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how can i get a bigger dick and loose my belly without stretched sagging skin? (4 inches dick here)
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>>612417295
buy a pump
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>>612417295
Workout and eat healthy you lazy cunt
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Go on a diet you disgusting fat sucking dick fuck.
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>>612417295
I don't get it. My dick looks like that but it's 5.5 inches
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>>612419248
Never mind I'm retarded. Your fat pad is probably hiding a fair bit
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>>612418177
>>612418634
Not OP here, but I'm a fat fuck too and I wish you'd focus more on the "without sagging skin" part than the rest.

I know how to lose weight, I just don't know how to do it without looking worse than I do right now.
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I used to be 125 kg w/4 inch weiner

DOwn to 105 and its average now, also, loose skin is fucking gonna happen bro don't fight it, donate it if you have to lmao
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maybe i won't get sagging skin to much, is there a chance?
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>>612419423
it depend,how old are you?
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>>612419630
No, you will look like shit your whole life.
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30 yo
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>>612419660
33.
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>>612419722
Stay hydrated.
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>>612419423

Lose the weight gradually.

Use moisturizing cream with vitamin E.
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>>612419423
He did. Work out. Your growing muscles will reposition parts of the skin. If you just lose weight that wont work. Also lose weight slowly. Make a diet where you stay 500kcal max below the needed amount so youll lose about 5 pounfs/month in the beginning. It takesmore time but its more effective and also has the side effect of reducing hunger attacks
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>>612419722
Meh it's never too late,just do a slow diet,it would help with the saggy skin,and still,it's better to be fit with a bit of extra skin than being fat for ever.
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>>612419423
>being this fucking stupid
Sorry lard-o but you won't lose weight faster than your skin repairs itself unless you're pushing 6+ hours of cardio a day
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I told you the first time you posted this.

Watch Hey Arnold.
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I am highly attracted to you OP
>pic related
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>>612420438
you a girl?
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>>612420283
>you won't lose weight faster than your skin repairs itself unless you're pushing 6+ hours of cardio a day
Doing cardio is probably the worst thing to do when you want you avoid saggy skin.
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>>612420526
no
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I'd suck you OP
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>>612420807
cool, i am a virgin tho
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>>612420952
at 33?
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>>612420807
This girl have pretty eyes,too bad for the skin though.
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>>612421307
dude that girl is hot as fuck, acne goes away, no prob here.
i rather have some acne than my weight
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>>612421573
>>612420807
the acne is shooped you tard
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do you smell bad OP?
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>>612417295
>how can i get a bigger dick and loose my belly
> loose my belly

your belly is already loose, bro.
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>>612421573
>acne goes away
Say that to my stepmother.
But seriously dude,if you want so much to lose weight,it's all about you,it's your body so it's your choice,i just hope you make the right one.
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>>612419423
Dont be a lazy fat fuck in the first place you piece of shit. Like seriously did your parents hate you or something?
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>>612423520
>ously did your p
not everyone can be thin, i always gain weight easy even when i eat only 1/10 of what my roommate eats
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>>612417295
Aloe vera
Kale
Kale is like spinach for dragons
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>>612419835
this is important OP

also dont lose weight too fast, your skin has to keep up
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>>612423708
how much is hydrated? i drink like 3 glasses of water a day
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>>612423881
Half a gallon of liquid per day.(and by liquid i mean no soda and sweetened shit)
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How to lose weight:
Eat less food.
Lift heavy things.
Run around.
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>>612423881
>>612424455
yes only drink water
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>>612417295
As soon as you reduce your body fat your dick will appear bigger. Notice how much fat is around your weenie? Lose it
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>>612424662
the answer to all questions. thank you.
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>lose weight
>wear the loose skin with pride
>people will judge on first sight (you cannot avoid this, this the biggest flaw of the human race) but once you tell them you were 120kgs or whatever you are, they will respect you
>be confident and you will be known as "that guy who use to be fat but is now a normie". if you wear that loose skin (it will only be a little bit) with pride, you will inspire others and women dig it
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>>612424662
better eat balanced than less food.
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are there any creams to use for the skin?

iam on low carb no for 8 weeks,
lost around 13 kg
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>>612420952
Fucking loser.
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ITT: Fat neckbeards shit talking other fat neckbeards about their weight.
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>>612421712
No it's not you fucking turd burgerler.
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