>>611915373

You

>>611915373
Your mom's not a whore

>>611915373
is that guy from radio head?

>>611915373
Uncle/10

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>What's the difference between a cake and a Jew?

A cake doesn't scream when you shove it in the oven

>What's the difference between a bench and a black man?

A bench can support an entire family

>>611915488
>>611915496
>>611915515
>>611915610

kek

Women's Rights

What's white and ruins dinner?

An avalanche.

>>611915373
Why do niggers have nightmares, because we killed the only one with a dream.

>>611915666
Fucking satanic trips?!?!

Ayy lmao

>>611915373
So i was going down on my girlfriend when I tasted horse semen,
I said "Fuck me, Grandma! So thats how you died!"

>>611916224
ayy

>>611916224

ayyyy lmao

Blo0p boop ex 31. #c

>>611915664
trust no one not even your grandma

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

>>611915373
limmys show is the best

>>611916367
>>611916381
newfags

>>611915373

Why did the baker have brown hands ?

Because he kneaded a shit.

Your welcome !

OP

>>611916702

Jokes used to be funny

Yours isn't.

Get cancer

NIGGERS ARE PEOPLE

>>611916744
Nice trips

two parter.

Why did little Susie fall off the swing-set?

She has no arms.

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not Susie.

>>611915373
Two guys walk into a bar, and they both order Chinese food. The bartender looks at them and says we don't serve Chinese food. The two guys both look at him and at the same time say, "Gee Bill, two wieners?". The bartender then said, "Thanks Lori". The bartender and the two guys talked about bananas all night and sure enough, they went to the bartenders house where they browsed 9gag all night making sweet love to each other.

>>611917031

kek

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>>611915373

TWO NIGGERS WALK INTO A STORE.
THEY WALK OUT WITH STUFF.
THEY DIDNT PAY.
KEK

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>>611916917

what do u do when you see a nigger with half of his face ?
laugh, and reload

what do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his arse?
warren.

what do you call a black fella flying a plane?
a pilot.

>>611917619
topkek

tried using "mypenis" as a password.

it wan't long enough.

>>611915666
Nice trips

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>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>It's the police mam your son was killed in a hit and run accident the driver was an alcohol

Why didn't the skeleton want to go sky diving?
> he didn't have the guts!

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From Norm MacDonald

>While most people know Jim Croce's 1972 hit "Bad Bad Leroy Brown" and the line "Bad bad Leroy Brown, meanest man in the whole damn town, meaner than 'ol King Kong, meaner than a junk yard dog...", what most don't know is that Croce original wrote the line as "...meaner than a concentration camp dog", as that was the meanest dog he could think of, but ultimately found the lyric unpleasant to the ear.

A woman walks into a clinic. She goes to see dr. Wong. The doctor comes into the room. He says get on your hands and knees and crawl to the wall and back. The woman says why? The good dr. Says just do it. The woman crawls to the wall and back. The dr. Says yes yes i see. You have ed zackery disease. And she said ed zackery disease? Whats that??? He says your faces looks ed zackery like your ass

A man walking in to bar.
Greetings said barman.
I order vodka said man.
How was night? Said barman.
It cold and bread line long Said man.
Don't blame Putin said barman.
I don't said man.
I blame America said man.

Old Russian humor story.

>an alcohol

>Why are black people so tall?

Because their knee-grows

Boy comes home from school and his mom asks, "What did you do today?" he replies "I had sex with my teacher." The mom flips, sends him to his room and calls the father. The dad impressed with his sons feat buys him a celebratory bike on the way home. He presents the bike to his son saying, "I heard what happened at school, this bike is a gift for becoming a man, would you like to try it out?"
To which the son replies
"No thanks dad, my butt still hurts."

>>611918564
keks

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

The question cannot be answered because Polish people are so fucking stupid that no matter how many of them are available, they would not be able to complete that simple task.

>>611918297
Thanks for the laugh, buddeh

>>611918172

>...and it was offensive to jews, gypsies, and homosexuals. Little did it matter, Croce would be dead within a year.

What's an insect's favorite sport? Cricket.

>>611917185
Ahahahahahhahhahhha

>>611917842
Excellent.

>>611915373

Yo' dick so small, when u piss you hit yo' balls

>>611918564
If this nigger has money to go to the bar and drink then why the fuck is he on the bread line in the first place?
America is not the cause of your problems.
Putin is not the cause of your problems.
YOU are the cause of YOUR problems.

>>611919299
10 niggers all get on a bus on a dark and stormy night.
9 of the niggers get in to a fight.
8 of the niggers pull out their 9's.
7 of the niggers had prior crimes.
6 of the niggers get shot in the head.
5 of the niggers get bellys full of lead.
5 and 6? Didn't I say ten?
The bus driver was a nigger too.

Niggers.

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What did the bra say to the hat?

>You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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>>611915373
Whats the difference between a pocket pussy and an infant?

Legal issues

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OC: fresh --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPG1iUui77U

>>611920624
>misses the layers of humor.
>prefers knock knock jokes

>>611920732
kek
>Niggers

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>>611921200
whats the best thing about fucking twenty year olds?


there's twenty of them

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>>611921200
What do you get when you cut a child with a razor blade?

An erection

>>611920624
autist

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this is my step ladder.
I never knew my real ladder.

I heard he was great and supported a family of 4.

........Argentina is white...............fwahahahahahahhaha white hahahahahahahahah

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>>611921983
What word starts with the letter "N" that you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

>>611915666
A bench can't support an american family

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You know that christmas song "Do you hear what I hear?"

...
Do you?

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>>611922314
This is my step-stool.
Never knew my real stool.

Heard he spent all his time at the bar.

>>611915666
Satan trips

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>>611922470
Why is Sex ed and Driver's ed not taught in the same day in the middle east?

It wears out the camel

>>611922937
Why do Middle Eastern Camels spit?
Because the Quran forbids swallowing a Muslim man's semen.

Mohammed.

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Hitler: My dog has no nose.

Wehrmacht soldier: But, mein fuhrer, How does he smell?!?

Hitler: Awful!

>>611915373
Sick guy visits a doctor. Doctor says "I have good news and bad news. What you wanna hear first?"
"bad news, doc"
"you have cancer"
The guy us visibly upset and says "what's the good news tthen?"
Doc asks "did u see that blonde in the waiting room? With the big tits?"
"yeah what about her?"
Doctor grins and says "i'm gonna fuck her tonight"

>>611923668
Besides Africa, what area in the world has the richest diamond mines?

Germany, because all the Jews swallowed their jewels.

>>611921965
You mean twenty one year olds. Or twenty nine year olds

> What is the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

>>611924088
What is 18 years and 1 day old?
Me and my girlfriend on my 18th birthday.

>>611921358
holy fucking autist

>>611915373
My life.

>>611924511
>>611924070
>>611922754
>>611920732
Muh sides

>>611921358
>sweatest

>>611915373
how to tittyfuck a 2yo: cut open chest

>>611916320
ayy lmao

>>611925728
Fuck... that is some messed up shit.

>>611920928
sweet, anymore?

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>>611921358
>most valuable autist of the day

>>611921358
Did you make this one all by yourself or did Billy make it for you? Real funny fellas...

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>>611921358

>pedo walking little boy into the woods
>dark and scary
>owl hoots
>little boy starts crying
>asks pedo to hold his had
>why?
>im scared mr pedo
>youre scared?! fuck
>i gotta walk outta here alone!!!!

>>611916320
ayy lmao

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>>611926888
nice trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPG1iUui77U

>>611926151
9fag is that way ===>

>>611918093
what type and how can a liquid drive a vehicle?

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>>611927503
wtf...>>611926888

>>611915373
>What do you do when you finish eating naturally bald pussy?
Put the diaper back on

>>611927571
9 what?

>>611926888
top kek

>>611927968
>What do you do after you put the diaper back on?
Bury it.