>>612747478
i bombed the toilet of a plane once

is this real?

They speak good English but sound European

go united 93 on their ASS OP

what do they want??

Stay safe anon. Rush those assholes an beat the fuck outta them!

>>612748041

They want OP to know that he's a faggot

Just turned the lights off they have flashlights

pics or didn't happen

OP is kill.

Have the guys with guns said anything?

>>612747478
>Google says that the flight is on time...

https://www.google.ca/search?q=Emirates+415&oq=Emirates+415&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=122&ie=UTF-8

allahu akbar

Sage this bullshit you fucking morons.

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Just took wallets

No mention of any incidents on @airlive.net's Twitter.

>>612747478

Why does your picture look like absolute garbage?

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>>612748189
underrated post

Holy shit this is a big deal. Did they get into the cockpit?

>>612748799
I concur.

Don't you faggots fucking post unless you sage.

if this is real 10/10 thread

Said we are landing in Dubai but won't be getting off the plane

>>612749339
fuck, OP. Describe them. As much detail.

Why's he go from being on a plane to outside in some protest with a crowd of creepy looking people?! Fuck you OP.

OP take off your clothes and jump on them. Piss and shit yourself at the same time.

>>612747478
>2015 flying on a plane with arab in the name

>>612749339
OP offer yourself hostage once in dubai, then return in a week or 2 and share your story

Did they take your wallet? Are they speaking Arabic?

Shit in your hand and throw it at them. Tell then you had pork for lunch...

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This is fucking bullshit

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>people actually believing this
>mfw sage

>>612750108
I have a feeling it isn't

>>612749339
monitoring because watching this "not-a-riot-anymore" is pretty boring

6.5 hours until landing time.
The Arabs will shoot you down as soon as they get wind of a hijacking.
Sorry OP, you're fucked.

Why are you on 4chan?!

Just moved the kids and women to front of the plane

God speed flying faggot

>>612748903
screencapping, just in case this is real

Please be safe anon.

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>>612747478
A380 does not have overhead screens over the aisles, it has them at the bulkhead and in the back of every seat........

OP say something please! What is going on? The anticipation is killing me!

>>612750108
no it isn't

>>612747478

When you get the chance, blitz one of them for the gun, and start shooting. Dont worry about collateral damage. You're all dead if the nearby governments decide to shoot you down. Be an real an hero. Do your duty faggot!

>>612748903
dont be a hero

>>612747478
RIP IN PEACE OP.
He died as he lived, surrounded by sweaty men.

One guy is recording a message on a phone getting people to say their names

>>612750665
and ever pic he posts has no terrorists in it

2/10 for making me post

>>612750486
So they're gonna start offing the male passengers. Good luck OP

Are you a pretty big guy?

>>612751068
for you

>>612750629
/thread

someone find this flight on flightradar ASAP

Posting in an epic bread

>>612747478

timestamp of some description or fuck off

Did OP say they planned to land that thing in Dubai, but they wernt getting off?

The fuck they taking you guys.

OP, observe and report. Find out where the rebels are hiding

>>612750629
sick burn, prince

Why would they want your money if they're not planning on surviving?

if this is real GL op. if not you fag. Weird place to come for something serious man.

shots were just fired at the children and the women are screaming

im calling the authorities

So is this legit or not?

The seat configuration is not correct for an A380, looks more like a 767. Go home folks...

>>612747478
got up and took photo from the middle of the aisle?
i dont think so op
op is fag
fake
/thread

>>612751475
Shit

>>612747478
>>612748903
Who the fuck can afford this flight but can't afford a phone with a decent camera? I call 100% bullshit.

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Just tied this guy up after he tried to stop one of them

>>612751502
idk but your moms a legit whore

>>612751475
I don't think your OP

>>612750629
When was the type of plane ever said, Nigger?

>>612751475
oh fuck dude

Don't these ragheads know that jet fuel can't melt steel beams?

>>612751498
that's the point, I think OP just wants to delay the flight or something

>>612751413
Its probably fir the ID's

I think OP may be one of the hijackers.

>>612751641
seems legit...

>>612751672
You can look it up. Flight 415 is flown by A380's

>>612751641
and they just let you take this picture of him? lol ok

>>612747478
op what's going on with the cockpit

>>612747478
Oh look Muslims pulling some shit..... Can we exterminate them now... Seriously.

>>612751498

>OFW OP gets taken in on a False Flag terror threat.

some men are now running to the front to fuck the dead bodies of the children

>>612751641
You're the worst hostages ever. At least pretend to care about your own survival.

>>612751672
http://flightaware.com/live/flight/UAE415

>>612751641
timestamp or gtfo

>>612751672
FlightAware tracking says it's an A380

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>>612747478
Just wanted to say, if we don't hear from you again, that you are a faggot, okay OP?

>>612747478
Anything you'd like to say before you're a victim, OP?

>>612747478
did you take that picture with a game boy camera

>>612750755
So everyone dies? Coward faggot

>>612747478
Those look like 4:3 monitors in the headrests. No way the new A380's have anything other than 16:9 monitors. I'm calling BS on this.

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>>612751907
>falling for this obvious bait
Great job!

Posting in epic faggotry

>>612751880
OP definately knows what's going on in the cock pit.

>>612752131
Yeah.

At least I gave you guys something more interesting than Baltimore or cock rate threads.

OP YOU MUST REMEMBER!

JET FUEL CANT MELT STEAL BEAMS!

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>>612747478
May this pepe be the last pepe you will see

>>612747478

>Holding the place hostage with plastic guns

Is everyone there such a pansy that they're afraid of plastic guns?

Guess you'd prefer to die in a plane crash over getting shot with a plastic bullet. Nerf guns must scare the shit out of you.

>>612752274
I want those to be OP's last words. That would redeem OP forever.

Take videos. Upload to YouTube

These are some pretty shitty highjackers if someone can openly browse 4chan and take pictures on their phone

time stamp fag

one of them started to slam on the cockpit door but couldnt get in, so he strangled a stewardess to death

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I hope this is real and nobody dies except you.... And terriost if dis real kill this faggot and post pics... With timestamp plox

>>612752274
And for that, you will forever be an unsung hero.
RIP, hero of /b/. Hero of 4chan.

>>612752284
Evidently, jet fuel can't melt steel memes either

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>>612752266

Start to masturbate while yelling ALAKA AKBAKA!

OP yell out fucking normies get the fuck out of my plane! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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I just told you fags that I did it for you guys, so you have something more interesting than fucking trap threads or some shit...

I know a few of you got a rush..

Here's one of the pics I used, unaltered...

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>>612747478
>>612747478

>claims airbus a380-800 he is on is behing hijacked
>posts pictures of cabin pics from an a340-600

hurry look up the koran online and learn some lines so that you might survive, telling them youre muslim

>>612752750
thanks for the excitement OP

>>612752714
fucking kek

>>612752750
ur a cheeky cunt m8

>>612752750
Damnit, faggot op, you had me going

>>612751813
I was just thinking that myself

>>612752750
Not the worst reason for OP to be a fag, ultimately

>>612751963
Oh shit, look out OP. b& v& thank you mam

>>612752750
Happy?

I am the Australian Steven Spielberg of /b/

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>>612752750

>>612752750
lies. what phone's default image name is called "image?"

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>>612752327

Bullshit
it's the middle of the day there right now. Not night time.

>>612752750
How does all that cock taste faggot?

>>612753057
Another

/thread

>>612751641
so fake.

>>612752806
You'd think he would have at least looked it up before posting. He could've really had us going

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>>612748189
underrated post

>>612752750
i actually dont hate you OP

best part https://twitter.com/treysgreen/status/593264407578181632

>>612753087
look at the name of the image, theres no scheme called that unless he took the time to rename it

>>612753057
Iphone

>>612753057
iphone

>>612751428
Newfag ^^^

>>612752750
Thought it was a tad odd, that the terrorists would've let you stand up and take a pic of the people.

Dammit OP, were not upset about the lie, were upset your lack of prep work caused this to die fast.

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>>612751029
>implying he's a male
>maybe he's a woman
>maybe he's neither
>maybe he sexually identifies woman even though he's not
>maybe he sexually identifies as both male and female
>he might even sexually identify as a female dog
>what if he sexually identifies as an attack helicopter
>what if he uses his 20mm hand cannons and saves the day?

Mfw OP gets a Nobel Peace prize for saving the world from terrorists.

Tl;dr OP is an attack helicopter and will become an international hero

>>612753404
whys the picture so small? is he cropping them?
and iphones are also supposed to be pretty good in the dark

>>612751150
Kek

>>612753592
I made the cropped images in my ipad... Made them look like shitty night pics on a cheap Nokia and posted them here...

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This is why I fucking love /b/.

You have to sort through endless tides of shit but my god, the occasional gems you find on here are fucking fantastic. Oh and best of luck OP.

>>612753861
Thanks, /b/ro

>>612753592
he modified them you faggot. read the thread

>>612751985
I'm also on the plane and can say that this is true.

At least this thread was somewhat original.

Like a chunk of corn in an otherwise steaming pile of shit

>>612748799
yes there's much more interesting shit going on in /b/ like always.

>>612747478
OP USE THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!
SPRAY IT, BASH THE WINDOWS OR HEAD FOR THE ESCAPE!

You can do this.

Well played.

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OP is our new genius hero.

GUESS WHERE THIS PLANE TOOK OFF FROM....SYDNEY. FUKN AUSTRALIANS AND THERE SHITPOSTING

>>612755645
He said he was Australian.

Still, better than anything else I've come across this week.

>>612753565
under rated post
>TopKek