hello /b/ this may be the last time i make a thread
ive been contemplating suicide but feel like i need one more push to get a final answer and i want this site to be responsible for what i decide. Ive wasted years of my life on here so i owe you faggots that much.
long story short
you decide if i live on or end it all right now
the first person to get quads or higher decides my fate
if you suggest killing myself i will stream it for you all to see
>inb4 op won't deliver
i will fucking deliver
good luck
Kill yourself
You'll die when it's your time. Till then just live.
Dude don't fucking do it. No matter how shitty a life gets it's not enough reason to kill yourself. You still have no reason to do it. And you might say "well I don't have a reason not to do it either" you're fucking wrong. You're gonna die at some point so might as well live until you die. Don't be the cause of your own death. Atleast not in this way. It's fucking stupid.
This BS again huh
>>612209138
Rekt
>>612209545
Shut up, faggot. Shit.
Maybe. Not yes, not no. Decide for yourself.
Op, don't do it. Think of this. Life isn't about thinking. Life isn't even worth thinking about. In life, the best things are the most simple, such as walking outside and smelling flowers or hearing frogs croak on a warm summer's night. That's life. You can't just give up on something so serene and beautiful. Out of all the people in the world, you are a contribution to life itsself. Go be that contribution! Do something fucking awesome! C'mon Op, let the 4chinz help you instead of kill you.
>inb4 life is stupid blah blah
>>612209611
Hardcore eh
>>612209762
Deep fried twinkies at 99c hell yeah
No, don't be a retard. Be a /b/tard.
quad 9's live.
>>612209971
roll, live faggot.
Go into nature and live among the trees.
>>612209989
again.
live faggot
>>612208860
You will not kill yourself and keep on living
>>612210024
rolling
OP lives and starts it all over again.
Hey op, don't do it. Nothing matters, think of life as a short experiment. The older you get the quicker time goes, enjoy this very brief little visit of the world. The good and the bad. Take it all in and let it all go. Do whatever you want. Just don't waste this opportunity.
>>612209790
EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH EH
>>612210024
this
>>612208860
This god damn copypasta. Fucking an hero.
have hope
Fuck a fish while sharpie in the pooper. Don't die yet.
>>612210024
rolling again
Live
GIB KILL
Keep going my brother
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>>612209762
>implying I can even enjoy flowers at this point
>implying I'm not a dislikeable asshole to other people
>>612210024
rolling for this! Don't you die on me OP
Don't do it. There is nothing waiting for you at the "other side". Life is shit, but thats all you've got. There is nothing more for you in this universe, so take that little bit and make the best of it...
>>612210133
rolling
OP wont deliver
Die!
>>612208860
look at them quads
>>612210347
Faggot.
>>612208860
Just maximize your pleasure in life by eating good food such as Taco Bell and play video games all you want.
sharpie in pooper
>>612208860
>quads decides
How stupid do you think we are? If you really wanted to end it you'd let a specific number decide. I say let 06 decide. Fucking nigger faggot ass ruseman. Fuck off pussy. And kill yourself.
An hero!
>>612210024
Rolling
you little bitch,hit the gym.
Join the army.
Do some good in your miserable life,and by the doing,make it less miserable.
OP is live.
Checkem faggots
Don't
>>612210024
Rollin.
Live and join the army so you can play cod irl
>>612208860
Die OP!
>>612210024
live forever
>>612208860
Suicide NOW
please sodoku
kill self
live and abandon 4chan forever
Roll. Get you dick out of your ass and make something of your life.
You will kill yourself the day after your 85th birthday by jumping off a bridge
>>612210459
Roll
must die
why not just masturbate for three hours?
>>612210711
It's babby's first time posting on /b/!
do it and post results fgt
Dude don't do it. Death is so final while life is full of possibilities
>>612210987
rolling for this
Go out into the wilderness and become a scrub
>>612210987
THIS
>>612208860
but OP
you did this same thread earlier
and if u get a different roll from last time
than u will be breaking your last post
and ull be a faggot in death
so stop being a fucking faggot here
and just kill urself
get 6666
go kill your self
Fuck a horse
>>612211065
Edgy pseudo-oldfag detected. Lurk moar
Live you coward cunt
Choose life, just like George Michael
>>612210997
This
>>612208860
dont
>you not gonna anyway
do eet faggot
>>612211247
rise now child rise! You vill not die tonight! or anyday! Instead you vill live vore ever!!!!
>>612211372
wut? imnot OP
Don't die op we love you
Don't do it you scrub! like George Michael or even George Foreman
Get fucked by a horse
Shut up and live you giant fag
>>612211487
LIVE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE
Don't be a faget
I don't care whether you live or die.
But quit posting on /b/
Hang yourself
Flip a coin on it.
Don't
Just live, if you're that depressed just do stupid crazy fun shit, not like you gonna be too upset if it goes wrong anyway
Murder shitty people first if you're going to kill yourself at least.
you should keep on living
>>612211905
Agree with this cunt, just go skydiving and stuff
aaaaaaaa
>>612211905
Live dude have fun
Live Anon!!! You need to bang this chick >>612211111
>>612208860
letting strangers decide what you do with your life i s pathetic. suicide is pathetic. get your shit together, take it like a man. don't be a faggot.
Quads get
STREAM IT FAGGOT
>>612212181
reroll
Prolapse your anus intentionally
Do not kill yourself you enormous fucking faggot
>>612212209
Reroll
>>612211972
Or just move to a third world country and live there for a bit, then see how shit your life is
>>612208860
put ranch sauce on your balls and hang out in subway for a couple of days.
>>612212201
also get into the festival scene or some sort of gathering relevant to your interest. you'd be surprised how many good random people you'll meet and change your outlook on things. do fun shit. live. everyone gets sad. take it like a man dont be a pussy.
>>612211905
agreed
>>612212333
nice trips
Do whatever you like, but you can always kill yourself later
DIE!!!!
i hope you dont. No Dont kill yourself
already got quads once today
Why u doing this?... Dont.
Live! Aand start a conservative revolution!
Live. As time goes by, you will find a moment when the things dragging you down will seem smaller than what they are now. You might find a new purpose to strive towards. People will come and go, but there will be those who will help you through the stage you're going through. What ever is dragging you down now will be nothing compared to what will lift you back up. You being alive might be just enough to save countless others. Some going through what you're going through. Live. The future isn't that dark. And could be brighter.
>>612208860
Please dont do it. It can be so much different and your level of consciousness is way too low for now to comprehend it but you can change it easily. Don't listen to anyone that tells you to kill yourself, it matters. PLEASE just dont fucking do it.
If this is bs tho, you really fucking suck for triggering someone's anxious emotions that only tried to help you.
>inb4 shut up faggot
Go back to your porn hater simpletons, you are too worthless to decide whether someone should live or die.
Inb4 septs say do it
>>612208860
If you really want someone to decide for you at least go for trips. Quads is way too unlikely
>>612211150
babbies first time learning pseudo!
>>612209762
This.
>>612212429
do i get tits
>>612212631
Shut up faggot
kill urself fgt
>>612208860
Kill yourself. Only way.
do what ever YOU want, faggot
>>612211065
Tfw
>>612211150
Isn't even me
Reroll for op is live
live and seek help.
Fags gon die :)
Septs say PERISH
>>612211905
rolllll
>>612213012
Lol I'm a faggot but yeah pls an hero much nigga
Flip a coin
Heads equal death
>>612213077
Inb4 this op gets no answer
>>612208860
>>612208860
The amount of people begging this attention seeking cunt to choose life shows what a hive of faggotry /b/ has become.
Do a flip, faggot.
Live and find three waifus!
>inbf4 mormon lamentation
Do whatever you feel like, its your choice.
>>612208860
Sell all your shit and do a giveaway first.
>>612212700
I'm 25 and I've used pseudo on many other occasions
Death for a faggot
One down, 7 billion to go
Don't kill yourself you huge faggot, Suicide is for the weak
Die
Live u fuck
Either kill yourself by trying to hump Obama's leg
or live on to see some other retard trying to do that
next chance for quads gone
Don't do it
quads get
also kill yourself please
Don't die, live!
>>612213339
MOTHERFUCKER
>>612213291
Oh shit, nvm
live happy anon
>>612208860
Op enlist in an army and go fuck shit up if you want to die so badly
I'm scared
die
Don't do it breh
Death for those who cry out for it
Die
Die :^)
Be still and cease to live
Don't, dumbass. Do it and your last thought will be of how you could have fixed everything, I garuntee it. Every problem has an answer, and every situation can improve.
Live no more
>>612208860
Live! And help me out of my debts and rescue mines.
>>612208860
i say you lose weight get out of your mom's basement and get a job
also you must bate to the gifs breasts
live and never return to /b/
getzquadz
LIVE!
>>612208860
go out and get a hot fuckin hooker and fuck her silly then cry
stay alive
die
Don't do it
live m8
Swallow those pills and realise how easily solvable those problems are, then weep as you slowly die of poison, a tragic death for a pitiful life
Don't do it.
Actually do a stream but just slap yourself in the face and call yourself a little bitch faggot.
Don't do it man
seconz tryz getz quadz
LIVE!
>>612214440
Closest.
Now we wait for 5555
Commit suicide. Quads get.
Live, Go out get some ice cream book a vacation
Shoot yourself leaving a note revealing the truth about everything.
Like the fact that jet fuel will never melt steel beams, and that Hitler never did anything wrong.
>>612214895
Rollaroni
Rolling for do it.
>>612208860
just go all marvin gaye on your dad and maybe he will do it for you?
Rolling for life
fucking die op feg
Dont do it op, keep living, just go on a trip psychadellic or around the world or do something extravagent like skydiving or something new, try new things and just do stuff you love man, please quads
DIE AND STREAM IT FOR ALL TO SEE
Roll for life
Reroll op pls live
Goodbye op I hope you find what you're looking for
do it for moot and be reborn as a loli
>>612214895
First of all live, but live stream you booking a vacation while eating a cookie
reroll op pls die
>>612208860
join IDF
Quad 5's live
Do it and leave /b/ open.
inb4 quad death
die
>>612208860
move to the phillipines
Do not do it. Don't.
DEATH TO OP
5555 liveeeee
>>612214895
Roll :)
pls die
go blow up some isis
Roll to life live love long asap, quads checking in
>>612215550
so close
>>612215550
5 AWAY YOU WERE SO CLOSE TOP KEK
bleed to death
>>612214895
Roll for this pls live
>>612215703
:^)
1nb4 no one actually gets quads and we sit here all day like bloodthirsty fags who want to see op die
m8 dont kill yourself
Live, Op goes to /soc/ and meets someone
Don't do it we need people like you to serve the good people of this world
>>612215920
Roll
>>612216158
Re roll
6666 soon die feg
DIE, SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO SATAN TOP KEK
6666 kys
6666 die
live
DON'T do it. Get some therapy. I hope you work shit out man.
die
6666 dieeee
kill yourself
LIVEe
Dont kill ur self.
Don't do it op.
Truthfully I understand your feeling though people are such cunts now days, I say muck up some fast food joints or something steal their sauce and paint the shop with it?
>>612216662
so close anon top kek, guess you didnt save him this time
Hey, OP
I know this is probably not a real commitment but, if it is, life is really worth more than amusing a horde of sociopathic wannabes sitting in front of an illuminated screen. They're just kids.
They really are just kids.
Find something else to do.
>>612208860
Do it fagget
>>612215805
:^) (^:
Live, OP ; keep on being a faggot for years to come
Live u faggot
IF I HAVE TO STAY ON THIS EARTH AND SUFFER SO DO YOU FAGGOT
LIVE
>>612216953
Nooo
livebruv
>>612208860
quads please.
dont do it anon. im just a stranger sitting on his porch on a cool sunday morning in georgia, but id like you to live friend. god loves you. jesus loves you. i love you. /b/ loves you. forget all the edgey replys. your life means something.
Get laid
Re roll for living
DO A FLIP, FAGGOT!
>>612209499
Till quads?
No one likes death so dont kill urself
Live stream it on twitch
Live untill u die
slit wrists in bathtub
>in b4 nobody gets 7777 either
Join the army
>>612217522
reroll
Live
>>612208860
don't do it man
>>612208860
Do not kill yourself OP.
7777 OP lives
Hope it 404s before we get quads faggot
>>612217036
roll
Life roll
kill yourself faggot
>>612217660
Reroll