alcohol and other drugs

coke

>>612280202
pretty much this

>>612280131
cheesy bean burritos

>>612280131
calling you a tumblrina.

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>>612280131
protecting and helping others who deserve it


currently only possible in bullshit vidya

that french people are so ugly

>>612280131
whisky

Manual labor.

>>612280131
Nothing

drugs alcohol and my girl

>>612281945
wow i feel bad now and my guitar of course

>>612280131
Succeeding in life.
Good grades, shit like that.

>>612280131
pizza

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money music and tits

>>612281662
This

Her

A pint with my man.

>>612280131
37 and no hair loss

>>612280131
I haven't been truly happy for probably about 6-7 years since I was in college

>>612282146
Why does that make you happy? It makes no sense.

Those kind of achievements are building blocks to something else. A means to an end. It's something you use for something else.

You're retarded.

I guess that's obvious, though, seeing as anything makes you happy.

>>612280131
When OP isn't a faggot

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>>612280810
weak-ass b8

The fact that I'am from a rich enough family to enjoy life stress free financially. Also being born with a very content personality helps. Knowing that I own enough to pay my own wages forever, means that everything I do is because I want to do it, not because I have to.

I also do not have Too much money. Just to live normal life without actually getting a wagejob for it. Having more would take meaning out of material stuff, and make it pointless to strive for more. Part that I consider essential for a happy life at this point.

>>612280131
What do you mean by 'happy'?

>>612283336
Im jealous

Cheese pizza

>>612282919
Not really, but it did lure your dumb french ass

>>612283336
but you're still a manlet with a small dick

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truth.

>>612281662

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>>612282146
good stuff man.

>>612280131
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
IT CAN"T BE THAT BAD
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY
THEN WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SO SAD

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My job. I'm a locksmith, auto locksmith and safe and vault technician. Feels like I haven't worked in years.

Pic related, a safe I opened.

cuddling with gf
going out with friends
playing vidya
reading
cooking
good food

>>612280131
drawfags

>>612285057
I enjoy throat fucking your gf :)

>>612280131
Is he erected?

>>612285566
>throatfucking
>implying you can get to the throat with your 3" pecker
stay mad, anon :^)

>>612285605
would that make you happy?

cig after good food.
good music.
that feeling when u don't need2 find ur another half because you are already entirety.

>>612280131
I enjoy going to America and having money
I enjoy playing new ga,eps with friends

Literally the only happiness I have ever had

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>>612280131

Being alone makes me happy.

After spending a day at work with all my collogues, then getting home and listening to my folk's woes and worries.

I like to grab a book, jump in the car and drive somewhere quiet and out the way, and relax in quiet.

And now and then I will go on walks with people from work and go out with friends on occasion.

But ultimately I am happiest when I am in the peace and quiet on my own, drifting in and out of sleep, daydreaming and a book.

It's a simple life really.

>>612280131
>

>>612282758
Anything wont make me happy.
I used to get D's in school and now I'm at A's. Huge achievement for me, thus making me happy. Im not a retard, I'm a guy who turned his life around and that makes me happy.

I went from being that guy who sat at home playing vidya all day and gave two shits about school, too being that guy who works out almost everyday and who gets A's in School. Also I got a girlfriend and moved out from my parents fucking basement.

Who are you to judge me, fucking anon?

>>612280131
money makes me happy, money is love, money is buying power and buying things and services is happines

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My dog.

Success, sex, love, music, food, experiences...

and having nothing to worry about. That is indeed the greatest gateway to happiness for me.

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>>612284905
your assets might be needed somewhere else if you have a hard time finding work

>>612287680
If the price is right, anon, of course.

Drugs.

>>612280202
This

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>>612280131
rare pepe's make me happy.

>>612280131
purpose

Thinking about that bridge near my home, or the razor blades in my drawer. Because no matter how bad shit gets, I know I can just return to whatever state of existence I was before birth/ conception, plunging torwards whatever the universe/s/time/existence has planned for me to be a conscious being or whatever in another x40240240942billionyears or w/e.

>>612288115
the price is always right with the right people.

>>612289179
I've had several 'job offers'
Mostly to gain access into drug dealers houses. The reward has never exceeded the risk.
I'm in a coast to coast Canadian franchise company and im a certified teacher for the company for car door unlocking. I'm also on the end of the phone number for advice on safe opening.

Getting stoned, getting laid, getting drunk, a good book, good vidya (I've already played 255 hours in bloodborne since it came out, it's disgusting), my dog is a big one, being in love is the biggest one for me but I haven't been in love/loved back in over a year. It's not too bad though I'm seeing a 9/10 redhead casually.

The outdoors too, taking in a walk in the forest beside my house (vancouver life yo) or walking down to the beach and enjoying the sun and the babes.

OH another big one is Indian food, jesus christ we should all be eating curry everyday

>>612280131

coming from a weekend of self-cringe from a fantasy fair, having spent all my money on fake swords and food.

Then I get home, put on some relaxing celtic music, get a beer and a blaze, put on some incense....

All is good.

Fuck gfs. Fuck live. This is good.

>>612280131
looking at beautiful people like them

>>612289778
okay, awnser me this then, can you actually drill a safe open, if so, what kinda drill should it be?

>>612290107
>comfy life/10

this is how I live. feels-goodman.jpeg

Spending good times with friends, on some real shit, people say money all the time but money is always gonna be there. I can't tell you how great it is to get high with friends and just go around and do stupid shit. Pussy is definitely a bonus, shit's cash.

>>612291048
I use a corded DeWalt

It's not that simple tho. You need to know where to drill, angles, where relockers are and how to avoid them.
Also a few good bits. I use Keedex 'butter bits'

>>612290574

faggot, I've been there too and I'm still drunk

>>612291048
Also never use a cordless drill. You'll burn the motor out really quick. Always use corded drills.

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BJ

>>612291434
okay, sooo, is that information i can look up on the net? where to the locks are located and spots i need to drill are located?

How is that even real

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>>612280131

>>612291449

Bitch I can't drink when I fucking drive the vechile which carries my drunk friends home.

Contemplating the death and misery of abhorrently stupid and pointless people.

>>612288888

>>612280131
The fact that I will die one day

>>612291885
Honestly man, no. There is nothing advanced available.
It is a very tightly guarded trade secret.
You can find college courses for locksmithing online, it only briefly covers safe work.
As for lockpicking g and B&E stuff, shit dude, that's all over the Internet.

I'll be nice tho, anon.
If you need in a sentry safe it's super easy. Google image search the model number. Those fucking goons post pics of the safe with the door(s) open.
Guess the approximate location of one of the bolts. Drill in until you touch it. Remove the drill, insert a metal punch, and hammer the bolts back.
I can open a sentry safe in less than five mins. They're jokes.

Being a lazy fuck, while smoking the herb. This may seem stupid, but doing nothing at all is what makes me happy as fuck, but one day I decided I need to make money, so me and my gf up rooted ourselves from Texas, and moved to South Carolina. I got my CDL. Now im working 12-14 hour days at Pepsi, and wishing I could just go back to my easy job back in Texas, and being able to smoke every day.

So the recap, being a lazy stoner is what I find that makes me happy. Sit out on my porch smoking, watching the clouds go by, the sun float by, and then seeing the moon start to light the ground. -sigh-

>>612280131
Alcohol and Fucking mainly
I'm happy when I watch good football games too
I like to play football too
I'm also happy when I finish long books

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>>612288489

>>612292732
the one im interested in might be sentry safe, it says sentry on it, and its dark green but i dont know what the model number is, where can i see that? on the bottom of it? cause its pretty big and i can't move it without some machinery or somthing.

>>612287219
that dog reminds me of a friends. cute/10.

>>612280810
That's not what your mom was saying when I fucked her in the ass

Anyway that was a nice b8

>>612292732
different anon but I have a question, what's the most dependable lock/safe manufacturer?

>>612284905
Gort?

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Cute 2hu girls

a girl named franziska

>>612293451
Google search sentry safe. Wade thru the pics till you find it. Then, Google the model number. And then, my dear anon, you're good to go.

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rare pepes make me happy.

It's yours for only 10GBP!

>>612293726
Safe lock?
Or house lock?

Best lock on the market is a disk detainer style lock, by Assa Abloy; the Protec.

Best safe locks on the market would be swiss time locks or any safe lock made by the company Kaba.

>>612280202
Are you me?

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Making money

>>612294137
okay found it, trying to find some info on it, thank you based anon, you might just have saved me a whole lot of money, if this aint working, we'll just blow it open

>>612280131
i whish i knew.
currently lots and lots of alcohol

>>612284390
So are you but he still has more money than you.

>>612280810
agree

>>612294686
Blow blow it up anon. A crowbar will open them up pretty well if you can't drill. Post a pic anon, I'll help.

>>612295095
Don't blow it up*

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>>612294461
thanks anon have this

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>>612295095
looks a whole lot like this bad fuck

Happy? Literally just weed at the moment. I'm trying to stop because this has become a concern for me. I've been using it for years to sort of ease the pain of every day living. Which is fine in moderation, but when I'm just sitting on a couch all day, getitng high and shitposting on 4chan, it feels like I lost the point. Weed is a magical, wonderful thing, but when you start using it to feel normal, then I think it's a problem. If I can get past 2 weeks without smoking and/or killing anyone, I can probably start down that path. It's tricky though. I might just go buy weed tomorrow. Don't judge me, addiction is a fucked up thing.

Oh but actually music still makes me happy all the time too, so at least there's that.

>>612280131
Knowing that the universe is unexplainable and all those stupid human problems means literally nothing, also alcohol, chocolate, nature and being .with a girl I love.

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To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women.

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>>612295276
correction, this is the image i wanted to send you,

>>612280131
mony loooot of monyyy loool

>>612280202
this

>>612295276
Side drill and hammer the bolts back. Orrrr if you're feeling adventurous, pop the dial off - I highly doubt it has a relocker - then hammer the lock housing back into the safe.

>>612295912
Faggot

>>612295768
>>612296054
disreguard this anon, he is the a false one, but thanks man, its much appreciated

>>612280131
Nostrils.
Just... nostrils.

>>612296283
No problem. Stay out of trouble, /b/rother

>>612296575
will try, its not like this person can go to the cops about it or anything, you're the real Brother here bruh

>>612280131
Overeatng.
Once I got into it, my suicidal tendencied have all disappared.
>inb4 it's a form of suicide too

Music, art, raves, festivals, THC, drugs, bass, good alcohol, running, learning, writing, discussion, fail army, fine food, vidya

>>612297177
You are my fetish...

>>612296731
Godspeed, anon. Godspeed

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My gf :)

>>612280131
what would make me happy is to win several million dollars in the powerball or megamillions lottery, then i would move to the pacific northwest on a hillside mansion overlooking the pacific ocean and retire stoned in luxury

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>>612282758
Whoa man, you like, get it and stuff on such a deep level man.

Pleasure, empathy and beauty are the only things which make life worth living.

>>612280323
you nasty motherfucker, you are slowly killing yourself with that stuff

>>612297696

your gf makes me sad, cause she's fucking ugly.

>>612297987
sounds like the kind of comfy i'd go for myself dude. good luck

Psychedelics and Notstalgia Cartoons

>>612291805
those are nice, both giving and receiving

>>612282146
fair play

>>612282758
Don't listen to this cunt. Obvious jealousy is obvious. Just because he's happy being less than average doesn't mean everyone has to be. Seriously you seem like such a cunt it's difficult to comprehend.

>>612298136
this

life is futile and meaningless. numb yourself with the pleasant and pretty and show compassion to your fellow man for having the misfortune of existing in this wretched universe alongside you

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>>612298253

>>612298253
Show us yours then

new experiences, social interaction, new places, new people, new things, new food

the idea that i might experience all the fun, excitement, challenge and positive emotion this reality (real or not) has to offer me, wherever it be from

runner up is competition

3rd place is moments of raw, aimless ambition

>>612300380
>implying he's not a cum guzzling faggot

nothing
I guess I'm bored of life
patiently waiting to die

>>612291805
Sauce?