Fucked up childhood crushes thread. Go!
>pic related
>wanted to make out passionately with a cartoon dog
wut
Ur not alone op, I wanted her to.
>>611795617
holy fuck I'm not alone..
>>611795617
girl was so fucking fine
>>611795617
>made thread about this dog a while ago
>no one haz nudes
>>611795617
And now you can not unsee that her nose looks like a mouth.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/296721/cc1cc9f3c1/
you are welcome
>>611796507
S8me
>>611797169
yes i can
>>611795617
>>611797337
Only momentarily perhaps.
this is 1 of the sexiest things i have ever scene. i would kill 4000 babies a day, just like abortions to wake up to that.
>>611797169
i can't even see it like that
even if i cover up her actual mouth, it still just looks like her nose
>>611797438
that bitch wanted the D
>>611795617
>not liking the best animated milf in the history of media
>>611797438
Holy fuck she was adorable.
>you will never have a girl who wants to nuzzle and hug you that passionately
>not liking the best animated milf in the history of media
I was painfully in love with Shirley the Loon from Tiny Toon Adventures when I was about five or six.
>that valley girl accent
>that pink sweater
I used to have a sticker of her on my bed and i would stare at it for hours just wishing she was real
>>611797897
bulma from dbz?
this. would still mate with/10
>>611797732
It looks like a goldfish or something.
This so much this
>>611798562
fag
>>611795617
explains my lust for redheads
>>611795617
Minerva Mink.
>>611799040
Yes. So much yes.
>>611795617
Ok, I'm kidding. Not until her human form.
But the boob tree confused me.
>>611799040
This
Not sure I'd describe it as fucked up.
>>611799446 (me)
..also this FF female character.
mmhhh
Any one of them, or all together.
Fuck you
Just about any female from Gargoyles would give me a Lil chubby
>>611797235
Sate me?
>>611795617
>>611797438
>>611799040
>>611799072
>>611799371
>>611799547
>>611799635
>>611799993
All of these.
>>611795617
Older sister. Lemme explain.
>be 13
>decided one day i'd snoop around my sister's room because my friends were giggling about dildos
>wanted to see if she had one
>made sure to be stealthy as fuck, everything back where it was, not moving a whole lot, etc.
>opened bottom bedside drawer
>whole bunch of what I thought were dildos and a bottle of what I thought was water
>big black one on top of the pile
>funny shape, remember thinking "my dick doesn't look like that."
>leave
>later that night, sister says she's heading out with friends
>check her room later that night
>big black 'dildo' and 'water bottle' are gone
>think nothing of it
>few months later, the internet has taught me things
>I know the 'dildo' was a butt plug and the 'water' was lube
>took those two things with her that night
>buckets for months thinking about it
Idn't fukd up, but still crushed the shit outta her.
Basically, the first person I ever thought "man, I wanna see her boobs", at age 5
Well... if you must know...
>>611795617
>>611799635
My fucking nigga
>>611795617
dude i just rewatched this. it...isn't very good. but i'd still fuck roxanne.
>>611800277
Checked both story and dubs.
>>611799446
Yes
>>611799963
Fuck yes
>>611799963
This and ginny weasely
16 years old is still considered childhood, right?
Every day after school I would get baked and watch this show. Mona is a top dame.
>>611795617
roxanne has always been bae. not fucked up to crush on her
>>611800728
Naw man, had the hots for Cho Chang.
>>611800000
QUINTS
>>611800277
now you got me thinking I should be more carefull with hiding my buttplug because my 13 liltle brother may be fucking around my stuff
>>611797982
>painfully in love with Shirley
kek, it's a fucking duck dude.
>>611800808
OMG I'VE COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT I USED TO LOVE THAT
>>611800942
If they're young and horny, they'll find it pretty much no matter what. If you lock it up or something then probably not, but if not, it'll probably be found.
>>611800935
>>611799963
My heart is still broken.
>>611801224
why's the bitch cryin
Cathy from Gall Force was my first love.
Don't ask why.
I went though this weird domination fetish phase when I was a kid, like using smaller things for >rape really turned me on.
>>611800277
>>611801056
I was a confused child
>>611801132
glad i could remind you
>>611801527
most fucked up childhood crush yet. you are doing well.
From Spyro. I played the Fracture Hills level a lot.
Daria.
>>611795617
i wanted to do more than make out with her
>>611801698
kek
I try to forget.
She's called Trixie in Germany
>>611801056
Its "Shirley the Loon" you fucking idiot
>>611800493
What no love for the others? What about the Tin Man, El Superbeasto, and Toadie? And no love for the purple pimpstain either? Tsk tsk.
>>611800539
Dude, you suck......fuck you and your shitty opinions, m8.
>>611802116
I always thought my ex gf looked like Gadget in a weird way
>>611797438
Holy fuck this brings me back to 95
>>611799040
even the baby version
What the fuck is wrong with me
>>611802386
Gadget was ok but Tammy was the shit.
(Well, Tammy and her old lady)
>>611795617
Depressed as fuck when the kid sees her dancing with that other guy.
Movie taught me two things. One, you can stand up for the one you love whether it's her asshole, cheating boyfriend or a fucking street gang that stabs you and you will STILL lose her to some college dude she just met.
And second, nobody leaves without singing the blues.
>>611802488
fuck i was about to post her
>>611802488
>>611802580
what is wrong with you?
>>611802488
Laughing heartily
>Captcha: tzips
This girl from Reboot. I really hated the show at first, then the timeskip happened and I fell in love.
Krystal from Star Fox 64
>>611800000
>>611795617
I guess I just like really big fluffy guys, when I was little I was always fantasasing about cuddle in bed with him
>>611800000
HOLY SHIT
>>611802761
fuck forgot to put the image
>>611797982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZdLbiF9gCo
>>611802646
spoiling young religious girls is now my fetish
madeline would get it
>>611802901
RTP 2 much?
You guys think you got issues?
I remember being obsessed with Marcie when I was about 8.
One day i remember drawing her naked and fapping.
DO YOU YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DRAW A NAKED MARCIE WHEN YOU EIGHT!!??
sasha grey
I masturbated so many times in my chilhood to this girl.
im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win im better than all of you i win i win i win i win i win
>>611803052
Marcie is worst girl. I hope your taste has improved since you were 8.
>>611803138
can anime even count
all the girls are sexualised so it's understandable
>>611802840
2nded
>>611803002
fds até no /b/ há tugas?
>>611800000
>>611795617
Satsuki from my neighbor Totoro was my first childhood crush, still have the original vhs from my childhood stashed in my entertainment center from all those years back.
>>611802901
You're joking.......right?
>>611802488
Mara Wilson (actress who played her in the live action movie) is infinitely more fappable both then and now.
>>611802990
topkek
>>611799547
Damnit Square, quit making badasses that I'll end up falling for...
<3
>>611802710
>>The year of our many noodled lord being of 2000+15
>>Not loving Dot and Mouse more
stay soft, pleb
>>611802116
>>611800000
Nice quints breh.
>>611803183
Check my dubs. Never speak to me again, loser.
I'm sure most guys liked Cheetara more, but I was always a Pumyra guy.
She turned me furry
Carmelita <3
LALA THE TELETUBBY
pic related
>>611800000
>>611802901
>>611803446
o que esperavas, pretos?
>>611800282
>what boobs
Not that bad I guess. Never understood why DD ran from her.
>>611803463
course not
>>611803640
No. That can't be true.
>>611800808
>>611801132
Never heard of this show but I looked it up and it sounds cute and I hate being an adult and wish I could just watch cartoons all day again
>>611803879
fuk yes
>>611800808
"Show us your fangs!" " HEY MONA!"
Yes
>>611803879
So much this.
>>611803943
you can still watch cartoons, just don't get obsessive over it
>>611801403
Happy. She doesn't have to fuck that gross thing behind her...yet. She'll take the part, and if this doesn't turn out to be her big break she'll go right back to what becomes of many failed actresses that are just trying to scrape out a living.
>>611803943
You can. It's your contitutional right. I'm an adult and I watch cartoons everyday
>>611804123
Makes sense! Thanks!
Mhmm
>>611803879
She was and is so fucking hot.
Oh how I lusted for her.
>>611803879
gross.
>>611803847
por acaso eu sou preto
been my wallpaper for years
Gotcha
>>611795617
No more fucked up than a skunk I presume. I wanted to remove her stink glad with several anal dicking sessions since I have memory.
my first love, came bucker etc etc
>>611803917
I also had a little bit of a thing for the radio from Toy Story (especially in Toy Story 2).
But the little red guy from Brave Little Toaster... THAT was something else.
>>611804033
Right
Still sometimes think about Angelica.
Fuck.. she turns me on
>>611804446
do you sexually identify yourself as a radio?
>>611804561
bro she was like 3
wtf bro
thats fucked up
>>611804259
Always wanted to angry fuck her. With her screaming, "You're buying me a new bike after this!"
>>611802116
Yes !
>>611801781
This and this.
>>611804561
id part her hair with my three inch cock, ill fight u for her faggot ill bet two of my cock into you faggot ass and fuck ur dad in the showe, the shit id squeeze all over her would be alot and quite alot
>>611795617
I recently started thinking about a relationship with different girls. like how they would actualy like me.
Well the cake was a lie, so is this.
>>611803760
redheads
Correct
>>611804516
> truer words
>never spoken
>>611804739
my sides are in orbit, what have you done?!
>>611804810
wut
>>611804739
I had a solid kek. Thanks anon.
>>611804384
>Roxanne
>Violet Parr
>and I vaguely recognize the character in the other poster
Good choice, nigga.
>>611804607
No, I'm straight. but once I hit puberty I had a huge telecommunications fetish.
Pic related, always my favorite scene
>>611804807
id shove her doll 3 inches up my ass anf screeam angelasname while i pound her beef inbetween my girth sausage
>>611801465
my fucking nigga
She is probably the reason why I like tomboys so much.
>>611805072
>telecommunications fetish.
is that even an actual thing
Also Fuck you guys
>>611802116
There's a cult in russia that worships her, no joke
pic related
>>611805327
>>611805367
>>611805226
i dont know who you are, or where you live, but i need you to take a picture of your sack for me and then post it here. if you do not do this there will be represcussions, and i will hvae to send top men to your location
>>611805072
have you ever stuck your dick in a radio?
>>611805398
I'm a homo but my parents probably shouldn't have let me watch this all the time.
>>611802116
>>611805491
>>611795617
>>611796176
>>611796176
>>611796673
its disneys fault for making dogs sexy
>mfw I used to fap to her all the time as a kid
>mfw when I had her card
>it was always dried and crusty
Good times
>>611805576
do u have any of the classic pose bent over with birds pooping all over her booty
>>611805402
Oh fuck yeah, XJ9 was hot as hell
>>611805257
I don't think there are any communities for it or anything. For me, it was things like
>Pretending that slowly turning the knobs on a radio dial, changing speeds, teasing was giving it pleasure
>Humping one of the house phones and listening in on the other end
>Stripping when telemarketers called
etc.
>>611805437
No.
>>611805398
>>611805367
>>611805327
I am to high for this, and what?
>>611805669
I'd let her be good to me.
>>611797438
THIS
>>611805687
what the fuck
>>611805687
>Stripping when telemarketers called
topkek
>>611805669
That was bad and you should feel bad.
>>611805815
classic
>>611803451
I got so excited during the bath scene when I was a horny 10 year old
>>611805419
sorry but I dont really have an easy way of taking pictures and uploading them.
To lazy too
One of my early crushes: Wheezie.
The fuck mang.
>>611806226
I wish I wish with all my heart
For you to spread your legs apart
>>611803052
/r/ing the naked picture you drew
> be 9, just starting 4th grade
> flipping through history book at library, waiting for the rents to come get me
> see naked goddess statue as I'm flipping, pass it
> look that shit up in the glossary like a goddamn man
> sit there and stare at tits for like twenty minutes
> develop crush on Athena
>every year in school hit up that Greek and Roman history lesson in the new textbook, develop statue fetish
> mfw my gf is pale with near perfect proportions, she doesn't know the fetish that started our relationship
> she must never know
Would be hotter if she were azn.
Don't judge me.
25/m
>>611804778
her and Krystal set me down a bad road. That's what you get for watching talking animals instead of playing with other kids.
>>611806513
>Don't judge me.
You can't stop me!
[spoiler]10/10[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I know spoilers don't work here[/spoiler]
>>611806513
if you know what i mean
I don't watch TV when i'm young, i spend my time learning about computer software instead
>>611806787
son, you software engineer now, bye
This
>>611805088
read it in tommy's voice lol
>>611806692
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]fags aereeeeee faga[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
>>611806692
[spoiler]you're still a faggot[/spoiler]
Has she really not been mentioned yet?
>>611806883
what the hell is that from again?
I have seen it before but can't remember were
>>611805669
A) What the fuck is "classic pose"
B) No I fucking don't
C) Kill yourself
>>611806184
hell yea, watched it again with a friend while getting high a few weeks ago and that scene came on and had to get up and got to the restroom to hide my boner before it became noticeable. Felt so wrong, but that nostalgia boner felt so right. A dick never forgets man! Used to rub my little confused hot rod to her before I even knew what I was doing. Also love that yellow and white dress she wears later on in the movie.
>>611807107
>>611807107
Treasure Planet, I think? I've never seen it but idk
>>611807049
fuck yeah, loved that movie
kirby from kirby and the crystal shards, just wanna fuck his puffy pink body
>>611797970
Have one now. Seems sweet but gets annoying as shit. Does shit like that just for attention, will even knock my phone out of my hand while on internet, etc to "nuzzle me". It's honestly just a possessive, co-dependent thing.
TL;DR: NOT WORTH IT
>>611807137
I think being attracted to her (and other various characters) before I knew what being attracted to someone is is probably why I'm fucked up and into loli stuff
>>611807107
Treasure Planet
>>611807213
>not naomi
shiggidy diggidy
>>611807435
Haha
One point for me then
>>611804739
kek
>>611807317
X-Ray thread.
Rules in case anyone forgot:
1. Thin or tight fitting clothing only, thick clothing will make it impossible to
x-ray and loose clothing will make it difficult because of the shadows it creates.
2. Multicolor patterns also make it very difficult to x-ray.
4. If it's a shirt pic, bras make it difficult/impossible to x-ray,
and if it's a bra pic, padded bras are impossible, so stick to thin
bras/sports bras in certain lighting/lace bras.
7. I can also accentuate shadows in cameltoes, which I sort of
have a thing for (specifically yoga pants), so if you could provide
me with some of those as a form of donation to the international
spank bank of OP I'd greatly appreciate that.
9. Remember that I am only manipulating colors that are already in the image.
I can't accentuate it if it isn't there.
Going to post examples of previous x-rays that I've done so you get a
general feel of things that do and don't work. Base your submissions off of these examples.
Also, I'm going to post unedited pictures of sample girl used so that you guys may practice
your x-ray technique on them. They clothing is obviously very sheer so with patience
you will get results. Feel free to share the outcome of your x-ray with the rest of us, I'm sure
someone will appreciate it.
I recieved all of these sample pictures in the past from an anon, so no unfortunately, I do not
have any sauce on the girl. My apologies in advance.
this post has a 5 and a 3 in the last 4 numbers
>>611806394
>>611807220
>611807220
>>611807435
Thank you
>>611795617
that scene in star wars episode two when padme amidala was tied up to the post
>>611807049
>>611804033
>>the average /b/-tard
>>611807213
Aaaaah glad i wasn't the only one
also the voice actress to lady Tsunade from Naruto (eng)
Ooooh. Oooooh. I've got a goodun guys.
>>611807509
Do nightmares count?
>>611807550
Wrong fucking thread nigger
>>611807550
aaaaaaaaahhueeueeuehuehuehueheu
This slut
>>611807555
no, but it has 3 fives. checked
>>611807624
samefag
bonus
>>611804123
Bah, we all know they're really all gonna be doctors/lawyers/nurses/models and this escort stuff is only temporary
>>611803640
Interesting.
>>611803917
>>611804446
>>611804607
>>611805072
>>611805257
>>611805437
>>611805687
>>611805883
Very interesting.
>>611807550
Whoops I'm very drunk my apologies, carry on. I'm enjoying the thread btw.
>>611807509
You fucking asshole
>>611805687
Actually, this very interesting.
>>611807555
>calls post number
>gets trips
>is wrong
bummer dude
also this chick
>>611807722
>not kida
Fuck you anon
>>611807624
glad to know im not the only one who would fuck a zora
>>611807647
>>611807647
it was either that or this.
and when she's merged with a dog, she's at least legal in dog years ;)
>>611807049
i love this movie
>>611805687
Can you tell us a little more?
>>611807868
loli zora whose ass sits on your head at that
>>611807346
I know she's the reason why I have a major thing for tomboy, short haired, androgynous girls. She actually looks just like two past girlfriend of mine, boy were those some gooooood fucks man.
>>611795617
>still want to bang max
fuck he's cute