It's taken me forever to figure out how to post here but let me speak for every one on tumblr. FUCK OFF.

Ignoring your problems won't make them go away

>>612503867
Dan, is that you?

So there's something on Omegle other than kik spam now?

>>612504127
I'M NOT FUCKING DAN AND NONE OF US ARE.

Hey Dan. How r u Dan

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>>612504353

Want to buy some pegs Dan?

>>612504331
Yeah apparently you people think it's funny to raid a place where we go to each other for help.

>>612503205
Dan, holy shit.. never thought I'd see you again!

Hi I'm Dan

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>>612504773

>>612504773
Because it is, you piece of shit!

>>612504353
Someone is has to be Dan. We thought it was you, is it?

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

>>612504982
No it's fucking not.

Dan is ruler of the internet

>>612504773
It's ok, bby, just gimme summa dat cawk

Oh shit, we doin a dan raid now?

>>612505360
Learn to spell dumb ass

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I'm dirty Dan

waddup dan, hows life?

>>612505517
KeK

>>612503205
Tumblr is like the internet equivalent of the French except that the French realize that they are weak and just run away

Am I dan?

>>612503205
War?
Wait is 4chan going to war?
Why the fuck wasn't i told earlier? Just give my some time to pack my gore and i'll be ready.
Woooooohooooooo. We goin to war again. God knows we need to.

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>>612503205
>>612503867

>>612505509
Dan? Is that you?

What is this raid? I wanna help

>>612505796
You're obviously an inbred fucking monkey if you think gore will help you

>>612503205
We missed you Dan! <3

>>612506102
Go on omegle chat and make tumblr your interest and tell everyone you're Dan

>>612506119
It helped us win the battle of independence day.
Oh fuck! That reminds me:
Are we brining /pol/ along for this one too?

>>612506119
> inbred fucking monkey
topkek

>>612506526
What the fuck is /pol/

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>>612506393
Already on it

Which one of you said you were vince?
God damn it. I don't want to talk to you faggots, i want to trigger some land whales.

>>612506771
The political board of 4chan? This site isn't just /b/.
Pol isn't mostly just a containment board, but they have their uses

>>612506779
Will you stop that already.. there's people that go on there that are on the verge of suicide and you're making it worse.. have a heart jfc

>>612503867
>>612503205

I'm sincerely sorry about everything we've done on omegle to you guys. I know the feeling: You specify particular interests on your favorite anonymous chat site which are near and dear to you and a group of unruly rapscallions try to ruin that.

Who do we think we are - Disturbing the tumblr division of the omegle community? Why can't we just chat with random strangers on omegle about our blogs without being interrupted by some rowdy troublemakers?

Speaking on the behalf of everyone on this site, I sincerely hope you and everyone you love don't die in car accidents.

Thanks.

>>612507063
You must be new here

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I dont like omegal, I havn't even started getting weird and people already bitching out.

>>612506972
I never go on here so I don't know anything about this site. But sure. Fuck it. Bring them with.

I am Dan from danmark

>>612506779
I'm with you /b/ro
make a thread

Gr8 b8 OP

>>612507063
Suicide is natural selection doing it's thing. Everyone has suicidal thoughts. Some just are too beta to deal with them.

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>>612507063
>Will you stop that already.. there's people that go on there that are on the verge of suicide and you're making it worse.. have a heart jfc
Hmmmmmm.....
I see.
Counter argument: fuck you, I'm spider man

>>612503205
ITT: 4chan raiding itself

>>612507225
Oh. Your one of the tumblr land whales. I'm sorry I wasn't asking you.
Any /b/ros wanna tell me if we should invite /pol/ for the tumblr war?

>>612507477
dubs don't lie

>>612503205
i guess it is omegle time

dan the man stan
wololo

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Fucking yes

>>612507762
Invite /pol/

>>612507762
stupid nigger u ruined my change to get a 50$ steam wallet

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>>612507762
Go get ur 50 bucks asshole

>>612507983
Aw yeah.
All right boys, i'll be back.
But before I go: any other boards we should invite

>>612507762
Fuck u nigger that $50 was mine

>>612508058
Cry about it faggot

>>612504773
>for help
U wot m8?

>>612507477
Checkmate. Anon speaks the truth
I struggle with persistent depression disorder and suicidal thoughts. Still living cause I got real clinical help. Not fucking bullshit "help" on tumblr

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weve been sitting like this for 5 minutes.

>>612507762
Way to go Dan

>>612503205
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>612507762
nigger

>>612508251

>>612505504
I laughed way more at that than I should've.

>>612508286
Emotional help.

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>>612503205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBigAj-r_yo

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>>612507964
That rooster's wattle remindes me of this chicks cunt

>>612507063
Lets see how many people we can make kill themselves
Ya know? I wonder who has the highscore
Im shooting for like 10

>>612504353
of course, dan would never fuck landwhales like you

>>612503205
I am so happy that's a real tumblr. Just had a good wank.

>>612508223
>>612508202
>>612508058
What's this about 50$?

>>612508544
See
>>612508294

>>612508681
>>612508225 would've gotten a free $50 stream card in a roll thread

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>>612508544
>Emotional help.
On omegle. Being suicidal is one thing. Expecting help for that from omegle means you have bigger problems than that.

>>612509170
Oh well.
Sorry about that guys.
But I cant claim it either, right?

>>612509010
Well some of us don't have the strength to tell our parents that we need help because they usually don't take it seriously and we're left with our thoughts to fester.

>>612504919
>9 years old
>Dick game

>>612507319
Totally just bumped into you. And didn't even realise. Nice trolling /b/ro

>>612509609
For not being able to tell your parents you guys sure do piss and moan a lot.

>>612507762
nigger

>>612509609
Get your own help. There are plenty of youth centres dedicated to helping people in those situations.

>>612510170
youth centers don't properly support otherkin!

>>612510170
Or you could just leave us alone

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OP is a nigger

>>612510441
Give in. You won't.

>>612510858
Shut up

>>612511052
top class m8

>>612511052
Make me.

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He's the man.
Dan the Man.
For the faggot who requested I post on thread.

>>612512572
confirmed

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>>612506119
If I were any more inbred i'd be a sammie

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>>612512732
Got a new one.

>>612513109
thank you for the new background

>>612508204
/lgbt/

>>612504773
Is this Dan?

>>612513368
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

http://logs.omegle.com/7c5c8c9

>>612513174
You're welcome.

Can we try another common interest? I'll be using feminism from now on, post results

triggers

depression

homestuck
YES. HOMESTUCK. I'M GOING THERE

>>612513888
TRIPS CONFIRM

holy shit and 2 of my recommendations came up dubs
this is a sign from 4god

>>612514022
This. Maybe we can make some an heros out of the fucking landwhales

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Dirty Dan signing in.

>>612503205
tumblr fags?

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>>612503205

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Part one

>>612513888
There's not enough people using the same interest to make it work

>>612514539
The shitty crop makes it

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>>612515132
Pardon me. T'was a mistake.
Part 2.

>>612503205
>>612503867
samefag pretending to be from tumblr to get a popular thread on /b/

I don't know why faggots pretend to be retarded just to make a thread and have everyone tell them how retarded they are.

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>>612515351
Final part.
Who wants to fuck with this person's tumblr?

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:P

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>>612505517

ive been looking for someone anyone know a dan?

Ah yes. Land whales

you guys can keep tumblr, i'm fucking ROLLING in all the clueless souls in depression tag land

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example:

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we chased them all out

>>612516954

that was me :^(

>>612517147
Prove it.

>>612517359

That happend roughly 3-5 minutes ago.

Greetings from tumblr, will you brain dead wastes of life please fuck off. This isn't funny anymore. We are tired of your where's dan shit. You want another war? You fucking got one.

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>>612503205
You're shitting where you eat, stop faggot...

>>612508565
fake

>>612510354
Because they don't support things that don't exist.

>>612517520
We're still waiting.

>>612517501
Screenshot or GTFO

>>612518189

Can I go through my omegle history somehow?

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kek

>>612518290
Yes

>>612518533

Iif you told me I could find it for you.

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We were literally trolling each other.

I tip my fedora to you, anon- wherever you are.
tl;dr trolls trolling each other

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horrible or hilarious? you decide /b/

You who was the fag who claimed to be dual majoring in electrical engineering and neuroscience?
Because well done. I thought you were the land whale and i had got you. But nope both of us were fags.

For some reason my image wont upload.
here's the log

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: Hiii!!!
Stranger: hey!!!!!
You: You're not one of those 4chan jerks are you?
Stranger: nah lmao
Stranger: the Dan thing??
You: Yeah.
Stranger: what's that even about omg
You: I'm getting so triggered by their bullshit.
You: I have no idea.
You: I think they're trying to find a girl who has had traumatic memories with a guy named Dan.
Stranger: ah really :/
You: And they're trying to trigger her and make her commit suicide or some other stupid 4chan thing.
Stranger: and wth really ??
You: That's just what I heard.
You: Someone signal boosted it. They forgot to tag their triggers though.
Stranger: that's so stupid god they're so annoying holy
You: Yeah it's like they don't have anything better to do but to rape innocent people with their words.
Stranger: hm some of the stuff they've said tho is so harsh gosh I couldn't even believe that someone could actually say something so dumb jfc
You: What do you mean? what have they said to you..?
Stranger: just making racial jokes and stuff idk
You: Ugh tbh i'm glad they're all stuck in their moms basements so they dont reproduce.
Stranger: true tbh AHHA
You: Anyways I gotta go
You: It's about time to nig out with those chimps in Baltimore.
Stranger: what
You: :)
You have disconnected.

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good job

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Holy fuck this is making me laugh. Small pieces of old /b/ brings tears of pride to my eye

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>>612519477
any infos on this?
is this story real or photoshopped ??

> i can`t tell

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>>612503205
>thinking you have any power here
topkek

>>You: hey dan you sexy man
You: ;)
You: My name is dan
Stranger: Im a girl
Stranger: Your name isn't dan
Stranger: I'm not an idiot
You: ASLDFJKASFKJSADf I'm going to finger my ass okay?
You: encourage me
You: DO IT
Stranger: K cool I don't care
You: omg....
You: you're really not dan?
Stranger: No

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>>612503205
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: Hello
Stranger: wa
Stranger: wat
Stranger: was that first mesage
You: "Hello"?
Stranger: oh nevermind
You: umm ok haha
You: so where are you from?
Stranger: this is weird
You: what?
Stranger: i think there is a problem
Stranger: im scared
You: why?
Stranger: i am no sex offender
You: what are you talking about?
Stranger: im from belgium btw
You: ok
Stranger: i think u cant see it
You: what
Stranger: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger can not see this message.]
You: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that you are a faggot. The Stranger sent this message, you are so fucking stupid]
Stranger: this was the first message
Stranger: u have no life
Stranger: freak
You: more than yours
You: I am Dan
Stranger: this is considered rape

>this is considered rape

>>612515646
Because they can't troll in an intelligent way. They have to "hurr im from tumblr".

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>>612503205
>falling for such low quality bait
y-you guys are are being ironic right?

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hahahahah

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>>612520558
holy shit... big kek

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>>612520564
topkek

Listen up faglords. Change your interests to MLP and Tumblr

MLP and Tumblr it is

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>>612507866
Is Dan the man Stan from Pakistan?

I'm on a shitty phone, I can't post pics

Here's the log:
http://logs.omegle.com/ccee463

>>612523182
faggot stole my copy

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>>612503205

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>>612508562
This

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Part 1

>>612519234
Hilarious/10

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>>612524639
2

>>612524138
That was really stupid

>>612524639
Nigga be molestin

You guys want to know what you can suck?

> DEEZ NUTS.

>>612522223
>one off of quints
must feel bad

Anyone wanna go fuck up the furry section?

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Guys

>>612526420
:) evil grin

' u '

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>>612526420
Yusing Intensifies

There's more of us than there are tumblr fags

>>612528138

ive noticed that lol

>>612524937
It's about to get stupider
http://logs.omegle.com/d803f8b

Us at Nuclear-ib.com have your back also 4chan. The tumblr fucks won't win.

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>>612528858
that's neat and all, but [spoiler]literally who[/spoiler]

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You're making me so hot, I could melt steel beams.

>>612529113
A smaller chan. We got deep roots within 4c so we always help out in raids. And wars.

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Just happend

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here you go /b/rother :D

>>612530510
gg, r.i.p. in peace.

>>612503205
Steely Dan, is that you?

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Needs quads

>>612530808
likewise :D

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>>612503205

All this ironic baiting and trolling, porn and completely irrelevant threads like facetime circus clowns.

How do you people do this everyday? Is this your entertainment? I just don't understand.

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>>612531306

"Want a war you got one" You can't wage war on 4chan

>>612505517
No, you can be pinhead larry

Tried to find a single person from /b/ on the video chat but couldn't do it

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Lel depression

>>612533438
continue...

>>612533438
ask for tits

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>>612505517

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>>612506771
Newfag

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Kek

>>612535181
Hahaha

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Faggots.

>>612535378
Wow my captcha was ebait lol

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>>612503205
>>612503867
>>612504353
cringe thread?

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Tried this angle again
(cont.)

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>>612536149
I think she accepted defeat pretty well for a tumblrette