>>612324757
my senior year a bunch of us got together and set crabs loose all over the school

put a mattress in the swimming pool

>>612325445
That is so fucking funny that shot is straight legendary wow anon

>>612325445
this. it'll take a crane to get em out

>>612325543
under rated post

>>612325789
nice meme

My friend and I got into the theater department's office and knocked a bunch shit over and lit styrofoam heads on fire. I forget what the actual senior prank was but it was lame so we did our own.

>>612325543
It's gonna take a crane to get it out

>>612325543
so crane it takes a heavy to get it out

I would put a really fat lady on your schools roof, it's gonna take a crane to get her off

>>612324757
Rape the principal

>>612325543
crane will be heavy so its out

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We Got someone to ride a dirt bike through the halls, also we put toothpicks in every outside key hole

somehow release a deer into the hallways

>>612326160
reroll

>>612324757
Take a cow upstairs. They can only walk up stairs and can’t walk down. It usually takes a crane to get them out

Maybe out a crane in your school, it'll probably take a crane to get it out

Get three pigs, paint 1,2, 4 on them and let 'em loose.

takes a crane to get 'em out.

>>612325543
its gonna need a matress to crane it out

>>612324757
glue dildos to a bathroom wall

>>612326212
I fucking love penguins.

>>612326424
use super glue so it'll take a crane to get em out

>>612326494
Need a pool to get the crane out

>>612324757

You should shoot the place up, that would be hilarious.

Chocolate Thunder was here

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we spread sugar around. It took a crane to get the ants out.

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buy grasshoppers from like petco or some shit, pretty cheap for bulk amount, release in cafeteria

Put a crane on the roof.

Takes a crane to get it out.

>>612324757
If your school has a staircase with frequent foot traffic, put a full cup of water in the middle of every stair. If one of them gets knocked over, they all will.

If you're feeling particularly evil toward the cleaning staff, fill the cups with something sticky like soda.

Massive quantities of birdseed in the teachers parking lot. Bird shit EVERYWHERE and they cant prove it.

plant the state flower in the football field.

its illegal for them to remove it. not even a crane will get it out

>>612325543
mattress craning out

>>612325543
>nouns:Mattress pool crane
>adjective: heavy

What?

>>612324757
>Senior Prank Ideas I have 1 week left of high school.

impregnate all the white girls

put a pool on the roof

takes a crane to get it out

put vaseline on the door handles, or the stairs.

>>612324757
make a grade 9 kid put his nose on a quarter and walk across the street

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Find the scrawniness nigger in your school, then dump a can of white paint on him and force him into a trash can.
Should get some laughs

>>612325716
I'm worried that I'm the only one responding to how funny this is.

>>612325716
Kek

Label three cranes 1, 2, and 4 watch as they go upstairs. they will be looking for the upstairs pool for weeks. also fill a cow with birdseed cant prove it was a crane in the hall

>>612327540
nope im considering that one. the crabs and birdseed are good ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XdqMGBZjGM

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>>612328007
mfw

>>612324757
Walk around with a chicken on a leash and let it attack some teacher

>>612328296
walk around a with a mattress on a leash, usually takes a crane to get it off

We took a vhs copy of a shakespeare play from the literature teacher's desk, recorded porn- "slammin' granny in the fanny" on the last 5 mins, put it back. Unfortunately the teacher intended didn't play it to the end. A few months later we hear about it being played in another class. The teacher was crying.

>>612326685
They'll need a crane to get you guys out

woof woof wats for lunch lol

>>612325445 >>612326212 >>612326424 >>612326926 >>612326991 >>612327163 >>612327364 >>612328455
Quality

>>612326372
This is shit my dad told me to do years ago. Oc plz fucking fagggooot

>>612326685
Kek

Build the world's biggest taco on the roof. Will take a crane to eat it.

Get about fifteen to twenty ducks from the nearest redneck town of choice.... Get fifteen or so tubes of Pringles... Fifteen or so packages of laxatives.... Mix laxatives in Pringles and feed to ducks.... Release ducks in school..... Duck Hunt!

Put corn cobs in the toilets, remove kernels. It'll take a crane to get them out

Throw a party at the principal's house during a school day

>>612324757
>Buy cans of anchovies/tuna or some similar fish
>Put cans into ventilation ducts, above ceiling tiles or other good hiding places
>Drip a few drops of battery acid on top of the cans

Best is to do this just before school is out for the summer, by the time people return to school the acid has eaten through the can and a foul smell of rotting fish should have spread enough that it is hard to notice where the smell is coming from.

collect animal shit, human shit, robot shit and throw it around classrooms. Maybe it nasty. Piss in the bucket too.

Never talk about what you did ever again, just know you'll go down in history.

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You should prank the whole school by doing something crazy and edgy

Hijack a space shuttle. Put a crane in it. Send it to the moon. Usually takes 2 cranes to retrieve it.

>>612326596
/thread

Set cranes loose in the hallways. They can get themselves out.

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>>612327516
>scrawniness

>>612330481
wow
just wow
you should get an award

Honestly if you get 30+ kids you can do anything and get away with it

Put my dick in your asshole! It'll take a crane to get it out! lmao lol k XD hi skewl man

>>612329993
thats actually golden anon

>>612330783
Get 30 kids in the library all butt fucking eachother. Get away with it.

>>612330873
Why thank you fellow anon

1.buy mass amounts of weed
2. bring weed to school
3. put weed in vents and close to furnace as possible
4. watch as entire school slowly gets high

your school is now in colorado

Fill the every wc of the school with socks

>>612329993
Why do the ducks have to originate from a redneck town? city ducks won't work?

Op is an underage faggot

my junior year of high school all the seniors got chalk and drew dicks on every square foot of concrete around the school

they had to get the fire department to hose it all off

I know a buddy that did this, it was hilarious! OK so first get some slip in slides and oil. Lie them across the football field spelling out 'fuck school' than oil up the slip in slides and than when no one is looking get a shotgun and kill your classmates.

>>612331189
itll take a crane to extract all the weed

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>>612331311
>wc

you should edge all the schools lawns

>>612331452

pretty sure they could have just hired a pressure washing company.

pretty sure that seems more logical.

pretty sure ppl at schools spose to be smart n shit.

Number some pigs, give them assault rifles and trenchcoats then have walk from class to class gunning down students. It takes a special machine designed to lift heavy things to get them out.

just buy a bunch of tire cleaner or some other such substance, id look up whats best.

spray down every inch of floor.

honestly simple and probably pretty effective, no one will be able to do shit anywhere theres tile or linoleum until its cleaned, probably ruin the day.

Well, we had a rivalry and pranked the opposing school. Waited mid school day, greased up a pig, and fed him laxatives. Before they caught it but after it shit everywhere it fell down a flight of stairs and died.

>>612330481
do this op

>>612332150
This. It'll take a crane to get it out.

>>612326317
Something something cow. Something about a crane getting it out.

I love old epic thread references.

nother simple trick would be to grab a ton of super concentrated liquid detergent and pour it all over the floors.

probably best if u can find a hose or spicket and bring a hose, if not a few 5 gallon buckets of water would work.

shit makes such a mess its rediculously hard to clean up, more u try the bigger the foams n mess gets.

>>612331790
pressure washing company aint free though

>>612324757
>Senior Prank Ideas
Kill yourself.

>>612325716
I love you.

nother simple trick would be to grab a ton of super concentrated liquid detergent and pour it all over the floors.

probably best if u can find a hose or spicket and bring a hose, if not a few 5 gallon buckets of water would work.

if theres alot...
shit makes such a mess its ridiculously hard to clean up, more u try the bigger the foams n mess gets.

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>>612326685

Best prank! >tfw they get zapped

Super glue every door locked

school shooting

>>612331345
no, redneck ducks take a crane to get out

>>612326685
say something about a neo nazi revaltion and kill al blacks

Get a crane inside the school. It'll take a crane to get it out! xD

Let a crane go in your school, but before you do feed it crabs. It'll take a duck to get it out of there

>>612326160
His ass is so loose from all the gangbangs he's done that it'll take a crane to get you out.

Shoot up the school.
It usually takes a crane to get em out.

Get a trash bag full of bouncy balls and let the bag rip off something high

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>>612326212
Bastard. Toothpicks take a crane to get.

Firecracker in the hallway xD

>>612332473

pretty sure its fairly affordable to hire 1 random joe blow for 2 days than use the fucking fire department.

and the fd aint free lmao, using them and their silly bullshit that aint even ment for that probably costs the city 10x more.

>>612324757
Buy junk yard Cessna
Take apart
Rebuild in swimming pool
20,000 Keks under the sea

someone put a shark in a toilet at our school a couple weeks ago. I think something like that would freak some people out.

>>612324757
shoot up the school thats always a good prank

Go to school and lay down on the floor!

>>612333202
why not 10 on each side of the school?

Put an out in a mattress. It'll take a pool to get it crane.

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Post your school's phone number and address here, mass pizza delivery