thread got deleted so im reposting
here is the story of how i became an alpha
> be me
> at prom with no date because i'm a betta
> hang with my less beta friends
> see girl I've had crush on since 6th grade
> wanna ask her to dance but too much of a pussy
> continue hanging with friends
> in the meantime drink 15 glasses of mtn dew
> finally get courage to ask her to dance
> tells me she would but she cant because her boyfriend (who wasn't there) would be pissed
> felling kinda bad but shrug it off because i finally realize that it isn't hard to talk to girls
> time to announce prom king and queen
>>612166087
> king and queen announced
> probably rigged because king is superintendent's son
> ask queen to dance
> king hears and tells me to fuck off
> tell him the same
> calls me a faggot
> call him a richboy pice of spoiled shit
> takes a swing at me
>>612166158
> i side step out of the way
> king throws another punch
> i block the punch and then return one with my other hand
> hit him right in the nose
> he falls to his knees
> blood everywhere
> turn back to queen ask her to dance again
> she says yes
> dance with her
> chaperon walks up to me
>>612166216
> chaperon tells he he saw me punch king and says i need to leave
> tell him to suck my dick
> grabs my arm tries to pull me out the door
> yank my arm away and tell him to leave me alone
> nigger calls over more chaperons
> before they come over i kick the first one in the dick
> next two run up and i do the same
> realize i just kicked 3 men in the dick
> holy fucking shit i m gonna be in trouble
>>612166271
> run to the door
> see cops
> think holy shit im gonna go to jail
> turn around
> run to bathroom
> chaperons see me and follow
> chaperons tell cops where i am
> remove ceiling tile and crawl up in ceiling
> cops witness my ascent
> they try to climb up too so i crawl further
> as i continue to creep along the inside i notice the ceeling will not hole me for much longer because it is old and water damaged
Go on
>>612166358
> feel tiles giving under my weight
> fall through the goddamn ceiling
> fall right in the middle of the dance floor
> i'm addled but ok because all the people i fell on broke my fall
> get up
> watch 2 cops and 3 chaperons fall out of the ceiling
> more teens pummeled by falling men
> run to the door
> paramedics meet me at the door
> ask where king is
> tell them they'l problbly need more paramedics because some assholes fell out of the ceiling
cont?
sure why not
>>612167326
I feel like this is a plot to an 80's movie.
ibd4 we walk the dinosaur
>>612167802
Maybe that's how the floor broke
inb4 yo holmes to bel air
This is gold
I was expecting this to be an old spice commercial.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Go on...
>>612167326
> run to my car
> cops in pursuit
> jump in my rolled down window duke boy style
> burn rubber gettin outta there
> followed by cops
> turn on my CB radio
> hear cops talking about me
> they say they thought i was just a good ol boy
>>612169195
Don't you fucking dare go dukes of hazard on us
>>612169195
I swear to fuck if this ends like the Dukes of Hazzard
Yea, just leave op right in the middle of the story.
Fag.
>>612169195
> i keep driving
> cops still chasing
> turn down some old country dirt road
> notice there are now two cop cars behind me
> keep driving
> big gorge ahead
> bridge is out
> put the peddle to the goddamn mettle
> i jump the bridge
> the two cop cars fall in the gorge
>>612170487
I'm out. Fuck all of you.
>>612168938
newfag
>>612170487
> keep driving
> get to my uncle's house
> get out of my car go in house
> brother asks me how my prom was
> tell him it was groovy
> ask him what he did when i was gone
> told me he just hung out with our tow truck driving friend all day
> i say cool and continue into my room
> my hot cousin is already in my room
> we make out
and that is the story of how i became an alpha
OP, pls try to make this believable. Honestly the fakest and gayest thread I've been in in a long time.