fuck off 9gag

>>611775477
Not 9gag newfriend

SIMBLY ERIC MEMEES XDDDDDDD WHERE IS LE UPDANK BUTTON XDDDDDDD

>>611777143
Fuckin' this.
I have a friend who I swear doesn't realize he needs to project his voice when in busy/loud areas, cunt stands next to me babbling in a quiet ass voice.
>What?
>muffling
>What?
>angrier muffle
>dude, speak up
>mufflingintensifies
>???????

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I do these things does that make me autism

Dubs for bumberino

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>>611775477
you faggots really don't know that memes like this started on /b/?

>>611775909
Ah fuck me, I've said 'lol' in real life.
Actually stopped and paused in surprise first time it happened.

>>611774894
aww fuck yeah havnt seen one of these in a while ... how about fbf too?

>>611776422
I also do this

>>611777886
Maybe you need to fucking listen.

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I identified with more of these than I would have liked...

>>611780646
Was at speedway.

you know... the place with loud cars?

>>611779565
Answer to this: Have two semi-obscure responses.
Hey bud / Sup bud
Howdy
-Neither of which require a follow up response.

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Oh my god. Not me. Lalalalalala

>>611781098
... i don't get it.
'You too' is an acceptable / common response.

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>>611781981
was thinking the same thing

>>611782029
That's not responsible gun ownership

>>611782385
right, faggot parents should have locked them up.

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>>611782233

When your with a waiter, or on line in a store. You too is just awkward as fuck.

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>>611777886
I'm with you here. Have a friend that always seems to mumble, or be quiet in general. Def not shy or anything, just soft spoken. Keep having to tell him to use he's big boy voice.

>>611782233
had a girl do this to me.
used to say she liked every single band I liked

yet.. looked at her fb.. all fucking metal bands

>bitch I listen to punk...

Got annoying as fuck, I actually killed contact with her because she had too much in common
>allegedly

>>611782854
kek
Dude, even the car my friend doesn't realize how quiet he is, I just ignore him when he babbles quietly most of the time.

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>>611780440
This. I never know what to fucking say to a barber.

>>611782899
Socially Alpha Penguin.

>>611782899
This occasionally can have good results.

>>611779374
This guy gets it.
MARBLECAKE

>>611783215
Find an old and white barber.

"What's the deal with all those niggers?"

>>611783224
"Wtf did you just touch my ass?"
>I was stretching and you walked into it
>Feel free to walk into again if you want

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>>611783067
>passing up the opportunity to get laid over a difference of opinion
>not autistic

>>611779374
Get with the times, faggot. Advice animals were never good.

>>611782854
Well does he?

>>611781981
Last time I went to the movie theater the ticker taker said "Enjoy the movie" I responded with "You too". I practically ran to my movie.

I miss the days when SAP and FBF threads were common on /b/. What the newfags don't realize is that shit like this started on 4chan and, for a while, it was exclusive content. Once the rest of the internet started catching on to 4chan and after this place became flooded with faggots, they started exporting this content to other websites like reddit, 9gag, knowyourmeme, icanhascheezburger, etc. Then it wasn't "cool" to post it here anymore. We made it, fuckers. What are you embarrassed about?

Fuck this place.

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>>611775465
I want to kill myself when I do that.

>>611783537
ehh, she wouldn't just want to fuck, this bitch was thirsty as fuck for a relationship, not what I want.

>>611785054
lol
>looks down at floor
>pretends to tie laces
>hoping they will find someone else

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>>611785332
>hoping they will find someone else
but they never do...

>>611774894
You posted this same thread hours ago fucktard.

>>611786962
or if its a quiet street and the person infront is walking really slow and you start to catch up

ugh

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>>611783542
Clearly this faggot joined last summer. /b/ had the best advice animals you cuck ass teenager,

>>611786962
i hate that feeling

>>611787135
what? i haven't made this thread in years.

>>611787135
what? i haven't made this thread in years.

Haven't seen dolan threads in a white, since reddifags hijacked the shit out of it, it kind of died off.

Mind you, we did kind of hijack it from the Fins

>>611787135
what? i haven't made this thread in years.

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more in a bit, keep it bumped

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>>611788372
roger dodger

>>611783215
I can imagine it must be amazing for a barber to have a customer that's not talking like some crazy mofo on drugs.. or some bitch talking about all her problems in her relation or some asshole talking about his dog..
You are blessed with silence and more social skills then people who will just start spewing shit about anything.

>>611787176
fucking sweet

>give cook a ride home from work
>he lost his license several years back from a major DUI
>he says "Thank for the ride man, drive safe"
>"You too"
>wait
>cringe overdrive

>>611789250
jesus fuck anon

>>611789610
I've accidentally let it slip out more than once :( I'm used to people saying "Have a good night"

Oh god I forgot how cancerous /b/ is now

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>>611781869
Faggots like you are so annoying.
I have to see your same stupid fucking message 20 times just because you're so autistic you need to quote every reply in the fucking thread.

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ayy

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>>611789984
Can't believe I had to go fucking know your meme to get this, seriously.

>>611790316
Then there's this retard, who's been here for 2 weeks and has no idea how the board works.

>>611784093
I miss those days. There's no more fbf, paranoid parrot, teen time, caturday, hover hand, gore threads, FU threads. Times have changed.

>>611782643
I still don't really get this. Reciprocating someone's well wishes is awkward? Isn't it just polite?

>>611790481
cry more you lil nigger

>>611781098
this is shit. that's called common courtesy. If I didn't say "thanks, you too" or "likewise" i'd feel like a rude cunt.

>>611785774
They always pick the shy kid to "put them out of their comfort zone" and "build their confidence". A traumatic experience usually entails.

>>611783051
In my country yo have to do this, cuz bad drivers all over the place

>>611786962
IKR. So awkward. Am I doing something wrong? Is there a designated pace that I should be walking at or something? Maybe I'm not relaxed enough, or maybe I'm making a big deal out of something we all experience.

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>>611784093
Hell, I miss so much the old school troll physics and the FBF threads...

>>611791649
Not sure what that has to do with thread, but that was awesome

>>611788666
satanic trips confirm women suck at driving, even motorcycles

>>611783436
this happened to me once at uni, im normally really good with girls but I remember hearing crickets.
>touch ass
>both jerk around in surprise
>she has a slight wtf look
>"sorry I have heat-seeking hands"
>...
>...
>questioning look intensifies
>cos your ass is hot
>...
>oh...
>...
>well don't blame me, it's the hands
>...mm.
>well...I'm just gon
>walk away

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>>611792181
just bumping

>>611788676
I agree. You don't need to fucking talk constantly during a haircut. You are going there for a service, not a chat.

>>611789858
You were so nervous that you replied before you even processed the situation. God, am I guilty of that.

>>611792279
shit anon if you said it with confidence you coulda' pulled some tail

had a girl slap MY ass in class in highschool once, I just turn around
>..
>Well thank you.
>keep walking
>hear quiet giggling

Later learned from a girl I was dating a while after the fact that the girl who spanked me really liked me.
Kind of pissed, she was hot af wish she'd have spoken to me instead of slapping my ass.
>objectified
>I'mnotjustapieceofmeat.femin

>>611789984
This feels more like a revival of old /b/ than a desecration.

>>611790112
I got a bit rustled by that too. Fucking thread hogs.

I think about every single social mistake and embarrassing moment I've ever had and recall them on a daily basis years after its happened. I can be standing any where and my face will just go red as I recall all the awkward shit I've done. When I'm alone I'll also put my hands over my face and try shrug it off but it doesn't work so well. I have to then try distract myself because its almost too much cringe to bare.

I don't go outside. If I go outside it feels like people are judging me and I can't be myself. In reality I do normal stuff any way but it feels like I have to subtly watch everything I do and I hate that. Knowing this, I go into recursive loops of anxiety and panic where I repeatedly worry about how I look and behave to other people. For this reason, my anxiety is so bad I only go outside at night and only once every few months because I worry about having to cross the road since there's a social expectation to not stand there too long which forces me to move but if I move too soon I might get hit by a car so I usually just stand there for an unnaturally long time while any cars pass.

I have not been outside in months and I have such bad vitamin D deficiency that my bones are warping. My doctor put me on 10,000 IU tabelts but they cause such extreme migrates I rarely take them.

Any way faggots, it sure is hard for you all having "social anxiety."

>>611787362
That's like saying getting kicked in the nuts is better because it's done by a celebrity. It sucks and so does your shitty, forced meme. The only advice animal that was any good was advice dog. Everything else is derivative garbage on par with lolcats' level of deceased equine bludgeoning.

>>611793411
get the fuck out then you fun spoiler.

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>>611793411
More you say?

>>611793324
I just straight up turn around these days. Don't give a fuck anymore. Common mistake to go the wrong way.

>>611792782
This is not old /b/. This is post-chanology

>>611793313
Some of us do have social anxiety. Obviously yours is much more serious than most of our's, but still, it makes our lives more difficult as well. Don't discredit us just because your suffering is worse.

>>611793313
Smoke pot anon, become hyper aware of your flaws and then you can work on fixing them.

you're not being yourself because you feel as if society expects you to be a certain way, wear certain clothes, talk and act a certain way.

just gotta' relax and think about when was the last time you cared about some random person in public?
chances are the only thing you cared about was their opinion of you, when actually their opinion of you is nothing.

>>611775659
newfag nigger, Die!!!!!!

>>611776422
I do this for important phone calls, makes leaving a message a lot easier if you know what you're gonna say. Sucks to forget to say something important, calling back to leave another isn't a good first impression.

>>611793762
And yet it always managed to come out sounding wrong, no matter how much your rehearsed.

>>611793662
Your type of fun is wrong. A parrot mimicking its owner speaking has more validity than this inane garbage.

>>611793762
You're the worst kind of person.

>>611774894

I'm pretty sure this was technically inept penguin...

Or was it technically inept duck....

It's hard being this oldfag

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>>611794497
Lol.

>>611776510
Totally me

>>611793994
it's old /b/ for a newfag like me (i've been here for 6 years and I'm still a fucking newfag kill me now)