>>611246142
Nobody gives on gawd damn fuck

Don't say a word about it. Just keep it to yourself.

>>611246308
reroll

op here, I'm seriously thinking about doing something mental. I don't give a shit about custody of the kids. Fucking cunts aren't even mine. My wife is a slut and the kids are fat.

>>611246142
invite fag b/f round for family dinner

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Show them video of you in a gangbang with 5 other bear guys

>>611246142
Accidentally send a video of you shoving something/one up your butthole

>>611246844
The wife just woke up cause I dropped my whiskey glass and she saw a line of amp. Lol I guess I should tell her huh?

>>611247051
Make a treasure hunt, then the last prize is a pic of u blowing a nigger.

Wtf is a line of amp?

>>611247401
Amphetamine sulphate. Like meths cousin who went to Yale.

>>611247401
This

Top fucking kek

>>611247401
Also she asked why I was up this late. I told her I'm an adult and can stay up as fucking late as I please. This made her quite upset. Aha I dont care. Fat dyke can drive into a river for all I care.

>>611247662

How old are your kids?

>>611247828
"My kids" the oldest one is 10 and does nothing. He sucks at literally every sport we tried him out in and still just gave up after half a season. The little one is a 6 year old girl who gets spoiled in every fucking way by her mother. The fucking kid has an iPhone
Wife went to go make some breakfast. Ugh this is 7 years of my life down the drain.

>>611246142
tell them the truth calmly and openly
then tell them you love them

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>>611248069
>fuck that.
Fuck up the rest of their week.
>>611248012
otherwise they would never appreciate their iphones!

>>611247401
Reroll for dis

oh god how do we archive this?????

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Tell kids, beat wife, go to nearest store and try get the areas high score and finally an hero by cops

>>611248012
Offer a BJ to your oldest.

>>611246142
´
Just start streaming some shit

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>>611248270
Kek

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>>611248157
smoke meth like a real man

>>611248069
Yeah but I don't. I try to but every time I see them I want to blow my fucking brains out man. Oh well. I guess it might be for the best to wait a little bit but my wife is going on another "on site meeting" dumb bitch doesn't know phone tracking is on since we have a 6 year old. Slut's been going to a fucking sauna and her calls are made to an Anthony B. Fuck

Post pic of wife

>>611248347

Ok I'll lurk

Pic + timestamp pls

>>611248472
Pic of what?

>>611248550
You with stamp, and also s photo of ye' missus

>>611246142
Varg says Cornflakes are Crispy and stab your guitarist

>>611248717
On mobile will do best to get a good picture but for the time being is a timestamp of amphet good?

>>611248742
Good to see someone gets it:) he looks so fucking cute when he smiles after being sentenced its incredible

>>611246142
just fucking leave. find some nice guy and be happy.
2 + 2 = not fucking rocket science

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>>611248742

>>611249037
But the lels

>>611246142

fuck your wifes dad even if he's dead or alive and blow on his face and drink it with a straw

>>611249134
sometimes, life must come before lels/keks/lols

>>611249230
Positive that either way it goes down I'll come out on top as I can prove she was cheating and I have no legal responsibility for the kids.

>>611246142
>Gather everyone around you
>Start yelling nigger while doing the chicken dance
>Scream out "I'm a faggot"
>Then leave

>>611249437
kek = top

Your a pos op

>>611246788

rolling for gangbang

Don't tell them. Get some sleep. You'll feel better.
Scumbag

>>611249766
Except for the fact that I raised kids who weren't mine for 7 years in a loveless marriage with a wife who cheats on me. I'm the pos for hating my life and wanting a change? For fucks sake I'm only 32.

How much amps you do in a night?
Do a line infront of kids while jacking off

>>611247401
rolling for this

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>>611246142
Sing them a song about it and dance, make it into a broadway musical

Adderall? Pussy
Kill family now

Whisper it to your wife infront of kids.

>>611249948
Depends, if work stuffs somewhere close to 75mg spread out through the night with hard alcohol in the spaces between dosing. On other nights barely any, I'm more particular to my beautiful prescription opiates and klonopins.

Dont

>>611247401
lolol this plz

>>611250116
Adderall or what?

>>611250022
Kek. You assuming that amphet=adderall is insulting. If you knew dick shit about pharmacology you'd know that adderall isn't just amphet, its a mixture of different amphetamines hop off my dick buddy.

>>611246142
the first female name that comes to mind is your new name.

the next articles of clothing you see you wear.

now go downstairs like a slut.

when your wife is shoked say "HEEEEYYY girlfriend! I have a surprise! my new name is Celestina Turnip Starchild Butterfly-Keeper and I am one with the penis!"

then show them your dildo collection.

when they react to this, get very defensive and leave in a huff.

follow your wife to her "meeting" when she meets with the guy you walk in like you know who the fuck he is and tell the bitch youve met him on the cruising circuit.

You fuck their day up and youre out.

>trips get!

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Hey op, why did you marry a woman if you are a fag?

If trips you never tell them.

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Tell the kids that their real mom is actually a man

>get the whole family together
>come up with a little competition
>who can draw the straightest line with a sharpie
>let everyone have a shot
>its your turn
>draw a fucked up line that's all over the place
>oooopsieee this line is as straight as I am!

>>611250317
I dunno why I had you think up a name but w/e, use it if you want instead of celestina turnip starchild butterfly-keeper but <insert name> sounded boring to me.

>>611249887
dump them all, harden the fuck up, cut the hard drugs and just smoke dick instead, become a better faggot.

>>611250517
smoke pot, not meth

>>611250425
lol that thread was fucking gold.

I bet she never uses the internet again.

Op is a fuckboy

>>611250411
Married her because pressure from parents and family didn't want to come out to them yet. Also I'm pansexual with a affinity for the cock so. There's your reason.

>>611250517

kek

Man, your situation sounds fucked, but you've gotta take some blame for it. It's all messed up, but if you're gay, why do you care she's cheating? The kids not being yours...well, it sounds like that's a good thing. Do the rest of your speed, drink until you fall asleep, and once you wake up, tell her you're getting a divorce and get the fuck out of there. Shouldn't she be the one who is pissed at you, since you're gay? Be a fucking man.

>>611250663
>being this new

>>611250619
As if I'd smoke meth. Ugh I hate tweakers. I am a classy faggot mind you and I snort my drugs like a real degenerate.

>>611247401
Rolling for this

>>611250255
It's basically adderall. This meth that went to Yale sounds fucking adorable.

>>611250257
Are you actually this retarded? Theirs 4 types of amphetamines within adderall, only 1 has the effects that are sought for a high.The rest is just levo-amphetamine bullshit that stimulates your cns. You calling your shit tier RC's better than Adderall is insulting.

Just go the fuck to sleep.

>>611250446
Get

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this me, wasting the get

>Stick wedding ring in anus
>call wife and kids in
>ask if they wanna see a magic trick
>show them empty hand
>pull pants down
>jam finger into anus securing the ring back on your finger
>pull finger out and say thats the smallest thing to go in your ass all week
>take shitty ring off with mouth

>>611250811
meh, I just smoke pot every now and then, helps me do.... stuff.

>>611250728
Well seeing as I kept her economically afloat while her maternal leave took fucking forever she can't be mad at me for shit since I've never cheated. Thought about it but never went through.

>>611250446
Rolling for this

>>611246142
I just stabbed the guitarist to death.

Just kidding. I'm just gay.

>>611247401
Rerolling for nigger cock scavenger hunt

>>611246601
> the kids are fat
well shit, what are you waiting for then

>>611250446
Reroll

>>611250973
Oh yeah, no I occasionally smoke a joint if the stress of life is bringing me down, but smoking meth is for white trash and niggers.

>>611246788
rolling for this

>>611251157
lol I was making a make love not war reference don't sweat it.

op is a faggot

>>611246601

Step one: Set up stream
Step two: Go apeshit and fuck shit up

>>611247401
rolling for this

>>611249082
At first I laughed at the filename, then I realized where Voldemort's nose went.

>>611250897
RCs? Ew no, god no. The stimulant RC market sucks right now. I tried ethlyphenidate and I hated it. Flushed it right down the toilet. Fucking chinks. But yeah no look up synthesis for amphetamine. Its not too complicated

Idk just fucking tell them don't be a pussy

invite your wife somewhere
have sex with a guy
when she walks in
say "this is exactly what it looks like"

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>>611246601
>My wife is a slut and the kids are fat.

So kids wake up generally at 6:30. They have statewide testing today lel. Its going to fuck them up real bad to know they don't have a dad anymore. Oh well. I'll tell the missus to pack up since she didn't pay a god damn penny on this fucking house and live the gay bachelor life

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>>611250958
>Smallest thing to go in your ass all week

>>611246142
Do not ever fuck a guy, turn to catholik, go confess your sins and pray for your salvation.

>>611251579
that's fucking hilarious

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FIND THE FAG WITHIN. UNLEASH YOUR COCKSUCKER. GAY FOREVER. LICK THE BOOT. LIVE THE SUBALTERN IDEAL. BE OPRESSED. DESTROY SOCIETY. CUM. LIVE OPEN. HIDE IN THE SHADOWS. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. ALL THIS AND MORE WITHIN. FIND YOURSELF AND BE FREE. JOIN US AND STOP WORRYING. END SOCIETY. BE THE DESTRUCTION YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. LICK THE BOOT. KISS THE MOUTH. DRINK UP. THE KOOL-AID IS SEXY. BECOME THE FAGGOT YOUR ALWAYS FEARED. THERE IS ONLY MANY WAYS. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. JOIN THE FAGGOTS. END CULTURE. END ART. END SCIENCE. END CHILDHOOD. END MOTHERHOOD. EAT FATHERS. BE THE JOY YOU WANTED AT AGE SEVEN. BE THE SEX YOU NEED AT AGE SEVENTY. BE THE CONDOM. BE THE DENTAL DAM. BE THE PREGnANCY. BE THE FAG. END THE WAR. END THE PEACE. END THE BINARY. COUNT TO THREE. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT. LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT. BE THE FAGGOT IN THE MIDDLE. EVERYONE MUST END. MUST OVERCOME. FAILURE IS THE ONLY SUCCESS. BE THE DREAM FAGGOT. BE THE SISSY. DROP YOUR WRISTS. TASTE THE ASSHOLE OF SUCCESS. TASTE THE TAINT OF DISASTER. ARE THEY NOT SWEET? ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED? DID IT NOT TASTE LIKE IT WAS MEANT FOR YOU? BE THE FAGGOT OF YOUR MOTHER’S NIGHTMARES. BE YOUR GRANDFATHER’S NAVY BUDDY. HOW DO YOU THINK THEY SPENT TIME BETWEEN THE SHEETS? BE THE DREAMER. BE A FAGGOT. FIND THE FAG WITHIN. WE MUST UNDERCOME THE CULTURE. MAKE THE PAST PRESENT. THERE IS NO COMMUNITY. THERE IS NO SAFETY. THERE IS ONLY AFFECT. ONLY FEELINGS. TIME IS OUR ONLY BIND. WE MUST ONLY STICK TO ONE ANOTHER. LIKE USED CONDOMS WE MUST LIVE FOREVER IN WASTEBINS. WE ARE THE TRASHCAN REVOLUTION. LIVE IN GARBAGE. ONLY THE GARBAGE IS SAFE. FIND THE FAG. BE THE FAG. EAT THE ASSHOLE OF DOMINANCE AND LIVE IN THE PLEASURE OF SUBMISSION. ONLY THE MEEK WILL ENJOY THE WORLD’S END. BE THE END YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD. BE THE END. BE THE PERVERT. DO NOTHING RIGHT. STOP PRODUCING. DO NOT MAKE. DIY IS THE HET MAN’S GAME. CRAFT IS QUEER. THERE IS NO ONE WAY. WHAT KIND OF FAGGOT ARE YOU? BE THE FAG. BE YOUR FAGGOT SELF. FIND IT.

>>611251647
reroll

>>611250958
this

>>611251647
In the name of Farher, Son, and The Holy Spirit, reroll ad maiorem Dei gloriam.

Dongcopter pirate coreographed dance

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>>611251308

Its decided>>611251579

>>611251647
In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti, ad maiorem Dei gloriam!

Replace kids school bags with gay porn mags

>>611250982
Don't be bitter. You both spent the last 7 years of your lives with each other. Move on like a man. Get fucked up for as long as you like and get out of there. Why do you have to find some childish way to get revenge? Isn't it revenge enough that she's going to have to pay for her mistakes for the next 10-12 years on her own?

So any tips on what I should say when confronting Mrs sunshine about her slutty ways?

>>611246788
this

>invite someone over and have him stand somewhere in plain view of your family
>start screaming there's something magnetically pulling your boner somewhere
>start fucking him in front of your family and they'll get the idea

>>611251883

"So i can see you like the D, so do I"

two flies and all that

>>611251880
Well its hard to not be bitter when the last 7 years of my life my wife, who is supposed to love me, cheats on me and gets pregnant while we're fucking married. That's where the daughter came from...

>>611248347
shit, I'm an Anthony B.
wassup man how's it feel to stir my porridge?

>>611250958
rolling for this

Step 1: Take everyone out for a nice dinner.
Step - 1: have shoved many various objects into your asshole beforehand. (the more colorful the better)
Step 2: climb upon the table
Step 3: shit out various objects, preferably on wife's dinner plate
Step 4: turn around, look your wife straight in the eyes and say: 'I'm gay, I thought this would be the most appropriate way to tell you'
Step 5:????
Step 6: profit?

>>611252109
Lol where you located faget. General area no need for details. If you really were the Anthony what's your area code?

>>611252134
Samefagging , Rollin for me again

>>611251883
>>611251883
1. Pay a Bisexual callboy fuck her.
2. Pay him again to fuck you and tape it
3. Show her the tape
4. Profit

>>611252232
Rollan

>>611252046
how do you know it's not yours?

>>611252109
Also did you not read at all? The most intimate I've been with my wife in the last 7 years was I fingered her about 2 times a month maybe.

>>611252134
333 get biatch

You make a meme with your face on it that says "Son, I am a homo" and on it you pose in a very weird way with the most confused look on your face.

>>611252305
Here
>>611252281

>>611252134
this

>>611252134
This again

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>>611252134
>Tries so hard
>Still isn't funny
an hero pls

>>611252197
UK.
and i'm defo not porking your wife. Just thought it was a funny coincidence.

Anyway. Rolling for
>>611247401

>>611252134
This still faggot

>>611252134
This still, and I'll continue to shit post till get

>>611252305
Dude, that's the most intimate you've been with your wife and you're butthurt she's cheating on you? Maybe if you laid some pipe once in a while she wouldn't have cheated.

>>611252515
Lel yeah my wife is a slut and is fucking who I presume to be a nigger but I'm not sure. So yikes. I can't wait for the kids to wake up. Should I take the whole family out to pancakes? Then dump the news on them leaving them at the restaurant and drive home?

>>611246142
be nice to them and have a lovely walk in the park

>>611252693
I need a fucking script, this

>>611252679
Maybe if the cunt fucking put out. I'd be fine with it and I've in fact tried to offer it but she's always too "tired"

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Bake Pie
Cum into base
Cook
Serve to family
"Tastes just like that nigger I fucked last night"
TFW creampies

>>611252134
trips get

>>611252680
they will horde the car

just say you forgot something, drive away, collect all your shit and head for the hills

>>611252680
lol that'd be good. And more realistic than some of the other rolls in here

roll for pancake option

>at 4am wake everyone up saying there's a fire somewhere
>have them quickly pack things up and to get into the car
>go to a motel and leave them there indefinately

>>611246788
Roll

>>611252134
Still this

>>611252972
But its my house. The woman doesn't own shit ;) I'm set bby, gonna kick this whore and her ugly fat kids out of my house and just have orgies 24/7 jk but seriously I'm kicking them out after the kids get home from school.

>>611253138
you should really prepare beforehand, she might lawyer up.
like bloodtests on the kids or something

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>>611253252
No real need. One of my old buds from grad school is a lawyer and I got the dumb cunt to sign a prenup. She legally doesn't own anything. Not even her shitty KIA but she can keep that.
>mfw

>>611252774
Rolling

>>611253138
>Kids come home
>Door is locked
>Tell them they dont live there anymore and to go d a new place

>>611253252
And already done blood tests on both the little fuckers.

>>611253486
>sign on the front door "No Dogs Allowed"

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Glad OP is taking control

Watch kids fail exams because they know they are now homeless

Topkek

OP may be a fag but I like him

>>611252134
This, plx

>>611246142
I like this OP. Good Job OP. I am glad one of us is taking control of their lives.

>>611248321
10/10 would fug

Run around butt naked dick swinging yelling I'm a fucking faggot.

>>611253739
Thx, I am on my 5th large glass of whiskey in the last 30 minutes with the speed evening me out a little bit. Of this thread can last at least 45 more minutes I'll post children's and sluts reaction to being homeless poor people

>>611253460
then you're covered
i say just tell them now so they can take their shit out asap and start living it up
i'm gay, i know the kids aren't mine, i want you all out.

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>>611253888
nice get waste m8

Wait how do you know the kids aren't yours?

>>611254101
>>611253531

>>611253989
Ah but the thought of them suffering through the whole day makes me feel warm inside, a new emotion. Could it be? Am I finally happy? Kek I can't wait to see their reactions. I'll give the missus like $15 and tell her to find somewhere to live by the end of the night.

Just say: "I like to suck dicks."

>>611253965
Thread will 404 by then newfag, just tell them already or we'll all wasting our time.

Tell them you had to make a choice between them and cock, and to tell the truth you love cock more then you could ever love them.

>>611254131
Why did you marry her in the first place?

>>611249162
lol what the fuck dude
roll for this

>>611254224
They're not awake yet retard. I'll make a new thread.
>newfag lel

Love that you're pissed that she cheated while you're taking it up the ass outside the marriage. Do her and the kids a favor.. walk into traffic.

What kind of pussy needs drugs to tell her your gay and leave? My guess, you're a sub and she already dominates you and you're just plain scared

>>611254222
solid winrar

make them all breakfast
spell out all the food "I'm Gay"

>>611254222
Really? This is the winrar???

>>611253965

Np dude glad you are taking control.

Your thoughts on them all perfectly describe my current feelings about my gf. Annoying ass bitch. Gonna dump her.

Kind of enjoying the 800 calls a day though, stretching this out for amusement.

More power to you though. The shitty kids, the cheating slut wife, none of them showed appreciation. And now theh are going to be homeless for it.

This is what happens when you push someone around long enough, they push back. Again, more power to you bro.

>>611254379
Not OP but he is doing what he needs to.

Not into fag shit myself but tbh fuck it, least he is leaving that cunt.

Do us a favor and fuck off you fucking beta pretend alpha faggot ass nigger.

>>611254525
Exactly. That's one thing I forgot to mention. The kids are ungrateful little shits. I told my wife maybe an iPhone 5s wasn't the best thing for a 10 year old. He flipped out and threw a fit at a nice restaurant we took him to as a birthday thing since he doesn't really have a lot of friends.

>>611252134
ROLL

OP is a faggot as usual!!

>>611254015
cambofag?

Op here. In case 404 here ya go >>611254500

>>611254222
winrar

Hey man, assuming you're an amerifag, you can just disappear. Wait till you're home alone, pack what you want, leave a note (so police are discouraged) and leave. (Don't forget to draw cash from account to live on, cards can be traced).

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>>611254775
nope just like ros

>>611254222
Will say this at the end of them being removed from my home speech

>>611254796

Nigger are you retarded? That thread will 404 before this one does, due to lack of bumps. You're 125 posts off needing to make a new thread.

>>611254222

WINRAR!!!

>>611254884
Not retarded. Heavily impaired on shit, yes.

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>>611254884
threads don't auto404 after 325 posts anymore, i've seen a steam giveaway go to 520 posts

>>611254943
Stream link op

>>611254859
I do too.

>>611254222
cool. Video please.

>>611254992

Nigger you're literally retarded. Auto404 at 325 posts? Do you know what a fucking bump limit is?

>>611254825
I Dont even need to disappear, if whore wife sics her nigger bf on me I'm not a total leftist faggot. I have a gun cause y'know 2nd amendment and shit. Wife doesn't know about it cause I was planning on sudoko once upon a time.

when is stream?

>>611246142
Why would you spread your fag genes!?!?

>>611255086
>You're 125 posts off needing to make a new thread.
bump limit doesn't make the thread 404 you fucking numpty

>>611255122
>/k/ here
brand,model,and caliber of gun plz?

I can't stream cause mobile but would love to take pictures of their dumb faces as I tell them the news.

>>611254638
You're about as big a fucking gaybird as he is. He's not doing shit. He's sitting there jacking his bone while enjoying jacking yours. So fuck little boy. Don't play with the big boys till you get some balls.

>>611255086
>>611254884
why are so angry, faggot?

>Take wife's phone
>Call Anthony B, in front of her and kids
>Tell him that you know he's fucking your wife
>Tell him he's not allowed to fuck your wife anymore
>Tell him he's got to fuck you instead
>???
>Profit!

>>611255261

Could you possibly be any more retarded?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>611255361
I found the newfag

>>611255276
S&w model 29. Bought it as a cool suicide gun. I know jack shit about guns tbh.

>>611255361
he mad right now

>>611255432

>Not knowing what a bump limit is
>Calling other people newfag

Toppest of keks.

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>>611247401
rolling lol

>>611255326

Rolling

>Get one of her dildos and film you shoving the entire thing into your ass
>Show her the video while youre playing with the kids
>Get up and whisper into her ear
>Wew lad

>>611247401
Rollin'

Since when does /b/ care about faggots?

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>>611255510
>cool suicide gun
that's fucking awesome

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>>611255289

lol ....
Wow you take faggot to a whole new plain of existence

Congrats nigger

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>>611255528
>implying I was that poster
>taking b8
>getting angry

You are definitely a newfag

>>611255577
Since this faggot isn't shitposting making threads about gay rights and shit. I don't realistically see myself marrying another man but you can be damn sure I'll fuck my way to Nirvana

>>611254222
Basic but winrar

>>611255659

>Thinking that was even remotely angry

Sorry, who was the newfag? Lel.

>>611252680
Rolling for pancakes.

This thread is awesome. Godspeed, you glorious faggot!

>>611255510
KEKKKKKKKKK

>>611255510
>S&w model 29
Holy shit OP classic gun.

>>611255326

Roll

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>>611255728
you're replying awfully quickly for someone who isn't angry XD

Glad all the fags on /b/ have so far enjoyed my misery but dont stress now, there's still more to come. Kids wake up in 10ish minutes. Wife is making pancakes cause I told her its a special occasion!

Tell her your getting into mlp and fedoras, you wont even need to come out to get a divorce and lose custody

>>611250958
topkek

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>>611255728
>>611255528
>>611255361
>>611255086
>>611254884

>>611255950
Kek. Plz read the thread next time kiddo.

>>611255890

>Not having auto update turned on
>Not knowing how to respond to a post quickly
>Needing time to sit and think seriously about responses

>taking /b/ this seriously

MFW I have no face.

>>611256022
dude stop taking the bait, no wonder he's calling you a newfag

>>611255929
record on phone and post on jewtube?

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>>611256022

Newfriend detected.

>>611256097

I'm bored and blatantly shitposting, he's responding to me, I'm getting entertainment. Who's the one who's really taking the bait?

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>>611256022
wow everybody, look how good at 4chan this guy is!

he's so good at 4chan!

>>611256128
Not a bad idea cept for the fact I'm a google shill. I'll see. Is vimeo a viable option for /b/?

>>611256164
yeah but you look like fucking idiot doing it m8

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>>611256192
Wish I was good at 4Chan

>>611256022
How do you reply to a post quickly?

>>611256192

>Implying any of those tasks is even remotely difficult
>Being this new

>>611256249
By guzzling mountain dew and angrily pounding on the keyboard

Can you guys take your shitposting to my other thread and bump that instead of being total faggots here?

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>>611256313

>>611256226

Just as you (or he) looks like a fucking idiot taking my bait equally as much.

>Implying I care if I look like an idiot on a single thread on anonymous image board that will 404 in 30 mins.

>>611256022
>>taking /b/ this seriously
That's what you're doing /b/ro, he baited you and you got angry.

>>611256419

>angry

Kek. Time to google the definition of "angry" broski.

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>>611256363
you sure look like you care m80

>>611256465

Do I? I'm getting entertained by every single one of you newfags responding to me, giving me more stuff to shitpost about. In 30 mins you'll never know which anon I am among the masses ever again.

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>>611256446
i did

>>611247401
rolloing

>>611246788
Not this. Invite these guys right before your wife and the lardtards get home, and gangbang in the living room

>>611256637

>can't even spell "you" properly

Obviously shooped. 2/10 for trying.

Kay guys kids are awake. Before or after breakfast should I tell them? The little ugly female one said "daddy your breath smells like alchyhol!" Ah well good to know this little girl will probably grow up to be a stripper with daddy issues

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>>611256534
>entertained

>>611250697
>I'm pansexual with a affinity for the cock
So you're a faggot

>>611256726
>not knowing how to inspect elements
>being this new

>>611256363
The sole reason you're still in this thread is because you're butthurt.

Get some sleep, anon.

>>611256727

Now pls

Waiting on deliver before vidya

>>611256727
before. let them fail exams while hungry too :>

>>611256785
Yeah that's kind of what I was going for. Read the thread faggot.