Bumping for potential awesome thread

Buuuump

Vancouver BC reporting in

>>611627899
Anywhere near poco?

lmao port coquitlam at this hour? no.

timestamp you tubby bitch

>>611627034

This is how people catch the monster.

Not close enough to make it over right now. I'm into it though

>>611627034
Holy shit, the potential this has

>>611627034
ITT: OP sets up a false rape claim

someone please take here up on the offer. i wanna see this land whale get fucked in the ass

>>611628210
The samsquantch?

>pic semi related

>>611628111
seconded

bby here

Either she posts a timestamped image and someone goes, or nobody gets fucked tonight.

>>611628836
>this

>>611628752
How quickly can you make it to port coquitlam?

>>611629120
depends on how quickly you can timestamp

fairly quick i suppose

>>611627034
It's a tall order, no one is going to do it without seeing at least a timestamp first

>>611629922
I guarantee this is some dirty trap wanting to get /b/tards to unload in his ass

Port Coquitlam reporting in! Any other bros up for this?

>>611628556
is your right shoulder burned?

7782513931

In poco.
Text me immediately.

>>611630307
What a fag. So desperate that you will jump before seeing timestamp

>>611630294
Thats hair you fuktard

>>611630274
Poco fag here. Im good with this but only if i can bone your ass whilst you fuck the trap?

>>611630520
kek

>>611630520
Kek. This could be an amazing thread if shit gets delivered.
So far theres a landwhale, a trap, a desperate kid, and a fag.

Lol. This train need to happen

>>611630700
/b/s finest

>>611630520
Ermmm I'll give it a miss faggot! This is why /b is fucking cancer. Overrun with niggers and faggots.

Tomorrows news: three amons were raped by a man while at gun point

>>611630274
>>611630307
I'm in. You fags even legal? How old are you douche bags?

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inb4 this turns into a meet/fuck without the OP involved at all
>mfw i go to it

>>611630307
Update: park is in North Poco. on my way to meet her now

>>611631067
I'm legal but i aint no fag!

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>>611630307
Don't get raped

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>>611631183
About to get ass raped by a trap. Have fun with that gay boy.

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lurking for potential amazing

Well. No time stamp I'm out. I'll go fap instead. Fuck you op

this thread is lacking a timestamp

> mfw OP posts murder victims

>>611628556
okay in all the other pictures the broken heart tattoo is on the left shoulder

while this picture it's on the right

wtf

>>611631617

photoshop

>>611631617
omg a picture is mirrored, wtf

>>611631691
I dunno seems pretty spooky

>>611631749
didn't even think of that
i stand stupid

moo

I actually live in van, this is almost too amazing of a thing to pass up.

The chans might need to be rebuilt.

You guys have sex in public like this on the regular?

>>611632316
not like this but yeah with gf

>>611632316
Done something similar through tinder. Shit was cash.
Kinda cool to fuck a bitch when I just wanna cum and now have to hear from her ever again. I say fuck this bitch, make her wear a blindfold.
Blindfold+anonymous= free fuck hole

>>611632787
what kind of places?

>>611633126
well thats the hard part
but we done it mostly in parks
we wish we could find a nice library but no luck so far
also living in the UK right now and there are fucking cameras EVERYWHERE

>>611633126
>>611633305
would love some ideas tho...
I wish we could find a place which is risky but obviously not too risky with nice girls around as she is bi any way

If someone fucks OP record it

Bump for potential

maybe another murder is comming? or some fag will be raped by few nigas

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What's the catch? And by that I mean what STDs am I likely to catch if I go through with it?

bumping with greentext story

>Be me when I was just out of high school
>get job at local restaurant as a dishwasher
>get off past 11 sometimes
>walking home one night after a hard night at work
>there is a middle school on the way home i past by
>cut through the field in the back so i don't hae to walk around the school
>hear muffled talking from down this little hill
>step silently through the grass and peer down the hill to see two chicks sucking this guys dick
>one is chubby with amazing tits and the other is petite with a tight ass
>guy sees me
>fucking waves at me with this huge as smile on his face

cont?

>>611634491
duh

This might get interesting

>>611634491
Yes please

I wanna see her get fucked

>>611627431
Dude.. Sarah?

You gave James the herp this is your revenge? for him dumping you.

>>611627034
>snapchat pic
>no timestamp
>some /b/tards are going to be robbed and beaten tonight no question.

>>611635520
yeah we just waiting for the pics

>>611634633
mkay

>stare at them for a few minuets then realize what a fucking creep I was being
>stand up and start to walk away
>throbbing dick hurts in pants
>hear "dude"
>turn around too see him doing that wave back thing with the hands
>omg no fucking way
>walk my way over to them
>girls don't even look up from his cock just keep licking and sucking
>"dude i got these sluts from school and they are cum DUMPSTERS" he yelled obviously drunk and/or high off his ass
>"they aren't very good together hahaha you want one?"
>girls kind of make this grunt noise in frustration that he laughed at
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>speechless i kind of just nod my head fast
>Big ass smile again that made me smile all big too
>i'm in love with this man
>places his hands on their heads and kind of moves them in a circle going "hmmmmm"
>pushes the chubby one kind of hard away from him
>she waddles over on her knees to my bulge

cont?

sorry i'm a slow writer

meant to say cont

im writing more

>>611635742

Anyone doing this in Alaska?

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>>611628361

>>611627034

>inb4 shaughnessy and lougheed safeway parking lot
>inb4 poco station

>>611634491
>>611635742

100% true story btw

>>611635911
Look for a wolf

>>611635520
Even better

>>611628210

I smell b8, nice try mounties

She might have HIV

>>611636068
exactly. expecting some wuuuurr staaaahh videos later today.

>>611630307

>north poco

Let me guess, Oxford Street? or River Spring?

>>611633412
School fields/parks/playgrounds late at night are easiest.

Just find one that isnt too close to residential. It's what I did

>>611635742
>chubby pulls down my pants
>unleashes my raging monster
>girl gasps, quickly licks her lips and starts going at it
>drunkbro just cheering her on and enjoying his hotter sloot
>she starts going harder and faster
>holy shit this is amazing
>about to explode
>loch need monster in my pants asks girl for tree fiddy then shouts "allahu akbar" and destroys a 200 meter radius.
>the sluts were vaporized instantly leaving only shadows of their cave-like vaginees
>mfw I found out the loch ness monster was muslim

>>611627034
Inb4 Vancouver cops trying to spice up a boring shift

>>611634491

Well go on...don't leave us hanging (literally)

>>611635742
Bump for this

>>611636453

No updates I'm assuming they're at it right now....or he's going to jail. Any pocofags want to call it in?

What if OP is a man luring dick cutting femnazis?

>>611636436
did it cost about tree fiddy?

I texted the dude who said he was going to meet OP and was chatting but he stopped responding. Hasn't responded in 45 mins. Not sure if dead.

>>611636853

too bad I frequent the poco area but I actually live in Surrey =(

Vancouverfag here.

>>611636403
One time me and my gf did it in an elementary school garden.

So yeah while we're all here, how about cloverdale/newton? ;D

>>611636403
but then its dead,
if i want to fuck some quite place id stay home:D

>>611636853
RIP his ass

>>611636945

Ey I'm in Surrey too. I'd ask to chill but I got shit to do tomorrow

>>611636989

LOL don't wanna get shot at...also 90% it's either a brown chick or some drug up diseased whore. Not taking a chance on Surrey girls

>>611637031

Same. Also not worth the gas money

>stares at me for like 30 seconds while i expected her to take my cock out
>realize they are being like slaves or some shit, so they aren't doing anything unless they are told
>pull her hair back behind her shoulders
>whip out my python literally smacking her on the face
>"lick my head like a lollipop"
>she does this thing with her tongue where she circles my head ij a way i have never felt before
>"deep throat it"
>this chubby freak takes my 7" cock down to my balls.
>goes from about the middle of my dick to by balls for a good 30 second before taking a breath
>best. blowjob. ever
>taking a breath she licks my head and jerks me furiously.
>meanwhile this dude next to me is facefucking the other girl
>grabbing her head with both hands and thrusting hard
>don't wath long because the show in front of me is better
>takes about 10 minuets for me to cum (which when i told her i was) she did her deep throat show till i busted

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>>611637192

They ain't all that bad. Only a few bad apples friend, but they're fucking rotten.

>>611637310

You ever have experience with surrey girls? do share

>>611637310
I'm the only white kid on my street. Also male. Perhaps a coffee would suit you better?

>>611637431

Oh yeah breh. Some are obnoxious sluts.You want a little more class go hang out up at the sfu campus in Surrey, those girls are generally wanting and also not entirely stupid or obnoxious

>>611637598

dafuq bro? I'm a student there LOL

>>611637734

I hope I don't know you...

>sucks me till my balls are empty and my dick is dry
>drunkbro stopped being so violent but girl is going ham and his balls and jerking his dick
>by his facial expressions he was pretty close too
>a minuet or so passes and he pulls back, starts to jerk his dick, and blows a huge load on her face.
>chubby waddles over (still on her knees) and begins to lick the cum off her face

no joke /b/ros I can't make this shit up

>after shes cleaned her face they do this crazy sloppy cum swap where they are half licking, half kissing
>chubby gets most of the load in her mouth, shows me and drunkbro, and swallows it.

me and drunkbro are good friends now
play lots of games and smoke weed together
found out later those girls where high school seniors trying to fuck drunkbro to get his heroin he was selling at the time. Best night of my life so far

>>611637787

You probably don't. I live close to there but my program is up at bby. I'm just there to use the comp labs

>>611636436
oh and thanks for the name to call drunkbro

gave me a good kek

and btw the girls whre 17 and 18

can't remember which was which

>>611638096

Cool story bro, nothing like a chick that swallows guess all the sex made hambeast hungry

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>>611627034
Had anyone shared HIV yet?

>>611638334

No still waiting for bravefag and or OP to report back. Standby for transmission

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>>611638486
Hmmmm kay i foresee the 404

>>611627034
OP pls photo of fag after you rape/kill/mug him

I bet brave anon has been stabbed and robbed by some natives

>>611638644
Sure you didn't foresee those dubs?

bumping for lomack

>>611638699

Possible. Also there are some cay cay poco girls out there...perhaps brave anon got Robert Pickton'd

>>611638854
Her name was Roberta Picktina

>>611638854
>>611638956
Her name was Roberta Picktina

>>611637008
Youd be surprised. Almost got caught plenty of times. The key is keeping it at the "almost" though lol.
Actually I think some people saw for sure.

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>>611638706
Well said anon

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>>611638854
>>611638956
>>611639028
Her name was Roberta Picktina

>>611639073
who the hell hangs around the school in the middle of the night?
apart from us obviously..

as far as getting caught i had a very unpleasant talk with two officers once...

ANONS IM ABORTING
ITS A TRAP-TRAP

>>611639436
explain plz

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>>611639077
The dubs just keep coming I am KING!>>611639077

>>611639469
69...... well thats that no mlre dubs I guess...

>>611639457
FAT DUDE

Well kiddies never trust strangers on the Internet

>>611639546
stop being a faggot and put your chubby in the chubby

>>611639436

LOL u serious? haha best night ever!!

>>611639546
Kek

This was worth the 3 hours

To be honest I was really hoping for a sexy good time =(

Post a god damn pic of the outcome

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Someone do this in utah and ill deliver

bumpadump

been like three hours
Someones dead
rip in kill OP

>>611641883
OP's watching from heaven

>>611627034

Go to /soc/ or /b/ meet ups. I did and now have a 10/10 fucktoy who worships me. When he's not here playing a cross-dressing trap--in my skirts and makeup no less--I get to walk around with a 6'2" gaunt-cheekboned, androgynous, Andrej Pejic lookalike. We're fucking like rabbits and it's damned and glorious.

Why meet strangers in some park when every day you could have the most exquisite beauty begging at your feet for nothing else but your hands on the back of his head?

Op dead

>>611642160
you're just a fucking fag and you think it's something worthy of being proud of
disgusting subhuman

>>611642335

Kek. You believe so strongly that there's no grills on /b/ that my references to my own gender went right over your head. I fucking love your tunnel vision.

>>611642648
Tits or GTFO

>>611642648
fag detected

>>611642648
the more logical conclusion on /b/ would be that you're a fulltime crossdresser, and your boytoy only does it occasionally.

>>611643319

Given that I wear pants and not skirts--the traditional female lower-body attire--you are technically correct.

>>611643560
lol
i don't think i'd ever introduce my gf to 4chan

>>611644196
why not, my boyfriend did, this place is fucking great

>>611644446
eeh// she might not appreciate /b/. maybe /mu/ or something.

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>>611644446
In time you will come to find out this place is nothing short of a shit hole maybe not today nor tomorrow but some day you will

>>611644889
ive been on here for about a year now, still new but eh, i like this place
>>611644806
i do, i love /b/

>>611645154
what exactly do you love about it?
beside that you can lie that you are a girl to others an fap furiously?

>>611645309
Horse porn, obviously.

>>611645506
idk sometimes you get a few nice hoes hitting on horses but generally usually its shit
or worst literally shit.

>>611645309
hmm, well considering /b/ kinda has everything, like gore threads, porn webm threads, cringe threads and the occasional thread about some idiot asking if this thing on his body is ok and such. Its just a good place for me to chill on alone or lurk with my boyfriend and mates. and i don lie about being a girl and i dont expect people to fap to me considering they dont know what i look or sound like and like you said i could be a guy for all they know.

>>611645717
you listed all the threads im fucking board with:D

>>611646017
well its not like ive been here for years, i will most likely move onto different threads and shit.

>>611646129
well thats the thing you either way move on to be a fucking furry or some other shit or you get really board

>>611645717
>don't know what i look or sound like

You could easily change that.

>>611646257
ooh well i dont see anything wrong with that

>>611646399
i could but you see, my self confidence is basically as low as it can go, i dunno according to people im pretty but then other people will say alot of shit so i kinda avoid the whole, showing photos and such.

>>611646692
Who are you talking to?

How old are you?

>>611646692
You're beautiful on the inside

>>611646692
Low self confidence? Let /b/ cheer you up then. We'll give you an honest opinion at least.

>>611646926
who ever i reply to thats who and im 19
>>611646934
eh good enough i guess haha
>>611646950
yea na mate, ive see girls put their photos up and everything goes to shit besides i dont have any photo from nowish, most likely the best one id have is from when i was like 15

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>>611646934
Where the fuck do you think you are, nigguh? Take you sappy mantras back to tumblr

>>611647219
Yeah but those girls attentionwhore in their own threads. If you ninja a completely unrelated thread (like this one) you only get stragglers.

Have you changed much from 15? Could give a good base opinion for you (or bring out the jb lovers :/)