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Black Ass?
take that shit to baltimore and keep it there
>>612725647
BLACK MOTHERFUCKING ASSS NIGGAAAAA
>>612727326
gawd damn nigga
NIGGA, GET YOUR BLACK ASS OUTTA HERE!
I'm calling Jane Goodall to confiscate this thread.
Maybe she can communicate with them.
Thank got this thread doesn't have a smell
I used to be engaged to marry a black girl I went to school with. Looks a lot like the one in this pic.
>She pressured me to get engaged because we'd been dating since we were in high school. My best friend was always telling me she wasn't good enough for me and that I should just tell her to fuck off. She always hated my best friend and told me he was a repulsive individual who made her sick to her stomach.
>Sure enough I caught them out together just weeks before the wedding. She'd been seeing him behind my back. They both fled to Europe to escape my wrath but I'd already moved on.
>Years later I invited them to dinner recently with my Norwegian blonde wife of several years. My ex and my best friend aren't together any more. She got duped into marrying some Scottish faggot who used her to get a green card and dumped her the day he was entitled to stay here - and took up with his 16 year old personal assistant. My ex-fiance now had a kid to the Scottish bastard.
She was great in bed although her pussy lips reminded me of chopped liver for some reason. She recently had an affair with a major music celebrity whom I won't name here.
She turned down some high-carb food at dinner the other day and has lost weight so my guess is she's looking to land another guy and wants to keep the weight at bay.
I ended up marrying a local girl some years later after I broke up with the black girl. My first wife was in the army and was a whore of the First Order. She's now single with three kids to three different fathers and has tattoos and an STD. Or so I hear.
Still happily married to the Norwegian girl.
>>612728188
upgrade your shit anon
What's funny is the only remotely attractive black girls are mixed.
>>612729058
Funny how little men actually know.
This girl is double bra'ing and stuffing.
I can tell by the lack of shape of the upper breast.
>>612729371
Some of the African black chicks are pretty damn hot as well.
>>612729539
more?!!!... please tell me you have more!.
>>612729857
lololololol sharkisha cant swim
>>612729975
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>>612729058
Glad it worked out anon
>>612729371
How egoistical of you to think your opinion is funny.
I assume everyone talking shit never fucked a big booty black girl... don't knock it till you try it. I'm soon to be 21.. fucked one black and have been on the hunt ever since. just gotta find the ones that aren't super ghetto
>>612730183
as you post a pic of a mixed girl.
>>612729975
Who... is... she... ??
>>612730465
Enjoy your AIDS then.
>>612729385
funny how much of a NEET you are that you would have the time to notice shit like that.
>>612730481
>expecting pure blood Haitians
>caring if one is mixed or not
Not sure what your point is. Oh right, just generic shitposting
Hay.
>>612728589
sauce?
>>612730702
Will do
Enjoy your life as a virgin
>>612730659
Kiss Promise
>>612730784
LOOKIN GOOD TODAY LAQUASHA
>>612730702
ok
>>612725647
Here's two of the biggest I've ever seen.
>>612730989
name?
>>612730702
>>612730874
got em'
>>612731059
Thank u boo. I lost 2 lbs.
>>612731096
holy hnng sauce plocks
>>612731547
Dat pussy makes my dick twitch
I love how black girls HAVE to straighten their hair to be attractive.
>>612731817
I give no shits about any bitches hair. As long as she has nice tits and a great a ass.
>>612731817
Subjective
Personally, I prefer it curly, but I don't really care about hairdos because I'm not a huge faggot
>>612731096
who is this girl
>>612732482
>>612732512
Ohhh when she got a nice body and can rock her natural hair..? mm its fuckin on
![tumblr_n1buuav8Fa1rehptdo2_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TFFJGmf.jpg "tumblr n1buuav8Fa1rehptdo2 1280[1]")
Coco Delarae
I had an awful date with a black girl recently. She kinda turned me off to black girls.
>>612728657
moar
>>612732936
well what happened?
>>612732595
Ana Foxxx
>>612731242
gia lashay
>>612729714
That looks like it smells disgusting
>>612732936
It happens
>>612725647
No you stupid nigger
>>612732936
My worst date ever was with a blonde girl of German descent.
She put me off white people.
>>612733084
She just had a shitty attitude with everything. She also had terrible table manners.
The funny thing was she wanted to fuck afterwords but I had already lost interest. I called the bitch an uber and sent her home lol.
>>612733534
got em, her name?
I like dark chocolate
>>612733747
dont let that drive you away, like i said you gotta find the ones that like... grew up in the suburbs. All the ones i've went on dates with were nice, great sense of humor, and pretty easy to converse with(and not all from the suburbs)
>>612734496
moar of her?!
>>612734292
So black girls that act white
>>612725647
Negress are gross. Please prove me wrong.
>>612732757
I love their teeth. I think it's the contrast between white and their dark skin. There's a dark skinned uppity earthy fake hippie black girl in one of my classes. We got grouped together for a research paper about pirating (her idea) and everytime she smiles my dick gets rock hard. Yesterday she was telling me about lurking 4chan and loving game of thrones. I want to wife her but I just don't know how to ask her out.
>>612734717
not necessarily I went on a date with one that was from this areas "ghetto" and she was the same way. little more loud and sassy but still respectful and such
>>612731817
so true
>black ass
any other showderp fags in here?
>>612734780
tell her rules 1 and 2 faggot
>>612734780
giiiit it you lucky fuck! post a pic of her? i enjoy the contrast between my white skin and their black skin either it be fuckin or just cuddling.. something about it gets me going more then being next to a white girl
>>612735201
name?
>>612734717
>act white
Every time you say such a thing, you dissuade black people from "acting white" because saying they are doing so is alienating. You are, in effect, breeding niggers.
>>612734780
>Rub fried chicken on your neck
>Casually mention how you love grape soda
>Invite her to the "Watermelon Festival"
>?????
>Profit
>>612729058
>She recently had an affair with a major music celebrity whom I won't name here.
>>612727098
>black lifeguard
Tourists confirmed for drowning
>>612736022
Poor them
>>612729058
even when you were with her, she was fucking another guy. even after you were 'over' her, you type essays about her. probably not the first time
>shes still in your head
>hes inside of her
>>612735630
Vegatarian. Doesn't consume GMOs. Next idea
>>612726083
>>612725939
>>612728188
>>612728967
>>612728989
>>612729273
>>612730148
>>612730164
>>612730702
>>612730784
>>612731219
>>612731342
>>612735630
all of you fags bump the thread and probably find black girls attractive.
My gf
>>612736153
name?
>>612736410
continue
>>612731817
i like how people think the millions of predictable comments in black threads are original
>>612729058
You're a faggot and no one cares about your life story. Please kill yourself.
Signed,
Everyone
>>612733700
>She put me off white people.
one person put you off a color of billions
arent you intelligent
>>612736537
>>612736688
>>612736410
Another one
black ass is best ass
>>612729058
way to write a fucking novel. Is it gonna turn into a high school drama tv show next year, you huge faggot?
Honestly, you're a clusterfuck and why would you feel the need to type that all out to strangers online? I seriously hope it's just bait or copypasta.
I I'm afraid that negro girls are too deep for me because of big dicks of negro guys. Then why should they like me? They'll laugh at me.
I think black chicks are way sexier than white chicks, tbh. Their physiques are perfectly proportioned and just... mmmmm
>>612737858
I'm white and i talk to black chicks all the time. Is it cause not many white guys talk to black girls? maybe yes maybe no but who the fuck cares
>>612737018
Anyone like?
>>612738627
i do, nice lil curve to her
>>612738885
She carries all her weight in the thighs and ass.
>>612737858
Common misconception. The average black penis is only about half an inch longer *while flaccid*, and when erect there is negligible statistical difference, if any.
And they'll like you because you don't act like the stereotypical black male always 'hollerin' at them.
>>612739375
mm mm i see kek, got a full body from behind?
>>612736364
most of the ones posted here yes. the average inbred nignog on the street : fuck no nasty skanks
Looking for a really high-res pic of a black girls butthole like zoomed in
I cant tell if shes mixed or not but theres this hot ass black chick in my class there isnt a trick to picking up black girls is there?
>>612739723
I don't get it
>>612740031
Just talk to them like a normal human being. If you're not an autist, you'll do OK.
>>612740031
>be black
If that doesnt work just seperate her from her girlfriends and asks if she ever "turn up" with white boys.
>>612737617
yes is copypasta low q bait
>>612740031
lol beta faggot
>>612740176
just a full body pic from behind head to feet
>>612740330
Shitty advice.
>>612740031
I'm a black girl
hur dur,
>inb4 gtfo my /b/, show tits, etc.
Just make sure you're attracted to her for more than her looks... she might be a decent person, and all you'll have to do is just come up to her and talk. Stir up conversation. She's just a fucking person anon.
My god black people are the missing link between man and ape. Granted there are some fairly attractive girls in this thread..
>>612736153
>>612732512
>>612730177
>>612726738
.. But let's face facts here the European gene pool is at least 35%+ in these girls. Lighter skin tone, pointy features, blonde hair and freckles.
Sage goes in all fields.
>>612740031
>>612740255
what he said ^
>>612739394
and also him ^
Most black girls will jump at a white guy cause most white guys don't go for black girls, i also find it better to be into black humor.. like kevin hart type shit, i mimic shit from his stand up acts a lot and they always laugh
>>612740836
Area code?
>>612741030
>>612741030
>but let's face facts
>states his own opinion
K
Bump
>>612741303
damnnnn she fine af
>>612734774
Your face is gross
>>612741030
>at least 35%
And how did you come to that conclusion? Unfortunately, naivety is contagious amongst the (mostly adolescent) users of this board, and they will accept this as irrefutable fact.
>>612739987
I really need help with this one guys
Shitty pic but black chick I'm dying to fuck. Think she's married to a white dude
>>612742845
her face.. 3/10 better have a bangin ass body
>>612740557
Yeah i know pretty much
>>612741056
kevin hart one of my favorites and dave Chappelle of course my favorite show is Blackish its funny that ive been told i seem black because i quote black comedians even though im the whitest person ever
>>612740836
she does seem nice but i just dont kniw her and generally speaking i have trouble with talking to girls but is there something different i can/should do with black girls?
>>612736689
Dayum
>>612737858
statistically speaking, they've been found to be tighter.
>>612743856
keep quoting them comedians, and shes a 4chan feg so theres something in common, and the whole being afraid to go up and talk to girls thing.. i look at it this way.. talking to girls is like a muscle the more you work on it the better and easier it becomes. worst thing that can happen is she'll say no.. and you both move on
>>612744472
tighter then little ol asian girls? ehhhhhh idkaaay
>>612737858
>thinking women care about dick size
disgusting
>>612728007
Looks so chocolaty
>>612736689
her boobjob is perfect
Feeling pretty Alpha, just got this black girls number i been tryna get for a while now.
>>612744482
Well to be more specific talking to girls is actually easy with me im decent at cracking jokes and making them laugh but when the chance comes to ask them out or anything thats when i shut down but sooner or later ill get more confidence
>>612727929
I...felt something...in my feels....who is this?
>>612744806
>thinking women care about dick size
The most important comment on /b/ tonight, and nobody even notices (or believes)
>>612728918
I know her. This is the girl from "my wife and kids". The little girl.
>>612730784
>612735553
>>612728657
Looks like my mistress.
>>612746485
oh okay.. yeah well like i said, worst that can happen is she says no and yous move on. Plenty of sexy black fish in the sea.
>>612747046
really? damn she gew up to be fine af!
>>612747006
is true. money.
is Anon from other black thread that 404d with all those folders of the black girls with different names here? i was interested in the dump
>>612747663
NIGGA SAUCE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today was a good on the chan. Had a good haul.
>>612747649
True im only going to see her like 3 more times so might as well move on
>>612748683
ask her out on the last time, that way if she does say no you dont have to be around her anymore
>>612739375
Wow, she's got quite the ass, don't she Pat?
>>612728588
That ass can park on my face any time.
>>612749107
Yeeaaaah ill look into that
>>612749753
dont pussy out, i will be very disappoint
I guess ill contribute. This chick post on the social side of 4chan. But I dont fucks with them like that.
>>612751096
fuuuuck shes sexy as shit
>>612751096
Damn she's fucking sexy please continue
>>612749994
Aright anon ill try and not disaapoint you AND HOLY SHIT >>612750719 MOAR!
>>612751393
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>>612751520
FOR ANON!!!!
>>612751900
i think that dude left
>>612730841
source
>>612752126
god im in love. do you know her name or insta or something?
great thread
>>612752301
Thats why I dont mess with social. They wouldnt tell me her name. But they knew her. As she was posting they called her different versions of the word candy cane(candi cane Candiii cane candixxx cane). But im not searching the web on a hunch. If you take it to social they will know.
>>612753223
well.. only been back here for like 3 days now since like.... 2009 and only other forum i went on was video games, so im not going there to talk to them fags
>>612729058
>She escaped my wrath.
Fucking topkek, neck beard. What would you do? Hack her Facebook? Fag.
>>612755040
Coming from a white guy who likes black girls.......... ewwww
>>612755259
although her tits are top notch
>>612755306
Blasian?
>>612755435
>>612755415
3/4 black 1/4 white
>>612755700
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>>612755934
name?
>>612756320
>>612756375
>>612756440
>>612756373
Google "Kimichi Sanjeo"
>>612756670
>>612756729
>>612728277
my african queen
>>612756793
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>>612756729
you came it late but hero-ed the fuck out of this thread... her name too?
>>612756983
>>612755357
Those titties are anything but top notch
>>612757016
>>612757034
Haha i know!! Google "Kookiiee"
>>612757245
>>612757334
Lol image limit reached. I was just getting started... ;)
>>612757245
+1,000interwebz to you good sir
>>612757576
start a new one and link it..?
>>612757727
You can download her entire gallery by googling her name. Kinda pointless for me to dump. I just did for shits and gigs. The zip file comes with videos too!
![Coco-Delarae-in-bed[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gu8FV9X.jpg "Coco-Delarae-in-bed[1]")
