take a picture and post it on b asking "wat do?"

>>612460516
>marvel at my upgraded oven

insert broom handle and sweep floor.

put those boots away.

Turn 360 degrees and walk out

>>612460516
Obviously fuck her right on the pussy

>>612460516
slap that bitch she should of been making me a sandwich not shiting on my floor bitch needs to level the fuck up

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put it in the oven

>>612460724
>Turn 360 degrees

>>612460516
quit fuckin around and make me a sandwitch

Kick in taco

>k.o
>fucking
>gutting
>stuffing
>put in oven
>enjoy

>>612460724
hahshaha you fuking dumbass you need walk 180 degrees!

>>612460836
>not getting the oldest joke

>>612460516
Tell her to put the skirt back on and hand her the directions on how to make a steak.

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Cola room?

her pussy looks like it was shot by a gun

>>612460939
b8

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>>612460906
heres your sand witch

>>612460836
b8

I would wonder who was standing all the way to the left

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>>612460777

>>612460836
>>612460939
there is always one

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>>612460836
>>612460939

>>612460836
green text cant hide newfags

>>612460516
Simultaneously piss and shit myself, then star crying, because I'm not in my room with the door sealed. (I piss in bottles, have a bucket for shit, and a door flap for meals/ leaving my piss and shit out for my stepmom to collect)

>>612461011
This

>>612460516
Say "she did it haha the absolute madman

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Stop.

stomp her head in

>>612460516
>spread her legs
>pull pants up over her ass
>jam cock in pussy
>pound till am cum
>fill womb thoroughly

>>612460939
newfag detected

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>>612460516

>>612460516
Grab her by the foot and give her a spin.

Toe suck....remove sweats...give best oral she ever had.....probably the only oral....gotta hurry before parents return!

>>612462372
or are you the newfag?

Ask her how the fuck she got in my house.

>>612460516
Provide midol, as she is obviously dealing with menstrual cramps, and tell young strumpet to leave my house, maybe return next week.

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turn on it's head and use as a vase

And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful house
And you may tell yourself
This is not my beautiful wife

>>612460836
Glad to know you know greentext.

>>612463169
>>612460757
>>612462275

Ya'll messin around with bloody puss

>>612460516
turn 360 degrees of celsius and roast away

>>612460516
Wonder how I've blundered into the wrong apartment yet again.

>>612460516
too old

>>612460939
holy shit you are retarded dude

>>612463328
OMG you caught me. It is true that I have only been on /b/ for one day but i have seen the same 6-7 threads over and over and over again. I now feel like a retired navy seal marine scout delta force sniper oldfag because it only took 12 hours to see all that /b/ has to offer.

>>612460939
this is bait. mind the

>!

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>>612463905

THIS

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More Kitchen girl

cola?

>>612463810
after I break the hymen, yes.

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make some food or whatever i came into the kitchen to do. oh and probably say hi

because i'm not a goddamn freak

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>>612462124
Get a life.

>>612460516
Disregard and get myself some chips, if I have some.

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>>612464998
As if that is possible.

>>612460836
oh

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>>612460939
>>612460836

I'd have her get up, pour me another glass, and get the fuck out of my house

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>>612465454
Killing yourself when?

>>612460516

Sit on her face and suffocate her with my balls in her mouth while sucking her toes. I would then order a pizza and eat it while watching Daredevil on Netflix and sitting on her dead, cum-filled face.

Turn 180 and walk backwards

>>612460516
make sure she didn't leave without a womb full of cum

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>>612465902
After I get laid.

>>612465454
Fuck off G Hannelius guy

>>612460516

"Why aren't you at school."
"I am a watermelon. Watermelons have no need for education."

I would then proceed to shred her ass until her sphincter blood filled my wine glass for the sacrifice that would become her child.

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>>612466496

>>612460516
Say, "Hello Megan. I'm happy to be here in Ohio."

>>612466873
fellow ohio fag? Or reference to something idk about

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>>612466312
Same, pal. Same. Gotta make some money first as no girl will ever have sex with an ugly poor loser.

JUST
FUCK
MY
LIFE
UP

>>612460620
inception

>>612467042
conception next

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Megan Turi dump?

Drop my pants and drop a screaming creamy diarreah shit fartfest onto her beautiful face. Then, sit down so her I'm smothering her face with my anus, continuing to shit and fart down her throat. Meanwhile, I'm jerkin' my hard boner and cumming. Hopefully, she'd pull down those stretch pants and start fingering her pussy with my shit until she suffocates and dies.

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>>612467006
You will be a nervous wreck around a hooker.

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>>612467341
Only pure Aryan cunnies for me. Nothing less will do.

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>>612467612
No. You'll only get roast beef used up whores if you're lucky.

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>>612467950
I'll settle for some teen Valensiya roast beef.

aJaVjq

>>612460516
Raep Megan in pooper, stick peen in mouth

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>>612468139
Her boyfriend will knock you the fuck out.

>>612460516
>open fridge.
>take snack.
>leave without even looking at her.

>>612460516
stab her face with a pencil until there is no face.

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>>612468377
He won't be so tough when I point my gun at him.

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>>612468803
Post a pic of you. Here's me.

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>>612468937
Pic related is me and my gf ;^)

>>612469365
Nice shorts fag

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>>612469460
Fuck up cunt

Regards,
Normalfag hunter ;^)

>>612469365
Canon Kuipers you fag

Get a life idiot pedophile.