>>612792147
> be me
> around 13
> At a buddies place smoking weed
>start hooking up with a girl
> have a full body staff infection ( to the point where any cut i would get would not heal and just fester and puss)
>get her in bed start finger banging her
> put my tiny willy in
> do not cum
> stop because its pointless and im a fucking 13 pleb who just technicaly lost his "virginity"
> go down stairs and realise this huge scab on my knuckle is gone
cont...

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>>612793026
> realize i left my pussy staff infection scab inside her pussy and then lost my virginity in said hole
> mfw

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REPOST IT, OR YOU BECOME
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>>612793216
>pussy
puss filled

612792147

how do i greentext, guys

pls halp

>>612793393
You have to delte system32 folder on your computer. It's the solution for everything that doesn't work on 4chan. You will also be able to Triforce and to see Goldaccount pictures

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Why does that picture of Aniston exist. Only reason Ioozed at thread.

>>612792147
sadly this shop is actually of poor quality.

>>612792147

>▲
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>cool story /b/ro

612793516

nice

will try

ty gor help

>>612793393

>

>>612793026
maybe you meant "staph infection"?

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>>612792147
Live Free

http://maria18ex.tumblr.com/

>>612793621
Yeah but why. Why would someone make that pic.

612793629

my thinks that if you write, ">i'm a faggot"

wiil writing green like yes.

>be me, years ago
>bullied for being very thin
>one of the bullies is fat
>like very very fat
>start insulting him back
>he gets mad, never seen someone getting mad like him
>gets so made he starts heavy breathing
>eventually gets so mad he chokes
>he faints

A story I read here a moment ago reminded me of my experience with a bunch of femnazis in my school. It is a tale of justice and adventure! Behold! The story of how I kicked a bunch of tumblrites out of my school. (Plus the principle)
Part one: The calming before the storm
>Be me
>Just started sophomore year
>Move to a school in the whitest whitey part of California
>Look it up, the place is called Simi Valley
>Won’t tell you which school though
>Anyway, there are literally NO minorities at all
>This school was whiter than a republican in a Mc Donald’s
>Loving the atmosphere of the place
>Although…
>The entire school was composed of tumblr fags, weaboos, and otaku geeks
>You couldn’t walk anywhere without seeing a reference to something
>Even worse, the place was littered with feminazies
>Make note to myself to just ignore them
>Later in math class the teacher is rambling on about his stupid algebra bullshit
>Hear a giggle from behind me, someone touches my shoulder
LOOK TO THE SKIES!!!
I CAN’T SEE ANYTHING, JIM!
>There is a 700 pound mass of land whale behind me with some guy-ish looking bitch
> We’ll call them Fatty and WoMAN
>As soon as I turn my head they start giggling for about 6 seconds before staring at me wide eyed and with stupid shit faced grins on their face.
>”What…?”
>WoMAN abruptly gives me a short, “hi.” before they start to giggle again
>Ignore them and continue doing my work
These creatures now perform many feats to annoy me
>they start poking me in the back of the head, throwing shit at me, pulling my hood off
>Turn to them, “Fucking stop.”
>Followed by them giggling
>Faggot teacher asks what was so important that I had to interrupt his class
>Tell him that the two “girls” behind me were bothering me
>Asks them if that was true
>They act as if they did nothing, flat out lie to the teacher
>Sent outside for swearing in the classroom
This means war
Do I cont? Man I’m fucking tired.

Guess no one wants to see the story of true justice, oh well.

>>612793752
sorry anon i am autismic and im typing with one hand

>>612794025
Continue please.

>>612794025

Cont pls

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>>612794025

Little bit about them before I go on
>Study a little bit about them
>Figure out a couple of things about each of them
>For one thing, Fatty is the daughter of the principle
>WoMAN is her best friend, also she’s “Bisexual”
>Yeah fucking right
>They’re both active feminists with a small circle of other friends that are either white knight emo faggots or tumblrites
>Now let me give you a good description about them both
>Fatty was short, ugly, and fat as hell.
>She wore big fake glasses and smelled of dog shit and BO deadly enough to kill a grown elephant
>Almost forgot! She wore this weird clip on raccoon tail attached to the back of her jeans, hold on let me try to find a pic
>WoMAN was medium height, had short hair black hair, Always wore this fucking large black viel brides t-shirt
>they share PE, Health, Art, English, and Math with me
>Now that I got some information about them I just had to wait for the right time to strike
hang tight /b/ros

Now that that’s out of the way;
Part two: The Awakening of the Butt fuckery
>Be in English
>Bell rings for 6th period
>Everyone gets up and is ready to leave
>”WAAAAAAAIT!”
>Fatty and WoMAN get up
>Fatty probably burned at least 50 calories just by doing that
>”Mrs. Teacher Lady you promised we could do our presentation!”
>Mrs. Teacher is kind of cool for things like that, so she agrees and tells the class to stay put
>They both go to the front of the room with a poster and a list
…
You can only guess what they start
>Fatty begins with this loud, “Bum bah baah! Feminism club!”
>WoMAN throws something in the air, what I believed was supposed to be confetti
>”That’s right! (Insert school name right here) now has its very own feminism club! Welcome to all ages, genders, non genders, other kin, and gender fluid people! Here you will learn about all types of problems affecting women blah blah blah blah blah blah”
>I stop listening, get up, and start walking towards the door
>Before I can open it woMAN yells at me, “Sir! Um sir! I am sorry but we are not finished here.”
>Look at the teacher, she kind of shrugs at me
>Go back to my seat to listen to their bullshit
>They go on for a minute before fatty goes over to her desk to get a bunch of fliers for FEEEEEEEEEMINISM club
>Stupid bullshit gets passed around the room
Wait a sec..
>this is good for me!
>The flier tells the specific place, time, and days the club will take place
Idiots
Anyone lurking? I won’t continue if there’s no one here I’ll just copy it for another time

>>612795066
continue

go oooon

>>612795066
Continue pluz

>>612795066
please go on

>>612795066
Cont pls

>>612795066
nigga

>>612793876
'cause /b/?

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we are waiting. pls continue

>>612795066
I wanna hear the rest of this destruction of fucking sjw cunts

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>>612795066
fucking continue, man

>greentext

>>612795555
nice quads

>>612794697
Moar

>>612795659
Holy shit, wouldn't have noticed if you didn't point out. Quads is king, quads demand sjw destruction

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>>612795066
Go on please.

>>612795066
I am hyped for this, please cont

>>612795066
cont pls

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come on man

Everyone calm the fuck down, the nigger is typing.

Part three: The Waiting game
Side note: I haven't really obtained a plan for revenge yet, they haven't really gotten under my skin much.. But that changes very soon.
>Weeks later
>Regular PE activities
>Is it just me or do ALL emos not do PE?
>Fatty and woMAN never ever go to PE they just sit from bleachers and watch us sweat our asses off
>I don't really mind, there's plenty of kids just like them that pull that shit
But this one fucking day... Oh god this one fucking day
>Hot day, summer is typically like that in Cali
>One particular day after doing the mile run the teacher lets us play volleyball
>Chubbro asks the teacher if he can take off his shirt because he's sweaty as hell
>Teacher is cool, as long as he doesn't cause a scene
>lel, peperoni nips
>Halfway into a game of volleyball guess who harasses Chubbro?
mhm
>fatty and woMAN are making fun of the guy, he's not losing his cool though
>Fatty makes a smart remark on how at chubbro is
>Chubbro says something along the lines of, "Yeah, right back at ya."
IT'S A FUCKING TIDAL WAVE, JIM
OH GOD USE THE LIFE BOAT, DAVE
IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING
>tearscommence.jpg
>fatty gives off this mile heard cry while woMAN comforts the creature
>Teacher asks what's wrong
>Points at chubbro
Chubbro gets suspended for a week by fatty's cunt mom
I got more guys hold on

>>612793880
jesus christ

>>612796012
Times like this i wished threads wouldn't 404'd

>>612795066
Actually Im enjoying this

>>612796012
Heck yeah deck chair

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>>612796012
Keep the story rolling big boy

>>612796177
Nice dubs mang

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Bruh, keep going

>>612796012
come on anon, this hand is getting cramps

>>612793813
Oh look, a thing.

I thought someone would be posting feet. I'm outta here

Don't die on me goddammit keep this thread alive

DONT YOU DIE ON ME!!!

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lifesavingBUMPERONI

Part four: The spark
>Tired of all this bullshit, decide to ignore it
>Yeah nice fucking try
>March rolls around
>>612796205
It's okay anon I'll post another thread if you're interested
Ignore that
>Go to school like normal, see friends, ect
>only... there's something different about the school
>Everywhere I look I just notice something.. Off
>Go to my locker
God fucking damn it
>"Vote for Fatty for student body president, rant rant rant rant rant on what she can do for yoooooouu."
>There is...
>The same fucking poster
>On every single
>FUCKING
>LOCKER
At this point, I'm sick and tired of this. I need to end this.. somehow
>I decided the best way would be to see what was in the feminism club
Later after school
>Feminazi club is after school on Fridays and Tuesdays
>There was a room right next to it that was completely barren and the door leading to and from could be locked
>Decide to see just ONCE what they're doing in there
>Time rolls around
>They faggots gather in their den and start their little ritual
>Actually it's not even really a feminism club it's more just a hangout spot for these weird emo kids to do shit
>20 min in I'm bored
>Suddenly, I hear fatty call for everyone's attention
>"OOOHKAY GUIZE WE REALLY NEED TO MAKE A POSTER TO GET ME ELECTED AS STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT!"
WHY WOULD YOU ELECT A WHALE TO BE PRESIDENT, JIM, WHY!?!?
I'M SORRY DAVE
ect ect I'll skip to revenge
>They all leave so I wait and hour by playing games on my phone
Oh god this tickles my prostate
>I fucking come out of the classroom and decide to ruin their shitty poster by pissing on it
>Also make sure to write a bunch of dicks on it
>escape like a little giddy school girl before anyone sees
That's only phase one, /b/ros.

>>612796753
this

>>612796012
Come on post the rest of the story faggot

>>612797118
Don't rest in pepperoni goona help this bumperoni you jabroni

>>612797132
If thread 404s post another thread

I'm up a tree at work (tree surgeon), waiting for my boss to get back with my saw but the wanker's on the phone. Please continue, you're the only thing keeping me entertained.

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>>612797132
This, this is what we are waiting for

>>612797132
Nigger you just won a gold medal in slowest typing ever.

>>612796380
Thanks! Worth reading

>>612797132
gods speed anon

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Bamp

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Bumpiiiiing

buuuuumb

Keep it going looking fawned to this

Bumping for storybro

>>612797553
Dubs to keep this thread alive

>>612793880
Kill yourself

Type faster please op </3

Bamp

>>612797777

>>612797132
Sorry for disappointing short revenge I didn't want to keep you waiting,
Part five: BONFIRE
>So me being a pussy decides to not do anything to them for a while
>They immediately think that it's chubbro who did it
Did I forget to mention that they let fatty read the morning announcements sometimes?
>monday rolls around and instead of the pledge I hear the sound of sobbing
>"*sniff* *sniff* "I am sorry to say, there was a disturbance in the feminazi club, if there are any members that are listening please know that it has been cancelled for this week." also rants about some other shit
>I can live with that I guess
>PE time, we're about to play basket ball
>Suddenly, the smell of a thousand rancid cunts beckons towards me
>It's woMAN
>She comes up to chubbro and kicks him as hard as she can in the shins
>"WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO OUR POSTER YOU FUCKING OVER PRIVILEGED FAT ASS!"
>This time PE teacher guy saw what happened
>Tells her to go to the health office
>Chubbro bleeding from his leg, hipster cunt what wearing weighted boots
>Teacher tells me to escort him to the health office
>Help him out like a real bro
>"Thanks, Anon. That bitch was crazy."
>"I know man, I'm going to get her back for this. Somehow."
It was then when I finally formed a plan... A plan to fucking end these cunts

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ALL THE BAMPS

>>612798012
FINALLY!! A word to the wise, pre type stories. And keep it coming op

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fuck, i wish i was screencaping this but i have to go to work now, it would be unfinished anyway...
right when it becomes most interesting

>>612798408
post your tits and I'll screen cap

Noooooooo

Bampity bamp

>>be me age 14
>>hot girl in the year below makes a move
>>go hers after school
>>Rogersgettingsomeaction.jpg
>>no condoms but she begs for sex
>>young and inexperienced
>>on the way to pull out I cum
Oh fuck
>>tell her
>>she panics
>>spend the next 15 mins squirting water up he pussy thinking it will help
>>I told my friend
>>after that...
>>I was somehow a legend
>>she was somehow dubbed as 'shower clit'
>>rings me to say she's not pregnant
>>THANKFUCK.jpg
>>ask if she's okay and happy
>>she says yes
>>I speak shit for 5 then dump her sorry ass
>>7 years later she turns up at my door with her brother
>>BIG guy
>>ANGRY guy
>>blooded nose over nothing

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>>612798581
Good catch

>>612798715
>who the fuck greentext like that kill ur self nigger

>>612798994
>>umad?

>>612798715
baby's first greentext.

>test

>>612798012
It took you 10 minutes to write this shit. Are you illiterate or what?

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BUMP OF THE GODS

>>612798994 what's your problem officer?

>>612799056
Here comes the newfaggotry

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While waitin
rate my soon go be gf
just gotta get her to dumb her bf

>>612799073
Oh my god! Honey, get the camera, he just typed his first greentext! Oh my baby boy typed his first greentext, I think I'm going to cry!

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>>612798012
This is it guys, the moment you've been waiting for
Part six: The end of SJW
>They let woMAN off with a warning
>I had a whole plan to do everything perfectly, but my pussy side got the better of me and it ended with something much, much, better
>Same room, you get it
>They continue as normal
>Sometimes they'll discuss stuff like rape culture and other shit
Fatty wasn't elected by the way because everyone fucking hates her
>Some brings up the topic of bringing weed to the club meetings
>Fatty is cool with it
>Juicyjuicyshit.png
>Only problem is he never tells what day he's going to bring it
>So I stake out these boring femnazi meetings while playing on my phone
>I think it was like three or four times before..
>Edgy faggot FINALLY brings weed
YES JIM, YEEEES
YOU LIKE THAT? DAVE?
>From what I can hear everyone in the room is getting stoned off their asses
>But then I hear something else...
>It's something... fatter... Something..
Beastly...
Jim... You see this shit?
I CAN'T SEE SHIT DAVE
>It's the mother of all mass, the alpha whale
>Fatty's mom
>As fast as I can I rush outside and go to the main door leading into their room
>Crouch down and pull out phone camera
>Peek it just a little bit in the door crack
>"What're you kids doing in here?"
>fatty is giggling, "Just taking a hit, mom."
>Oh no fucking way
>"Hey I gotta run to pick up your brother, can I have a hit before I go."
No. Fucking. Way.
>All the kids are laughing, they hand her the pipe or whatever and she takes a hit
RUN. MY ASS. OUT.
I later showed the footage to the police, the guy was fucking baffled
Later after school I saw them dragging her mom away screaming
WoMAN is Comforting fatty I walk up to them with a smirk
>"What the fuck do you want?"
>*cough* "All transgender people are faggots, bisexual people are lying to themselves, and your form of modern day feminism is fucking garbage."

>>612799267
If she dumps him for you, she'll dump you for another
Hope you don't expect too much

>>612799336
Reck'd

>>612799336
Duuuuuuuuuuuude. You made me wait fucking forever for this

>>612799336
>"You two are the scum of the earth, and the only reason that you even live in this society is because men cow tow to your sluts needs. I hope you two get raped and killed in an alleyway, you disgusting fucking cunts."
>I begin to walk away like a republican after a mass shooting
>As I do I can feel the heat of a massive explosion behind me, the witches are dead
>I walk away from school and gaze towards the sunset.
>You did good anon... You did good
That is my story. Thank you all.

>>612799274
His newfaggotry is way less cancerous than yours, so shut the fuck up.

>>612799647
HAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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That was fucking grand.

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>>612799453
Nah, 3th world country, I'll just throw some peso their way, and when your 21 livin in shitty country u can pick whatever ya want.

Real love or not? Doesn't matter aslong as they smile and keep me happy :-p

Can someone please screenshot this? Took me forever to fucking write.

>>612799336
I disagree with your thoughts about bisexuality, but otherwise, nice story

>>612799647
Rekt. Your did gods work.

That'll do anon, that'll do.

>>612799647
Thanks for making the world a better place

>>612799807
No I meant like emo bisexuals, the ones that are teenagers and claim that they're SOOORTA gay but not THAAAT gay. It's fucking stupid.

>>612799267
she looks a lot like staci, or stacy I forget how she spells it

uber-whore bro, her "bf" if this is the right girl is a cuck who enjoys eating her creampies


tell her james says tuesday was awesome

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>>612799336
>>612798012
>>612797132
>>612796012
>>612795066
>>612794697
>>612794025
Worst greentext ever

>>612799647
Noice/10

>>612800019
How come?

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>>612799912

Not likely this one goes by mei/may/mai or some bullshit

Also stationed in philippines.

>>612799805
Fuck no. It was terrible. What the fuck was all this Jim, Dave shit?

Fucking worded terribly and nothing happened. Go fuck yourself.

>>612800139
That sucks man. Sorry you feel that way.

>>612800044
>>612800019
trip dubs confirm it to be noice

>>612800116
oh sweet, all good then

>>612799712
Newfag? You know what? I WISH I was a newfag, I WISH that were true, because at least then I wouldn't have to think about all the time over a span of 7 years of my life wasted coming to this shitty site. Kill me please. Moot finally left, will I to someday be able to reach enlightenment?

>>612800218
Pjhuee

>>612800224
>moot left
>enlightenment

>not leaving because accusations of being a cuck got to him

>>612800224
You are a newfag so stop wishing.

>>612800080
>fags gonna fag
Your green txt was fine. Some anons have nothing better to do then care about how something was green txted in a green txt thread.

>>612800224
Haha, what a faggot

>>612800449
Clearly you didn't read it.

>Be me.
>Currently inhabiting cancerous husk.
>Inoperable, I got until August at best.

Flash back six months.

>Ex GF messages me.
>Needs place to stay between moving houses.
>Her new BF's parents don't like her, has no other friends or family that like her to ask.
>Normally would tell her to fuck off on the spot.
>But I recently found I'm a dead man.
>"Okay, fine, but just one night."

Fast forward hours later.
>She turned up, pretty awkward, we never really got along even together.
>She complains that she's having trouble getting pregnant.
>She's fucking 16, but having kids has always been important to her.
>Mostly what broke us up because of it, this shit is prominently fucked.
>We start smoking weed and drinking because that's the only way we'd get through the night.
>She knocks out eventually, I know personally she is impossible to wake up.
>Set webcam to record.
>Do the obvious thing, and whip my dick out.
>Beat off and push in at the last moment, leave a good five day load in there.
>She never even made a noise.
>Go to sleep.
>Everything else passes normally.

>tfw Six months later, she is proudly posting her baby bump off on Facebook.
>tfw Just sent her a copy of the video.
>tfw Our town only has one hospital.
>tfw I'll be laughing my ass off on my deathbed while she pushes out my bastard just a wing away.

>>612799647
Entertaining story, anon.