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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
You wake up in a room, there's two door, a seedling and a locked safe in the wall.

dubs or 0 decides
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I try to put the safe up my ass.
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>>611614000
You try to insert the safe into your rectum, but to no avail. There were damages to your sphincter and the safe was slightly lubricated by your blood
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an hero
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eat the plant and the dirt
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smash the left door with the potplant
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Suck myself off.
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op kills himself and this thread ends
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>>611614646
re roll
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shove the potplant up my ass, using blood as lube
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Open door on right side.
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open left door, there is a flying dick
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open left door
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>>611615207
rolllllland
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>>611615207
this
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>>611615300
You open the door on the left, and are greeted by a flying dick, the dick makes no sounds and doesn't attempt to communicate.
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>>611615880
Give the flying dick the potplant and ask him to cum on it
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The flying dick rapes you
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mount the flying dick and ask him to help find the code for the safe
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>>611615880
You pluck one pubic hair from its giant balls, the penis shrivels up and flies away. You now have a giant, durable pubic hair.
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>>611616312
re rolling for this
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>>611616312
reroll
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>>611616312
rololol
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>>611616312
LOL this
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>>611616312
reroll
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You kill the flying dick, and wear it as a full body suit
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>>611616312
roll
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>>611617002
re roll
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You take a giant dump on the faggot dick and force him to be your dick slave, you tie him to the safe with his pubes.
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>>611616312
this
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>>611616312
You pluck a sturdy hair from the scrotum of the phallic beast. It instantly sheaths itself and flies away.
You're happy with your hardy hair.

did this one because it got so many re rolls
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>>611617533
you hang yourself with the hair.
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>>611617533
You hang yourself with the hair and go to hell
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use hair to open safe
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>>611617649
>>611617621
rolling4
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>>611617533
Play the hair like a flute, and the music from it opens the safe
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Wuts this do?
Do I need to dothis
>For this? idk wtf
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>>611617533
one end of hair in mouth, one in bottom, like handle on teapot
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>>611617533
Put hair in one nostril and make it come of the other nostril for a scrotum hair mustache
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>>611617875
>>611618092
Hey, dubs have already been rolled.
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Eat plant and dirt
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>>611617733
You play your beautiful pube-flute music which rings at just the right note to vibrate the lock of the safe open.
Inside you find a handgun, loaded and a small bag of fast acting plant fertilizer.
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>>611618386
use the fertilizer to jihad the nearest infidel
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Eat the plant fertilizer
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>>611618530
Reroll
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>>611618386
You drink the ferlizizer and pee on the plant. It grows to become a flaming carnivore plant.
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>>611618386
Put fertilizer and sapling in butt
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>>611618566
>goal is to get 0 or dubs
>gets 0
>this guy rerolls
>gets dubs
>don't know if I should criticize
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>>611613813
Will be removed in the upcoming 5 minutes
http://www22.zippyshare.com/v/fUaph9Iy/file.html
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>>611618530
you eat some of the fertilizer and it almost makes you puke.
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>>611618736
I know, right. I'm the flute suggester, and both that and my criticism of continued suggestions were dubs.
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>>611618904
You puke on the plant
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>>611618966
>>611618922
Is this a dub thread?
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>>611619041
I have no idea, but I'm starting to freak out. My last 3 in a row were dubs.

>>611617733
>>611618166
>>611618922
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>>611618922
You don't know what on Earth possessed you to say that, perhaps it was the fertilizer, but you shrug it off.
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>>611618904
>swallow puke
>opens right door
>sees Michael jackson raping young FBI material
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find two niggers>>611619285
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Open right door revealing a long hallway
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>>611619285
Fucking awesome...

Grab the gun and shoot the doorknob off of the right door.
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>>611619285
You become aware you are on a 4chan thread and you try to jump out of the screen, only to hit your head on the glass and crack it.
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>>611619538
Rolling for that
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>>611619538
reroll for existential crisis
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>>611619580
Boom! There it is!
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>>611618966
You puke on the plant, and the plant fertilizer in your vomit soaks into the soil.
The plant starts to rumble so you put it down, and it instantly grows into a respectable cannabis sativa plant.
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>>611619285
Kek.
Shove sapling in ass and wait until fertilizer comes down from stomach.
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use the plant to jihad the nearest infidel
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>>611619903
Tickle the cannabis sativa plant with the giant pubic hair until it gets you high
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>>611619903
Find something to an hero with, and do it.
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>>611620159
reroll
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>>611619538
Rolling for that
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>>611620192
roll
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>>611620159
rawlin
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>>611619903
I reopen the door on the left and find a hot trap who asshole I fuck
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>>611619538
What the hell OP. That's what won last time. Rolling again.
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>>611620159
rawl
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>>611619538
roll
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>>611620159
this
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>>611619903
roundhouse kick the left and find a died puppy
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>>611620159
thus
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>>611620124
rolll
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>>611620288
Winar
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>>611620159
fucking this
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>>611620385
reroll
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>>611619903
summon hitler and ask for his wisdom of dominating the jews!!!!!
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>>611620288
winrar
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>>611619903
put the cannabis in my asshole
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>>611620288
You hang yourself by the neck to something on the ceiling using the sturdy pubic hair you plucked from a giant flying penis beast.

there is a knock on the right door.
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this day, op was not a fag

roll for the post down
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>>611620636
It's Satan. He takes your soul.
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>>611620695
re rolling for this
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Set up dispensary in room.
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>>611620636
It's santa, he takes your soul
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î
I
I
I
roll for the post up
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>>611620636
Well open it.

>Oh wait.
>You're dead.
>Do fucking nothing
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>>611620636
beat the shit out of the right door until it oopens and then realize theres a doorknob and feel stupid
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>>611620767
Rollin for this
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>>611620636
Do nothing. You're dead. Wait to be cremated and do nothing between now and rhen.
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>>611620830
roll
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>>611620775
Be creative faggot.

roll for >>611620695
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>>611620830
this
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>>611620636
open the door, kill whoever/whatever knocked.. draw a pentagram with its blood and chant to summon satan
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>>611620695
rerolling for that. Apparently only dubs now.
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>>611620920
reroll
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>>611620695
roll
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>>611620830
winrar
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>>611620958
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Quit rerolling on things that already won...
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>>611620830
You do nothing between now and being cremated. your cremated ashes are placed back in the room.
the weed plant has withered
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>>611620920
for the holy of satan, and to taste his master cock
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>>611621095
reform as flying penis
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>>611621095
Satan enters the room through the right door, takes your soul and apologizes for being late. An angel enters through the left door surrounded by flying dicks and starts arguing with Satan for your soul.
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>>611621095
muster cremation jar powers and become an angry elemental ash beast hungry for flesh
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>>611621305
LOL rolling for creativity
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>>611621095
Satan comes in and waters ashes, you come back to life
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>>611621282
roll
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>>611621282
also rolling for creativity
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>>611621380
winrar
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>>611614000
lost right off to bat
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>>611621282
rolling
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something with an asian happens
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>>611621095
wizard opens right door and resurrects you as a busty woman
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>>611621795
reroll
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>>611621380
Winrar
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>>611621282
roll
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you appear as a ghost and start dancing to the tune starwars whilst masturbating to the sight of the safe
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>>611621380
Satan does you a solid and waters your ashes with the tears of rape victims.
You come back as an angry ash elemental hungry for flesh.
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>>611621959
Find a way to an hero eternally.
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>>611621998
this
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>>611621959
open right door
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>>611621998
reroll
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>>611621959
woah now.. you skipped the part where I beg satan to let me suck his cock
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>>611621998
roll
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satan tries on the gold and white dress to see how fabulous he looks in the mirror.
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>>611622049
>>611622024
stop re rolling yourself faggot. You can't shut OP down
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>>611621998
rawlin
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open right door to find hitler and his army
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>>611621998
rawl
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>>611621959
Punch hole in wall and rape it
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>>611621959
Busty asian walks through right door. You produce tentacles and begin trying to initiate hard core tentical rape
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>>611621998
thiss
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>>611621959
Hunt down satan and take his place.
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>>611621998
thus
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>>611622166
winrar
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>>611622166
WINRAR
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>>611621959
An angel enters through the left door surrounded by flying dicks, including the one you pissed off by plucking a hair.
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>>611622099
Winrar
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>>611622227
so close to quints
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>>611622240
See>>611622099
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>>611622166
You find a way to an hero for eternity, and are sent to the realm of hell for all of eternity. You find your friend Satan and he's excited to see you.
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nice work op
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tori black falls from the sky, you proceed to fuck her in doggy while michael jordon physically abuses your asshole.
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>>611622701
fuck satans ass
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rolling for this >>611619538
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>>611622842
Again
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>>611622795
rawl
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>>611622701
Sex
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>>611622826
Rawlin
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>>611622701
you see the comet and run over to its calculated impact point bend over and align your asshole
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you pack a bong and toke with your pal satan, then play pranks on poor souls back on earth
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>>611622722
You don't know what satan is talking about, but he sounds like Kim Jong-un. It freaks you out a little.
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>>611622701
Get tied up and raped by satan eternally. That's the end of the adventure.
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>>611623020
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