 21:59:42 Post No.613113357 [Report]
>>613107286
Set thrusters to maximum...

...aaannnd liftoff!
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:39 Post No.613113547
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:39 Post No.613113547 [Report]
for fuck's fuck, this thread is still around?

wtf?

surely OP is sucking BBC in jail by now. if he didn't get a ride home.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:56 Post No.613113600
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:00:56 Post No.613113600 [Report]
>>613113250
it's probably his little sister or something. heres her last.fm page

http://www.last.fm/user/nosoundnoheart
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:01:47 Post No.613113782
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>>613111744
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:07 Post No.613113841
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>>613112221
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:34 Post No.613113924
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:34 Post No.613113924 [Report]
>>613113547
I'm still waiting on the cops to come get me but they never showed cause they fear my nigger power
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:48 Post No.613113966
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:48 Post No.613113966 [Report]
OP is alpha as fuck
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:52 Post No.613113980
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:02:52 Post No.613113980 [Report]
>>613113841
what app is that
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:06 Post No.613114025
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:06 Post No.613114025 [Report]
>>613113600
dubs indicates truth?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:18 Post No.613114066
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:18 Post No.613114066 [Report]
>>613113924
>http://www.last.fm/user/nosoundnoheart

ah....you have the BBC
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:57 Post No.613114177
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:57 Post No.613114177 [Report]
>>613113924
Probably just shoot you mate
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:57 Post No.613114178
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:03:57 Post No.613114178 [Report]
>>613113980

A special one
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:04:55 Post No.613114343
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>>613113357
kek'd a lot harder than i should have
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:13 Post No.613114398
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:13 Post No.613114398 [Report]
>>613114025
yes. and these dubs confim
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:16 Post No.613114406
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:16 Post No.613114406 [Report]
she's got a gap in her front teeth, OP. hope you go for the Bobbi Kristina look.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:17 Post No.613114407
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:17 Post No.613114407 [Report]
>>613113841
This bitch is 30 miles away from me hahahahahaha
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:26 Post No.613114436
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:26 Post No.613114436 [Report]
>>613114177
I've had several run ins with he cops around my area they all find me to hilarious to cuff though
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:27 Post No.613114439
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:27 Post No.613114439 [Report]
>>613113980
>>613114178
Such a 1337 haxor dawg

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.socketwire.reverselookup

kill yourself
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:50 Post No.613114509
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:05:50 Post No.613114509 [Report]
>>613114066
wat?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:06:04 Post No.613114546
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:06:04 Post No.613114546 [Report]
>>613114407


Attack mode should be set /b/
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:06 Post No.613114700
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:06 Post No.613114700 [Report]
>>613114439

The name of my app is clearly visable in the screen shot, beta for even asking.

Kill YOURself.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:26 Post No.613114751
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:46 Post No.613114808
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:07:46 Post No.613114808 [Report]
OP died?
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:20 Post No.613114895
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:20 Post No.613114895 [Report]
>>613113966
Dubs. Send sharpie in dick.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:37 Post No.613114941
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:08:37 Post No.613114941 [Report]
>>613114808
Still here just waiting to get shot so people can riot in Pittsburgh
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:24 Post No.613115055
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:09:24 Post No.613115055 [Report]
>>613114895
x-acto knife in urethra
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:07 Post No.613115184
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:07 Post No.613115184 [Report]
>>613114941
fatsburgh people wont riot
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:48 Post No.613115297
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:10:48 Post No.613115297 [Report]
OP is gonna become the next nigger who gets shot by the cops, causing all the other niggers to burn things down and complain.
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:11:07 Post No.613115359
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:11:07 Post No.613115359 [Report]
>>613115184
But I'm a guud boi
I dindu nuffin
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:11:10 Post No.613115367
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>>613114941
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:11:56 Post No.613115509
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:11:56 Post No.613115509 [Report]
>>613115297
well then maybe pigs should stop shooting niggers
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:13:02 Post No.613115698
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:13:02 Post No.613115698 [Report]
>>613115509
maybe niggers should stop being infront of guns. Darwin'd
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:13:30 Post No.613115791
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Anonymous 2015-04-30 22:13:30 Post No.613115791 [Report]
>>613115055
You win.
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