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ITT names you can't fucking stand
>Craig
>Gary
>Helga
>Timothy
>Albert
>>612861390
Larry
Shelly
>>612861539
My dog is called Larry and my gf is called Shelley, I'm not even kidding
fuck you buddy
OP
Ur mom
>>612861390
mohammad
Fucking Todd. Every Todd I've ever met or even heard of is a douchebag.
Barack
>>612861390
Dennis and Denise
>>612862004
dat troof dough
>black lives matter
>Larry Craig dindu nuffin
>>612861787
lel
Brandon, Bryndon. Brennan, Brendon, Brindon, Brondan, Bryban, and Cody
> Bradley
> Aaron
> Shawn (with a W)
Allah
>>612861787
Larry is a good name for a dog.
Shelley...well that's another matter. Unless you let Larry fuck her. Then Shelley is OK too.
>>612861390
>helga
did not see that commin
rico, ronny, maik,
> Tyler
> Brandon
Fuck off you cunts
Tyler
If i see a fucking Tyler
They've been a asshole every time
>>612862004
I might know you haha. Aus?
>>612861390
Tyrone and Shaniqwah
>>612862004
thought i was the only to think this
>>612862039
Too original for this place. You need to be on reddit.
>>612861787
Larry is a miniature dachshund, he'd have a hell of a job
Ghetto black names, such as "La-a".
Pronounced as "La DASH Ah"
You literally have to pronounce the small dash.
>>612862463
>>612862546
>Tyler
well how about that
Caleb
Aiden
Worst fucking names
Skylar.
>Andrew
>>612862969
WOAH MAH MUM GAVE ME SUTCH A BAD ASS NAYM, IM GONA GO BE A DIK TO PEPLE NOW
>>612862565
Nope. It's just a universal truth.
>>612862838
this
>Kim
Never met a nice Kim in my life. They're all complete fucking cunts.
>Archie
Also cunts
>>612861390
Airwrecka
>>612863345
>Archie
Dog name
probs wont believe me but my aunt knew someone names la-a, but the retarded fucking thing is she pronounces the dash so its "la-dash-ah" and she gets super bitchy when people mispronounce her name like its all their fault and not your dumbass negro name
>>612861390
Nancy
>>612863892
you're right, i dont believe you. the le-a thing was a ylyl pic from a few years ago
>>612862624
Shelley can blow Larry then.
>>612861390
sauce pls
>>612864104
told you you wouldnt, nice coincident thing tho do you have the picture it would be funny. its hard convincing people things on this website
Jonathan
Austin
Hunter
Gary
>>612864672
:-(
>>612864415
no, haven't been on 4chin in months and got rid of everything /b/ related when i realised how much of a detriment to society i was. im back though unfortunately. some other fuck can provide for you though if they give enough of a shit
>>612864349
green text it
and pix
>>612861390
helga reminds me of helgen which reminds me of of a girl I once knew
>>612861390
MFW my name is Tim
>>612862004
This. Unfortunately it's also my name
>>612862565
Idiotic post
>dylan
every one of them i've meet is a faggot in their own special way
>ashly
all of them are white trash with parents who wanted them to have a 'cool' name
>chad
what? were you born in college?
>anyone with the name of a month or season
whores
>>612861390
Source
Timmy
Billy
Dick
Dirk
Alan
Max
Gordon
Tom
William
Parker
Jason
Connor
Roy
Harper
Dallas
Austin
>>612865351
>>612862004
and a single tear ran down Todd's cheek
>>612865622
who the fuck names their kids dirk?
Chet
Chad
Chip
Terry
Jerry
Tyler
Skyler
Stella
Bella
Milo
Curtis
Ashley
Darrell
Jaden
Jeff
Christian
Jesus
Chris, Christian, Topher, Christopher
>>612865774
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Nowitzki
>>612861390
Colin
>>612864759
Hunter confirmed, /vomit
>>612865933
damnit
Yancey
Elena
Alexis
Keith
Caleb
Tristan
all of them are always cunts
>>612866139
can confirm this
Randy. Can't stand it
>Martin
>Luther
>Malcolm
>Rosa
>Barrack
>Condoleza
>Eddie
Sheeeeit
>>612865622
>Roy
>Harper
>>612861390
>Achmed
>Ahmed
>Muhammad
>Sadam
Rodney
Randy
Candy
Mandy
Mindy
also,
any beaner name
any nigger name
any arab name
>>612865774
Its the last thing you hear.
Awwwww Yissss! My name wasnt mentioned yet, everybody s fuckn loving me! Hate Daphne
>>612861390
Skyler
Tyler
Anything ending on yler seems a bit hateworthy.
Also fuck every Todd in the ear. Why would your parents even have kids if the first thing they can do for him/her is screw him with a shit name. I mean way to go, why don't just drop the child on it's head so it can enjoy the finer things of braindamage.
I hate all fucking ghetto names e.i
Shaniqa
Shanae nae
Lekweesha...
Freddie Gray
this is the most niggering name ive heard, even the letters reek of shit
>>612867073
So much nignog creativity
Fucking Hunter
>>612867395
>tryone
>tyrell
i've known like 5 or 6 black guys with these names
>>612862546
JUST
Brandy. Fucking hate this cunting name.
Fuck these people!
>>612867539
50 loads blown
Garrett
>>612862546
i know that girl!
Dongus
>>612862981
WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU FAGGOT
>Aiden, Brent, Tyler, Bethany, Lisa
>anything that the parents tried naming to give their kid an "original" name like Brantley, Ocean, Coral, Emberly, all names of faggots I have met
>>612867539
Thank you /b/
>i luv u
>>612865351
Same. I wish my parents had named me something else. It just sounds retarded and I don't feel like it describes who I am at all.
Nigger my name is Gary I'll fight you.
>>612862981
Fuck you anon
>>612861390
> Ethel
Anyone who has a normal name and changes the spelling to be a special snowflake i.e emilie, katy, kaity and shit like that
Erin
For some reason furries who never shower or landwhale weeaboos seem to start calling themselves that when they reach a certain level of extreme.
No matter gender.
Carl
Skyler
Hurl
Bob (everyone knows at least one old guy named bob)
Melanie
Amanda
Todd
Chris
Cindy
Tara
Beth
>>612868438
Andrews unite
Brenda, Shelly
>Ryan
>Jack
>kyle
>hunter
>Michael
>Justin
>lucas
>Sean
>Frank
>>612868717
>AmandaTodd
>>612866396
>Malcolm
fuck you, faggot.
>>612867590
craig was a good choice you fucking dumb nugget.
>>612869004
WHATEVER THIS ASSHOLE'S NAME IS
>>612861954
This ! Also mustafa
>>612869075
Kek, I didn't even realize I did that
>>612868674
>people name themselves
>come up with own spelling themselves
>>612869004
>Amanda
Latifah, Spike, Oprah, Jay-Z, Akron, Tupac, Sean, Chris, Coolio, Shakira and Lil
>>612869347
Butthurt kyle detected
>>612861390
Gage
Ruhys
Jackson
Timothy
Harold
Isaiah
Carter
Jebidiah
Jerimiah
Nigger names in general
Hipster baby names in general
Fucking new mommy style modern names.
>>612869597
unless your parents wanted a girl
show us them tits
>>612869004
Is Jackson ok?
>>612862261
And Bryson
>>612861390
craig is a dick head name for sure any craig you meet if a faggit
Ty'Queesha
La'Shawndra
Bo'Janglisha
Sha'quandra
etc etc
>>612869004
misslink
>>612868717
>Any girl that goes by Lexi
ITT random people get butthurt because a stranger doesn't like their name
>mfw i do not see my name yet
>>612870218
so much fucking this
every girl i've ever even heard of with this name is annoying as fuck and/or a whore.... a picky whore
>>612868674
I don't know about the other name but Emilie is not to be a special snow flake. It's just the french version of Emily.
>>612861390
>chad
>chat
>chet
>cheg
>chug
>ched
>chex
>chess
>check
>em
>>612870363
same
our name master race
Well my name hasn't been posted. Guess that means my name is lovable
V'Lanta'la'mana'ma'nisha
Sha'Nay Nay
Congratulashayla
Barackisha
Obamaniqua
Koolaidria
Spongebobeeshia
Beetovenice
Watermelondrea
Cellularphoniqua
King'Kong'Quisha
Fri'Chickenisha
Colla'Greeniqua
Grapedrankisha
La'Taniana'Bo'Vanashrianiqualiquanice
>>612870508
>hi my name is chex
>i'm a drug dealer
>Gary
>Gretchen
>fuckin Jaden
Cleetus.
>>612869004
>Justin
Die.
>>612870648
y'all can sit around and smoke weeeeed while i proceed to smoke mine on the go, i rhyme on the go. do a little dinner then i climb on the hoe
>>612861390
From 'Alaskan bush people', a reality(?) show on TV. This girl presents herself: “My name is Merry Christmas Catherine Raindrop Brown, and people call me Rainy.” Too cute name.
>>612864104
ACTUALLY it was a comedian who started it off and then pictures were made.
Shakira, Beyonce, Lil, Maya, Loretta, Anita, Whoopi, Aretha, Ella and Tyra
Any name containing 'Junior'.
>>612870363
Hey max
>>612871423
the thing that made em cringe the most was the use of axes instead of asks
FUCK ANYONE WHO SAYS THIS
>>612861390
>Rose
>Kevin
>Dan
>Sam
>George
> every name if pronounced in an American way
Whats wrong with Helga btw?
Hey fuck you man Tim isn't that bad of a name.
Anyone have sauce on op's gif?
Jeff. Never met anyone named Jeff I liked. I know like five from different places and they're ALL assholes.
Jeremy is a close second.
>>612871767
EVERY 3 letter name is poo from your vagina
>>612870648
So you just copy and paste from Andrew's Youtube??
Great originality!
>>612861390
Whats wrong with Helga :D it's a nice name, it means the holy one or the one married to the gods.
>>612871702
I live in a Primarily black area and I hear it all the fucking time. "Aye Maan lemme Axe u summin"
Don't fucking axe anything homie! it's either "Axe" or "ACK"
>a pimp named a pimp named slickback
anyone with this name is a nigger
captcha: irequ
>>612861390
Jackie
Tito
Jermaine
Marlon
Randy
Michael
Latoya
>>612871985
Valid point.
>>612872301
and they wonder why us whitys shoot up schools
>>612872008
Don't be mad that your name is on the list my nigger.
Greg
Bobby
Alice
Marcia
Jan
Carol
Mike
Cindy
Peter
>>612862838
This, and everything they're naming poor kids these days that rhymes with Aiden. Jayden, Kayden, Braden, all gay as fuck.
Kevin.
Justin.
Cedric.
Thore.
Maximilian.
Matthews = Boring, mainstream nerds
Todds = Brainless pricks
Franklins = Useless IT dept. niggers
Josephs = Autistic betas
Mindys, Wendys = Landwhales
Kris's (or anybody with a name that should start with the letter 'C') = Annoying as fuck
Garys = Faggots and/or also annoying as fuck
Codys = Self-delusional douche
Angels = Sluts
Sondra, Sandy, Madison, Paulas or any name that starts with the letter 'X' = Kill yourselves
>>612872456
I know right lol
>>612872658
I named my son Pratt and daughter Kennedy because you can't really go wrong with old Anglo surnames.
>>612866007
Colin master race reporting in
Penelope
>>612872919
>wendys = landwhales
>mfw when they replaced fat wendy with hot wendy int he commercials
>>612872957
LMAO!!!!
>>612861390
Tate
Who names their kid after a fucking potato
>>612873444
Penisenvelope
>>612872970
Kennedy is a shit tier name for a girl, bro.
>>612873444
that name sounds like a stripper trying to retain some amount of innocence
check'd
>>612873535
It barely won out to Eisenhower
Ariana, Justin, Celine, MIrah, Rihanna
>>612873535
headshots for her
toby
that's it
tobias is fine
>mfw my name is STILL not here
name still isn't on the lists
Every Samantha I've met is devil spawn
Kat. Kathleen, Kathryn is cool. Kat is shit.
Lisbeth. Liz, okay. Beth, okay, Elizabeth, Bethany, Beth, all fine, but Lisbeth. Really, nigger?
Sam. Sammi or Sammy. What's wrong with Samantha? Sounds like I'm fucking a man.
Jen. Jenny or Jennifer is hot. Jen, nobody cares about you.
Mel. Seriously? Melissa or even Melinda I can deal with, but Mel? Sounds like a hairy, old man.
Ctrl+f
my name
no results
Success
>>612875237
Libby is a shit way to do Elizabeth too. You left that out.
>>612861390
gaga
>>612872957
well, then a school shooting is antiterrorism, isn't it?
shouldn't we encourage antiterrorism?
David, So david it's such a bad name, I HATE IT fuck you david.
Anon
>All nignog shit
>Wrong spelling of names
In my company we have a "Meik" fucking germanfags, don't know how to spell, almost as bad as all those nignogs
>Kevin
Andrew master race
TUCKER
>>612872076
Hilda>Helga
ctrl+f "chris, 8 results, blame my parents.
any girls with an "een"
>3 of my x girlfriends
>dirty dirty whores
i fucking hate "Chad"
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Conner
Destiny
Hope
>>612876725
newfag LOL
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>>612875852
lel.
face it your gibberish language is dieing, no matter how hard you try.
it's spoken worldwide and you fuckers can't do anything about it beeing changed.
Better learn his way to spell the words.
This is your near future
>>612865902
>Jesus
kek
>>612876515
kann ich so unterschreiben
>name not called
But when will I sleep?
>>612864672
I have a friend whose first name is Austin and middle name is Hunter.
I don't know his last name but it might be Gary.
Anyway, he's a little bitch.
Diego.
>>612861390
Barry
ctrl-F: no Spencer
>Spencer
>>612872323
>A-B-C
>It's easy 1-2-3
>>612862004
I love me some Todd Glass, even if he is a faggot.
>>612865622
Fuck you my names William, but prefer Will becuase well, William is pretty shit
I hate the name Evan, they,re all fucking fajitas
>>612861390
Joel
>>612861390
Bertha
>>612877206 Fuck you anon. >:^(
>>612861390
Mackenzie and all its iterations, Peyton, Hunter, Zane, Pepper, Keith, Shia
No one hates Alexander so far, and that surprises me. Thanks chums.
I get annoyed when names get the J or G mixed up.
>Gen
>Jemma
>>612861390
Adolf
Every Zach is an asshole. Every Dustin/Devin is trash.
>>612865253
I don't think that's the same.
Gareth is fine, as is Gaz, Gary never. Tim okay, Timothy is a poof.
>>612861787
I used to have a cat named Larry
My name is not here. Awyiz
>>612878074
I've known plenty of cool Zachs and Dustins. Devin is gay as fuck though.
Decoy 2 alien seduction is the source of op's gif
>>612878214
>>612878057
>not here
>>612861390
Bernard
Percy
Sharon
>>612871747
im german AND my name is kevin
>>612863345
>Archie
every fucking time i meet an Archie they are total cunts. Last time, i met a guy named archie, he flooded the entire country
>>612878074
How about Zack? Am I safe?
Spencer, btw. Fucking nigger.
Also Kayla, Kari, Taylor
>>612865253
I feel your pain anon.
>>612862004
That's my name :(
>>612861390
What is this from?
Craig reporting in. OP can suck mah 1 inch warrior.
>>612862297
>Shawn (with the w)
>(with the w)
>with the w)
>the w)
>w)
>)
>
>>612869004
>Ryan
hey fuck you buddy i am awesome
>>612862261
Every single masculine name starting with Br- belongs to a homoerotic fratboy or a retarded stoner, only exception being Brian with an i. Bryan with a y is still a cunt.
>>612878416
Fuck
>>612862111
Trips winrar
Jayden
Cayden
Braden
Jody
Cody
Brody
>taylor
>mickaeyla
>stephanie
>chad
>Ignazio
>Sebastiano
>Gaspare
inb4 alien names... I'm italian.
But some english names I hate are Larry, Tom and Greg.
Besters. Actually it's this kid's last name, but he's the absolute worst human being in existence. Fuckin' Besters.
Also I hate the name Doris. I know one Doris and she's batshit, but that's not why I hate it. It's a fucking lunch lady name and it drives me up the wall.
>Nick
>Johnny
Names that should be changed after the age of 14 because they sound like a child's name
>Jacob
>Caleb
>Calvin
>Kevin
>Richie (best start calling yourself Richard, dick)
>Nathan
>Kyle
>Joshua
>Dylan
>etc
>>612862004
Scrubs todd ain't so bad
>>612878057
edgy
>>612865556
ashley*
>>612878553
Why Taylor?
>>612879506
add all these to >>612879967
Jenna
>>612879967
>Names that should be changed after the age of 14 because they sound like a child's name
^this
>>612879967
>etc
somebody's called etc ?
wow that's shit
Jamie, for a guy, sounds like shit to say, jay-may, no one gets into a fight with a jaaaay-maaay, no one says "dude that jay-may fellow is one badass dude, dude" i hate my name, then john was a jamie.
>>612870363
;^)
>>612861390
Johannes, every Johannes ever is a hipster douchebag and playing in a shitty indierock-band
>>612879981
He was literally written to be the douchiest douchebag on the planet, anon.
>>612872569
>mfw i'm peter
i kinda hate it too so i go by pete
>>612862683
Kek. I worked in security and actually had caught a La-a for shoplifting.
Mustapha
Literally the ultrasandniggest name of all time
>>612861390
>Todd
There has never been a scientist named Todd.
To bad all names are inferior to..
>Ryan
Osama
>>612867667
Hey fuck you, buddy.
>>612861390
Craig seems like a pedophile
>>612876613
>caring about /b/'s "opinions"
>>612862981
Nah, andrews are cool for the most part.
>>612862546
That's my name. I'm an asshole. People still like me though.
Also, Derek and Chris. Fuck everyone named Derek or Chris.
>>612865556
>Chad
Wait this name is actually used? As a britbong, I thought it was the equivalent of dickington, something you'd never actually name your kid.
>>612878481
dann bist du offensichtlich asozial
Still haven't seen my name
Mohammed
Jayden, Jaden, Aiden, Brayden, Hayden, Caiden
Seiously fuck that trendy shit
Miranda
>>612866139
My name is Tristan :-(
>CTRL+F
>name not found
>>612881870
I quite like Hayden
>>612882121
Same and my name is pretty generic
>>612861390
Ronald
>>612872569
what's wrong with greg? :-(
>>612861390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg
Nigger names such as
Lateysha
Shaquana
Alyxia
Quietta
Lashowna
Fucking gross.
Also
Ashley
Laura/Lauren
Maria/Mary/Marion
Amanda/Miranda
Cory/Cole
Robert/Rob
Richard
Harold
Tyler/Taylor
Skyler/Skylar
No one hates Gabriels. Glorious
>mfw nobody has mentioned my name yet
people named brett are 99.8% of the time fucking scum
>>612883795
lolno
>>612878720
Fuck you Todd.
>>612883591
Fucking Gabriel/Gabe
thank you for pointing that out anon
Aidan
Owen
Nolan
Daniel
Gerard
>>612881351
true
Also, Ryder
Ryder?
The fuck are you riding?
Dicks?
Fuck u
Dave
>>612883967
shut the fuck up, Brett.
>>612861390
Shane
Nina
Moe
>>612867667
Garreth
Fuck you Austin
>>612864672
My name is Austin and i fucking hate it. Especially because i live in Austin.
Also my brother's name is and Gary and he's a dick.
Hunter is just fucking stupid
>>612868417
My boss is called gary. He'll fight you for stealing his name, cunt.
I can't stand this guy's name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7IKGs0v8s
>>612869004
Oh get fuckeed, How does lucas anoy you cunt?
Can't stand Dicks
>>612861390
>Chip
>Bud
>Buzz
>Heath
>Deshawn
>Shaneequa
>Latifa
>John
>Sarah
>Muhammad
>Ali
>Abu
>Ackbar
>>612884799
So awful, what a faggot
>>612865556
>anyone with the name of a month or season
I cannot agree with this more, at my old workplace 2 girls were called Summer and April. Complete sluts.
Erdrick master race reporting in.
>>612863345
Gf is a kim. Sweetest person I've ever met. Pretty sure she's in the minority
Any Mexican or black name. Also foreign like Mohammad. Why do they ALL name their kids Mohammad?
also, white names like
Kerrigan
Caleb
DAVID
Cheyenne
DEREK
Keith
>>612872919
I'm matthew, can confirm
>>612884799
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7IKGs0v8s
think i can file this under cringe
Keevan
>>612861390
FUCK YOU FAGGOT OP TIMOTHY IS A GREAT NAME. IT MEANS GUARDIAN OF THE WORD OF GOD. WHAT IS YOUR SHITTY NAME FAGGOT OP? I BET IT'S SOME GAY UNSEX NAME LIKE SPENCER.
>ITT: OP being a faggot.
>>612885834
keegan
>>612861390
>ctrl+f
>bentley
>nothing
Seriously? Nobody else thinks this is the worst fucking name ever? Fuck you faggots
>>612862111
Fuck you and your trips.
Signed,
A Dennis.
>>612885856
>>612885856
OP here
Tim is okay, timothy bothers me.
My name is Pete, r8
>>612885935
that's what i call the rich kids. that, and chad
>>612886361
Guy I work with is named Pete and he is a douche, Other guy who works in the mail room also named Pete, He's cool. So it's a wash.
>>612869779
FUCK YOU BITCH. WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING NAME FAGGOT. TIMOTHY IS AN AMAZING NAME.
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