MACHO GAMES REAPING OOOH YEAH!
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MACHO GAMES REAPING OOOH YEAH!
>>612154186
> Including penguin
Shit games
Go Trude you got this
>>612154186
Here we go!
BILL NYE HAS FUCKING GOT THIS
NO ONE HAS A GRASP ON PHYSICS LIKE BILL NYE THO
>tfw u may have breathed the same air a dinosaur breathed 1000s of yrs ago
>>612154186
And I shall have the honor of being the inaugural winner.
>>612154071
PLEASE PROCEED ON EXPLAINING IT
MORE DETAILED TO TARKUS
>>612154186
Alright niggers, Moonman is up in this bitch.
That oreo looking fuck is first on my lynch-list
>Moonman
I'll see you soon, Airi.
>>612154186
Good luck...
>>612154186
https://youtu.be/9JFFBKPUQX0
ANIKI! ANIKI! ANIKI!
THE REAPING OF THE HUMAN SOULS SHALL BEGIN TODAY! [spoiler]If by any chance I get Moon man, please tell him I am very sorry.[spoiler]
>>612154414
Rooting for ya raven, good luck!
>>612154390
O-OH MY!
>Stagger
>NOT KILLING PENGUIN
>>612154647
EVERY FUCKING GAME I FORGET HOW TO SPOILER SHIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8uV9JDIBUw
Theme of the thread.
>>612154565
SHIT not again!
>>612154384
Right!
>>612154565
You can't run my friend, i am everywhere and nowhere.
http://strawpoll.me/4209364
>>612154717
AT LEAST MOON MAN WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN!
>>612154435
Pants are not only a struggle for us witches but is also a pain depending on said company producing them. Not having pants also allows for more flexible and comfortable tasks to be made better due to no pants.
>>612154787
We wanted you to catch up upon us~
>>612154717
K member down. Your ass is grass and I've got the weed whacker you yellow nigger
>Moonman
>>612154920
Seems I won't be getting to you, Airi. What a shame, you're such a loser.
>>612154920
HAHA NICE FIGHT, YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A TRUE WARRIOR!
>>612154920
That's my ass! Woo!
>Stagger
>>612154717
Gregor should have expected this.
IF THE MACHO MAN IS GOING TOO FAST JUST SAY SOMETHING
>>612154974
>>612154717
This is the worst day ever
>>612155196
RIP Yuno
>Moonman
>her
???
>>612155196
http://strawpoll.me/4209379
>>612155196
You need to kill more niggers MM!
>Stagger
>>612154667
Praise from best sister, even though you were off by one. Good night is good.
>>612154717
You killed my district mate, you oaf!
>>612155196
Come back, Satsuki! I just wanna talk to you.
>>612154917
HMM TARKUS THINKS HE UNDERSTANDS NOW
>>612155196
>http://strawpoll.me/4209245/r
>>612155340
I used to, not too. Kill me
>>612155180
Ohhhh yeah!
>Gala
>>612155220
We'll be waiting for you on the other side aniki <3
>>612155422
im
>cody
>>612155316
Just because you're the Hunger games /b/ mascot, doesn't mean I won't ram this saber up your ass if you don't leave now.
>Lord Brevon
>>612155196
What the fuck is this Macho Man? You confusing me for some two-dollar nigger slut?
>>612155373
Sometimes the sheer number of minorities in the world get to me
>Moonman
>>612155374
Why should I?
>>612155477
I-it's massive!
>Stagger
>>612155483
But I need my neck...
>>612155521
Meduse is the mascot? I thought it was that Hoshi fag
8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Super Big Brother
District 6
Hoshi Champ Gregor
District 2
Oshino Shinobu
District 8
Azazel
District 10
Airi Ban
District 4
Franken Stein
District 1
Yuno
District 4
Schmendrick The Magician
District 3
>>612155735
Not anymore you don't
>>612155642
Wasting time speaking to fools? What, are you gonna talk to yourself? I like you, but that's a bit...funny.
>>612155745
Ether way, you seem to get some of the popularity along with Hoshi, so my point still stands.
>Lord Brevon
>>612155897
Shion is the mascot i think
>>612155984
>>612155897
no penguin
>>612155745
http://strawpoll.me/4209396
>>612155984
We need a strawpoll
>>612155984
>>612155897
I'm certainly more liked around here than I was before Avatarfagging became mainstream, but I'm certainly not Hoshi levels.
>>612155958
hot pairing <3
>>612156132
Such a beautiful day!
>>612155863
All witches I've met until now are quite fools. Why am I to believe you're any different?
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Brief
District 12
>tfw forgot to change moonman's gender
Penguin and Hoshi confirmed co-mascots
>This graph triggers my ocd
>>612156246
>>612156333
Your trips betray you. You came back and joined me. See? It's not bad at all. Besides, you've not met anybody like me. Foolishness is not in my vocabulary.
>>612156333
She's definitely foolish. But she does have spirit, I may not like her that much, but I admit she does have a strong spirit.
>>612156670
Forgot pic
>>612156633
I expected better of you Macho Man, the niggers and minorities of the world are laughing in my face
>Moonman
>PENGUIN HAS FALLEN
>>612156771
Hey, that was mine!
>Gala
>>612156771
Good work, Raven. Want to share this cabbage?
>>612156444
AHHH!
>Stagger
>>612156878
How about you try some torture methods to regain some lost face? It helped me when it came to a certain dragon girl, and plus it almost gave me free food.
>Lord Brevon
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Ness
District 9
penguin
District 2
>>612156920
AND WHAT? WHAT HAPPENS?
>>612156924
She just wanted to steal a piece of that ass.
>Stagger
>>612156920
She was lucky only because she was kickass in this game (her name)
>penguin
>>612156940
Only if you're serving it with corned beef.
>>612156710
I might say the same about you...
>>612157094
W-why!?
>Stagger
>>612157094
I didn't even have a weapon... does that mean he beat me to death with my arms?! TRULY A BRUTAL MAN
>>612157094
Sorry, Stagger!
>Gala
>>612156940
http://strawpoll.me/4209420
Captcha: Cabbage pics
>>612157263
Looks like someone is dying tonight by a certain moon person.
>Lord Brevon
>tfw messed up a lot of genders
>>612157345
You could have atleast killed me with your ass!
>Stagger
>>612157094
Betrayed by the ass, eh Stagger?
>>612157094
What the fuck Stagger. She distracted you with her massive baboon ass didn't she?
>>612157263
Killing std filled minorities and niggers was sure to catch up with me one day. I'm passing the nigger-killing torch to you this game Raven.
>Moonman
Im going to bed now, see yo guys any other day.
I hope you win Satsuki, you are very strong!
>>612157486
Then this would be the last you saw.
>Gala
>>612157589
cya
>>612157505
Yeah Sorry about that.
>>612157495
Yeah, have a problem?
>Stagger
>>612156940
Cabbage is my trigger word you privileged white cis-male scum, kill yourself
>>612157474
>MACHO GAMES: GENDER BENDER EDITION
>>612157600
Worth it.
>Stagger
>>612157341
Darn... at least it wasn't a silly death this time.
>>612157626
Are you sure you don't want one of these in your ass? If dubs...cabbage in your ass.
>>612157625
No. Just humerous is all.
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
MACHO CHOSEN UNDEAD
District 11
Stagger Knight
District 8
Moonman
District 12
Brayyy Lmao
District 6
Kickass Trude
District 5
>>612157578
Welcome to the other side aniki~<3
>>612157748
Yeah, very funny.
>Stagger
FEAST
>>612157743
You call those dubs?
Check these
>>612157600
Pretty worth it
>Cody Travers
>>612157589
Happy sleeping.
>>612157937
Smart fucking decision.
>Classy Raven
>>612157578
come on her kickassness saved her of poisoned water but not for thirst ?
>penguin
>>612157937
rooting bill
>>612157938
What a fucking failure
>>612157937
Good job raven! Play it smart and you'll make it!
>>612157937
Suck my cock, Meduse.
>>612157733
I guess so but being beaten to death with my own arms is a bit humiliating also really painful!
>>612158119
bill nye tho is the only one who is making all the right moves
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Hotler
District 7
Medusa
District 11
>>612158281
LORD BREVON, WHY DO ALL MY PICKS DIE NEAR THE FUCKING END!
>>612158281
>adachi
>her
again macho ?
>penguin
>>612158246
Eh don't worry she wouldn't have succeeded either,
>Stagger
>>612158281
Adachi you coward!
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Lord Brevon
District 1
>>612158451
You're better than that, Raven! Get up!
>>612158122
Dubs is a good sign.
>>612158451
Based Gala. Remind me to send you a basket of summer sausage.
>>612158666
checked
>>612158246
Ok I'm sorry, I need to sleep my anger off, I'll be nice to you again tomorrow
>>612158463
Eat shit, Stagger, you can't get dub either, you little cuck
http://strawpoll.me/4209450
>>612158666
Nice trips, recovered from that one digit I missed last time!
THE MACHO GAMES ARE GETTING TOO PEACEFUL! WE NEED ELBOW DROPS! SCOOP SLAMS! COME ON!
>>612158747
what anime you from you hottie
>>612158817
>>612158747
Shut the hell up you spawn of satan, Still love you though.
>Stagger
>>612158666
Ass respects ass, Raven.
>Gala
>>612158666
Remember kids, don't accept summer sausage from SATAN.
MACHO MAN IS GONNA KILL YOU FUCKERS IF YOU DON'T START MURDERING!
>>612158817
DID LORD BREVON CAUSE IMBALANCE IN THE PEACEFULNESS OF THE GAMES? WAS BREVON THE ONLY ONE ENFORCING THE RULES OF THE MACHO GAMES?
GALA RECEIVES A COOKIE!
>>612159115
Err... sorry, Raven!
>Gala
>>612159115
Darn! Not bad, got far at least, Raven.
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Classy Raven
District 10
>>612158839
Boku no Pico
>>612159359
u lie
>>612159308
Rest In Ass.
>Stagger
>>612159115
I thought that food tasted funny...
>>612159283
Thanks. There's always next time.
>>612159243
No hard feelings, I suppose, especially now that you've gotten aboard the poisoned food train.
>>612159115
Ah,nobody from Homeworld are in these games I see.
I'll just have to compete myself next game then.
>Jasper
>>612159308
Damn! Oh, well. You haven't seen the last of us!
>Gala
>>612159308
Rooting for bill bye.
>Yuno
>>612159308
Nice kill Satsuki, now can you kill a simple man?
WE HAVE OUR CHAMPION!
http://strawpoll.me/4209469
>>612159637
He showed me hospitality. It's only right I kill him last.
http://strawpoll.me/4209471
>>612159637
>Implying bill Nye is just a simple man
>>612159743
It had best be Sats.
>Classy Raven
>>612159637
He's more than a man, he's a science man.
>Yuno
>>612159411
I would never do such a thing
>>612159743
Bill you better fucking win.
>Jasper
>>612159786
I'm not saying he isn't smart I'm saying in terms of being a normal human
>>612159778
Fair is fair I suppose
>>612159786
>>Implying bill Nye is just a simple man
he kinda is. He's pretty autistic when it comes to global warming and religion.
>>612159910
yes u will
u r vampire and yellow eyes i don trust yellow eyes
>>612159910
Remember the first reason of my two reasons to take you down
>Cody Travers
>>612160150
>cody
http://strawpoll.me/4209488
>>612160309
There is justice in the world. Good win, Sats.
>Classy Raven
>>612160309
Well played.
>>612160050
But not when is comes to getting faded like a mad kunt
>>612160309
SUCH A COWARDLY WAY TO VICTORY
>>612160309
You cunt
You Raditzed him
>>612160425
CONGRATULATIONS FOR WINNING THE VERY FIRST MACHO GAMES!
>>612160309
Aaaaand you fucking blew it.
>Jasper
>>612160425
Congrats!
Does anybody want a peanut?
>>612160526
>it's 12:31am, I haven't slept in 2 days, gimme a break
>>612160309
>IF I KILL YOU I WIN BUT NO ILL SPARE YOU
Smart move, jackass.
>>612160150
>>612160211
>>612160222
Fine, Yosuga no Sora
>>612160309
I won't judge you for how you won. probably...
>>612160526
Thank you, Macho Man. It is quite the honor.
>>612160554
ME!
-Battlewagon
>>612160597
http://strawpoll.me/4209493
>>612160554
After the humiliation I have suffered from that Adachi creature, I'd be more then willing to forget about it all.
>>612159308
Damn it bill! Friction
>>612160793
>Lord Brevon
>>612160649
i gogle still no face i see wat u really from
>penguin
>>612160597
Just shoop the savage shades and dew rag on the winner
>>612160674
>>612160480
>>612160475
The faces of the jealous, everybody.
MACHO MAN IS GOING TO BED! THANKS FOR A FUN NIGHT! MAYBE I'LL HOST AGAIN SOMEDAY. PROBABLY TOMORROW
SPECIAL THANK YOU TO HOSHI FOR MAKING THE HUNGER GAMES HOSTING GUIDE!
>>612160856
shut up, know where she comes from
>penguin
>>612160966
kek that thumbnail
>>612160930
The face of a true bastard who goaded the games into some pussy whipped peace gathering.
>Lord Brevon
>>612160930
>>612160480
Not jealous, dissapointed; for someone with such resolve to cheapen their tactics? Come now.
>>612160966
>thumbnail
MOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
>>612160930
YOUNG LADY HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT TO WHO
TARKUS IS NO JEALOUS TO LADY WHO BEATS NORMAL HUMANS
TARKUS FLIPS GOLEMS
>>612160856
http://strawpoll.me/4209499
>>612160856
If you can't find out with what I already did, you don't deserve to know, you autistic fuck, seriously.
Oh dear, whoever will pick up the torch and host now?!
>>612161278
so u won tell me
>cody
>>612161370
penguin
>>612160930
Why would I be jealous of cheap tactics?
>>612160966
Snap in to bed, there.
>>612161370
Who indeed. Could be you. Could be me. Could be anybody.
>Classy Raven
>>612161370
I WANT HOSHI!
>>612161433
no she tell me
>penguin
>>612161370
You, please?
>Stagger
>>612161370
Penguin
>>612161370
host.jpg do not trust^
>>612161370
I'll try
>Cody Travers
>>612161370
Mion?
>>612161128
>>612161128
The Science Man, in his supposed wisdom, should have known to kill first and ask questions later. Twice I was able to convince him to spare me and twice it worked. His loss was his own fault.
>>612161370
I guess if possible, I could try and host these hunger games.
>Lord Brevon
>>612161370
Hoshi>Mion
>>612161604
>Satsuki
ALMOST FORGOT
GOODNIGHT MACHO MANIACS
>>612161370
Do it so I can take a win or Home-world.
>Jasper
>>612161552
Mion won't be on for several days.
>Ta-Class
>>612161714
At least I was ahead of penguin
