Whats black?

Niggers.

So a black man walks into a bar.
Nigger

How many Jews can you fit in a Cadillac? 257, 5 in the seats 4 in the trunk and the rest in the ashtray.

jew walks into a bar

joke, it was a gas chamber

>>612472770
How to stop niggers hanging around the front of your house?
Start hanging them around the back.

I´m not racist, racism is a crime and cime is for black people

What do you call a black jew ... over cooked

Whats the differens between a pizza and a jew ... a pizza dosn´t scream in the oven

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? oh they just beat the room for being black

So we have a bunch of autists and a 70 year old man...

COMEDIC GOLD SO FAR GENTS.

What do you call 20 Nigger in a barn?

Antique farm equipment

The only thing long and black, is the line at welfare office.

Niggers didn't think "hanging out" was cool in the 1950's

Fenomenon when a black guy dies is called niggor mortis

Ever hear about the black kid with diarrhea?

He thought he was melting

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Whats the deal with black people?!

They're not black, and they're certainly not people!

When a crowd white people yell at a camera its a peaceful protest.


When niggers yell at a a camera they're filming the music video to "muh dick n muh hood, remix featuring Bix Nood and MC Velcrohead"

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>>612472770
How das a pedophile jew get the children into the unsuspecting van ?
*hey kid wanna BUY some candy ?

How do you starve an Indian? His his welfare check under his work boots.

My humor is so dark he picks cotton

How do ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They put flowers on their grave

>>612474411
not funny, waste of double dubs

I don't mind Indians as telemarketers or cheap over the phone computer help.

It means at least one of them isn't outside stinking the neighborhood up

>>612474395
So, what DO they do after sex?

>>612474720
Cry from the pepperspray

>>612473259
>jews
>race

>>612472770
What's the whitest thing about a black guy?

His owner

>>612472770
Maybe not about racism but irony with racism:

"Racism is like black people, it shouldn't exist".

>>612474948
This one's good, I approve.

>>612474902
what is a jew?

>>612474411
ok, that one made me laugh so hard that i almost invade Poland

>>612474616
Only good one in the whole thread so far

>>612472770
how do you know if a black womans pregnant?
when the tampon is removed the cotton is gone.

>>612474902
JIDF detected

what do you call a nigger who cant run fast?

in jail

>>612474998
"Racism is like jews,I had to be exterminated in the WW II"

>>612474282
I read this in Seinfeld's voice and it was 10x funnier

>>612475250
that one
>>612474411
was also not bad

and:
how do muslims have sex ?
piece by piece

why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war??

because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing

>>612472770
How many niggers does it take to start a riot?
-1

>>612473998
>Fenomenon

kekd

>>612472770
Your mom

>>612475408
No no no, you've got it the wrong way around, chucklefuck. The jews want to be a race because it makes antisemitism less legitimate. The JIDF is probably in support of such a confusion.

a black man walks out of a college commencement ceremony

how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?

9 months

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Not really racist but here you go.

What is the difference between a black person and a bench?

Bench can support a family of five.

>>612474902
>>612475408
Time to light the oven

come on guys once you've heard Juan racist joke, you've heard Jamal

>>612472770
I love black people

Muslims are great party goers apparently.

I hear they're the bomb

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>>612475647

Why don't blacks like country music?
Ho'down usually means their sister's been shot

after a long day at work, i was walking home, and i saw a black man in a hoodie carrying a television. He was approaching me on the sidewalk but as soon as he noticed me he promptly crossed the street. It was rather suspicious, and although i couldnt say for sure it kinda looked like the one i had at home. So i rushed back to my house, and was glad to find mine was still at home shining my shoes.

why do jews have huge noses? because air is free

Two black kids jump off a building. Which one lands first?

Who cares?

>>612473259
Thats like the worst version of that joke.

"How many jews can you fit into a Mercedes SL? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and none in the ashtrey because the holocaust never happened."

>>612472770

what do you call 5 black people having sex?

>a threesome

>>612472770
What's the worst part about being a black Jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.

>>612475777
No one tells this right, It's "have a shit"
How long does it take a black woman to have a shit?

A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. who's driving?


A cop!

>>612472770
A kike, a muslim, and a nigger all decided to jump off a cliff for a race to the bottom. Who wins?

Society.

>>612475607
That one was terrible. The grammatical errors and faggot anime avatar didnt help either

Did you hear about the 9 year old African nigglet?

He was going through a mid-life crisis

>>612475752
No, they want to be a religion in order to cover up the fact that they're all massive racists.

How do you stop a nigger from going out at night?

Pour on more gasoline

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>>612476108
You magnificent bastard.

Owner joke here. Posting another.
How does a black woman stop crime?

Abortion.

Not that racist
How do you stop a black man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

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How do you get a jewish girls number?
>pull up her sleeve

How was the copper wire invented?
>two jews fighting over a penny

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.

>>612476262
Lost

What do Ethiopian children get for their first birthday?

Flowers on their graves.

>>612474720
10 years

>>612473953
topkek

>>612474902
Hebrew then.

What do you call 64 white people?

A full-blooded Indian.

What do you call a decapitated kike?

Nobody nose

>>612476275
They ARE a religion and that's why they need to be wiped out.

>>612476393
Don't get the first one.

>>612474774
butterrated toast

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>>612476354
what do you call a black woman that has had at least 3 abortions? A crime-fighter.

What did the jew say after getting the cheapest circumcision he could find?

>i feel ripped off

>>612473651
Wouldn't a black jew be not cooked enough?

How long does it take for a nigger woman to take a shit?

9 months.

>>612472770
>most racist joke you know?
eedindunuffin

>>612474425
>wut
I take it you are a butthurt paki.

>10 guys are chasing a paki down an alley and are seen by a wandering shop keeper.
>The cops come by after the paki is beaten and reports he's been assaulted. He tells the cops that the shop owner saw everything. The cops ask the shopkeeper why he didn't help.
>He replies, "Well, I thought 10 was enough."

Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?

They're easier to spot!

We've had a few niggers in the family tree.

In fact, they're still hanging there.

>>612475087
>being this new

How do you starve a nigger to death?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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>>612476734
Pull up her sleeve, as in getting her holohoax number, you dumb faggot.

>>612472770
A man working at lowes in the appliances department goes to a well dressed man looking at gas oven. He asks the man if he needs assistance and the man responds asking "How many racks does this come with?" the clerk responds saying "That one has only two." the customer is silent for a moment before saying: "Thankyou, thats all for now... Also I hate niggers."

*Duh-dun... Tsshhhhh....*

What do you call a nigger with the shit kicked out of him?

Clear

She-boon seducing 101

1. Wave a baggie of crack around
2. Get niggeraids

Why dont jews play sports?
They still get nervous when coach tells them to hit the showers.

A jew has a boner and walks into a wall, what happens.
he breaks his nose

How do you keep nigger babies from jumping on the bed.
put velcro on the ceiling.

How do you get them down?
give a bunch of spic spawn baseball bats and tell them there's candy inside.

What do you call a Mexican without a car?

Joaquin

Why is the indian soccer team so bad?
Everytime they get a corner they set up a 7 11

>>612477062
O

Why are niggers noses so big and flat? God had to stomp on the back of their heads to rip their tails out.

>>612477052
but niggers love work boots. they dont actually work but timberlands with baggy sweat pants is G as fuck.

They sell work boots at that nigger shoe store footlocker. like any working man is going to need new working boots and go to footlocker for them. fucking niggers

Why did God give niggers big dicks?

He felt bad for putting pubes on their heads

>>612476081
Kek

What's covered in filth, stinks like shit and everybody hate?
Ye. A nigger.

>>612477818
Hail Hitler

>>612475487
Hey Injail, how you doin' my brother!?

I guess that could pass as a nigger name though, considering how retarded their names usually are.

How to kill twenty flies on one strike?

Stomp on a Somalian kids face.

>>612476081
It took me a minute to get...kek.

>>612476081
3/5ths compromise joke?

>>>612477777

nice, now how about some good male chauvinist jokes?

Whats the difference between black people and <insert thing you like here>? I dont fucking hate <thing you like>!

>>612476604
Took me a few seconds. I like it.

Captcha: Stool

Two niggers were walking down the street when they say a sign outside an odd building that said, "Be White: 99 cents!"

The first nigger said to the second, "Damn muhfucka, I's only be dun got me dat 98 cent niggah!"

The second replied, "S'all good my brotha, I got dat dollar. I be go all up in dere and get turnt white. Den when I be out I give you dat penny and you can be white too."

The second nigger goes into the building which, shortly thereafter, begins to rumble and shake while bright lights burst through the windows...then as suddenly as it began it was over.

The man walked out of the building wearing a silk button down shirt, pressed slacks, and shined leather shoes.....and skin of the purest white.

His friend shambled up to him with his hands out and said, "Yo homie let me get dat change muhfucka!"

The white man replied, "Why don't you get a job you fucking nigger!"

>>612477936
nigger

>>612477936
NIGGER!!!


ALSO...

Whats the difference between niggers and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

What happens when a nigger falls on a pile of shit? The shit gets bigger

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>>612473953
Black bodies swinging in the southern breeze.....
inb4 captcha : oldme

>>612476524
holy shit

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ‘Get the fuck out of here

Research says that about 73% of niggers do sex in the shower, the restant 27% are not in prison

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What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!

>>612472770
America.

guys this isn't ok. My best friend in the whole world was black. Right before my dad sold him

>>612473237
alternatively,
A black guy walks into a bar.
Bartender says "get the fuck out nigger!"
He does, and doesn't come back.

i hid the jews during wwii
they were behind the shampoo

I actually went to Germany a few years ago and picked up quite a few Jewish chicks. I'm lucky I brought my broom and dustpan

I've seen a lot more muslim people in the community lately.

Yeah i hear the Muslim population has really been blowing up

A nigger walks into a bar.
He robs the place at gun point, gets shot, and causes niggers world wide to chimp out and go on a riot.


A Jew walks into a bar.
Doesn't like the way the bartender looks, sues the place for racial abuse, wins the case and gets paid.

A Chinese guy walks into a bar.
He goes to work for less than minimum wage.


A fag walks into a bar.
Excuse me, I mean he backs into a bar.

difference between a bucket with shit and a nigger? The bucket!

What's the difference between a nigger and a letter?
You can send the letter back where it came from!

>>612472770
Why do Jews watch porn in reverse?
>caus it looks like the hooker is giving the money back
Why did the Jews walk the desert for 40 years?
>caus they heard someone dropped a dollar

>>612479146
I don't really get the part about the gay guy.

>>612476856
I see what you did there

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>>612473651

Whats long and black?
>The unemployment line

What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
>Unemployed

Why are mexicans so fast?
>Cause their favorite sport is cross country

What do you call a white person playing with fire?
>Firecracker

What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
>NBA

What do you call a bunch of black people on a bench?
>RTA

What do you call a mexican being baptized?
>Bean Dip

>>612479561
A bar may also be a cylindrical object. Aka a dick.

An Englishman, a Welshman and a Pakistani man were waiting in the maternity ward at the local hospital. A nurse comes out and says "I'm sorry, but there's a been a mix-up and we don't know which baby belongs to who. Can one of you could come in and see if you can help?" The Englishman stands up and says that he'll help. He walks into the ward and, a 5 minutes later, he walks out with what is obviously a Pakistani baby. The pakistani man stands up and yells "What do you think you're doing?" And the Englishman said "Look, one of those babies in there is Welsh, and I'm not taking any chances."

>>612480207
Alright, I was thinking in terms of a gay bar and got lost in thought.

>>612475719
Kek

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>>612480685
You might be a faggot

>>612473487
You told that backwards tard

I painted my computer black because I thought it would run faster

>>612481262
Instead, it does not work now

>>612472770
Have you heard about India's newest space achievement? First woman to be raped in space.

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>>612476081
Kek.

>>612472770
What do you say if you see a smile and a TV floating in the dark?

DROP IT, NIGGER!

>>612476967
Holy shit

>>612475408
Member of the Judean People's Front detected.

>>612472770
What does a black man get after having sex with a white woman?
a 10 year prison sentence

A paki, jew and a brit are on a plane. A steward runs down the isle claiming the plane is leaking fuel and needs to lose weight. The jew takes out a gold and throws it out, much to the shock of the passengers and crew. He says "Don't worry, I have millions back at home." The pakistani throws out his knockoff adidas bag full of goat skins. "Don't worry, I have loads more in my country." The brit contemplates what to throw, snaps his fingers and kicks the paki and the jew out of the plane. The steward asks why he kicked out the paki. The brit says "I got loads more in my country." He is then asked why he kicked the jew. He replies, "He lied" and showed the jew's gold bar under his seat."

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>>612474774
Kek.

My Badass Granny used to say this when she was frustrated. 'Fuck a duck, screw a guinea, Niggers ass ain't worth a penny.

>>612472770
civil rights

>>612472932

I don't get it

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>>612481956
People's front of Judea
>Fucking Judean people's front.

Where could the highest concentration of jews be found in 1943?

In the atmosphere.

>>612475408
Sandnigger lover detected

>>612475940
kek'd heartily

Why do niggers only have nightmares....
We killed the last one that had a dream

Why don't you run over a Mexican on a bike...
It might be your bike
Why don't you hit a Nigger on a bike....
Might be your nigger

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What's the 1st birthday gift Ethiopian kids get when they're 1 year old?
>Their grave.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food?
>They neither.

What's funnier than 7 black babies in 7 trash cans?
> 1 baby in 7 cans

Why do lions lick their ass....
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

>>612483942
>Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food?
>Neither have they/Them neither.
Learn to English, fool.

>>612475087
a miserable pile of shekels

>>612473651
> Whats the differens between a pizza and a jew ...
The cooking time

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>>612484322
>Learn to English, fool.
lelele y u so grammerino nazi xdxd