>>612736696
Jesus christ, you cringeworthy autist. Want to know why you're alone, OP? It's because you do sad, socially-stunted shit like this. Seriously, you retarded sperglord. Welcome to the next 70 years of your miserable, lonely life.

>>612736696
Checkem

sure

>>612736696
just fucking do it, faggot

do it

>>612737080
reroll

>>612736812
yep

>>612737080
roll for this

>>612737080
this

send multiple from many angles

>>612737256
do this, OP
but OP is a faggot and never delivers

Eat a dick.

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do it mane

>>612737256
rolling for this

>>612737363
I always deliver, I'm not a faggot

ITT: I want to send a dick pic to a girl. but i need to get a bunch of weirdos behind me so i can play it off as a joke, and seem cool to 4chan.

>>612737256
this

>>612737080
I Agree.

btw today my dad whatsapp me a dick pic. I laught, he laught. its ok.

>>612737554
tbh I'd just do it anyway and blame it on someone/something else

>>612736696
Send her a pic of your balls instead. And caption it: "I'm nuts over you." Chicks love that.

>>612737556
One off....

Send that shit

Yesair checkm pls

do it you're gonna do it

do it op the only way to get a girl

>>612736696
Do it OP, prove you're not a faggot

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>>612737554
>>612737556

>>612736696

them crazy eyes, OP. you can totally see how she's gonna look with 30-40 years on her, and it'll just get worse if she makes it past that. and the teeth, wtf?

find a new crush and fuck yourself.

do it faggot

Bruh

of course

sdgfsdgasfg

OP needs fucking permission to send a dick pick?
What a fucking faggot... roll anyway

duh she's gonna love it obviously

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Yes, send a pic of Dick Cheney with the text "Rate my dick"

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Trips get and do it you gigantic faggot

Looks like Kaylee...

>>612737256
do this

>>612737256
rerooll

She looks crazy. Maniacal crazy. You won't have a dick to take pictures of anymore if you get with that.

‏>>612738153
reroll, and it has to be that specific pic of Dick Cheney

>>612737256
reroll

Do it OP, or do you not have the dick to speak of?

>>612738153
rr

do it

>>612738153
Rolling for this

>>612738424
roll

>>612736696
send it to me instead

do it now you homo faggot nigger

YES AND DELIVER

>>612738153
ROLLL

>>612737256
rollin' for this
checkem

>>612737672
Underrated post

>>612738153
THIS SATANIC TRIPS DEMANDS IT

Do it

Do it

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do it pussy

Shit

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! Take my pic off of this fucking website you suck asshole! I don't want your dick pic either you freak!

>>612738153
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Why not bro. You probably don't have anything to lose.

>>612736696
you wnat to do it anyways

just do it faggot

yes you shrivel dick

>>612738677
Almost satanic trips.

Do it pussy faggot

>>612738681
Do it

Do it, you colossal faggot.

do it

>>612738847
Do it

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>>612738776
FUCK

>>612737256
rerolling one more time. this is gay

>>612738891
Do it

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Do it faggot

Nooo dont do it

Do it you long titty no nipple faggot

>>612738760
Gr8 b8 m8, I r8 it 8/8

>>612738918
Do it

>>612739013
Do it

>>612736696
Don't do it man

She doesnt want to look at your dick

Do it OP.

You pussy ass shrimp dick modafuckaa

>>612739104
Do it

rolling for do it

Don't do it.

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>>612739102
pic related

reroll for the dick cheney post

Trips you stupid nigger

Everybody is forgetting you can't get trips on /b/

do it

>>612739239
She wants to taste it.

>>612738953

Whoa who is this artist?? Morrrre Portman nudes

>>612739189
Do it

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>>612739345
dick cheney reroll

>>612737933
Her teeth have obviously been ground down so that the tips come together in one perfect line. They've probably been straightened too.

OP, send her a pic of your dick, please. Then post and tell us how your talk with the cops went.

Pic of Dick Cheney with text "Date my dick"

>>612739321
Do it

Dew it

>>612739414
Rolling for Cheyney

Do it. I have to decide for you since apparently you're a fucking autistic beta

RR niggers

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>>612739365

>>612738153
roll

>>612738953
Gross! She's fucking a nigger!

>>612739537
Do it

>>612739553
Rerolling

Do it! Put some lighter fluid, turn it on and tell her she makes your dick burn

>>61273669
send a pic of a sharpie up ur bum

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>>612736812
Ouch

Send her a pic of your asshole instead. Throw her off guard.

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>>612738153
get

>>612739777
Winrar!

>>612739777
Fucking winwar

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>>612738153
roll

>>612739777
winar

No.
Send her a pic of your anus while shitting

>>612739942
oh my that shoop

>>612739239
/thread

>>612739777
winrer

>>612739697
That doesn't look like her body at all. Her tits are small, yeah, but they're not that flat. She has perky nips and small, firm looking round tits. She's also a lot shorter. That's a pretty cool trash can she's got there, though.

>>612739866

10/10 master fap

I don't even know what this thread is about, but its now a portman thread

you better fucking do all this OP

>>612736812
Nice copy pasta fag. Also, Yes.

>>612739777
winn

>>612736696
Start blazing that shit up

>>612736696
If trips, tell her how you really feel

>>612739777
Weinerar

>>612740577
Nice dubs

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Sent

>>612739777
Winrar winrar chicken dinrar

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Surprisingly unfazed

>>612741267
ask if she wants more

Time to ask for nudes OP

>>612741267
>>612741267
She obviously doesn't approve

>>612741267

And unimpressed. Sucks to be you.

Reply-, "No, no. Thats not 'a' dick. Thats my dick."

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Send her this

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Sure why not

>>612741267
a meme is born

>>612742202
Tell her that you want to fertilize her eggs

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>>612742202

>>612742202
demand nudes from her. threaten to spam her with your "not too shabby" dick if she doesn't send them

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>>612742202
Send her a pic of my dick while you're at it

send em

She looks fat

>>612742202
Wanna trades newds

>>612742202
>>612742682
Send my dick a pic of her while you're at it

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Come in your hand for her!

There is a sigma sigma sorority?

>>612742202
U want sum fuk

>>612743371
this

>>612743371
go!

>>612743371
op faggit

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>>612742202

rip op

That nigger had better not have abandoned us. I wanna know what happened next. And I wanna see her tits

hey op !
>>612743371
do it!

Sherly OP will keep telling us what happening

arg

Possible trips waste

>>612739777
WINRAR WINRAR

>>612742202
Ask her for nudes

Op is kill

>>612746001
You're a little late to the party.
You also spelled "winner" wrong.

>>612742202
SHE IS IN SIGMA SIGMA SIGMA. ABORT! ABORT!

>>612746620
lel found the newfag

>>612746760
gamma sigma sigma

>>612746620
gtfo newfag no one wants u here cunt

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>>612746620
How fucking new are you dipshit?

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>>612746620

>>612747010
ah you're right. my /b/ad

Do it pussy

>>612747010
gamma sigma sigma is even worse lol. at least tri sig is social

ask her to send some it's only fair

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>>612746818
>>612747072
>>612747120
>>612747242
Hook, line, and sinker.
So fucking easy.
It's funny how all you faggots do your precious maymay misspellings perfectly, yet you can't tell the difference between lose and loose, there/their/they're, and your and you're.

Fucking newfags.

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>>612741267

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>>612741267
she looks like chris chan wtf


am i the only one seeing this?

>>612747380
the tri sigs at my college suck terribly

Yessit

>>612747828
LOL

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>>612747427
Yeah, we need a picture of her dick too.

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>>612747710
You don't know me

rip

>>612748260
I probably don't want to, especially if you have autism. That must be a real struggle, especially for all the people that have to deal with you.

>>612742202
She's pretty OP. lets see them titties.

>>612736696
ofcourse YOU will.

OP plz

>>612747828
his name was Robert Paulson

>>612748640
How cute, forsaking your own kind so you can feel like you're a normal person

>>612749741
Let that butthurt out. We're all /b/ros here. I'll help you, buddy.

Get noodz already hotdog dick

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>>612750691
This coming from the guy that corrected someone saying winrar

give us her snapchat!

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>>612751305
This is coming from the guy that fell for that trollbait. Keep feeding me, for I am a hungry troll.

>>612752664
Just keeping you occupied here and out of other threads, fucking trolling trolls, how much more of a faggot can you be?

>>612753091
Well, I could be a lot more of a faggot, considering I'm not gay.

>>612753341
No you literally can't be, I know gay dudes that are less faggoty than you

>>612753641
Your fly is unzipped.

>>612738153
OP, this might actually win her over.

Sending an unsolicited actual dick pic will not help your cause.

>>612753820
Basketball shorts don't have a fly
Your shoe's untied

Bump is op died

>>612754041
I wear slip on driving shoes. Not possible.

You actually have gay friends? Gleich und gleich gesellt sich gern.

Bump
want op to get some good

>>612754978
Man kann von mich halten was immer man da will. Gay dudes have hot chick friends

>>612755542
Just pray away the gay. You can do it.

>>612756180
You believe prayer works? What do you also believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny?