ITT: We post watches we wish we could afford.
Pic is a 100% wooden Danevych mechanical masterpiece costing ~$20000.
Nigger, there's a clock on your cell phone.
>>612967031
This. I roll my eyes every time I see some tryhard with a watch on.
why don't you just get a cheap casio
does the same fucking job
>>612967031
A cellphone won't make women cream themselves though.
>>612967159
what if i dont have a cellphone? what if id rather just look at my wrist than have to get my phone and check? also watches are stylish. mine really goes well with my fedora....
>>612967159
If that "tryhard" was wearing a suit you'd be thinking differently. Faggot.
>>612966970
I would be terrified to wear that thing. It's fucking beautiful, but I'm a clumsy alcoholic. It would be in pieces within a week.
>>612967031
>>612967159
>>612967229
It's functional jewelry.
It serves both a practical and an aesthetic purpose.
>>612966970
What the hell? Are you the digimon emperror or some shit? That watch is gay as fuck.
>>612967159
>Roll my eyes
You mean tip fedora
>>612967159
>2013+2
>having naked wrists
How much plebier can you get?
>>612966970
Competitively priced at around $115,000.
>>612967159
if you dont have a need for a watch you are a faggot.
IIT: classless scums.
I have a 300 dollar watch because it fits my style and my persona. You see I'm not like you kids who can "just use your phone" which you convieniently keep in your pocket next to your weed and your pokemon cards - I'm, very unlike you, a grown-up.
TL;DR stop being jelly because you haven't turned 20 yet.
>>612966970
>>612969980
Sweet watch
>>612968419
You could buy 10 of them or something.
Faggots with cell phones always seem to be late...
>>612970382
>That girth
1969 el primero
>>612970748
>>612970382
generic/10
>>612970416
Wouldn't that only last him 10 weeks?
Problem =/= solved
>>612968054
No, he'd be even more of a tryhard
omega seamaster professional 300m
>>612970748
I own this watch. It's quite nice!
>>612967159
I used to be the same way, but my sister got me a nice watch for my birthday and I actually like it a lot. It's a little more convenient than fishing into your pocket for a phone when you want to know the time, and they look nice.
>>612966970
http://www74.zippyshare.com/v/2GWhe3HK/file.html
Will be removed after 10 downloads
Rolex oyster perpetual
>>612971317
No thnks virus b8
Current watch obsession. Tudor Black Bay.
>>612966970
Sup PA
>>612971268
You're just mad because you're a poorfag with a mcjob.
>>612971278
lol nice. I got a rep of the black LMPO. Super happy with it. I'll buy a gen for sure when I'm not a poorfag.
I can understand spending one or two hundred dollars on a watch, but once it gets into the thousands it just feels like your paying for an overpriced status symbol that 99% of people don't give a shit about. You're basically just dumping money on watchmakers who intentionally inflated the price for a product that's only marginally different than a reasonably priced watch.
At least the wooden one is kind of unique.
Not an expensive one, but impossible to find vintage Swedish watch that I've been looking for for ages.
jlc
milsubs are going for nearly 150k now
>>612969980
That is fucking beautiful.
222 vacheron for me.
>>612967786
lol fedora such a faggot
>>612966970
Does this piece of shit even tell time?
>>612967159
Keep rolling your eyes. My cellphone is in my pockets with my keys and stuff. My watch is on my wrist.
>>612971650
That's great man, I'm glad your happy with the rep. I've been curious about reps for a while never seen one in person- I really want a new gen Tudor black bay but just don't feel like I can justify spending 3k on another watch right now so I was doing a little research on the forums, and it's hard to get an idea of what quality is like without actually seeing the stuff.
>>612969980
dumb as shit could get a really nice car, but then again this watch is only being sold to multimillionaires and billionaires
>>612972086
>keeping your cellphone with your keys
How do you not scratch the shit out of your screen?
>>612967457
Okay, what? A watch doesn't make women cream themselves. If you believe that, you have issues. On the other hand, a cellphone can be used as a vibrator.
Cellphones - 1
Atheists - 0
>>612971879
I once paid $50 to fuck a prostitute for 30 minutes. With $150k I could fuck her for 1500 hours or 62.5 days.
That's a nice watch though.
>>612969980
It's an ugly piece of shit.
>>612969980
Looks like a weight scale.
this, so sexy
>>612972398
With a screen protector
Would do terrible things for a vintage snowflake
Breguet, all day
>>612971779
That's okay, it looks like a grandma's watch
>>612972424
If you think women don't check out watches then you're deluding yourself faggot.
A good watch is no good if the man wearing it is a piece of shit, but if you have money to blow then why not splash a bit of money on a decent watch?
>>612972886
The Type XX chrono is one of dream watches.
Watch thread with no Ur-Werk 110?
/b/ I am dissapoint
I could easily afford it if I sold most of my watch collection, but I just don't want to part from any of them so, for the momment, it's still a dream watch.
>pic is me trying it a couple of watchfairs ago.
>>612970305
what color fedora do you prefer?
>>612973153
>watch for sand niggers and rappers
>disappointed
>>612973064
Women don't check out watches. You're the one who is delusional, planning to make up for your shitty personality with superficial shit like watches to impress potential mates.
Try getting a personality first, then see about watches.
>>612973455
Not the guy you are arguing with, but I get compliments from women on my watch semi frequently. Obviously a personality is more important, but a nice Swiss watch sure doesn't hurt.
However, 99% of actual watch nerds are men, and if you have an interesting time piece, that's who's going to want to talk to you about it.
>>612968054
You mean a wooden suit.
>>612972424
I have met a few girls that showed interest simply by spotting the watch I was wearing. I only fuck them and dump them, though, as this kind of women are just gold diggers.
>>612973455
Another watchfag here. They do. Women are superficial as fuck. I just like looking down at a nice watch on my wirst.
>>612973231
cyan
>>612973455
>assumptions
The watch is an expression of your personality faggot.
>>612969922
I like this meme faggot
>>612973861
>>612973723
Let's make this much clear: the women who compliment your watches are superficial as fuck. If you want to end up with a bitch who nags you for not making enough money and divorces you for money, then keep trying to lure girls in with jewelry.
>>612972424
>implying (good) watches aren't indicators of wealth
>implying wealth isn't one of the primary factors most women consider
>>612973861
Yeah... I buy watches because I like them, could give a shit if some gold digging whore likes it.
Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore at a wealthy healthy price of $70,000
>pretty fukn cool mayne
>>612973455
Because women have repeatedly demonstrated that they'll happily fuck a nice guy over a rich guy.
>>612973951
That is truly sad.
>>612974414
It's true to an extent. If you see some tryhard with an apple watch you know they're homosexual, for example.
>>612973455
been to several bars with a fugazi watch and girls have asked me numerous times if its a rolex
Patek Philippe Grandmaster Chime
Only seven in the world:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGPjFFMD3c0
>>612974224
>Implying I want marriage
These superficial women are the best. They fuck you thinking you have money because of some bullshit they pick up on then you get to be like SURPRISE BITCH I'M POOR AS FUCK.
>>612974224
You can also tell which women aren't interested in your wealth by displaying it.
>>612974512
And if you see some retard on /b/ arguing that watch gonna get him a girlfriend you know he's virgin, for example.
>>612974393
"Nice guy" is not a personality, it's a facade.
You're so out of touch with yourself and others that you can't even conceive what a personality is or imagine yourself connecting with a woman on other levels than wealth and sex.
I'm starting to feel a little sick.
>>612974224
Then just dump those women after fucking them.
You are a fag, or what?
>>612974747
hideous.
>>612966970
Why wood you get a wooden watch. What if it gets wet like you spill a drink or your boyfriends cum misses your mouth. What about splinters
>>612974606
That's a beautiful watch
>>612975074
Style sometimes outweighs practicality.
>>612974763
People who think a watch will get them a girlfriend are retarded.
It's a contributor. It's about appearances. It's about dressing well, and nice watches are symbols of wealth, like jewellery or a nice car. Say what you want, bitches care about wealth.
If you're basing your entire endeavour to get laid/a girlfriend on your wristwatch you're doing it wrong. It doesn't mean it's irrelevant.
>>612975240
But that shits ugly
>>612974809
>it's a facade.
You just described personality.
You do realize people assume different personalities among different groups, and that you won't speak to your boss like you do your wife, your best friend or your child? You do realize this is a fundamental element of social interaction?
>>612975240
It's not even stylish, though. It's very cool, certainly, but it's not stylish.
Im impressed none of you faggots have said "timepiece" like faggot pretentious watch fags usually do.
>>612975476
Nobody changes their personality completely, there is always a constant baseline.
>>612974941
Nixon has that style too if thats what you're into.
>>612966970
Don't know how much, but it's more than I coan afford.
>>612975660
And "nice guy" can be that baseline. People who've convinced themselves that being a gentleman is a fundamental part of who they are. Stop being retarded.
>>612974941
Finally, someone else who appreciates a god damn Tudor. What's the complication on the left?
>>612975314
Women react to a man looking clean cut and put together. Few women are as conceited as you presume from your pathetic cynical point of view.
It was super hard for me to choose one. But literally any of the watches from http://www.hytwatches.com/ are the nicest watches I've ever seen in my life
>>612975767
No. Nice guy is never a baseline, just a comfort zone.
>>612975898
>Women react to a man looking clean cut and put together.
To which a watch can be a contributing factor.
It's just fashion, faggot, get over it. You won't get ladies wearing a nice shirt and nothing else, you won't get ladies with a nice haircut and nothing else, you won't get ladies with a watch and nothing else. It's combining these factors that make you look put together.
>>612975476
>the shell to my empty vulnerable soul has been breached
>engage rationalizing that I'm a terrible phoney person
>engage "you do realize" mode
you should go watch shopping
>>612974606
>>612976102
Then what's a fucking baseline personality? Explain this alien concept of personality to me.
>ITT:<pic related>
>>612976182
It's something you need to figure out on your own, son.
>>612974606
Holy fuck
>>612976174
Sorry, you must be a really genuine guy compared to everybody else, right? You hate all those fake people who are always just playing a big game of pretend, don't you?
>using cellphone to tell time
So pedestrian. It just screams "I haven't read a book since I left highschool and I get my opinions from Buzzfeed.com"
>>612973798
I feel like we'd be friends>>612973842
>>612976296
>I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about and refuse to explain myself
So is "retard who pretends to know what he's talking about, creating arbitrary categories, and tries to evade explaining it" a baseline personality, or a comfort zone?
>>612976346
fucking holy shit
My daily. I've got a ball master diver on the way.
>>612976509
Grow up.
>>612976598
>>612974264
Eh it's a nice way to attract their attention.
Also I like the blue one better.
Reminder that Patek > Rolex
Genuine Q.
R u all homo? Watches, handbags etc
>>612972117
Damn I missed this. Hope you're still here.
Try taking a look on RWI and RWG if you wanna see the quality of current reps. Should be a quick google search.
>>612977273
Genuine Q.
>R u all homo?
Yes
>>612977041
Irrelevant. Rolex makes real tool watches (albeit super expensive ones). Apples and oranges.
>>612977273
Because simply talking about watches and handbags on the internet means you like dick..
>>612973089
fuck off archieluxury
>>612976347
I'm a genuine guy compared to suits like you who exhale and sweat "phoney" constantly to everyone they interact with and who only end up befriending other phoneys, not "everybody else".
Best watch ever.
Maurice lacroix masterpiece equelette
>>612978553
i thought i was pretty cool wearing this thing. it was burger king right?
this beauty amongst others.
if i had money, i would probably spend alot on watches.
>>612978859
Hellza Brger >>612978859
King
>>612973398
420
my AP
>>612980434
Beauty
>>612971917
>>612969980
>>612970400
http://youtu.be/FH_2VPdzTBM
Also it fucking chimes. The non chiming version is like 70,000.
I own a Explorer II, but would love a Richard Mille
>>612980999
Thanks. Nice trips btw.
What do you wear m8?
>>612969980
looks ugly as hell, like something you could get for $16 buy it now on ebay.
PP Grand complication
$975K
>>612981359
>Not having any taste.
Keep the good job anon
>>612978553
Oh fuck yeah I still have mine.
>>612973213
nice one, 2.5kk dollar?
>>612981888
Yes. Arond a quarter million bucks
>>612975856
power reserve cmon man
>>612966970
Awesome! Would never wear it tho, would be too scared to break it.
This $300,000 watch has its own trailer to advertise it.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sw5S2-T-Ogk
>>612978885
man those Jaragar watches are on etsy and ebay for like 20-30 dollars and they're fucking awful quality
>>612967159
Its part of my outfit. If i dont wear one i feel naked. I check the time in less than a second.
>>612973398
I'd pay a fuckton of money for this.
>>612972173
If i couls choose between a car and this watch then obviously the car. If i already have that car then why not?
ez. Id get this
>>612969980
Awesome
>>612970382
Such an overrated brand, imo.
and ugly
rolex and frogman
>captcha: ssfug
>>612982967
dude look at the fuckin 12000m model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okSkPBaWkas
>>612983119
do you realize how much innovation they brought to watches through the 20th century?
A $10 quartz will keep better time than thes. You guys are victims of jew marketing, since the Swiss watch industry was killed by the quartz in the 70s
>>612983149
oh, shit, nigga! I meant to grab a jpg of that one!
>>612983324
>not dead
it's an art.
it's culture.
you're just a tasteless savage with no appreciation.
>>612983481
yea that shit's nuts.
that's got to be the toughest mechanical watch ever made.
>>612971529
looks like a rolex. a fake?
>>612983214
I just don't like most of them. They aren't my thing.
>>612983847
i doubt it.
FUCKING PLEBS
GET
ON
MY
LEVEL
5 MILLION FGTS
>>612983532
Wrong bro, cheap jap watches fucked their industry so they made all that marketing shit. Mechanical watches can't compete.
Look it up
>>612983663
heh! guilty
just bought one of these beauties recently. $228 well spent.
>>612984184
>>612966970
It's cool that you can make a watch entirely out of wood, I guess? Too bad it looks hideous and would probably get you laughed at.
>>612983977
proof that money cant buy class
>>612984252
>well spent
>>612982641
>dat shitty looking shooting star
Like a child drew it.
beginning watchfag here, no homo.
I really want a Rolex Explorer I. I know women aren't likely to notice, but it's cool to look at.
>>612984308
SERIOUSLY??? NIGGA YOU GOIN THERE?
2.7 MILLION, BITCH
THEN FUCK YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE
>none of these watches are atomic
my weekend getaway boat
>>612984494
I feel like if you need your watch to tell you what month it is, you've got some sort of problem.
>>612984606
take care what your feggit ass says about dem nuke watches
>>612984440
Are you butthurt that I throw money around and don't regret it? Are you really that poor? I laugh at people like you.
>>612984828
srsly you making poor jokes? checkem yourself fuck nuts
I wear this when I go on a cruise up the coast, my cheapest watch, 600k.
>>612985150
>I wear this
>Which is why I had to post a picture from Google rather than one I took myself
>>612966970
Beautiful but impracticle
>>612969980
Ugly as fuck would not pay $5
>>612970382
Clunky
>>612971145
Meh, nothing special
>>612971269
That just looks, like, a regular fucking watch
>>612971441
Boring
>>612971529
Terrible color scheme
>>612971779
Shit has no numbers wtf
>>612971840
Not my taste
>>612971879
Nothing special
>>612971917
Too plain
These watches suck.
>>612984828
you're pathetic, have no taste, and no knowledge. "money well spent" my ass.
>>612985359
I did my research, and quite frankly I don't give a shit. It looks nice and it compliments the attire I wear. Perhaps you should try a little something called fashion, faggot.
>>612976355
And that watch screams "I hid this uncomfortable watch up my ass for 3 years, because he'd be damned if any gooks laid their filthy hands on it."
>>612985526
Fashion is for mindless drones.
>>612974723
Test
>>612984828
I bet you'll never wear it again now that you know it's real value is $3
>>612985273
post a good watch faggot
I like ones that are silver with a blue face.
>>612974224
Women are like fish, attracted to shiny things.
>>612985526
>compliments
It's complements. Watches can't talk.
>>612985681
I bet I will wear it every day knowing that the watch in the shitpost wasn't even the same watch I bought. I got the St. Mawes with rose gold.
>>612985787
>silver with a blue face
You like mine?
Damn, I thought I had a couple devent watches, pic related
I need to up my game
>>612986038
aye, but I do prefer a metal band myself, leather is uncomfortable outside, i sweat and it sticks to me.
>>612985273
Post good watches then shit-guru
>>612986303
The strap has cocodrile leather on both sides, it rarely sticks. You actually need to have the arm wet fot that.
>>612986303
>>612986303
>not knowing an F. P. Journe
how poor are you nigga
>>612986527
>cocodrile
>>612986710
Id post my $30 walmart watch that I've had for years and am quite fond of, but lack a camera.
>>612971931
newfag detected
MODS
>>612987054
Alligator then. I sometimes make that mistake.
>>612982746
go to bed millan
>>612985526
you're ignorant as fuck and arrogant.
haha
>>612988405
no lol you misspelled it. coco drill. lmao
>>612985273
i hope you're trolling because if not you're just trash.
>>612984252
Why?
Are you an idiot?
>>612968728
Get the FUCK out of here with your logic.
>>612988663
It's 4:48 in the morning and I can't sleep but I'm really tired. It is alligator actually.
>>612988940
>4:48 in the morning
europoor detected
>>612984252
you spent $228 dollars on something you didn't spend a minute researching.
my Orient has a 21 jewel automatic movement and cost me almost $100 less than that tasteless garbage.
lol...
>>612971779
Best in thread.
>>612989202
>subjective
>>612989142
AND it keeps time
>>612980434
What is the model called?
>>612988884
So close
>>612989235
>aesthetics
>not subjective
/thread
>>612989096
More like Houston, TX
You won't make me mad nignog, give it a rest.
Here, get jelly:
http://thesnobmag.com/index.php/fashion/timepieces/f-p-journe-chronometre-bleu/
>>612989345
It's called Millenary 4101
This thread sucks, not a single watch with a calculator on it.
Casio CA53W-1 FTW
>>612966970
Overpriced watches are the new fedoras. Nice going OP.
>>612974606
Saw this in a previous watch thread - absolute fucking beauty and craftsmanship. This is what Napoleon Bonaparte would probably have worn in this day and age.
>>612989627
>iShit
No thanks, I don't want to puke.
>>612989780
>not a single watch with a calculator on it
>sucks
Not everybody is a nerd dude
>>612989835
>says you
/thread₹
/thread
>>612989627
Fabulous. <3
>>612989780
you want a watch on your wrist because checking the time is fast and you do it often.
a calculator is not something most people generally use often, and is more time consuming than checking the time.
>phone
>>612990034
Omg name
>>612989992
>>612990034
>>612990010
>all this concentrated stupidity
>>612966970
with a cnc, you could make most of those pieces fairly quickly...
>>612990302
Need some blueprints though.
>>612973455
Women generally don't know shit, true. But if you front with a nice watch, just like any nice piece of jewelry, it will usually be noticed.
I have a couple of very convincing knock-offs from overseas of a $5k 'tag' and a $8k 'breitling', they cost me about fifty bucks each.
Now, no bitch has ever identified exactly what the watch was, but plenty have made comment on how nice they are.
>>612990302
... if you had access to the cnc files.
>>612974809
Who let tumblr in here?
this
>>612975693
Oh this one has caught my eye quite nicely
>>612990561
Ugly as shit
>>612990394
What happens if a woman tells you that it's a fake?