>>612083996
i'd take her to parties and play wonderwall on her to attract drunk whores

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>>612083996
I wouldn't plug them into an amp

Nylon or steel string?

>>612083996
Install some pickups.

>picture of microcephaly
>acoustic
Not sure if serious question + unfunny OP, or weak troll

>>612083996
D minor her ass into oblivion.

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>>612083996

I'd install a hidden door in back of her head and use the empty cranial cavity to smuggle cocaine.

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>>612084335
Topkek

Why do you ask? What did your parents do to you OP?

I'd divorce my wife for cheating on me with her guitar.

"What kid, I don't have a kid"

>>612083996
Abortion.
(so not born)

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>>612085046

>>612083996
You mean, like a fart or something ?

>>612083996

Once they were 18, I'd let them decide whether or not they wanted the surgery to go electric.

>Calling FOX News
>Telling them that my wife gave birth to a guitar
>???
>PROFIT

>>612085046
>kek

>>612083996

I'm not sure...what did your parents do?

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>>612085280
Lol

>>612083996
I would use them to play some phat beats

>>612085564
>beats
Dr. Dre?

>>612084283
Fuck you I laughed

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I would play him

i would smuggle it into an aquarium, and when they question me, i will tell them it is a rare potato fish.

>>612085776
Why do you even bother to reply?

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>>612086515

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>>612086515
indeed

>>612084335
Can someone please print screen this thread? This is epic

RL: >>>/x/16062257

yee

Boy: drop at fire station
Girl: sex dungeon

>>612083996
autism doesnt mean your kid is fucked. in many it can be rather minor, and they can live their lives pretty normally, but for some it is major and yeah, that sucks. i would be incredibly sad about it at first but id get over it and love and raise them regardless.

>born autistic
>implying I wouldn't abort

>>612085117
autism usually cannot be determined until after the child is born, sometimes years after.

>>612083996
well if my child was artistic id probably throw the little fucker in the wood chipper.

>>612089506
>implying you know in the womb

lol at the dudes in here saying they'd abort... like it is their decision.

id rather have an autistic kid than one that is like %99 of the faggots on here to be honest.

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>>612089817
Or a circus would be enough

>>612089764
postnatal abortion?

>>612090233
/thread

>>612090233
This
Dubs kekd

>>612086515
>>612087380
>>612087727
Samefag

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>>612090494
Kek'd

>>612084141
Lol

>>612090233
you dont really know what autism is right? there is not physical disfigurement or any clues that an infant has autism. it is not until later when you recognize their inability to develop normally; language problems for example. postnatal abortion is done when an extreme problem occurs right after birth. it does not occur months or years later... that is just murder.

>>612083996
touch her skin and hotdog her ass

Pick out the shovel i'm gonna use for the shallow grave

>>612090993
If it turns out retarded it's still post natal abortion.
Not murder if the victim doesn't understand.

>>612090993
Fathers should again have the power to kill their children. Fuck living in 2015 with these male feminist statist shills.

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>>612090494

>>612090494
My sides are in fucking orbit

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>>612090494
KEKKKK

Someone posted the same shit like 3 weeks ago, fuck off op I bet your cum is as watery as rice milk

>>612090993
>>612090993
I am currently writing a paper on autism and i have read that the brain system is operating differently having a latency in incoming information to the brain. The brainstem develops differently and the thalamus and Hypothalamus cannot combine sensory stimuli in order to comprehend the environment as a combination of things. Instead, their brain is perceiving each thing differently and thus it augments the individuality of the subject. It's like you are listening to a symphony, but your brain breaks apart every single instrument and you listen to all of them separately without any coherence

>>612083996
use them as intrastate drug mules. you could literally hide 50 pounds of drugs in their ass and nobody would know

>>612090993
It's not murder if they're gonna suffer in life or make the people around them suffer

It's just solving a shit load of problems

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>>612092648

>>612092514
you should also know that it can be caused by very small doses of Dihydrogen Monoxide. The effect varies from person to person, but in some cases causes autism.

>>612091620
you're an idiot. why should anyone have the right to force someone to do something in their body that they do not want to do? you men's rights faggots have turned abortion into an issue for men but i just dont get it. its not women's fault that evolution granted them with the ability to get pregnant. the bottom line is that no one should have right to tell others what to do with their bodies, especially when you are talking about a 9 month commitment to something that could fundamentally change their bodies forever. you're a piece of shit.

>>612083996
can someone fix her with photoshop

>>612084185
Do you mean like a blog?

>>612093179
A fetus is a separate body and people should not be allowed to kill it. FACT

>>612093179
"Men" "men" "men"

Feminist fag this is no place for u

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>>612090494
holy shit

>>612092514
congratulations, but this means what? unless you do extensive testing that nobody ever does on the fetus or infant, you cannot usually tell if a baby has autism

>>612093407
a separate body is one that can survive independently... a fetus cannot do this until late in the pregnancy and even then it can have a lot of trouble if born too early.

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>>612083996
>acousting
i kekeld