Crush rate thread
>>612630076
cute/10
>>612630076
SPOILERS:
>no one over the age of 15 uses the term "crush"
>"rate" threads are autistic foreveralone faggotry
>>612630328
Not bad at all, wow
>>612630342
>>612630328
Is her name kerri
>>612630076
rate my crush
>>612630645
7/10
>>612630606
no, it isn't
Rate her please
>>612630803
>>612630803
>>612630834
cute in a gnome-ish kind of way
>>612630695
Middle
>>612631151
She looks amazing, definitely someone I'd crush on
>>612630803
i wonder what her butthole smells like
>>612631151
9/10 would rape
>>612631073
she 14
Well, I have a date with her on Friday. So hopefully it'll be more than just a crush after that.
>>612631289
This is true too
>>612631112
I only see two men
>>612631390
Yeah seriously, where's the girl?
>>612631343
cute dimple but slightly jewy features/10
>>612631342
No problem here where i live
>>612631343
Good luck anon. 8.5/10
>>612631433
Oh yeah, she's pretty Jewish. I just don't really mind
>>612631331
>>612631489
>935676_389218194520854_16
im gonna meet her in less than 2 hours, im 18.
age of consent here is 15
>>612631343
Looks jewish
>>612631500
Thanks!
>>612630076
she actually has a very familiar phenotype..
Rate
>>612631637
Shouldn't be a big deal.
>>612631592
>>612630505
>saves anime gifs
>tells someone that he is a faggot
mine.
wat do u guys think?
>>612632063
Looks insane but would fuck /10
>>612631670
she's definitely got asshole hair
>always crush on high school girls who work at the grocery store
>tfw you'll never kiss their ears
Here's mine, rate?
>>612632182
Too much makeup
But pretty face
>>612631202
Crushed on for years... one day maybe.
>>612631894
>>612632262
I cut cut one ear off and stick it in my mouth
>>612632063
>>612632145
fully insane
>>612632063
>LainaMorris/10
Rate?
>>612632063
Dobby/10
left
>>612632306
6/10
>>612632479
>>612632500
Cute 8/ 10
>>612632500
Yellowteeth & The Tranny
>>612632472
whos Laina Morris
>>612632500
another
>>612632743
not old enough to drive/10
>>612632743
Much better picture. 8/10
>>612632710
overly attached girlfriend
You must new on the internet
>>612630803
>>612630834
>>612631066
Is she Albanian? She has the typical Albo face, their women all look somewhat the same.
>>612632819
she's 20
>>612632492
lol
>>612632743
asshole prob smells like wet ham
>>612632878
Well the third picture is an entirely different picture from the first 2. I posted the first 2, don't know who the third one is.
But she's not Albanian.
>>612632918
>>612633100
Terrible hair but cute face
r8 h8
>>612633207
typical bar/"party" skank
no thx
The one in the white dress / 4th from the left
Rate
>>612630328
>>612630448
>ITT girls that are too good for /b/tards
You guys realize that you're the creepy friend right? They know you have a crush on them but you're too greasy and creepy to even be with them. They're better than you and they know it. You don't deserve this type of girl, you deserve the fat girl who bitches about exercising but doesn't lose weight. The girl who thinks women are better than men, the girl who always seems to be the victim.
You deserve the girl who is your equivalent.
What makes you think you're good enough to even have the right to crush over these girls?
>>612633532
The only fuckable of all of them
>>612633297
compared to the beauty standard, 6/10
my subjective rating, 8/10, she looks like a lot of fun
my lust IRL crush is pic related, sadly I think she looks less beautiful in pics than in real life
>>612633584
Well, because I'm attracted to her and we have a friendship where she doesn't know I feel anything toward her. Posting one picture of her on /b/ isn't gonna turn me into a sloppy fedora-wearer.
>>612633584
no-one deserves a fat girl
>>612633729
Whoa. Is her name Stephanie?
>>612633729
Looks like a part of her is a sand nigger
>>612632492
Toppest kek
>>612633784
kind of gross but she'd probly let you finger her shitter cause she knows she's only a 4
>>612633811
Nope
>>612633853
She's spanish, like me.
>>612633781
the funniest part is that /b/ is just the male version of tumblr
>>612630803
14/legal
>>612631637
catch you on date line m8
>>612633760
fucking pathetic
go tell her how you feel you stupid dildo
who gives a shit if she's weirded out or doesn't talk to you anymore, you'll be able to move on and trust me, life does move on
keep telling yourself that you'd rather have a friendship with her than nothing
>>612634026
that's hurt
>>612633584
This
I'm pretty sure that 70% of the people in this thread are obese fucking faggots. 25% basementdwelling faggots, and 5% people who laugh at the other 95% in this thread.
Pic related, it's the 95%.
>>612634249
>>612634249
cheap slut/10
>>612634376
It is though
All the fat losers here think that they deserve a fit girl, just like all the fat girls on tumblr think they deserve a fit guy
I lol'd
>>612634357
Well she has a boyfriend right now, and it's pretty serious. So I'm not really looking to make things any more complicated.
my crush for 2 years..
>>612633899
Perhaps a better picture?
>>612634550
But im quite cute
>>612634564
id love to sniff her sweaty puckered anus
is anyone else a Nadia fan?
>>612634647
6/10
>>612634415
>What makes you think you're good enough to even have the right to crush over these girls?
The right to crush? Crushing on somebody it's a purely internal feeling, almost like a fantasy; thinking you can deny somebody that is like thinking you can deny somebody the right to have fantasies when they are going to sleep, nothing but pure bullshit. People are definitely free to feel what they want.
Where the fuck you guys live
>>612634551
she has a bf and you have a crush on her?
....hahahahahahahahahahaahahahha
move on idiot. trust me, she's not that special, you're only wasting your time and emotions
>>612631771
lol/10
>>612634716
i smell tranny fluid..
>>612634564
i thought that was jena malone in the thumbnail
>>612634772
you quoted my post but replied to a different one
my point was, why bother crushing over girls so far out of your league you only hurt yourself
that's just stupid
but I guess that's what your teen years are for
>>612634776
germany
>>612634647
do you have one where she isn't making some abnormal expression
>>612634564
Then do something about it, fuck.
>>612634794
I mean, I can still be attracted and want to date someone. I'm not like, killing myself over it. I'm talking to other girls and whatnot, but I still like this one girl specifically. I'm not going to let the fact that she has a boyfriend make her less valuable in my eyes.
why the fk is it all white girls lmao
>>612635021
Maybe. One sec
>>612634666
She's "Hot"
>>612634914
it was a scandal, she just looks like a boy for some reason, no one knows where she is now.
>>612632502
naw man she's at least an 8
>>612635053
coz anything else is gross and dirty.
>>612635053
Because white power !
WHITE > ALL
>>612635133
>"Hot"
>>612635151
nope she's a 6
>>612635040
you should because she is literally nothing to you right now. You're not a chick, you're a man. A man can control his emotions. No girl should ever be put on such a pedestal.
I'm late 20s and have dated a lot and am in love with my current gf, but trust me, no girl is that special
>>612635243
Check em
>>612634984
>you quoted my post but replied to a different one
yeah, sorry, the rant was directed to >>612633584
but answering to you, yes, I'm an obese faggot, but I've had enough crushes in my life to realize that in most cases you shouldn't allow them to go beyond a pleasant fantasy or daily ocurrence; if at some point you start suffering without motive or being taking advantage of by your crush, it's time to move on
maybe I have a lighter definition of crush than most people here
>>612635021
This ones got tits but thats the best one of her face
>>612632306
She looks really mousy. I think that's a popular attractive trait, especially in the 21st century.
>>612635366
I think you're greatly exaggerating how I feel about this girl.
I just like her and think she's cute. I'm allowed to have fantasies of dating a girl I find attractive. I'm not centering my whole life around her, relax.
>>612634772
Yeah sure, people are also free of being a fucking pussy their whole life, creeping on girls over facebook and so on, downloading and sharing the pictures here. Fucking waste of air.
>>612634666
>Anonymous
Funny I've a very similar pic with my same looking gf and same looking cat.
>>612635416
Hah, he's fat!
>>612635053
Because of the demographic of /b/ which is on average a 12 year old white boy
>>612635448
nice. she looks better in that picture.
>>612635537
Okay then fuckin' leave the thread. Nobody needs you here to tell us that.
>>612635529
he's showing off how alpha he is
on b lol..
>>612635133
quotatnion marks on the internet always confuse me
what did you mean
mmmmm http://strawpoll.me/4228407/
>>612635761
Kill yourself
It's so depressing to know, that I'm never going to have an attractive girlfriend. Even if I work out and get physically attractive. I'll always be an agreeable warm-hearted pussy.
>>612635761
>http://strawpoll.me/4228407/
JILL YOU FAGGOT
>>612635725
Since nobody else is doing it, and you're stuck in your own world, maybe I kinda feel obligated to. Get off your fat ass and fucking do something with your life.
>>612630076
>>612635448
>dat redhead
>dem freckles
being spanish, I find her so exotic, beautiful
>>612635537
>I can't live without judging other people lives
You're like those old women that spy their neighbors through their windows
pic related is my not-IRL crush btw
>>612636115
Jihad / 10
>>612636098
Says the guy also posting on /b/
>>612634772
These girls deserve better than for people like these to even be thinking about them and masturbating to them, they deserve better than that. It should be illegal to even think about someone so far out of your league
>>612636382
>It should be illegal to even think about someone so far out of your league
my sides
>>612636382
Oh because you're so much better. You're so much better than us that you can even decide on who we're allowed to like....something out of our control, by the way.
>>612632063
She's got them crazy eyes dude.
>>612636469
>out of your control
are you a fucking girl?
no? you're a guy? then take control of your feelings like a man instead of your feelings controlling you like a girl
>>612630076
okay i'm in love with this girl now.
Rate my mistress
girl on the right. would talk to if i didn't have a gf.
>>612632428
Heeeehaaaah Heeeehahhhh
>Full on ICantBelieveItsNotButterface.jpeg
>>612636469
if you're a 7 you belong with a 6-8
if you're a 4 you belong with a 3-5
there should be a law where you cannot think about a person 3 or more levels higher than yourself
this will keep pretty girls safe from imagine rape
>>612636848
Miss Piggy ?
>>612635034
arright ethan
>>612631223
like shit
>>612630076
I'm impressed
>>612636619
>take control of your feelings like a man
why do you confuse taking control of your feelings with not having them? Taking control of your feelings is just not acting upon them if you think it's not appropriate or convenient, that's the manly thing; not having feelings int he first place is not a sign of manliness, buf of autism
It's like soldiers in war; it's not about not having fear (only madmen don't feel fear), it's about not leting such fear to control you
>>612636971
>imagine rape
I not only imagine rape, I imagine submission, and subterranean imprisonment, fritzl-style. Deal with it.
>>612636781
joking/10
holyfuckingshit that kid is so deep in the friendzone there's just no way out.
>>612636469
He's probably the fattest, ugliest motherfucker in this thread. Noone would get so involved in this thread if norhing was bothering him. He just wants to make some retards feel bad so he feels slightly less retarded.
>>612636971
wtf is imagine rape and since when did rape only occur to pretty girls?
What the fuck did I miss? Hi, /b/, been a while... I need a sitrep, it seems.
>>612637286
did you just compare having a crush on a girl to going to war....oh my god
>>612637454
>>612637286
Do you think the number of imagined rape case would go up in that case?
r8 or nah?
>>612634666
>>612637454
Tumblr and 8 chan are trolling /b for a few weeks now...
>>612637524
>did you just compare having a crush on a girl to going to war
no.
I compared the situation of not allowing your feelings to determine your behaviour in general with the particular situation of not allowing your fear to determine your behaviour in war, which would be a certain example of the previous general situation
>>612637648
>Do you think the number of imagined rape case would go up in that case?
In what case?
>>612637648
I don't understand anything right now.
What the actual fuck is imagine-rape?
>>612637286
He's had 1 girl in his life, still loves her, but she moved onto another guy who he deems ugly as shit, because of his severe autistic views. Now he's turning his rage towards /b/, acting like he knows everything.
>>612637872
Ping Pong / 10
>>612637914
it's what girls call it when someone so creepy and beneath them imagines having a relationship with them.
>>612632428
crazy teeth foe show
>>612635758
>check em
>trips
>666=hell
>its hot in hell
Captcha: PigRee
>>612637783
By trying to make people freak out over a new rape-term, like stare-rape on busses, etc?
Does /b/ still cry rivers when feminazi bullshit is posted here? And could you teach me how to filter out certain thread-types so I don't have to update frontpage until something interesting comes along?
... first time I ask for advice on /b/ and my system32 is ready!
Rate
>>612630076
rate her
/b/ = male tumblr
>>612638049
Assuming this isn't only a dumblr-thing, but actually something used in references in pop-culture/ media (facebook etc).
... assuming this, and I really am right now, does that mean that thinking about someone is the same as raping them, and does that mean that rape victims can be ignored and denied help, because they really didn't go through anything bad - it was all just like if some creepy person imagined licking on them?
That's kinda cool... diminishing the potency of rape to such a degree, it's not just cruel; it's brilliant! /b/ couldn't come up with something better to shit on feminazis, and then it's served to all of us (FROM BOXXY) by dumlberittas?
Fuck I love this place.
>>612638091
lmao didnt even realize it was trips
>>612638102
Lot of feninazi stuff and lame ,,new" memes and so on.
>>612638574
>>612638574
Disgusting teeths !
>>612638632
Disgusting hair !
ITT:
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3.25/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
>2.75/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
>3/5
and so on
Rate my crush. Im in love with her for 6 years now, but i think she don't even know im exist
>>612639042
Rate my crush. Im in love with her for 6 years now, but i think she don't even know im exist.
>>612637872
>>612638533
I only know one meme.
And I haven't seen it posted for years. So, like.. should I just show myself out, or can I stick around and pretend I'm still cool?
>>612639133
If you like frogs, bananas and ,,women" with penis i think you are still welcome !
>>612639438
Kill it with fire / 10
>>612639571
this.
>>612639293
I don't understand the banana and the frog. Hypnotoad? I don't get it, I really don't.
I fucking love traps, though... there's something hot about them not having a disgusting pussy, yet still looking so beautiful!
Fuck, some of those traps are even more feminine than most women I know, so that's confusing as Hell.
>>612639571
same girl
thread is full of generic bitches
>>612639758
That's the point i realise it was all bait :/
Shame on me.
Well Meme'd
>>612639786
Better i guess looks slimmer.
Still disgusting piercing like a cow.
And a wart ? on her nose ?
5-6 / 10 depends on the rest of the body
>>612639786
minus 80 lbs?
>16
Fucking kissless virgins. You realise that hardly any of these girls are more than 7/10s. Stop putting them on a pedestal and ask them out. Chances are you're the only one that thinks they are 10/10. TRUST ME YOULL REGRET NOT ASKING WHEN YOU ARE OLDER. sincerely, anon, 27, was in same position as you 17 year olds a decade ago.
>>612640411
im 23 and a unkissed virgin and still im rating some of these girls 8-9
>>612637736
ugly old skinsack time to die Jenner
Ayy lmao
>>612634009
>Spanish
She's half Arab then.
>>612632665
Kek
>>612631791
The eyes do it for me
>>612640029
That toad I also don't get. Is it from some American kids' show?
>>612640411
>Stop putting them on a pedestal and ask them out. Chances are you're the only one that thinks they are 10/10.
You're forgetting that the thing that determines them dating you or not is not your valoration of them, but their own valoration of themselves; you can say some girl is a 7/10 at best, but if she thinks (and she probably does) she's a 10/10, she won't go out with you.
That said, I agree with you, one should ask out the girls one likes, it's good for getting used to rejection and also you never know.
>>612640910
>She's half Arab then.
Not half, but after 700 years of arabs living here in the middle ages, some genetical traits are definitely here. Funny thing is that before the arabs, the ruling people in spain were the visigoths (germanic tribes), so we are definitely mixed.
>>612630834
Squirrel/10
>>612641391
>valoration
meant to write valuation, sorry
>>612640829
Ass pic to spark interest?
>>612630076
Dude is that fucking Emily Giusti
Ill post more if you guys want.
>>612633532
I know her. She goes to my school.
>>612631343
godspeed anon
>>612642285
more of her?
A chick I know on the left