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ITT: /b/ writes a suicide note.

The rules are:

>1 word per post.

>First dubs with a picture of a person/character determines who finds it.

>Post ending in an adjacent number pair (i.e. 12, 23, 34, etc) decides the weapon/method of suicide (with a picture of said weapon/method).

>Whoever gets trips first is the person committing suicide (as in the actual poster is the one who dies).

>Don't fucking type the person's/weapon's/method's name in your post because it disrupts the flow of the suicide note. Post a fucking picture if you want to roll for it.
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I'll start:

Dear
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niggers
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the
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>>612474281
potatoes
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hate
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Clownshit
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The
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niggers
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With
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dismember
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niggers
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And
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anus
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.However,
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because
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niggers
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cock
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kill
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>>612473776
faith
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supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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remember
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dont
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Hitler
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swallow
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love
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Spaghetti
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did
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curbstomp
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honey
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Love
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tuesday
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suck
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Wednesday
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dindunuffin
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'nother
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What's with all this suicide today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX5YiH4VM48
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fukbois
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friedtaters
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dogging
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>>612475111
Rip in peace anon
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cunt
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eviscerate
>also can we get a summary of the note so far?
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>>612475157
what
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so
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>>612475111
enjoy your death.
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stanley
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DINKLEBERG
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yours
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steel
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guacamole
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cent
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hungry
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wanking
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and
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Abusive.
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groping
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beams
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>>612475350

I've taken the liberty of adding punctuation.

>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit the niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so
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diahhrea
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>>612475350
Dear niggers,

The faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, remember dont Hitler swallow. Love spaghetti did curbstomp. Honey, love tuesday. Suck wednesday. Dindunuffin 'nother fukbois. Friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so stanely. DINKLEBERG yours steel guacamole faggot cent hungry wanking and Abusive.

>I added some puncuation, thought it was fitting.
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delicious
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Dragons
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deliciouss
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>>612473776
nihilistic
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eat
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>>612475712
penatrating
>brilliant wonder who'll pick it up
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children
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Poop
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shit
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Rothschild
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>>612473776
technically-this-is-all-one-word-so-fuck-you
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porn
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insert
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OP
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furthermore
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Chris
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>>612476089
clever
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hanson
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>>612476089
no it´s not so fuck you
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SATAN
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Rothschilds-ate-humans
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McNuggies
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imdead
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like
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are
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Bomb
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normies
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InLibrary
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D A N K
A
N
K
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>>612475955
you could've decided faggot.

>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so Stanley Dinkleberg yours steel guacamole faggot cent. Hungry wanking and abusive groping beams. Diahhrea, delicious dragons, delicious nihilistic eat penetrating children; poop shit.
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мудак
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masturbating ((we need more verbs))
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WHAT!
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BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
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fap
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M E M E S
E
M
E
S
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>>612476430
todgers
>sry, i'll include pics for each post incase dubs
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Bomb.com
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your
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InTheLibrary
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wife
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>>612476430
Thats a level of dank that would bring a tear to the eye of eb white
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enjoy
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cucked
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dick
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through
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Welcome to 4chan::) I=Is this how you post forums?
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slapping
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her
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Shat
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so
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dindunuffin
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with
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around
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For the record I'm neglecting to use posts with more than one word, regardless if hyphens are used.

>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so Stanley Dinkleberg yours steel guacamole faggot cent. Hungry wanking and abusive groping beams. Diahhrea, delicious dragons, delicious nihilistic eat penetrating children; poop shit. Rothschild porn insert OP, furthermore Chris clever hanson. Satan McNuggies, like are bomb normies. Dank мудак masturbating, WHAT?! Fap memes todgers bomb.com your wife.
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fuck
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Fuck-me-silly
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you
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>>612473776
memes
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jailbait
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Myself
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Twenty
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colossal
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memes
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sandwich
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Kms
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check my trips niggers
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reflected on life
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captcha
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prick
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pretty
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>>612477264
>Chris clever hanson
Glorious/10
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pepe
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pussy
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zionists
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>>612477264
Such poetry such as my suicide note will be the best poetry ever writin and if I am a nigger in hevan then that will be my true hell.
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my
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DINOSAURS
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cheeseburger
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hate
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god
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checkem
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gentleman
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>>612473776
Pepeconomy
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Handegg
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melted
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Glass
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I
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gore
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spaaaaace
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kungfu
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heretic
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installgentoo
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Fondle
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whatever
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kawaii
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halflife3
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>>612476420
>420
>Keked
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Goodbye
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>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so Stanley Dinkleberg yours steel guacamole faggot cent. Hungry wanking and abusive groping beams. Diahhrea, delicious dragons, delicious nihilistic eat penetrating children; poop shit. Rothschild porn insert OP, furthermore Chris clever hanson. Satan McNuggies, like are bomb normies. Dank мудак masturbating, WHAT?! Fap memes todgers bomb.com your wife. Enjoy cucked dick through slapping her shat so dindunuffin with around. Fuck you memes, jailbait myself twenty colossal memes. Sandwich kms captcha prick pretty pepe pussy. Zionists, my dinosaurs cheeseburger hate god. Checkem gentleman. Pepeconomy handegg melted.
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With
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Well eventually this suicide note is going to have to end.
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>>612478129
Sincerely
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JUST
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puppies
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wolfdog
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HedgehogSonic
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If
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>>612473776
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stupid
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Allah

>>612478057
>prick pretty pepe pussy
kek my fucking sides
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>>612476420
lelicopter
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the
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FUCK
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>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so Stanley Dinkleberg yours steel guacamole faggot cent. Hungry wanking and abusive groping beams. Diahhrea, delicious dragons, delicious nihilistic eat penetrating children; poop shit. Rothschild porn insert OP, furthermore Chris clever hanson. Satan McNuggies, like are bomb normies. Dank мудак masturbating, WHAT?! Fap memes todgers bomb.com your wife. Enjoy cucked dick through slapping her shat so dindunuffin with around. Fuck you memes, jailbait myself twenty colossal memes. Sandwich kms captcha prick pretty pepe pussy. Zionists, my dinosaurs cheeseburger hate god. Checkem gentleman. Pepeconomy handegg melted. Glass I gore spaaaaace. Kungfu heretic installgentoo, fondle whatever kawaii halflife3. Goodbye mitchmuder with sincerely just puppies. Wolfdog, if the stupid Allah

still need someone to find it faggots.

>>6124781290
We'll make it the last 20 words after this post
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cucked
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>>612478710
oops, meant >>612478129
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Me
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only pics now pls
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love,
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Captcha:
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cumshot
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Rapist
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DeGrasse
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>>612478901
shut up faggot i said 20 more words.
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>>612479000
dis bitch iz dead
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fondeling
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loves
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>>612479141
KEK! ahahaha jajajaj lolol
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dance
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>>612479290
someone already got trips.
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Niggers
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10 words left
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tacos
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Therefore
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we
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AJDHOsw2l3
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Skeetskeet
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munch
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Euthanised
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>

dubs + pic decides who's suicide note it is
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So,
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>>612479713
Rolling for this pic
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Pandas
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Like
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men
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>>612479866
Winrar. Aaron Hernandez uses this note for his suicide :D
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>>612479904
1 more word so it makes sense.
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Penis
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>>612480076
fantastic.

>Dear niggers, the faggot potatoes hate clownshit. The niggers with dismember niggers and anus. However, because niggers cock kill faith, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Remember, don't Hitler swallow love spaghetti, did curbstomp honey. Love Tuesday, suck Wednesday. Dindunuffin. 'nother fukbois friedtaters dogging. Cunt eviscerate what so Stanley Dinkleberg yours steel guacamole faggot cent. Hungry wanking and abusive groping beams. Diahhrea, delicious dragons, delicious nihilistic eat penetrating children; poop shit. Rothschild porn insert OP, furthermore Chris clever hanson. Satan McNuggies, like are bomb normies. Dank мудак masturbating, WHAT?! Fap memes todgers bomb.com your wife. Enjoy cucked dick through slapping her shat so dindunuffin with around. Fuck you memes, jailbait myself twenty colossal memes. Sandwich kms captcha prick pretty pepe pussy. Zionists, my dinosaurs cheeseburger hate god. Checkem gentleman. Pepeconomy handegg melted. Glass I gore spaaaaace. Kungfu heretic installgentoo, fondle whatever kawaii halflife3. Goodbye mitchmuder with sincerely just puppies. Wolfdog, if the stupid Allah the fuck cucked me, love captcha. Cumshot rapist DeGrasse fondling loves dance niggers tacos. Therefore, we skeetskeet munch euthanised so pandas like men.

Ok just need someone to find it now.
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>>612480366
winrar
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>>612480206
>>612479866
There was a winrar.
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Someone please us this
>>612480206
to make one of these
>>612479661
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Just remembered, we also need a weapon or method of suicide.
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>>612480366
Winrar
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Post ending with adjacent number decides suicide method. Doesn't need to be a picture anymore since the note is finished.
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>>612480831
Death by penis
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>>612481082
Death by dildo stoning.
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>>612481293
roll for self-inflicted dildo stoning.
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Sucking dicks to death
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