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Ask a cop anything.

inb4 - name
inb4 - badge number
inb4 - No I have not killed any niggers
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gun in ass
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>>612042696
How do you genuinely feel about the whole quota system?
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>>612042760
this
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>>612042696
So, ever killed a nigger?
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> No I have not killed any niggers

Shit dude you must be way behind on your quota
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>>612042696
a walkie talkie, a gun, and a holster. LMAO this faggots a wannabe cop
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i know you guys have contraband, have you smoked any of that shit?
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Why haven't you killed any niggers? Are you a cop in the Midwest or Alaska or something?
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>>612042696
Name?
Badge number?
Have you killed any niggers?
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Are you guys allowed to stop and get food/snacks whenever you want? Or are there set break times?
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Your not a cop judging by your Web gear armed security at best. Also your radio is shit.
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>>612042696
If you haven't killed any niggers yet, then you aren't doing your job properly.

>I mean come on what are we the tax payers paying you for?
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>>612042760
/thread
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>>612042973
Midwest? Where do you think Ferguson is?
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>>612042800
The only division that I KNOW has a quota system in the State Police I work for is the Highway Patrol. I don't think it is bad as being that if you want to be in the highway patrol you should be asked to fulfil a minimal amount of work (as they do not investigate regular complaints)
As for anyone else it is wrong and can lead to an officer making up violations to fulfill his quota
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do you hate larry davis?
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>>612043115
Not that guy, but I thought Ferguson is in Bible Belt area?
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>>612043115
Where do you think the Midwest is?
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>>612042929
4 drug test a year so no.

>>612042903
No way I am posting my badge.

>>612042999
nice trips
We need to ask a supervisor for permission but it is very flexable
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That's a shitty pistol no law agency would issue such a piece of shit. Unless they wanted you to die if you every needed to shoot it.
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>>612042696

Why are white people racist
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Why can't I drink and drive?
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>>612042696
your a dumbass cops dont use 30$ baofeng radios Amature radio guys (hams) use them I know this bc i happen to be a general class ham.
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>>612043410

Will you be my wingman ?
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I'm a rapist
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>>612043483
>caring about ham radio this much
How's it feel wearing a tin hat all the time?
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>>612043005
not op but those radios a great for the price cant beat em
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>>612042696
>Ask a cop anything.
>inb4 - name
>inb4 - badge number
Aren't you required by law to give those if they are asked for?
If so how are you not violating global rule #1
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
by either refusing to to give information that is required of cops or impersonating a cop?
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What would you do if some kid is smoking pot vs a nigger smoking pot
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I smoke weed daily.
What ya ganna do with my white ass?
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is it giuliani time?
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>>612042973
East coast.

>>612043005
The department hands out the worst leather Sam Browne and holster in the history of mankind

>>612043237
>larry davis if he wanted to make a point hee should have gone after a dirty cop/

>>612043411
S&W MP40 what is wrong with it?

>>612043432
Laws

>>612043483
Department issue is Motorola, And are not take home nor are there enough We are allowed to buy our own. I am not spending 100's on a radio when a $50 will suffice

>>612043650
This
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can jet fuel melt jet fuel?
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>>612042696

>M&P
>cop

Alright.
Show us something only a cop would have, like the patch on your uniform.
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>>612043618
Safe, helps keep your brain from frying incase the coxial cable has an RF leak
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How about killing while monkey crakers? They are a parasite on the back of the planet.
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>>612042696
> Baofeng uv5r
> gun belt with a one stage hoster
> knock-off asp baton
> a "cop"
Take it from a real LEO, fuck right off
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>>612042696
How's it feel to be a low IQ underachieving knuckle dragger begging for scraps off the state's table?
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>>612043410
>badge
surely there are ways you could prove you're not frauding?
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>>612043660
I am required by law to display it on my shirt / vest while performing duties inherent to my job

>>612043670
Tell them not to be assholes and do it inside.
If he gets an attitude then I would arrest. Both would get searched

>>612043745
Not my problem as long as you are discrete or live where it is legal>>

.
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did you not study in school? can you read? how did you turn on your computer today if you're this dumb? have you ever had a real job?
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>>612042696
I've been through the desert with a cop with no name,
Had no badge, I liked him all the same.
I asked him how many nigger kills to his name,
He said none,
I kicked him out in the rain...
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where da white womynz at?
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>>612042696
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XLX6xNbhios
do you like this song i wrote it for you pig
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>>612043951
alright switch are attention to this guy possible real cop
FOK OFF OINKA
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Can you smoke pot? I wanna be a cop but it helps me sleep.
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>>612043905
9/11 says so. but maybe it was the added weight on the surviving steal beams that caused the collapse

>>612043951
Autolock mondock department issue. Not every department has the best equipment.
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How many times have you seen cops planting evidence or covering up the murder they just committed?
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>>612044179

La laaa laa la la la
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>>612043861
>>612043483
Funny, how well does the baofeng work with police frequencys, because unless the police has went to unsecured radios the TCTSS chip in the beofeng will not work with police radio settings. so out side or your police fantasy that is a scanner
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>>612043432
>Why can't I drink and drive?
alcohol impairs your reaction time and ability to anticipate the consequences of your actions two key abilities in moving a heavy object at high speeds without injuring another person or damaging property that you do not own.
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>>612044140
I thought you would violently rape my ass
The beauty of living in the Netherlands
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I'm curious to ask this, If my friend is driving his car and wants me to drive as he is tired or something like that, if I have a valid license but not on the insurance but he is in the passenger seat next to me can we get a ticket? If so would I get it or him?
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>>612044662
Is this really a question?
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>>612044783
nes
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>>612044079
badge number on it


>>612043946
Yes they are

>>612044156
Yes, Yes, I leave it on, Yes

>>612044453
never

>>612044662
Where I am at that would be an insurance issue. No ticket as long as the vehicle has insurance.
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>>612042696
WHY havent you killed any niggers ur the only ones that can cleanse the lands without reprocusion
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>>612042696
have u ever accepted sexual favors in exchange for letting someone go?
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>>612042696
Can I have your name, badge number and nigger kill count?
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>>612044416
if you were going to use monadnock why not just stick with the pr-24?
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>>612044963
No, although I have fucked a few women I met on Domestic Violence charges. They are easy targets after you arrest their abusive husbands.
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>>612044662
in the US you are required to insure a registered vehicle, not the driver
the only time a licensed driver is not covered by insurance is when the driver lives in the same household as the policy holder and is not listed on the policy.
so, if you don't live with your friend and the vehicle is insured you will not get a ticket
if you live with your friend and the vehicle is insured but you are not listed on the policy and you get in an accident, the victims will most likely sue you and press charges against you for driving an under-insured vehicle
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>>612042696
If I was to put redbull where my windshield wiper fluid normally went would they work faster?
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Look op is a faggot that probably bought that shit at an dumpstore.... Now op gtfo basement dweller....
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>>612045133
>pr-24
Department issue before this we used pic related, but the 19 inch variant
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>>612044179
˙ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ǝbɐs ˙pɐǝɹɥʇ/
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One more question, do you happen to know the charges of having sex with a minor 5 years apart?
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>>612044662
I've always wondered this too.
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>>612045274
it would give your cars wings
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>>612043861
>>612044870

>>612044499
Dont you ignore me explain how your able to use your radio in your "police" work
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>>612042696
Do you see yourself as a servant of the people, or a servant of the government?
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have you ever done ever done anything that protectes someones safety or just act as an enforcer for the wealthiest financial gains and misplaced morality concerning drugs.
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>>612045424
A few years back there ws a hard limit. Sex with anyone under 16 was a statutory rape no matter the age of the offender. Now assistant DA's have been instructed to look at the age of both parties and relationship history
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>>612042696
>m&p shield with OE trigger
Seriously do you just want to lose a toe OP?
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>>612045401
ahahaha you guys literally used billy clubs
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>>612045482
But would it be faster?
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>>612042696
Do you like to shoot black people?
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>>612043282
Its a suburb of St. Louis
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>>612042696
Worst task you've had to do?
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>>612045673
Say a guy was 20 and her 15 would that be a felony if it was consented?
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>>612045665
I serve God.
I enforce the governments laws.
I serve the people

.>>612045703
>OE trigger
Not like I bought it.

>>612045717
Yes we did, only recently (last 3 years) have we changed over.

>>612044499
Not all police channels are secured. You can listen to some of them over the internet as well. The area I work in is unsecured sadly and has lead to problems. The department has been saying for the last 3 years that they are going to switch over. If they do I will have to eat the radio.
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>>612042696
Hahah you are not a cop no magazine holster shitty radio no taser haha your a shitty security guard
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>>612042696
what race are you?
are you cut or uncut?
do you often get blowjobs from chix that otherwise would get a speed ticket? do you force them to swallow?
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Alright OP if I was to buy(then cook) the premium cuts of steak from my local butcher. What would be the better side to along with it: Asparagus or potatoes?
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>>612042696

Why the toy grade radio?
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>>612042696
Nigga pls

Baofeng? who uses this 30 dollar piece of shit?
>not a cop
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>>612042696
can jet fuell melt steal beams?
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>>612046120
What state do you work in then? Because around here cops have to buy their own service weapons
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>>612042696
shitty gun
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That's not a police issue gun. You're not a cop.
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Duty belt looks kinda wide are fat security guard?
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>>612046000
Respond to the homicide of a baby. Almost anything having to do with babies.

>>612046106
Letter of the law is a felony. And I can see no way he could persuade the ADA with a long standing relationship issue because of the ages


>>612046139
Department has started to hand out Tasers this year. So no I don't have one yet. I carry my 2 spare magazines in my vest.

>>612046149
White
Uncut
Never but have gotten phone numbers and gone on from there.
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>I have not killed any Niggers

Definitely a cop, one hell of a bullshitter.
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hope you die
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>>612042696
How about OP can't inb4
How about C/OP's a fag
How about why should I care there are shit tons of cops
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>>612046513
Lies
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This just keeps reminding me 4chan is like fight club
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OP what is your stance on the compact fluorescent vs LED light bulbs debate
Also did you think it was right to for many states to ban incandescent light bulbs?
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>>612042696
Would you like to kill a nigger?
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>>612042696
not a real cop radio, nice try faggot
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>>612046120

>>612044499
sorry mate but all police channels have a ctcss tone. hell, so do most wallmarts. but i guess not all naborhood watch radios have them so this must explain it
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You don't even have a flash light jesus your a shitty security guard
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>>612046513
can we see a picture of your cock next to the gun?
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>>612042696
DIE
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OP what do you think of this? What would you do if someone got a call about this situation?

https://www.facebook com/wpxi/videos/10152748077156615/?fref=nf
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>>612042696
do you browse 4chan/b/ on your cop computer from office?
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>>612042696
are you in the US ? if not that would explain the shitty gear you have. If you are in the US ur a fuckin liar because there a standard in the gear we get assigned. everybody have the same gear, and i swear to you it's not that shit in your picture
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>>612046170
Fire roasted red potatoes all the way

>>612046184
Because I am a poor fag and the Department does not issue take home radios.

>>612046374
East Coast. But that sounds cool. Here the department allows us to buy it and go through a donation process where you relinquish
ownership to the department and get it assigned to you.


>>612046393
Not bad actually

>>612046507
nope fat cop

.>>612046612
Eventually we all will


>>612046733
The government should interfere
less on its citizens not more.

>>612046741
To be honest I would like to kill a criminal, any race

>>612046826
You are uninformed sir. But have it your way

>>612046862
I Have a small led flashlight in my vest. I have a bad back and prefer to carry my stuff there.
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>>612047089
fuck no

>>612046953
Congratulate him, well done.


>>612047098
US poor state. I also stated that the department issue was all leather and a pain in the ass to use.
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>>612046120
>>612047140


>>612044499
>>612046826
If you knew how to use that radio you would know that the tone doesnt effect the recieve anyone and everyone with a scanner/receiver with the frequincys can listen to the cops. That tone make sure people like you cant talk to them and interupt there traffic.
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>>612042760
You better deliver, op
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>>612047386
>>>612047089 (You)
>fuck no
why?
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picture of your badge , just hide the number on it

or picture of ur uniform


and sicne when does cops haev the right to bring their service pistol home?
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>>612045136
when searching a hot skanky bitch you grab a extra feel or have a peek down the pants or what not....especially with drunk girls
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>>612042696
Were you ever in the military?
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>>612042696

did you watch the last episode of Louie? r u that cop?
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>>612042696

With that little bit of shit on your belt and that tiny little radio you are either a security guard someplace, or you work in the jail, also if you are a road cop you would have matcing shit.. not a shitty looking handcuff pouch, beside whatever shiney fake plastic leather thing then having a snap retention holster is a dead give away your not a real cop.

Real cop here from NC
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Do you know of any agencies looking into 4chan for legal purposes?
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I'm in a state where commoners can't get a license to conceal carry. What is the best way for me to carry and not get caught?

Ruger LCP with a pocket holster and Remora IWB friction hold holster.

Not that I would actually do this unless legal and lawful.
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>>612042696
>baofeng radiostation
>police
top master kek
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>>612047720
bait, retarded, or both
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>>612044140

Um your NOT required by law to display your name badge number etc....

again, NC cop here slowly reading through your bullshit thread
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>>612047646
The department monitors all computer usage. The office computer are for department work only


>>612047720
Always we can also carry in all 50 states

The Law Enforcement Officers Safety Act (LEOSA) of 2004


>>612047739
What is louie?

>>612047754
I wish the department would issue nice stuff. I am sure as hell not buying when they keep changing the permitted gear. As for the holster they are now issuing Blackhawks with a
double safety

>>612047764
Jokes aside I doubt it.
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>>612048208
post time stamp and real cop shit then?
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>>612047720

seriously you really think cops dont bring their service pistol home?
NC cop here, I bring my service pistol, my service rifle, and my service pepper ball gun home every day
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Are there a lot of Masons in the police force?
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>>612048342
well im not living in the united-states so i wouldnt know, here cops cant do that, it's very controlled
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>>612048208
State where I live makes it a misdemeanor. Not likely to get processed but the law is there. That is aside from department rules.
The state where I live also makes it a misdemeanor to use your cellphone while pumping gas so they are not the brightest bunch of lawmakers.


>>612048342
You made me jelly. We must sign out rifles/shotguns.
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>>612042696
What should a 20 y/o do when the police show up at a college house party?
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>>612048614
Flush the drugs, turn down the music and be respectful
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>>612047140

>>612047487
you are uniformed fake ass fantasy cop.
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Have you ever used the police sirens in conjuncture with pointing your finger at passersby whilst going 'pew pew'?
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>>612042696
1-What is your monthly wage?

2- How old are you?
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How long do you work in the force? Are you satisfied with your salary? Any privileges after you retire?
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>>612048836
No but I have used the PA system to play music at 2 am. Young rookie stuff


>>612048857
3300
36


>>612048864
15 years
meh could use more
65% pension based on the last 3 years average, PI license and concealed carry permit
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Show your vest
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And what if you loose a gun somewhere in the public? Whats the procedure thee? What are the penalties?
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>>612042696

you're a security guard at best

real PDs dont issue baofengs for radios
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