>>612304967
Same person from last 2 threads?

>>612305247
Yeah, This is my last one tho

Say in a cute manner:

Never offer criticism without a solution. Because finding problems and complaining about how much things suck... Anybody can do that. Any fucking baka can do that. But it takes a not-baka to be constructive and offer solutions.

All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!

>>612305388
YES

>>612304668
>Where you the one who wanted me to tell you i was going to slit your throat and face fuck you <3?

more or less, or something like fucking me till you were bored then slitting my throat, I think... very hot and deeply appreciated

>>612305363
Thanks for being awesome OP

>>612305363
Alright, fair enough.

Rolling for Patton speech:

Then there's one thing you men will be able to say when this war is over and you get back home. Thirty years from now when you're sitting by your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks, 'What did you do in the great World War Two?' You won't have to cough and say, 'Well, your granddaddy shoveled shit in Louisiana.' No sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say 'Son, your granddaddy rode with the great Third Army and a son-of-a-goddamned-bitch named George Patton!'

Thank you OP for so much custom content.

That tree wasn't here before & jet fuel can't melt steel beams are going to be my ringtone and incoming message sound untill kingdom comes.

Be blesssed <3

>>612304967
This was requested before the last thread pruned, got a 3. But, whatever.
----

Her pussy bald like Caillou
Swag-Swag like Caillou
I'm good, nigga how you?
Go way back like Caillou

Hat back like Caillou
I dont match like Caillou
My weed young like Caillou
Go dumb like Caillou

I'm PBS like Caillou
DTF like Caillou
My dick fresh like Caillou
She get wet like Caillou

The realest in it like Caillou
I dig in it like Caillou
Bad bitch, go suck dick
Need 30 minutes like Caillou

I'm up early like Caillou
She get dirty like Caillou
She ain't worthy, I'm Caillou
I'm nerdy like Caillou

I'm young as hell like Caillou
Don't fail like Caillou
I go for it like Caillou
Fuck Dora, Caillou

>>612304967
Buncha sexy talk, you get to pick what to say

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

Sometimes I wonder why there are no umbrella sized power plants. Wouldn't it be awesome for dinners to solve philosophical riddles like pineapples never seem to miss a chance to squeeze tomato juice from bulky skyscrapers in the middle of the fucking ocean. Onichan, I used to be an ancient Roman empress one, don't disrespect me because I ran out of toilet paper! I swear that next time I shop for groceries I won't forget that Martian elephants are not confirmed to multiply the seeds of awesomeness

>>612305554
reroll

>>612305583
reroll

>>612305613
reroll

>>612305585
>
Reroll

Can anyone post the vocaroos from the last two threads? I'm late

the world needs more girls like OP

>>612305388
>>612305444
THE DUBS AND TRIPS SHALL NOT BE IIGNORED

>>612305583
reroll again

>>612305524
Roll.

>>612305643
rerolling

>>612305524
roll

>>612305410
last roll for this

>>612305585
Rerolling

Chronosphere ready!

Rolled a 3 in the last thread, pls delivar OP ;_;

>>612305583
rolla

>>612305643
rolling

>>612305585
Roll.

>>612305524
rollololo

Do...Do I really have to eat all of the eggs?

>>612305585
Reroll.

>>612305613
rerolling for this

>>612305851
>Do...Do I really have to eat all of the eggs?

THIS SO BADLY

>>612305388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vrm6ehg76
>>612305468
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AIkeyeRXR5
>>612305683
Aww
>>612305708
No thank you

>>612305468
>tfw one roll
That was easy.

>>612305777
Can confirm the 3 in last thread, checking these nice trips too

>>612305585
.roll.

>>612305851
THIS
REROLL

P-please don't spank my little ass daddy, I'll be good I promise!

>>612305987
buncha sex talk, you get to pick

>>612306120
roll

>>612306049
do it
with a clapping sound at the start

>>612305987
that's obnoxious
i'm out

>>612305987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vrm6ehg76
What the actual fuck.

say this:
FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEE YOU FUCKING TOOK PEPE

>>612306160
damn, 2 zeros.
again!

>>612305987
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05vrm6ehg76
Yayfications! Thank you, loli-tan.

Faster daddy, faster!

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>>612304967
Are you a dude?

>>612306199
damn, quick reroll

Oh hey loli you're back.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yVCHB8DF1M

Remember this?

I request it again, but with less studdering. Or more, lots, lots more. Whichever.

>>612305777
C'mon OP, he's got trips and people can confirm his get.

>>612306219
Rolling for this.

>>612306222
>mfw trips get
>mfw 9 comments and no 8
can I please just have some sexy talk ;_;

>>612305987
Again, thank you so much for the Patton speech, I LOVE YOU! <3

Please read this in a really cute voice:

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting, my semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable, as I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
Down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
Body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
Tonguing her rotted anus
I need a live woman
To fill with my fluid
A delicate girl
To mutilate, fuck and kill
Her body exceptional
She thought I was normal
But I wanted more
I came blood inside of her
Choking on the clot
Gagging on the snot
Gushing blood, from her mouth
Bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my cock with a knife
Violent, climax, serging serum on my skin
Back from the dead
I am resurrected to spew, putrefaction

>>612306358
>>612306219


Please OP?

Please come to the waifu-swap party!

and/or

You are cordially invited to the wedding of Virgina and Davie!

>>612306049
Roll, with audible spanks

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>>612305987
>No thank you

disappointment

LOOK OUT THERES A SKELETON BEHIND YOU!

>>612306447
chill you fucking spastic

Could you do a humiliating joi where you make fun of a guy for having a small penis ?

>>612304967
straight up came bucket to your jack off instructions. you them as a reply to me

foreverindebt.jpeg

>youre the sexiest loli ever

>>612306312
ok, one more try

"Put it in my ass"

Please tell me it's all going to be okay. That it's not just me that feels like this. That I'm not a hated person, that I'm not unlikeable. That I can sleep tonight.

>>612306607
Reroll

>>612306562
aw man

>>612306561
It's a guy tho

>>612305777
rerolling

Isaac, watching through a crack in his door, trembled in fear. Scrambling around his room to find a hiding place, he noticed a trapdoor to the basement hidden under his rug. Without hesitation, he flung open the hatch just as his mother burst through his door and threw himself down into the unknown depths below...

>>612306632
Reroll.

haha, didn't you know that jet fuel can't melt dank memes you fucking faggot?

>>612306386
rerolling for some sexy talk for like the 11th time

>>612306607
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZBImWhrUXl

>>612306632
again

>>612305777
reroll

OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. COCKMUFFIN

>>612306774
fuck my life. reroll

>>612306710
roll

>>612306656
i dont care
still a good loli

convincing fake convinced my dick.

>thats what matters

>>612304967
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>>612306632
:c

>>612306916
>>612306916
reroll

>>612306794
"you are all fucking idiots and my dick is 14 inches long"

>>612306813
rawling

>>612304967
Act like a badass loli leader, I need this speech please

The Collectors attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret -- to show them and everyone else what happens when you go too far. No more running, no more waiting. Let's hit them where they live.

>>612306632
again.

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>>612306448
Reroll

>>612306872
How's it feel to be gay?

"Fefe is not a meme."

>>612306866
trips, dubs, but no 8.
I just want sexy talk

>>612305449
>>612303972
>>612304967
rolling again for sickfuckery:
>I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
or
>true love is killing someone right as they come... do you love me?

>>612306420
Rollin for this

>>612306849
roll

>>612307045
Rolling for this s

What are we gonna do on the bed? POMF

>>612307005
wat?

>>612305777

>>612307028 Winrar

>>612307066
well, my dick thought it was a girl, and its a girl voice... so that sounds like I am straight?

>>612307079
I will never get my fucking sexy talk will I?
ffs reroll

>>612307005
reroll, going for 88 this time lmoa

>>612305410
roll because borderlands is awesome

>>612304967
daddy and my big brother showed me the sex game.

i was so scared when we started but i got used to it real quick. daddy says i'm a quick learner.

He shoots milk out of his penis real quick when i use my mouth to play with it he says i do it better than mommy.

my brother prefers to use him mouth though. He likes to try and stick his tongue as deep as it can get into my kitty before he puts his big cock in there.

sometimes they take turns playing with my kitty but they know i love it the most when one of them uses my kitty and the other uses my but.

I can feel them rubbing against each other inside me and my body gets really tingly and i cum a lot.

usually they cum on my tummy or face but sometimes they get really into and cum inside me.

I really love it when that happens because my body gets warm inside and i know it's because daddy and my brother love me so much

>>612307109
roll

I suck cocks.

>>612307005
Roll

" GET OFF MY 4CHAN YOU FUCKING NEWFAGS!"

>>612307273
reroll

>>612307109
trolloroll

>>612305524
rerolling

Davie you're too rough! My asshole is bleeding....don't stop though.

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Remind yourself overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

>>612307273
rolling for this this

>>612307109
rollorolloroll

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>>612307220
reroll no 15 or 16 I dont fucking know
Sexy Talk

>>rawwl

>>612307045

Roll for this s anon

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For some reason your voice reminds me to Alice Cartalet (Kiniro Mosaic)

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>>612307316
>tfw people are rolling for you
reroll

>>612307273
rolling

>>612307045

One more re try

We don't know how many the Collectors have stolen. Thousands, hundreds of thousands. It's not important. What matters is this: Not. One. More. That's what we can do here, today. It ends with us. They want to know what we're made of? I say we show them, on our terms. Let's bring our people home.

>>612304967
As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

[pause]

I didn't think so.

>>612305818
you forgot this while eolling at that
>>612305583

Going to cum, your voice is so hawt OP ;)

>>612307640
rerolling

>>612307109
roll for this http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sick_fuck

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>>612307503

>>612304967
hitler was ok

>>612307640
rerolling for o-ren!

Act like a badass loli leader, I need this speech please

The Collectors attacked our ship. They took our crew, our friends. They think we're helpless. They're wrong. They started a war, but we're not here to finish it. We're here to make them regret -- to show them and everyone else what happens when you go too far. No more running, no more waiting. Let's hit them where they live.
We don't know how many the Collectors have stolen. Thousands, hundreds of thousands. It's not important. What matters is this: Not. One. More. That's what we can do here, today. It ends with us. They want to know what we're made of? I say we show them, on our terms. Let's bring our people home.

>>612307745
rerolling

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>>612307439
give me the dam 8.
sexy talk of your choice

>>612307109
what the fuck? roll

>>612307045
Reroll

>>612305851
OH GOD PLEASE DO THIS

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>I was only 10 years old when I discovered Aunt Jemima
>My father had his girlfriend moved into the house at the time, so I mostly had to do all the chores in the house
>Sometimes his girlfriend would pick on me… And call me names
>It was when I discovered… Her…
>That was the day I found my calling in life
>Everyday I would eat Aunt Jemima pancakes, only to be appreciated in accompany with her famous maple syrup
>And every night before I’d go to sleep, I’d pray to Aunt Jemima for what she had given me
>I sodomize myself with my limited edition Aunt Jemima dildo until I went to sleep
>When I wake up in the morning all I can hear is the sound of arguing
>I get up, go downstairs, and see my Dad and his girlfriend fighting
>”What’s going on?” I ask meekly
>His girlfriend turns to me with a scoff, “None of your business you fucking faggot. I’m leaving, Harold!”
>My father’s face turns red, “Fine you fucking whore, it’s not like I want you here any way.”
>I am left alone by myself in my room, no friends, no one to care for me
>All I have… Is Aunt Jemima
>I hear a sweet, motherly voice from behind me
>”And that’s aaall you need baby child.”
>I turn around
>It’s Aunt Jemima
>My face lights up with glee
>She giggles
>”Let’s see your flap jacks now muffin.”
>She removes my pants to reveal my mutilated bloody asshole
>I am ready
>I open up my asshole for Aunt Jemima
>She forces her two foot long nigger dick in my ass
>I can feel it tearing at me from the inside
>My father walks in to this horrid sight
>Aunt Jemima looks at him before she pulls her dick out of my ass and fires a milky white barrage of semen at him
>It flies at mach two speed directly into his face, tearing his entire head off
>why couldn’t that be me?
>She puts a hand on my shoulder
>”Your sweeter than syrup baby child.” before vanishing into thin air

>>612307786
oh c'mon. rerolling!

>>612307273
roll

"spy's sappin mah sentry"
"pootis pencer ere"
"bonk"

>>612307802
:<
:<
reroll

>>612307728
i cant tell if you're asking for sauce or not. it comes from aogami and is the pokemon umbreon lmao

>>612307854
Fucking rolling

>>612307854
this

>>612307109
FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Could you sing this for me? :3

"Alright then, picture this if you will:
10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" post, just outside of Area 51.
Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this.
Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping...
Holy fucking shit!"

>>612307640
Kill bill is great. I want to hear this in loli.

>>612307854
READ THIS!

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Enough of this sex talk, make way for real literature. This should be easy for your mimicry.

Hear the sledges with the bells -
Silver bells!
What a world of merriment their melody foretells!
How they tinkle, tinkle, tinkle,
In the icy air of night!
While the stars that oversprinkle
All the heavens seem to twinkle
With a crystalline delight;
Keeping time, time, time,
In a sort of Runic rhyme,
To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells
From the bells, bells, bells, bells,
Bells, bells, bells -
From the jingling and the tinkling of the bells.

>>612307273
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU

>>612307109
rolling for this because rap is for niggers

>>612304967
rolling for "Mr glowing is a fucking faggot"

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>>612307273
Rolling for this.

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"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

>>612307788
Winrar

>>612305987
http://txt.do/xnv7 got a 3 in last thread and maybe a couple others
(please for the love of all that is unholy do the Rika one)
rolling for bonus 8

Did our loli abandon us?

>>612307902
8 get? please?
sexy talk get?

>>612307854
Roll

>>612307997

http://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/Sharing-my-new-toy-with-Daddy-F4A-femdom-pegging

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

re-roll pls

>>612307974
Rolling like a goddamned log in a river.

>>612307854
Please read this Op

>>612304967
>>612308008
winner

>>612306558
Doesn't have to be a long one just the cute domme thing is hot

>>612307109
prose is for roody-poos

>>612306028
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UnNTwp0Tmi
>>612306263
I'm a jar of dirt
>>612306318
Type it out okay?
>>612306358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pSTQfUUidJ
>>612306448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CO3BLZaYom
S-s-orry
>>612306488
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTcSCbgSKm
>>612306558
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UQZOuT39FG
>>612306632

http://vocaroo.com/i/s11LAG4LWI7y

>>612306868
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cH8kvO0DOb
>>612307128
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z0E8j7JWV5
>>612307258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dw5Uup7Yld
>>612307298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dw5Uup7Yld
>>612307501
She's adorable, i need to finish that
>>612308008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tLpThO1jum
>>612308048
YOu guys wish i was gone!

General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

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OP is long gone faggots.

"skizers you're a fucking cuck"

note: skizers is pronounced skizzers

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

please!

>>612307630
reroll

>>612308050
am I destined to never hear some fucking sexy talk? reroll no 22+

>>612307273
rolling

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

ima keep re-rollin till i win

Just some sexy talk using my name. Benjamin.

Also, you should check out reddit /r/gonewildaudio They'd really enjoy audios with your loli voice

>>612307997
I like the idea.

>>612308372
and again

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"


please

>>612307109
rap is for peanut butters

>>612307364
Rerollar

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

1

>>612308333
this counts as a win, right...?

>>612307109
a loli is fine too

>>612307364
rolling for anon because holy shit Darkest Dungeon.

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

2

>>612308300
Reroll

>>612304967
Uwah, what are we going to do on the bed

>>612308450
Shameless self roll

"Simon you are such a fucking faggot, holy shit"

3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZV5f0MChqr

>>612308372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uFi7xiseYZ
Love you

>>612308450
OH thank you for this link! I'm always looking to voice act places!

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>>612308261

Sexy talk, use tony as a name

>>612307997
right heeeere

>>612307364
for great justice, rerolling for this anon

>>612308388
winner

>>612304967


you can take whatever you want... but please, stay away from my rarest pepe

>>612305777
Rerolling

>>612308666
>tfw 666
Reroll for Gorbachev speech

>>612308598
terrible winrar, but a winrar none the less
>>612307109

>>612308001
lol this is always funny cause he's underage.

>>612308750
Once more!

>>612308713
rerolling

>>612308261
>>612306448

Thanks! Made everyone in the room laugh (except for davie, he doesn't approve of loli-invites)

>>612307854
Op you gotta fucking do this.

>>612307978
winner!

>>612308713
and rerolling again

>>612308261
Omg so fucking hot, thanks for the humiliation

>>612307997

GET

>>612308678
I've covered this, here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcFAwnKuuJw

>>612308924
Aww

>>612308775
this

>>612308828
HOLY SHIT I DID IT
only took like nearly 30 tries

>>612307854
kek, reroll

>>612308701
>>612308450

No problem. That's mainly for sexual audios (I'm sure you guessed that) but there's also /r/recordings for generic recordings

>>612307854
this

>>612307997
rerolling for myself

>>612308261
Sorry I tried to type it out, I wasn't the original OP of this. Just typing it with the imaginary made me gag. Sorry OP, maybe another time.

>>612307854
That's some kinky shit.

>>612308775
roll

Rolling for an ad lib about how whoever it is youre talking to needs to shut up and start sucking your cock, toss in a couple of moans as they get to work.

>>612305777
reroll

Sing the chorus of I want it that way.

>>612309144
I don't really care about doing sexual stuff, i mean if my fans like it, I'll do it <3

>>612308775
reroll

Read:

"Thank you for calling, I'm currently unavailable. If this is an emergency please send a text message. Voicemail is unmonitored."

"Shut the fuck up eric, jesus christ"

>>612306656
Wtf? How does a guy have a voice like a little bitch wtf???

>>612307997 here

>>612308775
rawl

>>612306656
no way this is a dude, is it?

>>612309554
its not actually a guy.

>>612309485
rolling because im a faggot

>>612309417
What do you prefer doing?

Also reroll for
>>612308300

>>612309554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lkczE8b5GB

>>612308333
reroll

Close your eyes. Let my words wash over you. You are safe now. Welcome to Night Vale.

>>612309681
more than likely a dude

dudes can have some squealy voices

that being said, i came buckets jerking to his little girl voice

>>612309417

Ah, I understand. Well, the option is there. I'm sure you'll have a large following if you did post to gonewildaudio though.

>>612309766
I just like reading silly things, doing sexual makes me feel weird >.<

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>>612307997
why isn't this a thing now?

>>612309797
reroll

>>612308300
One more try for Gorbachev, I'll let it go if I can't get it on this roll

>>612309465

Read:

"Thank you for calling, I'm currently unavailable. If this is an emergency please send a text message. Voicemail is unmonitored."

>>612305777
reeeeerollling

>>612309941
Don't worry, doing sexual makes everyone else here feel weird too, but in a good way.

>>612309952
reroll

"P-p-please senpai d-dont put it there" *screaming"

>>612309685
if any of us thought it was actually a girl we would DEMAND tits plus timestamp

none of us want the illusion ruined so we havent asked once.

BURN THE WORLD!

>>612308450
Another self roll

>>612310129
Read:

"Thank you for calling, I'm currently unavailable. If this is an emergency please send a text message. Voicemail is unmonitored."

Last attempt for soulless Loli voicemail :(

>>612309941
I definitely understand, I'll post more silly things in the future rather than historical speeches, kek