>>612631203
why are you lying on the internet?

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>>612631272
kekd

>>612631203
how big is your dong?

>>612631203
who gives a shit fuckbag

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>>612631203
torrent link or gtfo

Would you like some toast?

The internet is a place of lies. Duh!

Would you eat my anus if i didnt take a shower before?

>>612631203
Dany dies?

Do you prefer Pepsi or Coca Cola?

Give us spoilers then faggot

>>612631311
Ask your mother.

>>612631375
Me.

>>612631473
There isn't one.

>>612631511
Only if there's butter and tea invovled.

>>612631590
No.

Will you please summarize everything that happens so I can post it to my facebook and watch the chaos unfold?

>>612631203
Does Dany continue being the biggest SJW on television?

>>612631639
No. Her final scene is her flying Drogon out of the fighting pits after the Sons of the Harpy try to assassinate her.

>>612631758
Coca-Cola.

>>612631811
Ask me some questions.

>>612631849
Can't be fucked typing it all up, would much rather just answer short questions.

>>612631854
Yes.

>>612631203
Whats the deal with airline food?

>>612632031
It's cheap and processed, what do you expect to get?

>>612632031
Don't you have a private jet Jerry?

Will Drago revive from the dead and bang dany into the pooper?

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>>612632021
Will you tell me one death I can spoil, please?

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>>612631203
How can I be this cool? No but seriously, if you did not watch it in blueray quality then it's a wasted experience. I don't mind waiting

>>612631962
Say something that doesn't happen in the book, lying faggot.

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>>612632246
>Drago
>Drago

>>612631203
Where is the factory located where the keep pumping out new models of faggot like you?

>>612632283
not op
Jon snow

>>612632031
What's the deal with flying? I don't trust magnets with my life

Have you read the books?

>>612632246
>Drago
>into pooper
>kill self

>>612632283
Jon Snow is revived it appears, Littlefinger is killed by Varys.

His final line to a bleeding Littlefinger is

"You were right about chaos, it is a ladder. It appears you have fallen from it, my friend."

does it get any better? first three episodes sucked cock

>>612632454
Oh you think hes really dead with a red priestess there who is obsessed with him because hes the azor ahai

>>612632284
It was like 480p, my friend works over in Titanic Paint Hall with set design and they usually give out advance copies of the season. We watch it together and I spoil it every year, I'm not under any legal obligation.

I don't believe you, but I'll shoot.

Do Theon and Sansa escape Winterfell and later get captured by Stannis' men like with Jeyne in the books?

Does Ramsay rape/torture Sansa and force Theon to do stuff to her?

Does Stannis attack Deepwood Motte and capture Asha Greyjoy?

>>612632454
Never confirmed in the books that he actually dies. And the show is diverging in story, so how can you be so sure?

>>612632291
Bronn is murdered by Obara Sand.

>>612632646
Wikifag.

>>612632765
Not really.

>>612632755
wtf? that dun happen in the book

What happens at the Hardhome raid specifically?

>>612631962
so she doesn't even meet with the Dothraki? shame.

>>612632755
that's good tho.

my question: I already know Cersei's naked walk of shame is in the series. did she shave her head for it like in the books? and do we get to see everything or does she cover the naughty bits with her pose?

Does Jon receive the Pink Letter from Ramsay an decide to leave Castle Black only to be betrayed and stabbed by his own men?

welcome to the internet
glad we can share these false made up stories with one another

is Lady Stoneheart in it at all
What happens with Sansa
What happens to Tyrion

>>612632920
Theon and Sansa do escape, however they meet up with Brienne and Podrick and plan to head to the Wall to find Sansa's brother Jon Snow.

Yes, we see a fully naked Sansa, Ramsay asks Theon to "prepare her", and then Ramsay starts getting violent with her, seems pretty drunk, then asks Theon for a choking necklace who attacks him with a metal bar.

>>612632907
yeah but without proof no one is gonna believe a lying faggot as yourself

Hey OP.

Lady Stoneheart says one word in episode 10.

If you aren't simply a fucking troll you WILL know what that word is.

Cleganebowl. Do we get any indication that the Hound is still alive like the third episode did with the Mountain?

Why does this show suck so hard?

>>612633272

Not OP.

Yes, Stoneheart is in s05e10.

>>612631962
>No. Her final scene is her flying Drogon out of the fighting pits after the Sons of the Harpy try to assassinate her.
obviusly this book stuff is not going to happen in the show. haven't noticed how they are changing everything?

>>612632907
I guess 480p is not that bad, considering you get to watch it with a m8 and you both have the power of spoilers at the tip of your tongues. Implying anything you're saying is true tho

what's the final scene of episode 10?

How close does Stannis get to Winterfell?

Is Young Griff totally omitted?

>>612633111
They basically need supplies and some support, but the Wildings there don't want to help, battle between NW and Tormund's forces vs Other Wildings. Wights appear and basically everyone runs.

>>612633228
Nope.

She covers her 'naughty bits' but does have shortened hair. Not shaved.

>>612633229
No. He gets attacked by making the decision to go to Hardhome and losing lots of men.

>>612633272
No
Escapes Winterfell.
Teams with Dany.

>>612631203
who do we get to see naked?

Does Ramsay fuck up Sansa much?

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>>612631203
Why did they change Tyrion to Tyrone and perform all that plastic surgery?

>>612633678

>No Stoneheart

Confirmed for lying idiot.

Good game, OP.

>>612632821
no but he dies
and i guess he won't be revived until the next season

>>612631203
dany/sansa noodz?

>>612633380
Nope.

>>612633418
I know.

>>612633446
They're keeping the main scenes.

>>612633506
Believe me or not, it's up to you.

>>612633644
Very close, we don't see his battle though.

>>612633017
Hmm, that's interesting. Possible Bronn will be killed.

Post a screencap of Sansa fully naked and we'll believe you OP.

Does Stannis attack Deepwood Motte and is Asha/Yara Greyjoy in this season at all?

Why was Selyse crying while laying in the snow in the trailer?

What happens to Grey Worm?

is Kevan Lannister killed by Varys' little birds?

bookfag here, will ask questions based on what I read to see how much different the show is.

>>612634103
Interesting but not surprising if it actually happens. Even in the books now Bronn does seem like an expendable character.

>>612634552
that's a pity tho, I liked him.
well it's not surprising considering there's still GRRM in it

>>612634529
Pycelle too. That epilogue was a hell of an ending to an otherwise mediocre book.

>>612634529
this. and does pycelle meet his fate?
Also: nudity?

>>612631203
What happens with Sansa and Ramsey?

pls respond

>>612634552
Well nowt happens with him bar his naming his child after Tyrion. The fact the writers fuck up that child storyline suggests he has no importance in the books.

>>612632454

You know nothing...

>>612632283
stannis

>>612634689
mediocre mostly for Dany's chapters IMO.
I actually liked her before reading ADWD, now I hate her.

>>612631203

did Ser Barristan Selmy died??

>>612632283

Brienne of Tarth meets Stannis at Winterfell when she is trying to liberate Sansa from the Boltons. She fights Stannis, he kills her, and then Podrick kills Stannis with Oathkeeper.

Pls. http://strawpoll.me/4228407/

do we get to see sansas tits?

>>612635186

No, not yet.

>>612635311
>Stannis kills Brienne

Bullshit nigger

>>612635311
THE FUCK.....now that pisses me off

>>612635400
Answer this mans dubs

>>612635100
I didn't even like her before that book. I hated Tyrion though after that book. His chapters were unreadable. IMO, everything with Ramsay and Theon basically saved that book from being another Feast For Crows which I fucking despised.

>>612635536

This happens. It completes her completely useless storyline. She isn't able to keep any oath, save for the one she makes to Podrick, teaching him to become a knight.

>>612635650
Stannis and Arya too IMO.

>>612635400

No. Sansa remains a virgin and becomes Warden of the North, much like Queen Elizabeth.

>>612635311
OP just gave a completely different answer earlier in the thread. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

>>612635717
thats a bitch way for Stannis to die though

>>612635777
I mean, their chapters were good.

>>612635842

OP also said Lady Stoneheart doesn't appear, so he is confirmed for being a fucking idiot.

>>612635717
Good. Fuck Brienne.

>>612634379
The screeners are at my friend's house.

>>612634414
Melisandre sacrifices Shireen to bring Jon back.

>>612634518
Confirmed kill.

>>612634529
Pycelle, Kevan and Littlefinger are all killed by Varys.

>>612634806
I've already said.

>>612635186
Yes, also confirmed kill.

>>612635311
This is false.

>>612635400
Yes.

>>612635857

Stannis is a bitch character whose only right to the throne is because his brother was a fucking conqueror.

what happens with Jaime in Dorne after Bronn dies?

>>612636035

At what point does that conqueror become legitimate? The Targaryens were conquerors too.

>>612635857
True but Melisandre might bring him back like how Thoros kept on resurrecting Beric Dondarrion.

>>612635983
glad Stannis death is false.

other question, does Sam go to Oldtown with Maester Aemon? do we see Oldtown at all?

>>612635983
are you the guy from /tv/? if its true that we get to see sansas tits i will go crazy, i swear on me mum!

>>612635100
GRRM has a way of making you change how you feel about a character.
When i first began reading the series i hated Jaime Lannister, now i actually like the guy

>>612635983

No she fucking DOESNT.

Ghost is sacrificed for Jon Snow, which symbolizes that the audience is about to find out who Jon Snow's parents really are.

Protip: He isn't a Stark.

>>612636035
shut up bitch, Stannis is the only rightful king of Westeros.
that's why I think he will die before taking the throne lol

>>612636244
doesn't everyone?

>>612635983
Shireen has the blood of a king... that actually makes sense.

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>>612636035

How far south does Melissandre March with Stannis before heading back north then? Is Davos with him the whole time?

>>612636172
It's at the very end of the season, Jamie is let go because Doran told Ellaria and co. To let them walk free.

>>612636223
The best titties.

>>612636320
not even by mother?

>>612635983
Daenerys boobies or butt?

>>612633293
>yes we see a fully naked Sansa
I really really want to believe you, but I just can't. A real fucker would've taken pics.

>>612636533
So, useless Jaime storyline...

>>612636320
She does bro. Believe it or not, it's your choice, I highly doubt you've seen it.

>>612636480
Davos is with him the whole time, Melisandre doesn't go too far, stays at Castle Black mostly.

>>612636337
>>612636244
no

>>612633293
oh good. All I care about is justice for Theon

Is young griff totally omitted?

>>612636632
Nope.

>>612636634
My friend doesn't let me take photos because these versions of the screeners actually have imprinted serial codes. The titties are worth the fucking wait.

>>612636533
What happens to Myrcella?

>>612636908

>doesn't know how to blur a serial number

You're trying to hard.

>>612636214
bookfag, asking again about Sam, Maester Aemon and Oldtown.

>>612636875
Seems so.

in which episode will we see sansas glorious tits?

>>612636320
no shit he isn't a stark,
jeez youre a fooking twat

>>612636936
Literally nothing.

>>612637045
I didn't actually fucking think of that haha. I'll see if I can go to his tomorrow and get a picture then.

>>612636320
He's the product of Rhaegar Targaryan raping Lyanna Stark.

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WHICH episode do we see them titties?

>>612637067

Oldtown doesnt happen. It was deemed too confusing. I think its bullshit, but when you have a show with 12 plots running at the same time, I kind of get it.

>>612637067
Missed your question, sorry. No we don't. Aemon simply passes away and is burned, not in the Rhollor way.

>>612637099
Episode 7.

>>612637175
>>612637125

Congrats.

>>612636567

That's not how lineage is passed.

>>612637175
in any of rhaegars back story what makes you think he would rape...mkotherfucker played the harp and was universally loved

Where the fuck did you get 5 and 6?

I can only find 1-4..

>>612637397
So what's the quality like on Sansa's tits if we do see them? Full tits with nipple? Or just some sideboob shit

>>612631203

I saw ep 1-4.

Sansa is set to marry Ramsay Bolton

>>612637175
youre a fucking idiot,

>>612637421
Whatever, the point I'm making is they fucked. He believed in prophecies and such so maybe there's some ice and fire thing he believed in and so some chosen prince had to be made.

Does anything interesting happen while Stannis marches south or is it pretty much just him and his soldiers marching and slogging through the snow?

Jon Snow is voted in as leader of Castle Black

>>612637275
well you're right.
not one of those always complaining about "hey, the books are better" because some storyline changes. a TV show is so much different from a book, and considering how much money HBO is throwing into that it's just normal that they change something for the sake of the viewers.
I prefer the books, but it's a completely different medium. I enjoy the show too.

>>612637578
I truly believe this. Please tell me why wouldn't this be true.

>>612637447
Private trackers bro. Kek, read up the thread.

>>612637516
Waist and up, from the front, so we see full tits, nipple and everything, she's nervous though because she thinks Ramsay is going to rape her so she's shivering and shit.

>>612637691
Yep. You summed it up.

>>612637175
>>612637421
>>612637655
probably he did kidnap her, but then seduced her so she spread her legs for him willingly.

>>612637421
He's a Targaryen. The Targaryens are a degenerate, sub-human abomination of a bloodline that must be exterminated for the good of Westeros. The Mountain did nothing wrong.

>>612637759
i think hes calling him an idiot for saying hes a product of rape not that rhaegar isnt his dad

where are Ep 5-6?

https://thepiratebay.se/search/game%20of%20thrones%20ettv/0/99/200

>>612637866
kek'd
will copy and paste in another GoT thread/10

>>612637516

Dude, OP is fucking with you. Sansa remains a virgin and we see nothing of her. Her contract stipulated in season 1 that she would NEVER be involved in a scene with nudity.

>>612637759
yes youre an idiot in regards to rape you twat,
have you read the books or just waiting for the tv series to fill you in

>>612637932
yes you are correct, thats why i called him an idiot

>>612638001
Dang, got a source for the contract tho? But contracts can change, especially if the show runners think it'll bring in more views. And she's seemed awfully comfortable with her body lately..

gonna need to archive this thread to see whether or not this guy was making everything up.

>>612638001
>>612638221

I'm not fucking with anyone. It's up to you whether you believe me or not. Just remember me when you watch the episodes and see that I was right.

>>612638262
Yeah that will teach him!

>>612638001
You read the contract obviously...