ITT: We describe our sex life with Spongebob quotes
"Firmly grasp it!"
Bold and brash? More like belongs in the trash.
It's all in the technique
No more karate.
That's his eager face.
i'm ready
>>611351492
Don't touch me I'm sterile
bubble buddy
>i have herpies
A one, a two, a skiddly diddly do!
Where did everybody go?
>>611351492
It will be just like a sleep over expect we are sweaty and covered with grease!
ARE YOU READY KIDS?!!
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
>>611351492
JELLY FISHING!
i want kissy kissy on my boo boo
AND THEN HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!!
“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!”
And say "hello" to used napkin!
I'll never wash this flipper again
>>611353459
heh
"More people the better"
>>611353459
>>611353710
Kek
Blow, rub, blow, rub
>Patrick
>>611353229
I swear to god i was sure you were going to put chocolate.
>>611351492
>inb4 "ready kids?"
"Stick Buddy!!"
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The End.
>>611351492
"No means yes!"
>>611353878
Nope
People already said it
>inb4 DENIED
Woo, woo! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt, yeah!
Loolooloooloooloo
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Are you ready kids!!
>did you see my underwear
>no
>did you want to?
>>611351492
"come here boy!"
Why, this is a hole, sir
>>611351492
THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES!
WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED!
Where's the Leak ma'am?
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
pretty much this
At night~
We're like brothers, only closer
"Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!"
>>611351492
>I'M READY I'M READY I'M READYI'M READY I'M READY I'M READYI'M READY I'M READY I'M READYI'M READY I'M READY I'M READYI'M READY I'M READY I'M READY
NEOHOYMENAYDENOYMENYOY
Can i have something to eat?
No
(pussy
Bring it aroooooouuuund town.
If i were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the careless of a friend.
Well, that would just be alright.
>>611354720
THATS IT MISTER! YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVILEGES.
Now stomp one one foot. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
When in doubt, pinky out!
I'm all flab and no ab.
r u ready kids? xD
Not insertive! Assertive!
It was an ALASKAN BULL WORM!
>>611351492
Am I a pretty girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fSNP8AwANo
>>611351492
I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes
They go right to your thighs! And then you explode!
>>611355368
kek
Ripped pants.
>>611351492
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE
Imaginaaaation.
>>611355368
It was BIG, HAIRY and PINK!
The
I loosened it for ya.
>>611355585
>scat-lover detected
>>611351492
"Be assertive! *Beep* *Beep* No, not insertive!!!"
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.
You're good! You're good! You're good!
>>611355665
almost trips boyo
"He's right on top of me but I can't see him"
"That's you on the bottom!"
I think I'll eat it now!
More, spongebob!
Nice try, Plankton.
>>611353459
>>611354205
underr8ed
>HOHOHO
>spongebob stop it! your scaring him!
Sandy, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! Y'all come back here, young lady!
HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOy4_F2a44
>>611357019
geg