NZ thread. Canadian Club Edition
first for Rosa qt
First For Rosa
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Hi friends <3
>tfw been smoking so much weed recently
>going to have to toke a break
>don't think I can
>>612007398
also a secret~
>>612007438
Holy shit beat me to it
>>612007478
Jesus christ me too man
>>612007475
Hi Joshie.
>Joshie wants big boys to use him and cum in his bum hole
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>612007478
Where to buy weed in Auckland City?
Any traps in here? please report we need you
DG also needed :3
>>612007189
Post Minah Regardless
Cold feets ;\
>>612007546
Only if i get safety hugs in return
>>612007585
Sorry, don't know.
>>612007540
It doesn't even get me stoned like I used to but I still do it.
>>612007660
>tfw too warm in my room
its comfy but not "winter" comfy
>>612007660
Daww, we can share my socks :^3
Anyone want fuc? Or just general hang out... I'm in Hamilton.
If so, throwaway email?
>>612007447
>Rosa Kato
>Not Suzy Cato
top kek.
>>612007734
>this is why im gay x2
24 male H-town stoned and b0rd
>>612007806
Where did that guy who suzyposted ever go?
A-Are you him?
>>612007803
y u not in chch?
>>612007621
umm i kinda deleted all my non snsd related pics
tbh all i have left is pretty much Yoona and Taeyeon
>>612007883
They're actually my cousins.
>>612007660
For tea cook what?
>>612007686
Safety hugs? Haha, that's pretty cute.
>>612007806
Fuck, everytime this is posted I laugh like the time it was posted.
>>612007833
This.
>>612007877
I didn't post the picture of her, but I did make that reply.
This is now a NZ nudes thread. I'll start posting OC if others contriboot
>>612007922
One Yoona pic would be nice.
For the final hour of my birthday
Nelsonfag reporting. Groving to some losing while drinking Corubas. What's good peeps
Come back qt
>>612007738
>tfw no slippers
>>612007780
tight fit ;)
>>612007991
Home for the long weekend ..... So I got roast pork and lamb. Shit was so cash.
>>612008207
i second this proposal
>>612008180
i gotchu, bro
lemme dig through my external hardrive for some old Minah pics
>>612008246
>So I got roast pork and lamb.
Roast pork and lamb?
Fucking fancy as fucking fuck, fuck.
have maori nudes but far too disgusting to post
>>612008246
>tight fit ;)
we could do a timeshare with the socks :3
>>612008459
My grandma loves me ;3
>>612008578
How do we go about a buy in?
>>612008246
Winter time is comfy time.
I'm looking foward to wrapping up in a blanket on a cold sunday morning
>>612008077
>she will never sit on your face
>>612008061
ahh k
>>612008449
thanks bro
Dunedin fag gere
>>612008203
eyyyyy, nelson my old stomping ground. what part bro?
>>612007914
Aww are you the same guy from the previous threads I've been asking?
Just gimme the throwaway then :3
Kapiti nudes plz
>IN THIS PLAAAAAAAAAAACE
*posts Minah*
>>612008643
Ill need to air out my blanket its dusty as fuck.
>>612008636
>My grandma loves me ;3
Cute.
Nanas are pretty good, though. Does she know you like dirty dicks?
>>612008706
naw this chch homo boy :>
Any welly nudes out dere
>>612008769
qt as fuck. Too scared to listen to her solo out of disappointment
Thanks bro
>>612008703
Always been in town brah but spent the last 4 years in chch only just got back a few months ago.
i want to Bang Minah
>>612008845
You gonna get me a reputation I never even earned :(
>>612007968
Shirtless pics now. NOW. Beraiah is hot as fuck.
Any facebook's of confirmed sex workers (i.e. stripper or prostitute)? Always wondered how many are around.
>>612009021
the only way out is to post your clean dick :3
>>612009021
Doesn't mean you haven't thought about earning it.
>>612009021
next he'll start calling you Johnathan or some random af white boy name
/r/ing Jamie Curry nudes if any
>>612009116
Nah too pure m8
>>612009190
not even once m8
Anyone actually fuck a hooker? Would like to hear stories
>>612009013
A feel I know too well
>>612009013
you will never bang minah
Japanese curry is oishi~
>>612009317
Just show me and ill tell the others how clean it is <3
>>612009285
Its been out of my control for so long now.
>>612009285
lol
>>612009317
>not even once m8
"How can I think it more than once if all I do is think about? I think about it...constantly"
Kia kaka te homoaranui
>>612007968
do u no narnia?
>>612009443
I dont wanna tho :c
>>612009474
Im considering capitulation.... Theres nothing more I can do.
>>612009474
>Kia kaka te homoaranui
FUCK OFF NIGGER
/nzg/
>>612009531
Lol what the fuck?
Story?
my Koreafu
Pussies on /b/ dont even have wellington nudes lol
>>612009604
>I dont wanna tho :c
y not? im sure its qt
>>612009736
Coz its mine.
>>612009649
Mastertons a fucked place.
>>612009604
>Im considering capitulation.... Theres nothing more I can do.
Up to next weekend? Want to go camping, bro?
>even been called bro by a guy as he cuddles you, fgt?
>>612009838
Weekends are my sleeping time.
Even my ex never lived cuddling. She was cray.
>>612009789
Yeah they look like mum and son.
>>612009940
But do you like cuddles?
>>612009789
>Coz its mine.
fiiine, you know ill get it one day <3
New addition to the thread!
18/m/Albany
>>612010083
based lyricist
>>612010113
gay?
pic?
>>612009707
i can't even pick a Girl's Dayfu
>>612009942
Wouldt be surprised Wairarapas a mess.
>>612009992
With her I did.....
>>612010082
Dream on m8. Is for my waifu. Who is also my polfu
>>612010151
topkek
>>612009649
just the good old days
when mum didnt mind seeing your penis
>>612010173
I know I don't have much of a chance finding anyone on here, but no homo.
>tfw your waifu is so pure, she doesn't even know what a penis looks like
>>612010151
Ok this is my first go at writing a lawd song.
In my island of copper pipes
I lay swollen lagoon
In the heart of IDbros mind
I have the time
To shitpost on /b/ all day
Yes even with all the gays
Ah ah ah ah
Albatross
Fleetwood Mac
Fucked me in the back
Ohhhh ohhh
FLEETWOOD MAC
>>612010361
get on vocaroo and spit some bars
>>612010213
>With her I did
Did she make your penis erect?
>>612010361
>tfw Lorde denies she browses /mu/ but she probably does
She posted lyrics to Two headed Boy on her twitter ffs. No one even knows those hacks anymore
>inb4 idbro calls me out for listening to them earlier tonight
>>612010361
hey
>>612010499
this pls
its still my bday
>>612010530
Id hope so.
>>612010361
inb4 she steals this and uses it
Doesn't she post on /mu/?
>>612010499
u first
>>612010328
I wouldnt be so sure, we all pretty gay
>>612008967
when i go back for holidays il have to buy you a beer bro
>>612007374
Check em
derp
>>612010183
post yura for me anons
>>612010803
ayy
>>612010546
Whose she is Lorde?
>>612010591
>hey
hey happy birthday
>>612010624
let me see.
>>612010625
I would write song for her if she asked me.
>>612010866
Nevar.
>>612010785
Sounds good
>>612010866
>hey happy birthday
Thanks a bunch anon.
Mind recording your hot verse for me :3
>>612010985
yeah you keen bro no funny business
>>612011012
very nice
>>612010996
No the family is still alive?
>>612010813
imagine sleeping on a pillow made of breast tissue and fat... or just a big tit
>>612011075
Uh, yeah i suppose
vocaroo pls
>>612011157
My family is still alive you party popper and they are in the lounge and so will hear me trying to be a young Kiwi songbird for fucks sake!
>>612010824
*posts Yura*
>>612011183
>New Zealand
Sometimes i wonder why i've jerked off to nothing but JAV's for the last three years and sometimes i don't
>>612011150
I miss tits.....
>>612011183
Tattoos.
Fucking disgusting.
>>612011012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
>>612011279
kill them :3
>>612011312
Why have you been sucking off guys then?
>>612011279
>>612011349
whoops, kiss*
>>612011349
Johnathan...
>>612011370
.........
>>612011150
It's the only way I sleep at night.
>>612011039
Yeah man hit up rattlenhum and play some pool. Beer and pool. Nothing better.
>rachel aldana is epic tits
>>612011349
this
>>612011279
come on mate i turned 20 today don't be one of them homosexuals
>>612011469
>>612011573
Gonna have to start drinking.
>>612011507
>Yeah man hit up rattlenhum and play some pool. Beer and pool. Nothing better.
sweet bro im keen as fuck you keen to try some things sexually bro like exploring and stuff
>>612011309
I'm from nz and this turns me on thanks
>THEY'VE BEEN SADDER DAYS
>>612011680
Uh yeah i guess
thanks
>tfw no autistic Yura gf
>>612011742
thread turns me on also
>>612010996
Not singing for no one but this is a happy childhood memory of mine. Share in happiness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb2q1S-O4WY
>you know the drill
>>612011522
>come on mate i turned 20 today don't be one of them homosexuals
Did you go out for tea or anything?
>>612011625
Thought you already were drinking? Drinking gallons of cum you colassal fucking fgt.
>>612011742
>>612011789
Reading this made me hard as fuck.
>>612011825
kek'd Ill admit I kek'd
>>612011312
>>612011370
>>612011469
>>612011573
platinum quality comment chain.
>>612011780
Sometimes I feel the same way about Nocchi from Perfume
>>612011800
I'll listen to it the minute this album is finished
>>612011643
Pool as in a cue and bigs and smalls and pockets and wtfisthisshitimnotgayFUCK lol
>I knew these threads needed more tits
>>612011942
Thank you... but can I like... Have the location of that camel bak?
>>612011875
this would be way sexier if she had even an ounce more ass
>>612011939
>when you laugh the world is less sad for a brief moment
>a brief moment
>a moment nonetheless
>>612011942
That's me and my friend.
Bit awkward because I think he might actually be a gay...
look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsRfFxHmgmY
>>612012176
Deep.
>>612011800
>>612011954
Nevermind i just realised how short the video is
Thanks anon, seriously. Means a lot to me
>>612011976
yeah bro cool im not gay but keen to try some stuff with you aye maybe suck your dirty dick or something who knows
>>612012241
Deep liek your arse from all the cocks you take you mo.
>You take so mnay cocks your mums cunt sighs as you walk past
>>612012014
i have looked, but cannot find.
>>612012176
>Bit awkward because I think he might actually be a gay..
its only awkward if you fail to correctly apply lube.
Note to self. This is chan
>I FEEL SO ELUSIVE IN HOUSTON
>YOU FEEL SO EXCLUSIVE IN HOUSTON
>>612012479
Damn
>>612012313
Could share some of my favourite beats as a present. Been cranking these for 2 years now, virtually all I listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6j8fuvQICI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1z1pUzxFzY
>>612012556
>its only awkward if you fail to correctly apply lube.
What's the proper way?
>inb4 'in a guys arse'
>>612012647
Too far?
anyone at auckland uni? i applied for the tertiary certificate programme next year cause dropout
>>612012770
These courses be good man. Did the one at UC was superb
damn all these beautiful connection errors...
Anyone see IDbro at Middlemore hospital today?
CATCH ME ON FIRE
>>612012834
can you explain more about what yours was like?
>>612012709
Don't really listen to much dubstep nowdays but will check em out for you anon :3
just let me finish these albums first
>>612012770
Over here bro. Don't know what to tell ya, good luck i guess
>>612012844
Yeah i've been getting em too lately. Maybe UFB can save me from this hell. What provider are you on? I'm sure Spark / Telecom should be better than this
>>612012896
'no'
Hi guys
Me and Mum
>>612012095
>expects Asians to have asses
>>612011954
wtf her eyes went from chink mode to AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI PUT A DICK IN UR DICK WHAT U GOT A DICK DICK
>>612012770
RIGHT HERE
wish i was at Otago or somewhere cool tho
>>612012984
Spark
i think it gets worse during Winter for me
>>612013081
my waifu has a great ass and i thank god every day for it
>>612013158
I always figured it was my old mans shitty 2005core router. You're west right? I'm central so if these connection erros are on their part this is bullshit
WEST
IS
BEST
>>612012969
So mine was geared towards entering engineering. So 4 courses 12 weeks. Math, English, Physics and Chem. Essentially year 12 and 13 crammed into 12 weeks. Some stuff was dropped but all the good stuff was there. Very strict. 2 weeks this 3 days that etc
Just saw a woman shit on a bus.
>>612012729
Just had a disturbing image of my asshole doing the sighing from the breeze blowing through.....
>>612013324
Nah east is much better
>>612013408
wot
CATCH ME ON FIRE
>>612013496
Why does every New Zealend fag love Canada fag so much? All the time Canada is so great blah blah blah
>ALVIN ROOOOOW
>Oh Alvin
Literally essential Summer School Accounting 102 core
>>612012729
What's the proper way?
you would be surprised bro.
http://www.loveyourcondom.co.nz/
>>612012223
and you live where pray tell
>>612013657
Nah dawg. I'm drinking Candian Club so i figured I should name the thread after it. Couldn't give a shit less about the country.
Who /drinking/ here?
Anyone else here fantasize about getting real magic powers then posing as a street magician and completely fucking people's minds?
>>612013789
RIGHT HERE
>tfw its not my birthday anymore
>>612013789
does juice count?
>>612013887
happy after birthday :D
>>612013789
Coruba here
>>612013751
Love your condom?
This is a gay website, are you trying to say I am gay?
>Hello, boys!
>>612013831
No but I mean now I kinda have to.
>When I say go you say go. dear Alvin
>When I saw row, you say row. dear Alvin
>>612013909
Get some alcohol in your system you poof.
Nah only kidding sure friend
>>612013881
>my nigga reply
>>612014062
>tfw no friends to drink with
>>612013942
thankyou anon
>>612013972
haven't had that for a while
need to reevaluate my life
>>612014126
i'm right here tho :3
>>612013334
oh cool, i think the one at auckland i signed up for is 1 year and its 4 subjects, math, english, and i pick two others which will be chem and bio
but it gives me uni entrance so im not bothered
>>612013887
u r still qt
>>612014126
please don't remind me
>>612014188
I'll take that as a compliment
thanks bro
>>612013993
Yeah, I'd stand there with a sign like "MAGICK, 10 cents" then when they asked what I was going to do I'd say "Look up in the sky, on the count of three a bolt of lightning will strike and I'll catch it in the palm of my hand." They start laughing, calling bullshit, I just put my hand out and start counting.
>1
>2
>3
>Nothing happens
>"...and go."
Lightning strikes, they get their eyebrows singed off. People run away shitting themselves in fear, it would be awesome.
>>612014197
Yeah it was quite the shock going back after 5 years of working. Was excellent though. Everyone was super helpful and gave me a great foundation to start uni with
>Why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passengers seat?
>>612014364
do you still get your 10 cents tho?
>>612014260
Thanks anon
>>612014420
Big Boobs fellow
bruh.
>>612014126
>>612014317
Same here. Just chill and enjoy it. If you feel bad about it then start on whiskey. People understand if you drink whiskey lol
>>612014188
>>612014317
We should totes have a /b/ get together, my god it would be the most awkward fun time ever
>>612014469
No, instead I just turn one of them into a gold statue.
>tfw could get to image limit if i spammed right now
hitting img limit is always thrilling
>>612014541
I'm drinking Candian club right now celebrating my 20th now so... pretty relevant I guess
>>612014555
I've honestly always thought this is going to happen sooner than later
>>612014487
Bitch got them downsized :c
>>612014643
evil magik
Southland fag beating off
>>612014716
good to have you here tonight, pal
>>612014665
lets have a comfy thread
>>612014716
bitch was the shit in the 90s
>>612014707
We are such a derverse crowd here, how could it not go well
>>612014781
pics??
>>612014707
J-Josh?
You don't drink do you?
>>612014555
nah. a lot of the people here are too broke to travel for a meet
>>612014555
I had a meet up with two people off here.
>Yeah...
>>612014879
Not Josh and yes i do drink
>>612014879
HER NAME IS ROSA
>>612014789
I drop in most nights. Though usually get disinterested. These threads ain't what they used to be.
>beshine lel
>>612015045
wot
So how many people in here just turned 20?
>>612014963
rip, turned out bad?
auckland tinny house address please
>>612015119
ive been 20 for a while :P also i dont drink much :(
>>612015119
i'm turning 20 next month
>to die by your side well the pleasure the privilege is miiine
>>612015004
kek
>>612015073
Yeah man i just lurk nowdays but i recently turned 20 so i want bros to help me celebrate with
>>612015168
It was alright.
She got a bit upset at my jokes though, lol.
>>612015237
be sure to lemme know when you turn 20 so i can return the favor :3
>OOOOH MOTHER I CAN FEEL THE SOIL FALLING OVER MY HEAD
>>612015237
>>612015227
wanna watch you two fuck
>>612015330
>she
wow
>>612015418
It was Noona, the German girl.
>>612015330
did you shout memes at each other?
>>612015484
I'm going to be honest (Now that i'm drunk) but i never was really fond of her. But i do wonder what she is doing with herself nowdays.
name a better album.
protip: you can't.
>>612015414
ikr :D
>tfw dat qt isnt interested
>>612015484
oh shit, are you in Germany right now?
how is she?