I really want to fuck my sister , I'm gonna make a move today , Any tips ?
Pretty... Ever heard/caught her masturbating?
Yeah , she does it about twice a day
she's very sexual eh... Has she ever given you any signals?
>>walk around naked
>>make it so obvious that she notices
>>pretend to be surprised when she sees you
>>tell her that you thought you were alone
Walk in with a hard on and be like I won't tell if you won't
>>613055234
Man i always dream of having a sister is she younger or older than you? do you see her naked often?
"Ayy bby u want sum fukk?"
I've only seen her naked through her keyhole , she's always looking at my crotch though
"I want to fuck you"
get caught or catch her masturbating
I know you want me
Don't make it weird. In fact, pretend like she's making it weird if she doesn't immediately roll with it.
Don't fuck your sister you redneck idiot
>>613057162
this could work
>>613055234
"Hey sister, want my mister?"
Don't
Slightly older picture , but still hot
I asked 4chan for advice on how to fuck you, and got nothing. So fuck it, suck my dick?
>>613057567
>>613055234
Wouldfuckingrek/10
suck my ween
>>613057567
hope youre trollin cause you just posted her facebook my man
>>613057162
this, OP
>>613055234
>>613055234
>>613055234
Kill yourself
>>613057988
it begins
"Sis, I am mentally ill. Could you give me a lift to the hospital?"
>>613057567
Got any creepshots or just general sexy shot that show off her bod?
we just can help you if you post more pics of her...
She's always trying to set me up with her friends , so what ? it's just her facebook
>>613058306
so this is /b/ and some autist is going to message her about the thread. have you never seen these threads ever? this makes me think youre trying to personal army against her brother or something. or youre a liar
I'm a newfag , I'm making a move soon anyway ?
or he's hoping his sister likes the thought of him wanting to fuck her, this could actually work out
OP send your sister this thread yourself and wait till she confronts you, then have sex
>Ask her to send you a picture for her contact on your phone or some shit
>"Don't you have something a little sexier?" etc
Do it post pic
than can anybody post the link to the profile?
just get cough spanking one on the sofa or something like that nature
I'm gonna go talk to her now , wish me luck fags
>>613059177
May Odin look upon u anon
>>613058306
see
>>613058472
this guy either fucked or we are the retards here
nice sister
>>613055234
>Any tips ?
Two, actually.
1. Don’t insert a space before commas and question marks.
2. Don’t believe for a second that the pictures you’ve been posting are of a believable trap. It’s quite obvious they are of a man. Nobody is falling for your story.
>>613059357
lets find arnaud
>>613059357
ooamlyyyyA
>>613056106
>>613056980
Do you not know how to reply to posts?
>>613059357
>>613055234
Don't worry OP, I'll send her a screenshot message of this thread. She'll get the idea you want to fuck her then.
>>613059357
Oh joy!
>>613059733
U soooo kind anon
>>613059177
Check em
>>613059357
>>613059357
link or dump her pics
Bump bump bump
Beware of OPs bad idea maybe he just want us to harass the girl or his brother
Don't forget to tell her boyfriend /cody.finn.18
too bad, that i cant send her any message on FB :(
>>613055234
>>613059733
>>613055234
I'll figure out a way. Don't you worry.
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>>613060572
damnn
>>613055234
>>613060572
just send it to her bf.
/cody.finn.18
>>613060572
>add as friend
>upload screenshot
>tag in photo
She said no ...
>>613060789
Can't add as a friend, I tried that. Also tried joining public groups she's a member of.
>>613060767
Boyfriend seems like a good one to go for though, lets blow this shit wide open.
IF OP DELETES THIS THREAD I'LL MAKE NEW ONES REGARDING MY PROGRESS
OP here, thanks for falling for my bait. You guys are so easy to manipulate :^). Now I can finally shit on this girl without /b/ denying me my personal army rights
>>613060789
Can't add her either - another anon who tried
>>613056815
This worked for me. Now we're together and have 7 and a half beautiful children.
>>613061084
nice try faggot... You are fucked
>>613059733
Thanks for doing OP's reverse psychology personal army request.
>>613061057
bummer man, better luck by the time you have a daughter ;D
>>613058306
Date her friends and then theyll tell your sis you got a 7.5" uncut master cock
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>>613061209
Ok OP, thanks for letting me know.
Actually i'm the OP but yeah thats pretty much what I was doing , She's my ex
Chloroform
>>613061084
OP is butthurt fag who just pretends like he's joking
ITT OP is Cody, pretends to be brother because incest porn
>>613061188
>>613061218
>Implying that this is even OP's sister. I'm just here to fuck up someones day.
Just ask her to fuck. When she starts to get disgusted, just say, 'Well, we've both already been in mom's pussy, so it's not as weird as you think.'
Seeing your logic and reasoning, she will INSTANTLY become soaking wet with her vaginal fluids gushing out of her panties.
She'll fuck you right there, tell ya what.
>>613061303
proof with some nudes...
Bleach + Acetone = >>613061312
>>613059733
Aaand you dun goofed. Really, really dumb.
>>613061218
It's literally the most summery newfags that always fall for this shit. "Hurr OP must be the brother, i will attack him because legion and lulz".
Tbh OP is probably someone jealous of the brother.
>>613061431
Even though you're probably making someones day through your newfaggotry.
>>613061611
/thread
Anyone got any porn passwords to spare?
>>613061057
So, she hate you now or..?
>>613055234
Fap at her room, wait for her to catch you.... Profit?
>>613061510
She never sent me any nudes , thats why I did this
>>613055234
do this
>>>613058877
>>613061627
So I get to make people both happy and unhappy? Brilliant. Can't be doing a bad thing then!
>>613055234
Be prepared to murder her for she might not be fucked in the head like you and will tell the world
>>613061726
here you go. remmember not to change any of the passwords
bit ly/1bhta7f
>>613061832
>being this new
>>613061788
tell us if her new BF hits the shit out of her brother
/loganreeves41
This could be OP, unsure though. So do I message the boyfriend or find other members of the family?
>>613061885
thanks
>>613061885
based as fuck
>>613061188
Sorry, anon. I wouldn't wish a furry kid on my worst enemy
>>613061885
anon delivers
>>613055234
Liam is that you? Just send the fucking dick pic we told you a thousand times.
Anon reporting in, I've send a request to everyone who liked her picture, I've succesfuly added her as firend.
>>613062001
The OP is a trollfag , he's doing this for revenge or some shit , try find him
>>613059357
Ohhhhh shit.
>>613057988
ATENTION ALL /b ATTENTION ALL /b
Let me just say this right now before this gets out of hand. No one of /b is stupid enough to post a facebook photo of their sister whom they want to fuck. This is possibly a ruse to form a personal army to fuck over this girls brother. this tactic has been used several times to trick people into personal army requests. If you really care to stay true to
>not your personal army
you wont act on this.
>>613062597
kekekekek
>>613055234
i want to fuck your sister too.
>>613061084
OP is full of shit. I bet that's his sis. It's ok OP when I was a newfag years ago I made the same mistake...just be ready to deal with it
>>613062695
can't we not just act on it anyways because of your a giant moron that does not understand /b/?
>>613062916
>being this autistic
>mfw
>>613063085
We all make mistakes
I'm pretty sure this is just some fag trying to fuck with her brother big time ,
damn son, I want to fuck your sister too
youre fucked anon
>>613063250
Just like Hitler when he failed to eradicate all the jews
>>613059357
But damn, what a face.
Post moar of her.
>>613063343
Ahahahaha oh my god....so fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LStZ3OJgd9A
>>613063343
Link her the thread while it's still alive
What the fuck
Used to be a time when /b/ would get behind OP to produce great win for the wincest cause, now it's a bunch of white knight faggots trying to be edgy showing mad skillz on the google image search, sad state of affairs. Either way lulz will be had but i actually wanted OP to fuck his sis
>>613063343
WINRAR
>>613063343
top kek
>>613059357
She's fucking hot OP, don't much blame you.
>>613063343
The problem is that OP is probably some faggot who has a crush on the the girl and is just trying to fuck with the brother.
>>613063044
there you go, lets discourage people from posting possibly good oc. I personally have filmed my sisters friends in the bathroom, but would i ever post that shit on here for fear of being identified? Fuck no, because i dont trust a single one of you. Have fun with the cancerous non-random repost board people like you have turned it into.
tl:dr youre contributing to the cancer that has destroyed this board.
>>613055234
Text her and let /b/ decide the outcome by roll thread
>>613059557
>>613059621
>>613059798
>>613060152
>>613060154
samefag or fucking idiots who dont understand OP included this pic. OP IS A FAGGOT WHO IS OBV NEWFAG AND WANTS PERSONAL ARMY
>>613055234
I found a very unusual video from Russia, that's like a world record in the game rarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVptxW9j-ow
Police in Russia can kill you if you try to suicide
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZL7PfpyTmw
yet here's a video with military technique
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsvmZEyXEkA
>>613057988
you can't tell FB accounts from pics anymore
>>613058768
Fuck the one on the left and her at the same time?
>>613063791
top comment mate, i have countless pics of my sister and like you would never post them, i know shit about exif and honestly dont think it would be appreciated, the board has been infiltrated by a hoard of white knights underage b&
>>613063343
This thread is gonna be fun
>>613063565
>>613063565
>>613063759
>>613063256
>>613063932
all of my this. See >>613062695
and >>613063791
>>613063932
This
>>613061832
you are literally a moron
>>613062695
OH LOOK SOMEONE WITH BRAINS AS OPPOSED TO OP NEWFAGGOT MANGINA
>>613061885
I won't, thanks
>>613061885
I fucking love you, no homo
>>613063998
fukcing russian faggot
just die
>>613063343
I think you're making a bold assumption here. What if op is IN FACT her sister?
>>613063481
>>613063560
>>613063586
>>613063695
you guys are faggots or samefagging OP
>>613063759
TY
GOD DAMMIT PPL ARE FAGGOTS THAT WANT TO FALL FOR EVERYTHING
>>613062695
This guy knows.
>>613055234
What is your move going to be?
>>613064290
And what if you IN FACT are the sister? or OP?
>>613061260
what the fuck is this guy moot's father
>>613062695
Secondeded. OP is ruse faggot.
>>613064038
wanna bet?
>>613061885
based as fuck
So many newfags falling for obvious bait.
>this is what /b/ has turn into.
Be very ashamed of yourselves.
>>613064829
so how? the old method doesn't work anymore. or did something change back?
>>613061885
Thanks man
>>613065027
Who cares.. Everyone knows it´s bait.. let´s just wait for answer and see how that guy is being destroyed
>>613065035
middle numbers are photo ID now
HAI GUYS iz OP ere , aM REALLY Spooderman
>>613061209
>"newfag"
>using faces like ":^)"
Its a personal army request masked as an incestual brother. And you bit the bait.
>>613061885
this is why i still come to /b/.
>>613064814
Yes. And here is moot's sister.
>>613055234
>>613063343
>>613062695
Samefag?
>>613065350
prove it
>>613058768
my sister is one of those fucking scene faggots too. i fucked around with a couple of their kind back when i was in school. not worth anon.
>>613065922
you're an idiot.
I'm sorry
>>613061885
moar
>>613066041
k
>10303951_683969328364771_(...).jpg
/photo.php?fbid=683969328364771
But will it blend?
>>613066290
she tried to call you?
>>613061885
thanks dude
>>613066290
Wow you really bit the bait
>>613066290
TOP KEK
OP is 14, that explains a lot.
>>613066356
>/photo.php?fbid=683969328364771
GOLD
>>613061885
>>613066333
>over 1000 porn accounts
>asks for moar
Quints?
>>613066356
also I have a bookmark using JS to open it
http://kpaste.net/806f0e
>>613061885
i thought it was a scam, i was wrongg, thank you
>>613061084
>I was just pretending to be retarded.
I think we've established OP isn't her brother
>>613066356
Marissa's pretty hot, OP
>>613067148
>not even OP
>>613056901
filename.jpg
>>613067201
Still calling the pictured individual "her."
Seriously, guys.
> thread tl;dr OP posts pics of trap with made-up story
> much samefagging occurs
> OP jerks off to fantasy of trap being passable
>>613066290
win?
>>613067671
You can clearly see it's a girl from the facebook
>>613061957
>2010
>Seinfeld pic
>>613063085
>just figuring out how to greentext
Hahaha my girlfriends all up on 4chan xD This is great lmao
>>613067860
>>613058456
she a satanist?
>>613055234
Yes.. Dont
>>613066290
Let Alexis know that somebody in his girl's life is doing creepy internet shit, and that he should destroy whichever guy has been trying to get out of the area that is friend.
>>613068024
go back to tumblr
>>613062695
What if this is OP trying to steer us away from messaging her because he knows he fucked up?
>>613061885
>>613066802
greediness is one hell of a drug isn't it?
>>613055234
get your parents permission
so is op still fucking or nah?
404 in 3... 2... 1...
>>613059357
Just messaged her the entire thread op.
don't tell her you're her brother
come back and write a green text about your incest fantasy pretending that it's real
This is hilarious
>>613068718
Fuck that. Keep the drama going xD
character:
>>613061885
best thing to come out of this thread tbh
Im famous lol faggots this is fucking weird. Angel Duran (also name on fb) you're so weird. I thought you stopped being a little creep a long time ago.
>>613066290
i wished i could witness the whole story irl.
Angel Duran is most likely OP
bump
bump
bump
bump
bump
Buuuuump
>>613062695
Either way reward the twat for being clever or punish him for being stupid
Fuck this kid I say
>>613069760
bump shes down for it
>>613055234
I don't know that feel. My sister is butt fucking ugly. Why was I so unlucky?
>>613069833
it's much more likely it's actually her brother you piece of shit
It's no use sending her FB messages. They go to the "Other" part of the messages because you are not her friend. They don't get notification from it. I had like 20 of them... many years old, never even noticed.
fuckboi u a bich nigga
>>613069950
Post sister pics.
>>613055234
Since this thread's derailed, I have a hot emo cousin that's depressed fairly often and she's into me. She's just too shy to talk. What do?
>>613070224
in b4 fuck her in the pussy
You know what, maybe it was her brother, who knows. I kind of hope it was, it makes it a lot more entertaining.
>>613063998
Cool post anon, thanks for the links
This is OP. You've ruined everything! Now she's mad at me and she's going to tell our parents! Thanks for nothing fags!
>>613070224
penis in vagina
>>613069312
Is this marissa ?????
>>613070224
Just kiss her. She's waiting for you to do it but too shy.
I was with a shy girl once, it just takes being ballsy and you'll be fucking her before you know it.
>>613070199
Here. I warned you she's not a pretty one.
>>613059733
>>613070395
>>613070448
cool
>>613070544
I mean I think I should work on talking her first before getting to that. She's awkward as fuck.
>>613070589
ayy
>>613055234
Offer to give her a massage.....
Trail lower bring olive oil/ massage liquid
Make it nice and sensual
Get close to pussy...
Feet work nicely up to theighs...
>>613070589
oof, do not want.
I'm sorry for your loss anon.
>>613070589
Jesus Christ
>>613068024
Posting 'xD' makes you a natural fag, gz, it's not your gf
>>613070710
No, just lean in and kiss her sometime.
>>613055234
tell you love her, and wait an answer
you are cute so you have 20% of possibilities to she say yes + 10% for she enjoy masturbating
>>613070224
fuck her with a fucking birra
>>613059733
Oh fuck OP just fucked up
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>613055234
>>613070710
I ended my post too soon.
So to continue.. just lean in and kiss her, and then she'll start to talk more. She's so fucking shy around you because she doesn't want to blow it. You make the move and she'll chill out as time goes
>>613071046
Jesus, welcome to a half hour ago. We know you want to be cool, but don't blow it by posting retarded shit.
>>613060572
How much you wanna bet it completely backfires and he actually gets to tap it?
>>613070589
i totally would
Get her drunk, produce a vibrator, get her off -- by that time her brain will have melted and your little meat sword will be welcome in her baby chute. Wrap that rascal! Fuck her good and hard. And then never mention it.
YOU all are messed up
>>613071717
Pussy
>>613070936
good plan
>>613071106
>>613070928
That sounds good on paper and all but I don't think even I'm brave enough for something like that. If I'm wrong or if she reacts poorly to it, I'd be known as the cousin fucker in the family. I think I want to start things slow and then start to learn her feelings for sure.
>>613071717
I think you're on the wrong website, buddy.
wtf is dis thread turning into?
>>613071046
Top kek OP is a faggot......
No but seriously this is probably a trick by some wanker who wants to hurt her bro....
6/10 craftyness if a trick
8/10 keks if bro is fucked
>>613071717
>>613072026
summer sure is coming early this year
>>613072022
Then start flirting with her and see how she reacts. If she smiles a lot at you, you're in. Get a little more provocative with your flirting without crossing any lines
>>613063044
> acts on army request
> thinks he gets 4chan
>>613072264
Guess I can work with that. She's extremely awkward and emo though, I seriously don't have much in common with her. Any tips on breaking the ice with her?
Not everyone on /b/ is a faggot ive linked myself on a thread I was talking about my ex and they never sent anything to her telling her about the thread, gave me advice and condolences
LOL !
>>613072189
Only a six ??? I worked hard
>>613072264
>start flirting with her
how do this?
I have a cousin that I like...
absolutely no idea how she feels about me