So i'm a prison guard in a all-female prison.
ask me questions
Story:
>be xmas 2013
>8/10 petite brunette with ponytail, 28 yo fifth year of 8
>She's crying in her cell
>ask if she's ok
>bf gave up on her so when she gets out she has nobody
>"It's just a hard time for you both, he will be back in no time trust me"
>she catches me flirt/glimpsing at her
>"You think so?"
>"I bet, even I would wait for somebody like you" smile it off and pat her on the shoulder
>The whole day she was feeling better
>Next week, nightshift, all cells closed
>Patroling her hall she calls me over
>She removes her bed cover, completely naked
>"What do you think of me now anon?"
>Cautiously look around, woman in the cell right in front of her's is sleeping
>"Please don't do this"
>"Why? Don't you like it"
>I lol, look around again and whisper "I love it"
>Later that night I do my second patrol around the hall
>I slow down in hopes of seeing her
>She looks up from her bed covers smiles at me and slowly walks to the center of her cell
>She sits down and parts her legs and starts masturbating while staring at me
>Hard as diamonds I enjoy the show for good 20 minutes before I hear another guard approaching the hall
>She swiftly jumps back in bed and winks at me
cont?
>>612609480
>ask me questions
Moar
Yes continue, unless you got on the floor and walked the dinosaur
go on
>>612609644
what if she did?
>>612609480
if your gonna do this story thing have it typed out before posting so we dont have to wait for evahh!
Inb4 belair
>>612609480
Yes continue you fucking faggot.
>>612609480
please tell us more about how she seduces you then stabs you in the neck with a shank
>>612609798
shut up you impatient jew,
>>612609480
more fucker
>>612609480
i demand moar!!!!! or else!
>>612610000
second quads today fuck yeah
>>612610000
checked
>The whole nightshift week went like this
>She starts making suggestions of running away together when she gets out
>Tell her it's not only breaking the law but it's also silly, she has a bf who loves her
>Appearantly he's dating his ex again
>Tell her he's a douche
>start to actually feel for her but try to man up
>Report to the Warden about my behavior and how it's unprofessional off me (it pays too fucking good to lose for something like this)
>He respects my Honesty and Honor and gives me a two week vacation
>When I get back xmas was over and the Warden asks if I got it out of my system
>Yes sir. (I know it's not the army but fuck you)
>Get back to patroling her hall
>Dayshift week
>I pass by her and smile to her
>She asks me to help her with something in her cell (she looked honestly concerned so I didn't think it was sexual)
>Get to her cell, she hands me a bag
>"Take it to the bathroom"
>Wtf? I'm not doing drug favors for this chick
>Decide to go to bathroom to check it
>Soaked wet panties, fuck me
>Take a good long sniff and 'bate
moar
>>612610114
of couse
Keep going OP
>>612610114
git moar
>>612610114
more, morre mre mOAR MOAR MOARMARMORM
Keep going mayn
>>612610114
>>612610114
>Get back on patroling
>she winks at me
>I gently adjust my dick
>She blushes and goes doing some prison shit
>Next day
>Patroling, find myself next to her cell
>Decide to look around
>Find her using the cell's toilet
>"Oh shit, sorry"
>"Don't worry" she smiles and parts her legs while on the can
>I stare at her, find this quite erotic
>*Bloop* oh fuck me she's doing n#2
>She starts laughing really hard and makes this adorably cute "excuse me"
>Do my usual patroling
moar
>>612610391
kek more
Chances of OP story been real is -1/10, still hot thoe so cont
>>612610476
Yup
>>612610391
nigga moar
>>612610391
This is going to end with somebody walking the dinosaur isn't it
>>612610543
top kek man
>>612610543
this
>>612609923
I'm waiting for a Shyamalan plot twist where it turns out he's the woman who seduced a guard and shanked him and now she's living the same events through his eyes as punishment.
>>612610543
It always does.
>>612610391
Inb4 loch ness monster
Finish story
>>612609480
What's she in prison for OP?
>>612610676
She used to walk the dinosaur
>>612610543
either that or a fkload of spaghetti
>>612610391
>Next week, nightshift
>Automatically walk to her cell
>She's awake and was waiting for me
>fuck anon, stop it right now
>I say Hi to her
>She inspects me for a moment and says
>"Pull out your dick"
>"Wtf?"
>"Do it"
>"You know I can't"
>"Don't be a pussy"
>Beeing diamonds is an understatement
>"Look, I really really really want to, but I just can't"
>"What's the big deal? S over there (cell next to hers) Gave a guard a BJ last summer, he's still working here"
>"What? Who is he?"
>"Can't tell, maybe I will if I get to" She gestures towards my dick
>Honestly considering it
>"Alright alright, be quick"
>Start zipping
>She faceplants straight onto the floor
>"What the.."
>Starts puking everywhere
Found out later she was doing some drug shit and she was moved to a Psych ward for druggies or something, never saw her again.
I have more if you are still interested?
>>612610842
uhhh
>>612610842
That's a sad af story
>>612610842
top kek
>>612610842
dat pl0t twist though. but no dinosaur, im impressed
>>612609644
Kek
>>612610842
Shit tier end but still kek'd
>>612610842
AHhhh... wat.
>>612609644
No dinosaurs
>>612609798
Will remember next time, sorry brah
>>612610676
It was Public urination, attacking police officer and doing drugs while in a holding cell (The one before you go to prison at the Police Station)
>this keeps going on for a few weeks
>one day during my day patrol I have to supervise all the inmates in her area for them to do exercise and shit
>go from cell to cell opening them up
>reach her cell
>she's hiding something under her vest
>wonder what it is
>"Anon come with me"
>whatthefuck.jpg
>decide to roll with it
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody ride the dinosoar
>>612610842
More
>>612610842
At least she hadn't started the blowjob.
>>612610842
uhhhh
>>612610842
You can't be serious...
I hope he doesn't fuck it all up because he's feeling rushed...
>>612610991
>>ride the dinosoar
Shit nigger, what are you doing with your life?
>>612610991
better ending 8/8 would bite again
>>612610391
>goes doing some prison shit
Wut. Was she just like... prisoning about n shit?
>Somehow she finds out it is my birthday, she whispers "you look good for 23." I chuckle and leave.
>Next day she is sent to solitary because of bad behavior
>think to myself i will have a look at what is going on
>talk to her
>she begs me to come into her solitary cell
>look around, nobody watching
>get in
>start caressing
>we fall onto her mattress on the floor
>smells a bit funky, but I like her natural musk
>we started making out and she took off my pants
>but then I turned on the TV
>and thats about the time she walked away from me
>nobody likes you when you're 23
>>612610991
> ride the dino..
>>612611155
Lol more
>>612610977
well one the positive side ... there was really no dinosaur or spaghetti ...
not sure if OP is a fag or not
>>612611155
Kek
You're a shit writer, OP. No male guards in female prisons. It's a fact.
>>612611223
OP is always a fag
>>612610991
>Oh
>My
>Fuck
>Dammit
>>612611223
He was a good kind of fag, since OP is allways a fag
>>612611155
>FUCK
>>612611155
check em
Question for OP,
How long have you been a raging faggot for?
>>612610842
Op is a nice guy
sure whatever op
anyone got the text from those oc stories about some fag and mexican randy around 2015-01-01?
>>612611155
>Until then, I'm just a little dog.
>Seal of wine, and I will tell you more about the 300 companies that tell service attacks.
>I am a fierce war, played the United States.
>I have only one toilet. I remember the darkness, and you want the world a new or accuracy.
>Said to find dog mess on the internet. Also a mistake.
>Now we need to delete the IP address to connect to the wisdom and the United States in order to increase flooding, where the larvae.
>If you are a storm. Killer affect young people.
>Second, where you'll find seven different ways, ass.
>Only the place, but not in all parts of the United States Navy arsenal, is spending a small man on his feet, and with the country.
>As you know, terrible revenge smart tool that you hate so you can imagine: You, you, dear obscene'm be angry, if you have a tight Rakel Germany.
>Dead exciting offensive.
>>612611434
Since I was just a wee lad
>>612611155
dat full house
nice
>>612611155
Whats My Age Again is now stuck in my head
>>612609480
Thats really sweet OP.
>>612611155
10/184 would blink
>>612611155
And that's about the time she ran away from me.
Nobody likes you when your a guard at a prison.
>>612611155
I started singing about half way through, well played.
>>612610842
Summer 2014
>This beautiful little adorable girl came in, she was 23 doing 2 years
>Druggie, She did not go through the same strict prison system because her crime was minor
>She fooled us all into thinking she was a fragile little girl
>Somebody catches her with drugs in cell
>Now we are meant to keep an eye on her
>Dayshift week, her bf comes for a visit (In the not so strict system, they get a sort of livingroom with a couch so they can have fun times)
>Me and another prison guard (female) have to inspect her after visit,
>she's pretty inexperienced, so after inspecting three prisoners with their butts parted she was feeling a bit sickly
>Fragile girl up next and guardchick excuses herself
>"Well, you brought in drugs before, bend over and cough"
>In all honestly it was really fucking hot watching this, nothing comes out
>Decide to dig in (against rules, but fuck it)
>Jam my thumb up her arse and look around
>Nothing, jam a second finger up there and look around real nice
>Nothing. i'm so fucked
>Check her vagina aswell
>In all my luck this was it, a bag full of white stuff
moar
>>612611155
ROFL, Dat blink doe! Nice one.
>>612611730
stop asking moar and just continue. We are all lurking
>>612611565
>184
>>612611862
I assume 612611526 is a Markov chain.
>>612611730
>bag of white stuff
>found in her vagina
>after sex
Congrats friend you found a skeety condom
>>612609963
Din mor er kun med kondom
>>612611730
>Warden happy with my finding
>But not so happy with how I did it
>"Lets hope she doesn't realize and report you"
>Nightshift week
>Patroling her hall
>She's asleep
>Panties on floor
>fuckme
>Open cell door "Random inspection"
>Remove her covers, she's fully nude
>Stare and enjoy
>She wakes up
>Tell her i'm inspecting and ask her to stand up against the wall with her head down
>Forbid her to dress so I can inspect clothing
>Just wanted to see her butt more
>Look around her cell without actually looking, just making it look real
>start feeling her up incase she's hiding something
>Bend over and cough
>She does as commanded
>Feel her butt up and part the cheecks
>Look up in her butt and vag
>Nothing
>Alright get back to bed
>She's crying
>Realize I didn't use gloves
>Go to bathroom, about to wash up, decide to smell fingers and 'bate first
>>612609480
Prison girl pr0n stories?
>>612611883
I meant it as a "More to come" not a "Do you want more"
>>612611953
>184
>>612612507
>184
>>612612417
Gotcha, My mistake.
>>612612152
lol
>>612611730
>>612612345
I don't think this is OP.. this guy is molesting prisoners, where as OP was afraid to get a blowie
>>612612557
>184
>>612610988
8 years for this? fuck off
Is that you, pornstache?
>>612609480
do the girls make any trouble?
do they fight each other etc?
is it a max security prison?
>>612610842
You're a scumbag.
>>612609644
>Yes continue, unless you got on the floor and walked the dinosaur
But anon, that's the best part!
>>612610114
>>start to actually feel for her but try to man up
>>Report to the Warden about my behavior and how it's unprofessional off me (it pays too fucking good to lose for something like this)
>>He respects my Honesty and Honor and gives me a two week vacation
>>When I get back xmas was over and the Warden asks if I got it out of my system
what a fucking retarded addition to your bullshit story.
>>612612742
Bringing contraband into a secure facility is pretty serious. Add that to posession of a controlled substance and resisting arrest/assaulting an officer...meh.
Piblic urination can get you on the sex offender list if you're unlucky
>>612612919
You're a retarded addition to your bullshit family
>>612612345
>Dayshift week
>Check up on her
>Listen anon, i'll blow you if you just stop inspecting me so much
>I'm not interested in Sexual favors, i'm just doing my job
>I know but If I didn't get anything through you from my bf's visit how do You think I can smuggle more in?
>Realise she has a point
>"I'll think about it"
>Later that day, a co worker tells me this bitchin fuckstory he had with one of the inmates, realize he's been fucking the prison chick next to chick in first story ever since
>Ask him how he has the balls to do it
>He gives me tips and shit and I decide to fucking do it
>Two weeks later, nightshift
>Visit fragile girl's cell
>She wakes up and looks at me
>"I have nothing"
>I smile, tell her to undress and come closer
>Too scared of aids, so I cumbucket all over her face
>Get cleaned up
>"Thank you"
>wtf? she's thanking me?
>"...For not inspecting"
>>612612382
Ait,
>Feb. 2014
>Walk into Prison's Bathroom
>Inspecting everyone
>Hear loud noises from one of the stalls
>Open it up
>Blond girl 6/10 bent in doggy facing her back to me
>Redhead 9/10 licking her puss and ass
>They look at me, scared of beeing punished
>I look at them "go on"
>Redhead licks her puss real nice, gives her a major rimjob
>Redhead gets her pussy up close to blond's and starts hammering two fingers up her butthole
>Blond reaches under herself and at redhead's puss and masturbates her
>Blondy cums
>From time to time they would look back at me
>Readhead puts her back against the wall while blondy goes under her and licks her pussy real nice
>Redhead cums and squirts all over blondy's face
>I smile, "have a shower girls"
>>612612345
confirmed fake
you wouldnt be able to strip search member of opposite sex
>>612613246
>>Get cleaned up
>>"Thank you"
>>wtf? she's thanking me?
...
>"Everything went better than inspecting"
>>612612643
Not molesting persei, kinda just taking advantage, Warden asked me to push away the Boyscout act and be a Prison guard
>>612612800
Well, i'm usually the "Likeable" prisonguard so they don't give me too much trouble, but they occasionaly try to get me to hide their stashes or smuggle something in
They fight ALOT, and I mean over everything, a Girl almost shived another one for using a toothbrush with pink color because she wanted one.
It's not Max security no, it's a Medium one, we take in Minimals aswell.
>>612613516
>>612613677
What about what this guy asked?
>>612613628
kek
