Late night on SpikeTV, Girls Gone Wild commercials would play LOL

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Dad's playboys and penthouses

https://youtu.be/2O2XOYXwZJQ

i learned to fap when this movie was coming out. i had cox in demand and played this trailer on repeat.

>>611636256
MTV music videos (Christina Aguilera, Brittany Spears, Madonna, etc)

>>611637784
>mfw she's a mother

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my lil sis had a subscription

JC Penny catalog, underwear section.

>>611636256
when i was a kid i liked fapping to bbw/big ass type of women.To this day i still fap to that kind of shit and i have no shame.

>>611636256
the cow from the nutella ad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pants-Off_Dance-Off

hated when guys came out

>>611637028
I stole my uncles playboys when I was visiting his place. Before that, there used to be a "show" called "Latin Lovers" on TLN at midnight that I used to fap to. It was softcore as fuck, but gold as a kid.

>>611637784
MODS

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I had stolen a copy of this movie from the local video store. Many long nights fapping.

>>611638284
Oh god, I beat my beef to demi moore so many times. Such as sexy movie.

SBS and my sisters dolly magazines

>>611636256

I used to watch Animal House in secret and wait for the tits.

>>611638284
>>611638386
That sounds gay as hell. I'll bet you rubbed your cum on the film part and now it shows two dudes fucking because your gay is so strong

Hot n wild on AXN anyone??

>>611638568
newfags gona fag

Used to sneak the VHS of Titanic into my room and fast forward to the bit where Leo was drawing Kate Winslet naked. And the sex scene in car.

>>611637867
christina Aguilera's dirty video. Was the first 1 i blew a load too.

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Showgirls

>>611638775
Show girls was a shittier version of striptease.

>>611638775
dude don't lick that pole. What's wrong with her?

>>611638861
Yeah but seeing Jessie Spano full frontal turned my dick diamond

>>611638518
straya

Tawnee Stone

>>611638991
>611638991
I cringed at the pool scene, the dude just made it awkward to get hard.

>>611636256
It still is.

Gymnastic tutorials. They were always around me age

>>611639061
hell yeah, I still blow loads to her today!

>>611639105
Why you lookin at the dude, bro?

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>>611637545
That's pretty sexy.

>>611637867
I fapped to Madonna in Dick Tracy. I was like 7.

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this show is what got me into hentai and shit...damnit

>>611638568
so edgy

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also this

>>611639221
Wasn't that, it's just how they played it out. Making her splashing like a spastic in the pool, while the shot is on this face. No way you can get hard.

>>611636351
This.

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so god damned hot.

>>611639274
whats the name of that movie again?

>>611639368
True Lies

>>611639368
fish called wanda
not sure

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>>611639224

>>611639274
Wasn't she a dude?

>>611639274
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>611638861
actually, it's the other way around. Showgirls is the superior version as Striptease tries to take itself seriously and fails in the end while showgirls is a satire of the sex industry and actually has something to say. It doesn't quite work but its definitely better.

>>611639368
true lies, and its pretty good

>>611639565
thank fuck there are patricians like you around to educate these unwashed troglodyte proles.

>>611639565
Striptease has more nudity and a hotter lead role, Who the hell cares about the shitty story? It's basic softcore porn. Striptease wins.

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this vid was THE SHIT back then

>>611639655
I blew way more loads to Striptease than Showgirls, but that's only because I think Demi is hotter. Nothing to do with the "quality" of the films.

>>611636256
sauce?

>>611639695
She looks familiar. Source?

>>611639655
>Who the hell cares about the shitty story?

JOE MOTHERFUCKING ESZTERHAS, YOU FUCKING CUNT.

>>611639767
Pamela Anderson ya dingus

>/brule

>>611639767

>http://xhamster.com/movies/3341687/pamela_anderson_and_tommy_lee_fucking.html

>>611639695
>mor
u srs? it's pamela anderson and whatshisface from that band that shot a sex tape

>>611639731
My point exactly. Striptease had demi moore. instant boner.

>>611639757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrj_nJXKzjU

>>611639767
how old are you?
Everyone 18+ knows that vid and who she is.
You saw the thing that said no entry under 18 right??

>>611639408
Holy fuck she was soooo hot

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>>611636256
Ask your mom

>>611639906
Sorry I don't know all you white people porn.

>>611636256
Any cleavage on the telesales channels

>>611639695
She's a washed up slut, who the hell finds her attractive? I didn't when it got released, and I still don't now.

>>611638174
Dude i think thats the first video material i ever spanked to.

>>611639408
Oh yes many shower babies were made to seventh heaven

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>>611639968

>>611639948
yeah and she was such a problematic rebel

kek'd and fap'd

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>>611639509
my nigga

From a 2015 perspective, the thing that strikes me about that webm is how... innocent it is. She even has a giggle mid-deepthroat.

Madonna, the slutty icon of our childhood, is less of a slut than random 16-year-olds on YouTube... I can't wrap my mind around it.

I'm still fapping to that webm, though.

>>611639968
It was a scandal
It was on the news
It even was in Borat
you need to get out cause you are clearly an underaged nigger

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>>611640071
Kek at the filename

>>611639552
olololol 10/10

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>>611640056
Excuse me. I blew dozens of loads to Pam in 1996.

>>611640287
Pam is disgusting, baywatch was shit. I could never get turned on watching it, it was just.. gross.

>>611640402
>i'm an edgy faggot

>>611640287
I went back and forth between her and Jenny McCarthy for months.

>>611640287
- Annoying voice
- Stupid Bitch
- Fucked up vag
- Huge slut

Yeah, huge turn off.

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Jenny Agguter in The Walkabout

>>611639408
Why can't she just give us a full frontal selfie in the mirror?

Celebs in my sisters gossip magazines and in the back of some magazines there were these small fkn pictures of almost naked girls where you could text and pay and get a picture back.

>>611640287
Was her cartoon good?

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>>611640573

bubble butt bonanza, where I first discovered Gianna Michaels. God I'd love to fuck her.

>>611640469
>I'm into nasty whores

My standards aren't high but I still have standards

>>611640402
You weren't even born in 1996.

>>611639245

I loved this show. it was sexy and hilarious

>>611640729
>i'm a virgin and i spend my day defending my standards on /b/

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>>611636256
Amazed this is the first of Kelly Bundy.

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Started out on Ellie Mae but quickly graduated to Miss Jane

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farrah motherfucking fawcett. an original charlies angel i might add

>>611640853
>I'm a virgin and spend my days calling other people virgins on /b/

>>611640984
>I'm a virgin and spend my days calling other people virgins on /b/ who call me a virgin

>>611640984

>i am a pervert and i fart into dixie cups and make hobos eat it

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imagination worked better when i was younger, but when she came on the tv i immediately had a hard one

>>611638773
underageb&

>>611641066
I'm a virgin and spend my days calling other people virgins on /b/ who call me a virgin when I call them a virgin

>>611641136
Her sexy blonde sidekick was hotter. Xena was too.. manly for me

>>611641136
I enjoyed fapping to her in Spartacus.

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>>611641265
bitter virgin detected

>>611640960

it was easier to jerk off to her before she was eaten alive by asshole cancer.

>>611641265

>im not a virgin but ill spend my days calling other people virgins on /b/ who call others a virgin when I call them a virgin

>>611638773
I love sexually active toddlers

>>611641353

true

>>611641313
I never fapped to her cause i was too busy laughing at how ridiculous the show was.

That said, I thought she was attractive.

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>>611641313
agreed.

>>611640984

look dude, no one gives a fuck what you think of pam

when that vid came out, she was a prime pussy, completely shaven, which was rare

she is as much of a slut as any other fucking celeb and no one cares about your virgin ramblings

stop being so fucking edgy, you give it out to everyone that you're a virgin with this kind of talk

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>>611641313
Hell yeah

>>611641378
>im not a virgin but ill spend my days calling other people virgins on /b/ who call others a virgin when I call them a virgin because I'm extra virgin olive oil

Find more XXX chans here.

http://chan-ranking.ru/

>>611639844
Tommy Lee?

>>611641622

>im not a virgin but that last part made me laugh really hard for some reason

>>611641313
+1 for the blonde

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this movie

>>611642146
ye gonna need sauce on this one

>>611642279
Mezzo Forte

The funny thing is that it's pretty good without the sex scenes and I would definitely fucking watch a show like this

>>611637867
Mah niggah.

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Also Shannen

>>611639731
bit in the pool , dicks diamonds even today

demi looks like my first wife so can get te fuck

>>611643183
K, Bruce

>>611640875
theres a reason al looks so happy

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I Dream of Jeannie....

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Say hello to an old man...

I've had this movies recorded on VHS.

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>>611643292
i may have a bit oh Scottish in me or at least me ma did lol

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I am really old..

Me and my friends built a fort into the side of this cliff near a creek by my house when I was a kid. We had a stack of hustlers we hid in there.

>>611636256
First pornstar I blew my nut too was Rachel Starr. I even remember the video too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEo4ISs15m0


just something about ......

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A thousand times this

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>>611636256
old fags know what am sayin

>>611639366
Yes!

>>611636256
wanttohavegoodsex.com

>>611643743
FLASH!

aaahAAHHHHHH!

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Was crazy about this slut

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>erection_but_also_a_lot_of_related_merchandise.jpg

>>611643925
>GAUGE

My gawd, those meaty pussy lips... came buckets.

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>>611643743
Ornella Muti as Princess Aura. Delicious.

Gta san Andreas, hookers in the car. Record it on my VHS. Played over untill I blow on the screen

>>611636351
Oh lol. Back when the early DVR's came out, I'd TiVo that shit and watch it over and over again

>>611643951

The asian ranger deaded :(

icantfaptothat.jpg

This movie where a black kid and a white ginger girl flirt the whole movie and at the end he takes off his swimsuit and she pretends to take hers off

>>611643925
blew many a load to her, i read somewhere that she's back in porn

had a picture of my mom in a bikini,
would put my thumb over her face and imagine it wasnt her.

fucking poverty times

>>611644203
you know you didn't bother with the thumb after a while

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>>611643390
shes like 80 now and still looks this good.

>>611644382
yeah well i still just looked at the body

>>611640503
Underrated post

50 cent's P.I.M.P video
and Nelly's Tip Drill video

>>611640503
Me too. I used to imagine, while I was at cross country practice, that I wasn't pacing the girl in front of me, but was in fact chasing her so I could violently rape her. Possibly by shoving a stick in her orrafices

>>611643925
>>611643977
I still can't resist her terrible-yet-arousing acting and her incredible dick sucking skills. This video destroyed my semen reservoir when I first discovered it ages ago:

http://www.xvideos.com/video3923363/gauge_-_throat_fuck_on_stairs

>>611641378

>im not a virgin but ill spend my days not caring if other people are virgins on /b/ who call others a virgin when I don't care if there are a virgin

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Xena, in particular her.

I hated it when my brother watched along. Had to fap under a blanket.

Extra virgin olive oil hahah hahahah bahahahahahahhaha

>>611644057
She wasn't dead then you nincompoop.

Also, why the shit would it matter? Nobody's asking you to masturbate to a photo of her corpse.

>>611644694

that's one of my most fapped-to videos ever

>>611644785
>not making your brother suck your dick
faggot

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and countless other sets

>>611644567
>violation fantasies
>orrafices
Inbred detected.

this is really fucking weird, but I was really horny for my friend's sister, and my friend was horny for my mom.. so we exchanged things

>>611644800
Ha hahaha Hahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I also use to fap to the ads the pop up on my dads computer when no one was home. That's how I found the temporary internet files :) such a young time

>>611645013
Nope. Just a sociopath

>>611643390
yes m8

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always fapped to this cuties

Sears catalog. ...confusing times.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2200000/cast-buffy-the-vampire-slayer-2251058-1000-712.jpg

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This DVD. Found it in the kitchen cupboard in my dad's house when I was 8. I'd sneak it past him up to my room when he fell asleep on the couch.

>>611643390
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141277/
parody

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>>611643685
Hell yes

>>611645019
...like?

>duke_college_girl_fucks_a_dog_in_her_dorm.avi

>>611637951
Did you fap to Chad Michael Murray often?

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>>611640875
>>611641136
>>611641589
>>611643951
>>611644785

>include women in media. Not because feminists will otherwise whine, they actually seem in place
>Females were simply females because people generally accepted that men and women are just different
>Because of that, film makers had the time and space to portray actual strong women without making them simply behave like men, which looks silly
>Kelly Bundy was allowed to be sexy without people accusing each other of being a pedo

God damn, I suddenly realize that during the 90's everyone had a crystal clear idea on morals and ethics compared to today's society.

>>611645523
like panties and bras, Id also let him watch her like in the summer suntanning, and I watched his sistr

>>611636256
National geogeaphic and jc penney magazines

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>>611636256

>>611644893
where you over 18 case if not it not illegal if you were then shit son

underage - Christine Lakin
over 18 - Fran Drescher

...and no, I'm not kidding.

Kiana Tom. Bodyshaping. 1992.

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My first fap.

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>>611645896
always good for a before school fap

>>611644994
yes

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Surprised she wasn't posted yet.

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Germanbros will know.

>>611646006
How fucking old are you?

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>be me
>Late 90's, early 00's
>No Pr0n Mags
>Basic Cable TV
>Need fapping material
>Goto Bathroom
>Find mom's underware catalog


>Jackpot......

>>611646153
Ach du meine Güte, das bringt Erinnerungen auf...

>>611637028
Holy SHIT! Who is that?

>>611646280
Shit, i'd still fap to that

>>611646280
Your moms underwear catalog?

like that's her?

>>611646280
I know bro.. It's almost kind of sad the sick shit we have to fap to now in order to get the same pleasure as during those days.

When we had our first dial-up modem I discovered that I could finally fap to exposed tits. It only went downhill from there.

Bro....

If my mom was an underware catalog model, You think I'd be fapping to these kinds of catalogs?...

>>611646028
Yes I loved body shaping.

>>611646411
Dense faggot

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Jordan Capri

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>>611646482

>>611646482
I hear ya.

Now I can't get off without something screaming bloody murder, or fecal matter flying across the room.

I miss those innocent days...

/le_sigh

>>611646300
My guess would be Karen Price.
Dipshit

>>611639509
i came

>>611636256
Young Alyssa Milano
yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss

My big brother downloaded a colege fuck fest video from lime wore. I've looked for it for so long. It had a sexy blonde, and they started fucking on the couch. After a while some dude said "you're hurting her you're hurting her" and laughed while he said it. They got pissed and went into the bathroom and started fucking for a while and after he came, the camera man asked the girl how it was and she loved it. She asked the dude and he said "eh it was alright"

I wish I still had that video. It was probably from like 2002 or so. That's about when i was watching it.

I would kill for someone to sauce me to it.

>>611646644
I can't believe I'm still waiting for this to finish...

Nostalgia at its finest...

On an old tv/vcr combo
oh, to be 12
https://youtu.be/MJhIlsJFvuU

>>611638168
my niggey

>>611646569

I want to smash this lil, white pussy, sooo hard!

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First porno

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Good Old Hannah !!
Still have the full collection :-)

>>611645346

All of these white bitches would get my B.B.C. They won't be walking straight for days!

>>611638991
>Yeah but seeing Jessie Spano full frontal turned my dick diamond
Kelly Kapowski > Jessie Spano > Lisa

>>611636256

The Videos on BMX XXX
If you removed the disk at the right time while they played it's pause on the money shots!

>>611639968
i didnt know there was white ppl porn
>triggered

>>611639224
I cannot fap to madonna, at certain angles (especially today) she looks a lot like my mom.

>>611643422
Checked also yiss

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The scrambled Pay Per view channels of cable.

>>611639408
Still on my list

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fap fap fap

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>>611640573
>So many faps.
That bush. Out in the bush. Fuck!

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>name protagonist "fick"
>pedo
>wincest
>attention whores all the way

French movies: selling /b/-style as "art" since (at the latest) 1980

>>611646153
Ach du scheisse! Sag nich du bist mit nem 5kilo katalog zum wichsen aufs klo!