bumpy

whats a macro lense and why don't i need it

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>>612458909
does this work? won't the resolution of the camera make it look like shit?

>>612459938
what the fuck man why the fuck would anyone here need to know how to make a muslim shit skin identity hider so they can murder children in their sleep

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Anybody lurking?

>>612460220
>bandaids for booboos :(
>survival
lol. why even put that in there. might as well just have small packets of rubbing alcohol or something instead

>/b is not your personal army.

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>>612460432
to blame the crime on islamophobia of course

>>612458909
nerve gas dont do it

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>>612460631
>nerve gas
you dun goofed m8

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>>612458909

>>612460432
Maybe you're in a desert and don't want to get your face ground off by a sandstorm, idiot.

>>612460603
>implying there aren't muslims out marauding the deserts slaughtering people at will at this very moment

>>612460220
I like shit like this

>>612461021
just sniff white out

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>>612460931
DON'T DO THIS, IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

>>612460691
My sides.

>>612458909
I have the same exact bobby pins... Nice.

>>612458909
But a laser pointer is way cooler than a fucking macro phone camera

>>612460931
>.<

>>612461352
Truth.

>>612460432

It's for Californians once they run out of water and their state becomes even more of a desert hellhole.

>>612461329
does it work buddy? tell us

>>612460931
swamp gas

wait..

>>612460460

>You have legal rights, but many police will not respect your rights.

What's the point of this entire thing then?

>>612461432
lol

>>612461432
that's amazing actually

>>612460220
Yeah it works pretty great, better if you have a higher quality laser pointer. I lost my lens though..

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>>612461237

>>612458909
I don't know science and I don't trust /b/.

>>612460432
My brother likes to dress up as an infidel and ambush people when playing paintball. This mask will be the final touch.

>>612461502
there right by the fucking ocean why don't they take that water
fuck their stupid

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>>612461432
only works if your fingers are spread evenly

>>612462076
niggers

>>612461432
lmao god dam I need to show my friends this trick.

>>612461261
My brand

>>612461839
protip: dont brace shoulders

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>>612458909
mcgyver shit right here

>>612462076

It's mostly all the agriculture taking the water, and desalinization is expensive as fuck.

>>612461920
Super retarded. Be sure to pair with fedora and trenchcoat.

>>612460694
i doubt that works

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>>612462248
step it up

>>612460353
not sure if trustworthy or just like the crystals thing

>>612462226
lol just leave the water under the sun (which is free!!) and collect the evaporated water. wow Im a genius and saved calinfornia!

>>612462226
So is a stupid bullet train.

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>>612462378
it did in older models, there's barely any nowadays

>>612460460
this life hacks for niggers and sandniggers ages 13+

>>612462354
this is a gooder

start with .22's

>>612462466
Get your million dollars today.

This site contains some pretty cool stuff.
Check it out.
textfiles.com/

>>612461237
That is awesome. I am following boxing tutorials on youtube and that picture is very accurate.

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>>612462413
look for homemade smoke bombs on the internet, the recipe is the same

>>612461432
0/10

>>612460460

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Oh my god, this infographic for pot smoking tweens who dont actually know their rights. Awful, this is a surefire way to irritate the shit out of an officer and escalate the situation.

>>612461432
don't forget to delete system32 after your experiment

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>>612461454

>>612461432
WTF DUDE
JSUT TRIED THIS AND MY HAND IS FUCKING BLEEDING EVERYWHERE

THIS DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!!

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>>612461021
Goddamn anon I've been doing this hypnogagia thing since 1 year without knowing the name of the phenomonon..

mfw I was beginning to think that a kind of illness or something

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Good for decorating too..

>>612462525

Eh. Trains use far less energy than transporting the same amount of people or cargo via car.

>>612461920
dont do this it looks retarded

>>612461352

Yeah, but a laser point is like $5 at a gas station and a macro camera is stupid expensive.

>>612463223
lies

it totally works

pics or it didn't happen

>>612462076
>their
>calling anyone else stupid
>mfw

>>612463223
nah you didn't. shut up.

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>>612463171
friendly reminder that glowsticks do not contain any chlorine related compound (except for the possible dye)

>>612461539
Kind of, It magnifies it but it's not crystal clear.

>>612463011
"how to take your shirt off a bit faster"

1 million youtube views coming right up

>>612461237
This is only usable for ring fighting. If you are fighting in a ring, you should already know all of this...

>>612463050
Please don't be this silly. This is a perfectly fine question to ask an Officer that is stopping you. It's the ones that then start trying to get free and generally resisting/being difficult that escalate things.

If you ask an Officer that question, you'll most likely get a good response. It's that minority of silly cops and rebel kids that escalate things because neither of them can let their egos down for a second.

>>612461021
Yeah, I had Sleep paralysis a total of two times, and that shit isn't fun. I was young, so I think confronting that nigger is about time.

>>612463691
Why?
Blocking/protecting must be useful I think in a street fight.

>>612462634

Way to make it fucking unreadable.

>>612459938
>>612459938
>AllahuAkbar101.jpg

>>612463869
being this new

>>612460460
This is how you get your ass beat. This is more dangerous than the crystal one or the life hack for dying your iris. Only a fuck tard would pull any of this shit.

>>612463781
I know that feel bro

>>612463336
It's been ages since I've seen this. Anyone dumb enough to add ammonia and bleach deserves to get killed.

>>612461706
>>612461636
>>612461480

this my penis

>>612463973
lol you mean that I am so new that I took your virginity

>>612463223

natural selection,dude.

>>612464366
...??

>>612463916
Way to be fucking stupid

>>612461432
the better variant is to give your friend a cheezy friendship ring a few hours prior to attempting this. While the pressure is distributed evenly in your hand, their hand will apply disproportionate amounts around the ring.

>>612461480
Brilliant

>>612463336
Why don't you do it yourself faggot

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>>612461432
DONT DO THIS!!!!
IT CREATES MUSTARD GAS!!!

>>612462412
Is this legit

>>612464910
you are fucken retarded

>>612460353
>mustard gas

>>612463171
We all know this goes BOOM

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>612462412
THE FUCKING SPOON EXPLODED AND CUT MY FUCKING ARM! I CAN'T AFFORD A TRIP TO THE ER YOU ASSHOLE!

>>612458909
protip: kill yourself

>>612464966

Close your eyes and visualize the site you're on and try to imagine the faces of the dingbats that frequent it.

Now ask yourself the question again.

/b/ wants to kill us

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>>612465178

Anyone got the one to make crack cocaine?

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>>612464966
it is not, the spoon will blow up from the contraction, creating sharpnel

>>612465178
yet you are typing
see this post>>612460220

>>612465316
Baking powder and cocain. Boil it together.

>>612460931
they arent forming is this a troll to make me waste shit i need for cleaning? bc thats fucking stupid

>>612460931
someones gonna die

>>612462076
>There
>Not knowing that the ocean isn't fresh water
>Calling anyone else stupid

>>612465277
family favorite dessert

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>>612465277
>nytroglicerin

>>612461480
>dental floss to cut cakes
what is this, the middle east?

>>612465277
lmao, enjoy yourself nigga

>>612463114
This

>>612460931
>cancer

>>612461998

Pro-Tip: This monitor won't work when masturbating, they might not see what's on the screen; but they can still see you looking like you're wrestling a snake in your underwear whilst rocking some dope sunglasses.

>>612461706
no do not use fucking toothpaste

>>612461432
>mustard gas

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>>612465277
really... fucking nitroglycerin?

you are not even trying

>>612465277
kek

>>612464966
Don't do this.. It wil explode. Really, don't do it if you want to keep your eyes.

>>612465566
RUBBA DUB DUBS

>>612460931
MUSTARD GAS

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>>612464966
pic related 4u

>>612462634
Tippity toppity kek

>>612462147
how do people do this? what is this filter thing called?

>>612461706
How are you even supposed to get the spring on the cord in that top right one.

>>612461407
What kind of fuck head doesn't take their drink with them to the toilet?

>>612465627
>implying they don't even eat their soup with knives over there

>>612465627
>implying the middle east has cakes
>or dental floss
>or the niggers have teeth

>>612461480

have you ever tried to put batter in a ketchup bottle? These are moronic

>>612464015
some pro nigger shit there

>>612462248
Don't do.
It makes mustard

>>612466451
follow the same principle as in keyrings, separate the spring in one extreme, place cord in the space and roll

If you get poop on your hand, try using toilet paper.

>>612466531
As someone who's done 6 naps a day for 2 hours of sleep.
Shit's awesome.
But not sustainable if you want to build muscle.

If you're fat, the amount of energy you expend from being awake so much will help you lose weight.

The skill of being able to force yourself asleep near instantaneously is a skill you retain even after you no longer practice being an ubermensch

>>612463011
ive been trying this but i cant find a way to not turn the fucking shirt inside out

>>612465627

Better than the yanks eating everything their hands like fucking savages. Pizza, hamburgers, KFC and Subway, do I need to go on?

>>612461021
>no jenkem

>>612466925
those are handheld foods

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>>612465178
>not having free healthcare so you can do stupid shit like this

>>612465178
You're fucking stupid but you are lucky you still have your eyes. Hope you learned your lesson. Don't be a retard! You can't trust anyone on /b/.

>>612465178
an intelligent man would have thrown the spoon a safe distance away into a tub.

>>612463729
>This is a perfectly fine question to ask an Officer that is stopping you
British police officer here, I don't know why but your shit keeps rubbing off from time to time:
>I stop someone because they smoke in a public place (against the law to smoke in indoor public places in the UK)
>the cigarette has clearly been emptied and mixed with marijuana
>"aah man I didn't realise I couldn't smoke in public indoor places" (been the law for about 7 years?)
>Ok I want to ask you some shit
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Am I free to go?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Am I free to go?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Am I free to go?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Am I free to go?"
>"Am I being detained?"
>"Am I free to go?"
Non. Fucking. Stop. and that's not even how shit works here, we stop you and have a good reason to search you, if you keep asking shit to try and avoid it, I'll waste your time as well.
I get that in the US it is the quick way to assess the situation, but I don't believe that over there people don't constantly repeat those two lines non stop, especially as americucks are dense as fuck.

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>>612466925
>using cutlery to eat subway

anyone have the one for cooking heroin

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>>612462248

>>612465277
my sides

>>612463916
Hurr durr the fucking point i dont get it

>>612467286

You cunt, I was only making the point that yanks eat like fucking yokels. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy fatfuck American food and eating like a savage, but I don't throw shit at the sandniggers for the way they eat their fucking falafels.

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>>612467637
calm down there mohammed

>>612463011
Don't do this it will strangle you!!!!!!!

>>612464772
this depends on the bomb.
diferent nuclear bombs will do diferent damage.

pro tip: to know if you're "safe" from radiation, old your arm out and try to cover the mushroom cloud with your thumb. if the thumb covers the entire mushroom, you'll be fine, iff it doesn't, run your ass out of there

>>612461237
Thanks for the tips anon, now I'm going back to masturbate to ponies.

>>612461635
for use after the fact... just on the off chance someone will listen.

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shit that I will never use.

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You are a cunt.

>>612468106
good advice

>>612465473
dont breathe the fumes unless you wanna die or at least destroy most of your internal organs

>>612458909
Huh, I have a broken green laser pointer, i'll give it a shot.

>>612467240
>I don't know why but your shit keeps rubbing off from time to time:
Just like to mention I am actually a British citizen. But I've worked in the USA for a number of years, currently living back in the UK.

And like I said in my post, there are some really silly rebel kids out there who think they're being cool, but in the USA you have a right to ask these questions. Like it or not, you do.

I don't agree it's always used in the right way but the majority of the time it is used, the officer will give a valid response, the person may not like it but it's valid and legal.

Ideally you'd be able to smack people who think they're being their own lawyers.

>>612463641
If anyone is dumb enough to take advice on making thermite from 4chan, god help them.

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>>612463011
Except if you have glasses, then you would hurt yourself

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>>612468319
and as i typed that i realised that vault boy exemplifies this tactic perfectly

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>>612467976

No offense intended my Amerifat friend.

>>612468547
the sad thing is, I haven't tried it but I think that one actually works, not sure though, not a chem major or any of that shit

>>612466531
This pic is moving right?

>>612462413
>>612460353
it's real, but that shit can catch fire pretty easily. Was cooking that crap (had done it a few times before) and adding the baking soda made it expand a bit too fast, and a bit of it fell on the stove. The little bit instantly caught fire, and that little fire set the whole fucking pot of the shit on fire. Long story short, we almost burned the house down.

I suggest doing it outside if you can. And if you're pouring in baking soda, do it a little bit at a time.

>>612461432
broken glass in my hand/10.
Would not do again.

>>612468547
actually, that's how you make thermite, not that you should do it

it's not even dangerous (to make)

>>612462644

this actually works

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>>612466151
That guy was just playing with his DS and some faggot comes up and kills him.

>>612463567
>they're
>correcting anyone else's grammar
>mfw

>>612460220
>Mark the Mint Man survives the Apocalypse

>>612462412
Problem with that is, it essentially destroys your lighter.

>>612466531
I've read that this shit works, but I wonder if it's really sustainable for a longer period of time.
I mean, if we really only needed REM sleep, wouldn't it make sense that we would have evolved to do it that way, or at least a bit more similar to it?

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>>612469562
Doublemint Dave didn't make it :'(

>>612469419
I lul'd

>>612462354
actually made me lol

>>>teamone join

>>612463916
That's the joke

>>612469942
Whenever I had exams or deadlines at uni, I'dgo through a few months of the uberman. When you have nothing to do but stay at home and take scheduled naps it works. In the jungle, it wouldn't work to be constantly and strictly napping, like halfway through a hunt or some shit

>>612462225


>them feels
but where he got that ductape from

>>>teamone fortify 44

>>612462412
totally works just did half my silverware

>>612469942
i'd guess it has to do with the fact we don't have built-in nightvision so might as well sleep for the whole night than spending the night wandering in the dark

then again, i'm talkin out of my ass

>>>teamone attack 44 50

>>>teamone reinforce 44 50 2

>>612463011


why not grab right sleeve with left arm?
>this is racist

>>612470333
standard issue rape kit always has duct tape in it

>>612468521
>ideally you'd be able to smack people who think they're being their own lawyers

Holy shit. Do you have any idea how fucked up that sounds. Way to spit on entire American criminal justice ideal and basis of our system.

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>>612470178
>>612470346
>>612470477
>>612470631

nigga what are you even doing

>>612460533
bandages would be smaller, and would prevent infection, just as well as rubbing alcohol would.

>>612470256
>>612470418
I get how the uberman wouldn't work in ancient times, but wouldn't it make sense for the brain to just do a 2h REM thing(?) instead of doing 3-4 REM cycles with useless intervals in between?
Honestly I'm just talking out of my ass too, maybe the brain can't do long periods of the REM crap.

Also, to the people who have done this shit: How would you make yourself fall asleep? I've tried doing the 2-nap everyman, but I couldn't make myself fall asleep. I'd just lie there for like 30 minutes and couldn't fall asleep. Also, if I did fall asleep, I would usually sleep for like 2 hours. Tried to get around that by setting up an alarm clock, but that wouldn't work because I didn't know how fast I'd fall asleep.

>>612463171

the result is slow but results are not cool
also toxic gas can kill you

>>612463171


you kidding me?

the bottle will blow up spilling deadly gas in the room
and when your stupid enough to turn off the lights your surely dead from choking the gas in panic

>>612463050
An officer "just wanted to talk" with me at 1:30 Am one night as I was walking home drunk under drinking age, and carrying weed. Asked if I was being detained and he kept saying he just wanted to talk.Asked if I was free to go and I left. Easy as shit.

>>612467240
Hey man, fellow Eng-tard here. How do you find being a copper? Are the hours and conditions good? Is it a rewarding job and would you consider it to be a good job for a 21 year old?

>>612459838
you could see your penis

>>612471668
REM is a heavy burden (compared to non-REM) on your brain, that might be the reason

i'm not sure who can really answer that, but /x/ has usually threads about lucid dreaming, they might know

>>612460603
So you're gonna carry an egg in your pocket?
lol noguns japan

>>612461237
we are dealing with overpopulation

save the earth, shut the fuck up

>>612473248
b-but anon, you'll feel like a ninja doing it.

>>612470924
if you've lost yours, contact your local Patriarchy Office for a replacement.

>>612461998
I did this shit with an old monitor at my office. Coworkers were asking why the hell I was staring at a blank screen.

>>612474314
10/10 would try again

remember to cool down your spoon afterwards (just a little, it gets pretty hot)

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>>612460931
NERVE GAS