sandstorm

Make nudles

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>>611438112
take a shit on a plate and microwave it on max for 4 minutes

>>611438112
Pasta

>>611438112
make noodles

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>>611438210
reroll

>>611438258
kekrar

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>>611438258
surely op will deliver

>>611438112
Crush noodles into fine noodle flour.

>>611438210
>>611438258
I'm empty, want soothing else microwaved?

>>611438210
OP better delivar
>top fucking kek

>>611438459
Vomit on plate.
Microwave for 4 minutes.

well, this thread has gone to shit

>>611438368
This. Then make a cake from the noodle flour. Cupcakes will work as well. This might /b/ ever baked a cake together. We could make history,

op... is your name adam?

If my post end in 7 ill stay in home and Ill not work today, fucking fatso

>>611438555
No it hasn't, OP had no shit.
Rolling for make noodles with piss instead of water.

>>611438555
Wasted trips man

Get out the kitchen and find some panties in the house

>>611438668
Gr8 8 m8

If my post ends in 5, OP has to make the noodles as directed, blend them, then eat them anally via an enema.

go batshit in your kitchen like howtobasic and throw things around, shortly make a big fucking pile of mess, remember to microwave your elixir for 4 minutes, trips names the meal name

Take electric kettle, fill with water until it is at "MAX" line, then hold down the power button on it for 10 mintues. Don't let go even if the water's boiling.

fuck off and live in china, they make the best noodle bic boi

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>>611438365
>>611438464
>>611438532

>>611438764
5 get!

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>>611438668
shit 8 compared to
>>611438258
OP is just a candyass nigger dick lover

*lurks

>>611438846
What is it?
Next roll number?

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>>611438571
Good spotting

>>611438846
Wtf it just puffed up...
Dubz for what I do next

>>611439136
>>611438778
turn on the electric kettle with no water in it

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>>611438112
What is this? A photo for giant mutant ants?

>>611439136
Put blue towel on right in a wash cycle, by itself, with double powder/soap.

Adam, why are you a Christian?

>>611438112
>Biscuits
>Ta
Are you Aussie or Kiwi, OP?

>>611439244
Rar
Do it

>>611439244
Dubs

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>>611439244
Kettle on

Dubz for what's next

>>611439244
>>611439377
Double dubs
Do it

>>611439449
You have to answer the dubs
>>611439322

Put your first mixture in the kettle

>>611439449
This is not your kitchen, is it?

Show us your face, undoctored.

>>611439515
Family were Christian, which really "help" me make the choice.

>>611439576
And no, this is not my kitchen. :D

Masturbate into toilet cistern.

>>611439449
Fill a bowl with milk and put nudles in it
Microwave for 3

Throw those red knives against the wall. Plant them in.

Stop,all,of this nonsense at once. Go on about your day and be productive. You know the shit you have to do. Stay off /b/ until it's done.

>>611439699
>>611439688
Dubble dubz. What do

>>611439771
both

start toaster,

stick asscheeks on it

post results

>>611438112

What horrible part of Europe do you live in OP?

>>611439826
rolling again

>>611439846
Europe

>>611439826
one more time

>>611439699
>>611439688
Double dubz winwinrarar

>>611438112
holy shit
Is that indomi mi goreng? Fuck i love that stuff.

>>611439658
Why are you destroying a friend's kitchen? Some friend you are. This is why I don't have friends. Everyone's a fucktard and no one respects other people's stuff. Adam and Ellie will never be invited back.

you got mie goreng

rebus mie di kuali

kapan al~dente

campur paket bumbu,cabe, minyak dan ketcap manis & mie

srinkle the fried onions on top /b/ro

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>>611439688
roll Dubz a third time for next. >>611439364
Kiwi

>>611439949
>destroying
so far op has microwaved what is clearly not his shit, turned a kettle on, and incorrectly made nudles.
>destroying

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>>611439991
indon detected.

>>611439998
>Kiwi
me too bruh, ma nigga

>>611439998
>>611439699

>>611439991
Girl, you really got mie goreng

>>611439998
What's the name of the cat/dog you're feeding?

>>611440079
>>
> Anonymous 04/22/15(Wed)17:55:01 No.611439826 ▶>>611439871 >>611439898
>start toaster,
>stick asscheeks on it
>post results
kiwi juga

>>611439998
microwave noodles for 3 hours

>>611440286
kek someone highlighted too much

THROW THOSE FUCKING KNIVES AGAINST THE FUCKING WALL I TELL YOU

>>611440304
this thread will be 404 by then dumb cunt

>>611440364
rolex

Go through the house owner's underwear drawer.
If you find red panties, put them on.

>>611439998
Wew almost quads
Open fridge with eyes closed and touch something. Add that and the vomit into the milky nudles and mix it up.

>>611440375
Doesn't matter. Had sex

>>611440364
rawl

>>611440414
rerolling, but any colour panties

>>611440414
reroll

>>611439998
>>611440304
>>611440304
>>611440224
>>611440113

Guys I really want to eat noodle... I'v started them, now help me out. I'm not throwing Knifes v_v

>>611440224
The Cat is called Molly

Adam Hunter?

>>611440448
Reroll

>>611440500
ayyyy
also what is your explanation to the owner of this house as to why the fuck you're such a bad friend?

>>611440500
WINRAR. You'll eat noodles in red panties /b/ro

mix the noodle and boiling water with your dick you fkn kiwi twat

quads trip dubz GET

Knife in the toaster

put molly the cat in microwave for five minutes

>>611440611
>theres no water
>>611440448
Also reroll again

>>611440732
>theres no water
what is a tap

>>611440729
rerofl

>>611440773
I thought you meant the kettle

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throw the noodles on the floor and eat that shit up next to molly you fuck

>>611440795
rerolly

chew noodles and spit it back out.
if you have any soft drinks, into the hot kettle it goes

>>611440550
No, but nice guess.

>>611440593
>>611440414
>>611440500
Didnt find red panties last time I looked, soz guys.

>>611440729
Dude... No.

>>611441113
Roll for softdrinks

draw a giant throbbing dick ejaculating on that whiteboard, and do not rub it off until the owner of the house comes back and they see it.

punch your milk noodles until soft then throw them at the cat

>>611441207
>last time I looked
fuckin creep

rollin for you to take any pair of panties and put em on you and another pair on the cat

>>611440448
>>611441113
Rolling for both of these very creative people

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Noodle are complete. Now what? Get Dubz

put 3 spoons of hot stuff or what ever you have in your shit country

>>611441372
feed half to the cat, other half go in the microwave for ten minutes, eat them when done.

>>611441372
>>611441366
Do it

>>611441329
reroll

>>611441479
dubz get

>>611441545
one last go

>>611441372
Shove it up your pooper

>>611441372
cum in the noodles

put noodles on cat head, post pics

>>611441445

reroll

>>611441587
Cum on molly the cat

>>611441587
rerollllllll

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throw it at the ceiling then go eat a sandwich

cum in the noodles, stir, eat the noodles. all of them

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Eat noodles and go fap

Then proceed to vidya

>>611441372
Stir noodles with your dick. Sprinkle with pubes if you have any. If not, armpit hair

>>611441699
fucking win

fuck this bread

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>>611441699

Uh oh.

>>611441372
>>611441366
posted at the same time
do it faggot

>>611441699
winzip.rar

>>611441699
winner winner chicken dinner

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>>611441699

>>611441699
deliver op

>>611441810
Do you have any rare pepes for sale?

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>>611441810
>>611441748
>>611441699
Came in what's left. Iv been eating them already :c

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>>611441456
dude they are instant noodles, they only need 2-3 mins max

>>611442090
you have suspiciously mayonnaise like cum.
hmmmm.

444444444444444444444444444444 get

>>611442090
>mayo
>cum

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>>611442090
That was horrible.
Captcha: sookie

>>611442127
Mate. the intention is that they are overcooked.

I SADI 444444444444444444444444444

>>611442220
Dubs and you cum from your dick and not a jar of mayo

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>>611442127
i see

now insert chopsticks into anus until shit is on them, and lick all the shit off

>>611442182
>>611442205
>>611442302
It wasn't mayo... It was Aioli. How do I clean the kitchen now? I think the sink is clogged from the puffy vomit.

>>611442463
Clean it using your cats fur

vomit on noodles, post pic of you actually vomiting and stir with alcohol of your choice

>>611442463
why the fuck are you doing this in your friend's home you dick?

put 2 pencils in pan

>>611442869
69, you have to do it.

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>>611443004

>>611442638
I can not find Molly. I haven't seen her all day.

>>611442549
" . " to you too.

>>611442869
>>611443004
>>611443057
Don't have any alcohol at the moment, nor to I want to vomit again :s

>>611442963
Who said it was my friends?

>>611442987
Chop Sticks are leadless pencils. Arnt they?

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>>611443145
You are full of shit, OP

masturbate to orgasm 4 times

>>611443311
quadruple dubs

>>611443145
>Who said it was my friends?
Why the fuck would they ask you to do it if they weren't?
You are betraying their trust dick.

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>>611443354
Holy FUUUUUUUUCK

>>611443311
OP, you have to complete four requests now

>>611443226
Dude, I already told you. I'm out of shit right now... Empty. That's why I had to vomit on plant to deliver instead.

>>611443311
>611443311
I like your pattern. Good get anon.

>>611443366
This isn't My house, nor is it one of my friends. Other family members don't count as friends right?

>>611443497
Ok, then piss on the floor and leave it there for whatever 'family member' to find

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>>611443311
OP

Throw the microwave onto the floor twice and post the results

>>611438112
make more noodles

>>611443456
Eh, I'v actually finished cleaning the kitchen and am now drinking 2 liters of milk that expires tomorrow. I think this has turned into an "Ask me anything" thread.

Hi all. Tall lanky Christian guy that just vomited on a plate and microwaved it. Ask me anything.

>>611443579
Dude please. Ya didn't even get dubs.

>>611443670
I'm not strong enough to lift the microwave. :c

>>611443497
Well, then you are a dick.
Where in NZ are you?
I think I should come teach you some manners. Adam.

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>>611443747
> turned into an "ask me anything" thread

No it fucking hasn't cunt

>>611443747
>Christian
>/b/
bullshit

>>611443800
Dubs checked.
Tasman area. And I don't really need manners force fed into my brain. I only a faggot when I wanna be.

>>611443848
Aw okay. Sure. Ask me to deliver something new then.

>>611443862
First pic is proof I guess. Start a Biblical argument, I dare you.

If this post is dubs, you have to whip out your dick and walk outside, post pic w/ timestamp when you encounter someone

If trips, you masturbate in full view.

If quads, you cum on them

>>611440571
stfu and go back to 9gag

>>611444104
What denomination are you? If you're a Prod, what's the fucking deal with being born again?

>>611444104
>First pic is proof I guess
how? it's not your house?

>>611444175
newfag

who is ellie op?
your gf, wife?
I thought you were a faggot?

hitler did nothing wrong

jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

all niggers must hang

select all hamburgers below.

get

>>611444267

obviously you are the newfag

>>611444121
So close.

>>611444175
I uninstalled 9gag from my TV about a week ago.

>>611444205
Ummm well, being born again is like, accepting Jesus into your life as your savoir and stuff. You get baptised and then can receive the Holy Spirit. It feels good.

>>611444267
Its family and earlier I said I was born into a Christian family. Trust me.

>>611444401
Ellie is the Girl looking after the Cat before I got here. She is a family friend. Way to old for me.

>>611444456
>>611444497
Agreed.

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>>611444497
I don't have time for your faggot.

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Im high af RN

>>611444641
we don't care

>>611444562

>hurr durr, better post le meme to set him in his place.

Go to bed kid.

OP dubs decides next?

>>611444720
read the text on le meme
faggot

>>611444929

Stop yourself and leave this place until you've grown some pubic hairs

>>611444641
I'm sick as cock right now from this off milk. There's so much of it that I have to get through.

>>611444720
>>611444929
>>611444497
Stop your fighting kiddies.

>>611444739
Sure, Wynaut, I'v migrated to my desk so request something relevant to my surroundings.

>>611444982
post pic of desk so we know what is relevant to your surroundings.

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>>611445320
Other corner of room.

too christian for me pal
doesn't it get weird having jesus look down at you like that?

If dubs, change the fucking calendar to april you shit.

>>611445445
who is Jeanette Agnes Martha Dickson?

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>>611445541
Well not really. He is actually looking at the other desk.

>>611445584
what a horrible thing to do.

>>611445800
Oh yeah... Good job phone.

>>611445684
That, would be my Nanny. Good eyes there.