>>611772485
op is a fag

>>611772485
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>611772485

Someone I know is a pedophile.

>>611772485
i still love my ex

also fapped in the same bed as my cousin when we were like 13

>>611772485
I shower naked.

>>611772633
Omg how can you know it?

>>611772698
holly shit wassup coz!

>>611772485
im vegetarian but sometimes i secretly eat meat

>>611772485
I masturbate to furry porn on a regular basis. Im also a faggot.

Had sex with my sister when I was 18. She was 16. To this day, it was the best sex of my life. 27 now and married, but I sure do miss that shit.

Before I go to sleep I cum on my stomach then peel it off in the morning because I like the way it feels

Weak ass secrets in this thread.

>>611772673
Soooo you?

>>611772900
>I'm straight but secretly fuck guys in the ass

Wat?

I'm a very well known celebrity.

>>611772485
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>611772485
I read my phone while Im in the toilet at work.

>>611773544
It doesn't count if your mom is your only fan.

>>611773544
fuck off t swift

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>>611773181
kek

I've only been here for 2.5 years

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>>611772698
fuck you ya scrubbin bubble automatic shower cleaning bitch

I desperately want to fuck my fiancee's mother.

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I WAS BORN A WOMAAAAAAAN

I get off on dead bodies.

>>611774623
That's what roofies were made for.

i stabbed someone and somebody else got the blame.

>>611772485
i came on a girls bracelet that she always chews on

I'm a murderer at large. It's pretty great!

>>611775045
Eh, it'd only be worth it if she were conscious.

>>611775065
i opened the fire escape on a bus and someone else took the heat for it

>>611773661
Me too, you should delete your e-mails more often.

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i regularly have sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation

I fucked my step mom. Twice, actually. She was so loose but I love her fat ass just the same.

>>611775273
how does it feel?
i imagine it would make you sick at first, but feel really good if you get good at it.

i dont seed torrents

I finger my kittens every week. I like it when the fluffy one struggles and the small one bites me.

>>611775353
Isn't that just called making it out in time?

>>611772485
I wank to cartoon horses

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>>611775743
Savage!!!

>>611774885
Me too

>>611772485
I like banned content and I really don't care

I killed my neighbors dog because it barked every night. She thinks a wild animal got it. I broke it's neck, and used it for fishing bait. Was shit bait.

>>611776002
Top kek

I've been replying to these threads a long time before i got paid for replying to these threads.
I just like the way it feels.

I still drink warm milk before bed.

>>611777457
Yeah, I get mine from your mom's tit

>>611776993
I respect this.

>>611777416
Fuck off t swift

After awhile. it becomes routine, like brushing your teeth in the moring

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>>611775835
Here's a pic of her.

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777777777uu7u get

i only drink water from my washing machine

>>611772485
i cut holes in stuffed animals and fuck the shit out of them.

>>611777618
Yeah, to bad she got another annoying rat. I think this one is just going into a bag, and going to get tossed 50 miles offshore

>>611775951
It was a bit startling the first time, but after awhile it becomes pretty satisfying.

>>611772485
I watched someone die. I helped people kill people. sorry I'm not an edge fag. wish I was lying. had to move a couple states away because I thought the first secret, watched someone die, would get paranoid and try to kill me

>>611778427
How many notches you got on your belt?

>>611773544
Time stamp with face

>>611772485

i've raped lia marie johnson

>>611778427
So would you say your a serial killer? Would you want to be one

>>611778538
I've killed 12.

>>611778760
I guess you could say that. I don't really mind the title.

>>611778762
Do you keep any mementos?

>>611778725
Who hasn't?

>>611778762
I know meth heads that killed that much or more. give me some info on your life. how do you make your money? do any drugs? got any kids? got a girlfriend? you live alone? did you finish high school?

>>611778919
Nope. Not into collecting anything. Just the killing.

>>611772485
I've compiled a list of my friends deepest darkest secrets.
For you know....insurance err something.

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>>611776894

>banned content

Hi everyone. Im matt. This isn't a secret but i'll type it anyway...

It was 19 april and my old mate sent me a text

DON'T GO TO THE SCHOOL TOMORROW.

20 april of 1999 the columbine massacre. The cops came to my house cause they saw the messages in their phones. Nothing else to say...

>>611772485
when i was younger i used to have many problems, i used to shit every 4 or,3 days.
soo that day it was like a 2 weeks without shitying
so i had to go to a doc he gave me some meds and a send me home.
when i got home i had to use my hand to take the shit out of my asshole, and the medicine did not worked.
mfw when my face.

>>611779109
for sexual favors you mean. you know, sexual stuff. for sexual pleasure and stimulation

>>611779045
I'm currently in college. I've never done drugs. I've always wondered what It would be like to kill someone, and it turns out that I enjoyed it. I do in fact live alone. No Girlfriend.

>>611772708
slut

>>611779092
When did you kill your last sack of flesh? Did you get turned on watching their life float out of their eyes? Do you stare at them as they die?

>>611773544
if dubs post timestamp and proof

>>611779167

that didn't happen

>>611772485
69'd with my cousin on a family holiday when we were 6, she's turned into a hot bimbo slut now and haven't seen her in years. Never talked about it, don't want to.

>>611775693
keke'd

How can we fear death if it isn't an experience.

>fedora

I'm President of a major North American country and I'm secretly a gay muslim.

>>611779519
rerolling

>>611779349
I've killed too. helped people kill. what's your method of killing? i would there them in a major big river, or burn their body in a big metal trash bin looking bin in a rural farmer field. or i would bury them in a rural area. I used to live in a very rural middle of nowhere area

>>611779504
April 12th. I don't do it for sexual pleasure. I don't really stare at them when they die, But I guess I do focus on them in-till they're dead (Obviously, I mean I'm killing them)

>>611779349
It is easy finding ones in college isn't it? So many drunk people. Especially if you live in a large college town near a lot of surrounding forest

>>611779773
BARRY? is that you Barry? come on home now dinners ready

>>611779806
its the minimun, you should pay respect to your victim right?

>>611779800
I use whatever's close. I've used a Boxcutter and even a hammer before. I've tried not make too much of a mess, I'm a bit of a clean freak

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>>611776002

I'm not really a /b/ro.

>>611780013
Of course. I mean It is a bit of a dick move killing them.

>>611780094
I guess what I meant to ask was, how do. you dispose of the body ?

>>611779806
What I meant was do you enjoy watching them take their last breaths knowing they won't see loved ones in their last moments, but instead see your face. What started your killing

>>611780412
I bury it. I tried burning once, but it's kinda a giveaway.

>>611780544
Not quite sure what it is I enjoy about it. The thrill maybe? Like I said before, curiosity got me started.

>>611780635
noiyce. just noiycin your noiyce

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I made a tumblr to try and get closer to a girl

>>611780823
I killed because the people owed money and we were coming down off meth. town was dry, no one had any, we didn't have money to get more. stay away from meth heads, b/ros

>>611772485
I LIKE TO TOUCH MY PP AT NIGHT THEN GET SLEEPY AFTERWORDS. EVERY DAY SINCE I WAS 12!!! I'M 21 NOW HEHE

>>611779296
Well you see I don't even need to blackmail for that, I get enough as it is, you know, sex, I get enough sex as it is.
I fuck prostitutes.

>>611780823
best story about killing someone? ????

>>611781419
that is true to soo many anons out here.

3 days ago my cousin stuck his dick in my butt. The next morning I stuck my dick in my cousin's butt. I'm not gay, he is, neither of us came. We did it as a means of crossing a boundary into the weird, and for me to conquer the fear of going into that weird.

>>611781599
I don't care if you were a prostitute and you, boned every man that you ever knew. it wouldn't make a difference, it's just about me and you, girl. that's how I know lil Wayne has a little dick if he falls in love with prostitutes

>>611781604
I remember once, I did it, and I got my cloths pretty messy. I ended waling around like that and convinced everybody it was for cosplay.