>>612018361
please continue

more like typical McDonald's buyer

>>612018878
And taco bell, white castle, Wendy's, and BK

I thought jabba the hut died in return of the Jedi.

>>612018413
No upcoming events.... evar

>>612018361
Look at the fucking state of that pig knuckle!

nice nails tho

>>612019148
Yee Li Chong take-away here - me wan buy you pig fo mak good soop!!
PING CHANG SHING SANG XIN XAN CHU HEE!!!!

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>>612018361
MURICA

>>612018361
nice oedema

>>612018361
Where does the arm stop and the hand begin?

>>612018413
I love the way it squishes in

>>612018361
This thing has no wrist.their arm just turns into a hand with no discernible boundary between them.

The horror.

>>612018361
Plz post the same picture 3 days later (when the hand turns blue/black).

>>612018413
why do mickey's arms point to minute 29 instead of minute 15?

>>612018361
Looks like someone wrapped an iwatch around a ham hock and sewed on some sausage links.

>>612019047
And Apple

>>612020230
this

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>>612020230
looks like a sunset indicator to me

time should be 5:41

If dubs this is now a fat hate thread.

fat shit

>>612020699
Ahh you're right, it could be somewhere near Atlanta or Columbia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMF9I_9DAcs

>>612019494
Has noone ever mentioned the correlation between white people, rich countries, overeating, the sicknesses the average western consumerist diet brings with it. Ofcourse not, youre all entitled white dumbasses so its obvious you'd never have that degree of introspect.

>>612018361

Got $600 more than you losers

>>612018361

>people with no thumbs

>>612020817
roll

>>612022010

What a unique statement...

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>>612022010
jimmies status: rustled

>>612022055

>Got 600lb more than you losers

FTFY

I'm a smidge under 6 foot and 175.

I actually eat McDonalds and Taco Bell quite often. An you know what? I order a reasonable portion.

Typical MCD Order: McChicken w/o mayo and a small fry. Sometime I get a Fillet o Fish sans fries.
Typical Taco Bell order: 2 Doritos Locos Tacos or a chicken quesadilla.
Wendys? 4 or 5 piece spicy nugget and a small chili.

2-3 time a week. And I enjoy it more than those that order a feast every day at lunch.

And I wake up 6 days week at 5:30 and jog 3-5 miles. And 2 days after work I hit our gym and do weight lifting (upper body and core) And every Sunday I take my family somewhere fun buy active (hiking, park, bike riding, heck even the bouncy house place)

But seriously, spending 600 bucks on a 1st gen smartwatch is just stupid.

>>612018361
Why would a ham have a watch on it? Am I missing something?

>>612022055
Actually now they have $600 less

>>612020230
Cut him a break. He's a mouse. Mices don't care what time it is

>>612023621
Want a medal faggot?

>>612018361
be gone, you cloven hoof'd demon

>>612018361
all of my knuckles bulge out. how do her knuckles go in?

I like how blatantly bad at being a company Apple are but people still lose their shit for them. They set up preorders for this watch and then later they had fitting sessions so you could see the different bands and get one that fits you right...the watch had already sold out before anyone could get it fitted...

>>612024150
She's a ninja

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>>612018361
is that a foot or a hand

>>612024219

You seem to know quite a lot about this story

>>612024219
>bad at being a company
>2nd most valuable company in the history of the world

>>612024274
It's a fand

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>standing in paddocks

>>612024418
Only because it's followers are retarded, I didn't mean they were bad at making money, I mean they were bad at hiding the fact they are huge dicks to their fanbase. It just happens that their fanbase are loyal to the point of killing themselves and will throw away all their money for a chance to get the next Apple product.

>>612024366
I watch a lot of tech news shows, and it is brought up.

>>612018361
>typical attention whore with enough money but not enough brains.

>>612024737
>it's

shh don't tell anyone I'm a retard.

>>612018361
someone is avoiding the fitness app here

>>612024737
Fair enough. I gotcha. We are agreed on this.

However I do think iPads kick ass. They're superior tablets. I've had a lot. Ipad wins with no problem.

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I wonder if he knows how it's different from the last model?

>>612025090
If you've had a lot with no problems...why do you have a lot? Just upgrading?

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"I can die happy now."

>>612025345
"I am a winner! "

>>612024737

Not sure what you're talking about. Don't think you know either.
You got an Android and now you need to pick a side.

Fuck off

>>612025271
It costs more and it's new! What else do you need to know?!

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go and suck a dick

>>612018361

I think I might be the dumb. I just do not understand the Iwatch; sure it would have been fucking Dick Tracy awesome in 1995 but what possible use could there even be for one today.

typical newfag neckbeard post

>>612025345
"They just robbed me for $1200 for a $150 hardware!"

>>612024737
>Only because it's followers are retarded, I didn't mean they were bad at making money, I mean they were bad at hiding the fact they are huge dicks to their fanbase. It just happens that their fanbase are loyal to the point of killing themselves and will throw away all their money for a chance to get the next Apple product.

I'm happy with the apple products I own. I did not blindly throw my money away to have the latest greatest devices they release each year. I like the integration I have between my tv streaming, computer and phone. No, I will not be buying the watch, it's grossely overpriced even by apples pricing standards, and provides nothing that 2 seconds it takes to pick up my phone can do. I'm not claiming to be a typical apple user, but I don't know enough of the millions of apple users out there to assume I'm not the typical user. I honestly think that it's retarded attention seeking ham beasts like posted in the OP that give being an apple owner a bad name.

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This looks suspiciously religious.

>>612018361
dat 60% profit margin

>>612023973
Tell the time and eat it too.

What time is it honey?
Lunch time.

>>612025557

>implying anyone earning over minimum wage is overpaid

poorfag

>>612018361
robert langdon needs to lay of the cheese burgers

>>612023621
Why dont you wake up on the 7th day?

>>612025408
Actually their products have always cost the same or less within the same tier of product when a new model refresh has been released.

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If you were wondering, this is what a punchable face looks like.

>>612019066
SPOILERS FAGGOT

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>>612025854

>>612025305
I worded that poorly. I've had a lot of different brands of cheap tablets. They were all pretty bad. I've had two iPads. I destroyed the first one by dropping it and then trying to repair it. I got the air2 on a Black Friday deal and have had no regrets. In all fairness, I should say I've never owned a Samsung Galaxy tablet so I can't say the iPad is better. My dad has a galaxy and it seems great. He loves it. But I'm partial to iOS since I'm used to it.

Lots of jelly in this threaaaaaaad

iPhone master race reporting in. I prefer my technology to be superior in every way. Not some chintzy, cheap, uncoordinated mess of hardware, software, and OS with versions that differ on every handset, "MUH FREEDUMS TO ROOT AND MAKE SOME UHHH CHANGES AND HAVE A FANCY BATTERY METER," etc. etc. etc. I also prefer to not have a phone that poor chinks and filthy South East Asians use prevalently.

Have some fucking white pride, you dolts! Use an iPhone. Use an iWatch. Don't lower your standards to that of the plebian.

And b4 you say, "but how can you profess this stance when EVERYONE has an iPhone?"--let me preempt you--everyone who has money has an iPhone. Money separates us from you.

Now go root your HTC handset that's 4 versions behind on the OS so you can set it up to take pictures and videos with the screen off, you fucking perverts.

>>612025407
I don't pick sides, I don't care what brand is attached to a product, I go with what I like better, if Apple didn't continuously be a dick to its customers then I'd probably go with Apple.

But they do things like solder in RAM in a laptop so you can't upgrade it yourself, they have purposely built their company around non-compatibility so that if you buy one of their products you have to buy all of them so they all work together, I'm surprised you can even charge an iPhone from a USB on a Windows PC

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>>612025634
If there was ONLY a 60% profit margin, Apple would go out of business.

>>612022277
The trips then dubs dont lie

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>>612018413

>>612026032
I see nothing wrong with a hot rich chick taking selfies.

What's your waist size, poster? You wear 42x30 Levi's I bet. Pleb.

>>612025977
Bad. My grandmother would not fall for this.

>>612025765
Yeah man, the ihat is the shit. I have 10 of them. I like how it sends electric shocks down your entire body when it rains to let you know to cover up.

>>612025565
Yeah bro, I have no problem with you, or with people buying Apple products, if it suits them better, go for it. I just can't stand people that buy anything blindly, or the people in these photos that line up overnight to get their hands on something first because they are licking Apples taint, same goes for people that preorder games that were in a series because the last game was good...it's a horrible decision, wait for reviews, wait for all the shitty bugs to be worked out, then when you see it's a good product, buy it then.

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>>612026032
>Friend just sent her pic displaying how small of a dick the average android user has...

>>612018361
>>612018413
all I see is a person who is excited about getting their new watch and want's to share her happiness. I don't get it, is this suppose to be funny because she is overweight?

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>>612026421
>status symbol
>compensation

>>612026019

Who gives a fuck. My iphone is better than your shitty android and that's what's important for me

you sound like a noob faggot

>>612026422
It's funny because she wasted her liposuction and lapband surgery money on a stupid overpriced 'remote' for her cell phone.

>>612026575
Ok then.

>>612025788
Yeah, this chick's not batshit or anything

>>612026570

>Be a /b/ user
>hate Apple because they're popular
>also hates Justin Bieber
>See guys, I'm sooo coool. I'm not a fag anymore!!!

>>612026711
>implying you wouldn't get your dick wet in her....

>>612026422
yes fat people are disgusting and should be ashamed of their UNHEALTHY lifestyle and early graves

>>612018361
MERICA!

why would you put a watch on a sausage?

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>>612018361

>>612026687
someone explain to me what these people are clapping about?

better yet, someone post that copypasta with the american drove into a lake clapping all the way...

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>>612026759
Yeah, that's why. Nothing to do with the obvious cult behaviour that fanatics have. I couldn't give a shit about apple products.

>>612026971

>Ignores cult-like behaviour Apply haters

>>612026019
Apple also refuses to ever admit when problem is cised by them in my experience. "We're perfect. The fault is yours."

They also have an underhanded and pretty unscrupulous way of dealing with bloggers and reviewers.

>>612026949
people are happy for each other because they got an iphone. If someone is happy with something, I am not in any place to judge. I wish I could find this type of happiness in the simple things in life, like getting a new watch or shoes or a new movie being released. I am dead inside

>>612026949
They are clapping because they are payed by apple to clap. It's to make people that buy stuff on launch feel like they have accomplished something worthwhile and not just bought a product.

>>612018361
if I had the wrist circumference of that thing I would just strap iPad to it ffs.

pig disgusting

>>612026806
"Never stick your dick in crazy"

Ok, maybe once. But just once.

>>612018413
Why would you put a watch on your leg?

its ironic that they're called "geniuses"
when any person with half a brain would just get some $100 phone from china with twice the specs fucking gorilla glass and not have to be apples bitch for the rest of your life

>>612026806
I would and I'd lick her fresh cuts

>>612026971
I own plenty of Apple products that work great. I couldn't give a shit about the fanatics and their cult behaviour. As far as I'm concerned, cutting Microsoft windows out of my life, OS X and iOS has been superior for me in every way.

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>>612027040
Yeah, because hating hipster faggots is totally a cult thing and we crowd in paddocks over it and everything.

Why have they put it on their ankle?

>>612026054
proof

>>612027371
there made to work great, until they dont want it to anymore.

>>612018361
Who wears a watch on their ankle ?

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>>612027371
I wasn't trying to imply that all Apple users are mindless faggots.

>>612024150
there are dimples, probebly because fat. Its weird my hands have knuckle dimples even thou I'm skinny, my mom too. Mabey genetic?

>>612027356
I got my 5S for $99.

>>612027458
>proof
It's called business. You are an absolute retard to think any business can succeed on a 60% profit margin.

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>>612018361
>>612019066
top kek

also dubs doesnt lie faggots

>>612027468
Sounds exactly like every other OS in the history of ever.

there should be a picture of a guy holding his iphone over his head while an apple store worker is sucking him off in front of a cheering crowd

>>612027539
you did good, they sell for over $800 here

>>612025135
Are people actually fucking applauding?

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>>612027365
>>612026806
>>612025788

She's really brave

>>612027897
it's mass hysteria

>>612027865
>paid $99
>stuck in 2-3 year contract

>>612026949
I want that copypasta of the clapping murican!

>>612027865
Where do you live?

>>612027897
If you haven't noticed yet, all the people in the blue shirts with the Apple logos, are Apple employees.

>>612018361
>>612018361
>>612018413
>>612018413

Closest these people ever to got fruit in their lives

>>612022010
Hahaha. That chip on your shoulder is weighing you down, hey?

>>612028220
Ironic you say that since you see one in the mirror looking back at you every day.

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>>612028127
2 seconds in google, faggot.

>>612028128
new zealand

>>612018361
I'm pretty triggered by this pic.

The only thing worse than fat people is people who derive their self worth from being first in line to buy the new apple product.

Imagining this beast that is both pains me.

>>612024495
I chuckled

>>612025051
>You live on the same planet as him

>>612028669
>implying I'm some Earth scum.

>>612028458
Thanks buddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVTrazT99Ps

>>612018361
Why..? WHY?! Why around the ancle?!

>>612028768
I kek'd.

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Hallelujah!

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>>612019635

who knows, thats the fuuun

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So, how many of you faggots actually own an apple product.

Windows/Lenovo/Nokia pleb here.

>>612018361
Jesus. Her arm has no wrist, but her fingers do.

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>>612027569

>>612029651
How is the Nokia? I've been meaning to change phones and Microsoft OS is the only one I haven't tried.

>>612029842
....does he know?

>>612018361
who in the fuck put a watch on a hoof

>>612029963

I'm not the heaviest of smartphone users nor have I used other OS types but it's worked fine for me. It's pretty easy to use and it does what I want it to do.

My understanding is that the amount of apps and customization on Android is vastly superior.

>>612027622
>>612027667
>>612027760
>>612027818
what the fuck is this shit honesty

people are CLAPPING because other people bought a fucking expensive hype-object iPhone 5 while they probably already had a 4?

how fucking retarded is this shit

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The highlight of their day.

>>612018361
if you have a iphone, why do you need a watch in your wrist?

>>612030458
its all hype, obviously, and Apple fags fall for it hook line and sinker.

>>612030346
How many fucking times do I have to say this, I thought it was fucking obvious, the people clapping at the Apple employees, they are being paid to clap.

>>612030608
does that make it any less retarded?

>>612027818
Scary as fuck.

>>612030458
>but muh Apple

>>612028360
Applefag be mad

>>612022055
*less

>>612026422
found the fatie

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>>612030538
nope, macfag of ten years here...the watch is the most ridiculous thing they have released so they can just appeal to the hipster faggots

pic related

>>612018361
Cringe thread?

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>>612030688

>>612030665
Yes, if someone paid me to clap, I'd fucking clap at a dog shitting.

>>612030845
aint got no problem with you then.

some people just fall so hard for hype shit, its cringeworthy

>>612030955
Yup thats pretty retarded alright.

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>>612024274
It a claw

>>612031017
Chhh, nigger

>>612031017
absolutely ebonical

>>612031017
Quit being a nigger

>>612029950
Oh god this photo is perfect, first he stays in line way longer than anyone should to get and overpriced tablet that will undoubtedly be first gen so it has bugs. Then he gets a sticker that's and advertisement making him a walking billboard.

>>612029963
Well I'm ok with Windows OS so far. Only think that annoys me is that I cant use snapchat...but you know, first world problems.

I'm with Lumia 530, and got it mostly for the battery life - 10h on doing shit with it - 3+ days on standby

>>612030915
All that white bread.

>>612022010
>Mexico

I'm pretty sure it's the second most obese and catching up with America.

(citation needed)

>>612025788
>using a rectangular blade for curved incisions

Shoulda gone with the No. 15 scalpel

>>612027897
they are payed to do so to make feel people important.

>>612019494
Hey man, when we tell the world we're better, we will show you by winning in every category. EVERY. CATEGORY.

>>612031272
It is in fact the first most obese.

>>612031272
No it IS the most obese cuntry

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>>612022010
>that degree of introspect
>degree of introspect
>introspect

tell us more nigger

>>612018361
i refuse to believe that is human that is a pigs foot

>>612025580
macfags have identity issues

>>612028095
mr t is back?

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Nothing religious about this at all.

>>612031554
confirmed fatass Applefag

>>612029963

Also, you probably won't be buying Nokia phones anymore. They're all Microsoft.

>>612027605

This is the dumbest post in the history of dumb posts.

A short google search on average profit margins will show you how fucking stupid you are. Please go do so, then drown yourself.

Retard.

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>>612026422
U MAD FATTY GTFO OF MY /b/

I live in Australia and every time a new apple product comes out, the fucking news reports it and there's always a fucking blonde headed faggoty yuppy kid bragging on the news "Oh yeah I bought this for $1000 look at me guys".

Guys, Iphone isn't premium or expensive anymore, compared to gold-plated HTC One, full metal S6 Curve and upcoming genuine nappa leather LG G4.

Iphones don't have the same functionality as the new flagships, they even just got the NFC last year.

So what's the hype about?

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>>612026054

Yeah, no.

Apple's top quarterly profit margin in the last 5 years was 29.66%.

Twat.

>>612027569
no homo

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Took this a few days ago. Cbf to retake. Both watch and phone are authentic. This is my only phone. Phones make calls. Watches tell time. All I need

>>612032200

Extremely successful brand maintaining.

Apple does it well.

>>612018361
Android hardware is awesome. Android apps are fucking shite. No QC filth

>>612019494
>>612019494
>2007

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>>612032416
They sure do.

>>612032601
thanks mr skeltal

>>612032601

Fuck you, skeleton.

>>612032577
>implying skeletons are inherently liars

>>612032411
I can respect this

>>612023621
A XL portion in uk is a large in Murica. I don't think yous have our small

>>612018413
you can buy a fucking mickey mouse watch for like 2 fucking dollars jesus fuck

>>612032737

>implying that they aren't

>>612032411

>Phones make calls
And smartphones do more.

Smartphones are quite useful because emails and internet and navigators and an okay-quality camera in one.

My watch functions more as male jewellery at this point.

>>612018361

Yuck. That fucking bear paw makes my eyes sad.

I cant believe I found this for CoC clans game just now: http://clanshelper.com/ - you receive free C-o-C gems instantly! It really works! (1AENH1hqPt)

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>>612030346
those are apple employes, is a comercial strategy to deal with buyer remorse