i tried using aol on windows 7 to see what would happen or to see if it's as bad as everyone says. i wanted to give aol a chance. here are the results.
>aol 9.5 and above has a shit icon that doesn't look like aol and is completely unidentifiable so it ruins the effect so i'm not using any version above that.
>aol 9.0 vr is nasty. it's difficult to close. you have to close "waol.exe" and "aolsoftware.exe" before closing "aolascd.exe" or your computer will crash. nice icon.
>aol 9.0 optimized is broken. update loop. freezes every time. would be easy to close if it didn't freeze and crash. basically unusable. can't test www. decent icon.
>aol 8.0 has like 20 error messages. freezes. would be easy to close if it didn't freeze and crash. www doesn't work. weird icon.
>aol 7.0 www doesn't work. easy to close. www doesn't work. weird icon.
>aol 6.0 www doesn't work. easy to close. www doesn't work. classic icon.
>aol 5.0 www doesn't work. easy to close. www doesn't work. classic icon.
>aol 4.0 www doesn't work. easy to close. www doesn't work. classic icon.
>aol 3.0 won't work on windows 7. designed for windows 3 apparently.
>aol 2.0 won't work on windows 7. designed for windows 3 apparently.
>aol 1.0 won't work on windows 7. designed for windows 3 apparently.
so in conclusion no decent program that looks like aol works on windows 7. so it defeats the purpose.
gonna be image dumping and may add more to say as i go along because of reasons.
tl;dr unrelated windows xp vs. windows 7 thoughts --
you could probably get 8.0 or any version to work on windows xp.
xp mode on windows 7 does not work. it will not be able to connect to the internet.
so in conclusion windows xp is better than windows 7.
'cept i have to use it because niggers keep making shit windows 7 only and won't support windows xp.
so you could basically say that you could use an old version as long as you can until being forced to "upgrade" to a new version of windows.
but i'm already doing that with a lot of different things that are not aol.
utorrent 2.x, chromium build 2300, firefox version 28.
without having any clear replacemnt for the "old" versions of utorrent, chromium, or firefox.
will i be forced to stop using those 1 day with a new version of windows that makes everything incompatible?
winodws 8 doesn't have an xp mode or support and it doesn't look like windows 10 will have it either.
if it had the software and programs support i need i'd probably say "fuck this, i'm going to gnu+linux".
"developers, developers, developers, developers" i guess.
i even went as far as trying "windows virtual pc" and "windows xp mode" to see if i could get it to work on there.
windows xp mode is bigger than a mother fucker with a 482 MB download, and a 2440 MB hard drive alone.
windows xp mode also has connection troubles similar to aol on windows 7 so it's pointless.
windows xp mode is kind of pointless because your hardware isn't really working for it.
so, windows xp mode != windows xp.
-- end of tl;dr unrelated windows xp vs. windows 7 thoughts.
>>611222483
>Detected possible malicious code in the image file.
You're fucking kidding me.
"brb"
tl;dr additional detailed thoughts --
also the big surprise is my comp has an intel core i7 and an ssd but kept freezing and crashing. absolutely unbelievable.
apparently it had nothing to do with it being "bloatware" or doing too much shit for the computers of the 1990's and early 2000's to handle.
it always freezes and crashes no matter what you use.
would probably freeze and crash if you used the top 10 super computers of the world.
because it's still taking up like 00 cpu and still freezing and crashing all the time.
so i'd probably recommended version 9.0 optimized and downards to 6.0 or 4.0 if you can get it to work if you have windows xp.
i unfortunately can't really recommend any version because 9.0 vr doesn't only look worse but is nasty but all the others are broken if you have windows 7.
i think if they kept their icon, identity, and "classic" look -- maybe if they had themes and an old 4.0 "look" while being updated -- it would be possible to use.
having tested it on the windows xp virtual machine the lowest version i could get to work on there was 7.0.
that is unfortunate since 7.0 doesn't have the same icon or perhaps even overall look as 4.0 to 6.0.
6.0 and 5.0 www just refuses to start and breaks down. also 4.0 gives an error message.
honestly just looking at the green aol icon of versions 1.0 to 3.0 i realized that i was far more nostalgic and struck by that.
i guess it's good to keep old versions of computers in case you want to keep old programs.
and programs is the main reason we get these computers when you think about it right.
-- end of additional tl;dr detailed thoughts.
tl;dr aol doesn't work for windows 7 even for the lol's unless you want to run something really nasty that doesn't look like aol that's more trouble than its worth.
so difficult to use no wonder it's irrelevant
rip aol
goodbye
p.s. i was saving a record of this before in notepad++ but it crashed and the file was saved to 0 KB or deleted with no way to recover the information.
notepad++ never crashed on me before so it can only be aol 9.0 vr shit that automatically opens any time you open anything aol related after you install it.
why is it interfering and detecting programs that have nothing to do with it? that it has no business interfering with? just to fuck everything up! for no reason!
what's hilarious and sad is that i saw them "offer" something like "free virus scan. find out why your computer's running so slow!" and i'm like "yeah. aol.".
it's seriously like malware. like corporations took it over and tried to make money and shove shit in it so much it fucked everything up.
i mean the stereotype was that stupid users use it but that's apparently really actually true. but that's not the fucked up part.
the fucked up part is they prey on users who don't know anything about a computer and tell them it's "easy" when it's really fucking difficult.
perhaps the most fucking difficult shit out there.
so, aol was relatively good at 1 point, but as time went on it got progressively worse.
maybe "aim" did kill it by having the number 1 feature of communication for free in 1997.
maybe the "aol time warner" merger did kill it. and forced more advertisements and shit onto it.
but more likely aol leaving the aol time warner merger and only the executives trying to make money off of it remaining probably fucked it up.
and again it's sad because 9.0 vr was designed to work with vista and above but they made it nasty malware. that's sad.
maybe the versions before that were relatively better. but it's for windows xp. and i guess more so windows 3.x plus windows 9x and the age of phones.
so if you're morbidly curious as myself to actually try it then i reluctantly recommend tryharding to get aol 9.0 optimized and lower to work. that might be shit too tho.
but fuck aol 9.0 vr.
to be naively optimistic on the bright side i save records in sections of 4 MB per file, this was relatively recent, and i had 1 backup from 1 month ago.
but it's still 24 days of data lost. all that data i had since transferring to this computer. that's sad. no seriously you guys fuck aol.
also you guys should consider doing weekly backups instead of monthly backups.
also i wrote something a lot more detailed before this but fuck writing this again you get the old version. fuck it.
i was actually in a pretty good mood coming to the conclusion of this until the data was lost. aol fucked it up. fuck it.
fuck aol.
tl;dr tl;dr aol is an infinigger.
>>611222439
>tfw 0 buddies online
also
fuck image captcha
fuck jewgle
fuck everything
the end
the rest is posting pictures or an "image dump" of my ebin kwest and jurnee
i thought no 1 would be interested so i'm glad everyone is
enjoy
I am triggered
>>611223916
I remember this
Very interesting experiment OP, nice one, I didn't realize AOL still existed... ;-)
wait a second
Damn this takes me back to chatting up hunnies in 12th grade.
>>611223320
>>tfw 0 buddies online
yee
i planned on returning to aim 1 day
but aol now demands you give money for a cell phone to use it now
thought they used real phones
so i decided against using it and am looking for a replacement messenger
with everything being shit i may use skype or something
i don't know
but i can not return to aol or aim
they fucked up.
fuck everyone.
fuck everything.
>>611223722
>I am triggered
how'd you get triggered?
>>611224415
>I remember this
so do i
and before that.
>>611224593
>Very interesting experiment OP, nice one,
thank you
>I didn't realize AOL still existed... ;-)
i did
i remembered everyone saying aol sucks and is stupid etc. etc.
and i'm like a lot of shit sucks more and is more stupid but they fucking sheep worship it.
so i'm like i'm gonna see what aol is like.
but, again, it's out of date and is currently shit and apparently malware.
then again what isn't right.
:^)
>>611224757
>wait a second
what?
>>611225261
i am confused/
you have to buy a phone from them in other to use AOL?
do you have to pay month fro AOL/the phone?
>>611225432
"wait a second while i archive this thread" was what i meant
>>611225375
I remember when I purchased my first computer in 1996, from Gateway, Win 95, AOL was my first internet provider for about a year.. then I switched to MSN... this brings back a ton of memories, chatting, email's, porn, lol!
>>611225207
>Damn this takes me back to chatting up hunnies in 12th grade.
who are guys in real life xDDDDDDd
exactly.
aol was a containment of cancer.
now there's shit everywehre.
>>611225484
>i am confused/
>you have to buy a phone from them in other to use AOL?
>do you have to pay month fro AOL/the phone?
no.
you need to have a cell phone number and thus you need to have a cell phone to make an aol account.
so it demands you pay money for a cell phone.
basically.
not everyone has a cell phone.
they're losing a lot of people that way.
their loss.
i guess --
stop giving money for cell phones.
problem solved.
>>611225621
>"wait a second while i archive this thread" was what i meant
alright
i'm flattered
where you archivan' it?
i'm happy i can make a decent thread since every time i look at /b/ it makes me sad
i'm happy this is being enjoyed because i thought there wouldn't be any interest and 0 replies
thanks u guise
>>611226189
I think this is pretty cool OP... /b/ isn't always full of ass-hats... just like 99.9% of the time... lol... kudos to you /b/ro!
>>611222357
lurkin.
can you log into the chat/games area or any of that old shit so we can see
any body remember the internet gaming zone
>>611226389
>>I think this is pretty cool OP... /b/ isn't always full of ass-hats... just like 99.9% of the time... lol... kudos to you /b/ro!
lel
thanks bro!
>>611226541
hell yea! I spent hours... lol!
it's just uhm... it's so cancerous
and not just /b/.
but everywhere.
how do you expect to chemo the cancer that is saving the internet
when we don't have any non-cancer left
Can you watch some childporn in it? Please
>>611225875
>I remember when I purchased my first computer in 1996, from Gateway, Win 95, AOL was my first internet provider for about a year.. then I switched to MSN... this brings back a ton of memories, chatting, email's, porn, lol!
same. msn was an isp? i also had aol. that's why i'm morbidly curious about it.
i was like "i don't get any of this shit but 1 day i'll get this shit".
so now i do know a lot more and i can look at it for what it is and see how it is and get it.
we're bringing this shit full fucking circle.
lol is good.
i still do those things now.
in other words no change.
>>611226101
>>611226101
>not everyone has a cell phone.
what
where do you live?
Africa?
>>611226729
Yea, MSN had it's own app(for lack of better term), very similar to AOL, only I thought it was cooler... Prodigy was another one, they used Netscape as their browser... lol
>>611226541
>lurkin.
mein neger.
>can you log into the chat/games area or any of that old shit so we can see
honestly a lot of shit is broken and frozen in time and doesn't update.
that's the price you pay for essentially using drm shit that you don't install on your computer or archive i guess.
"it's on the internet forever" is bullshit probably over 99.99% of the internet has been deleted or isn't archived.
>any body remember the internet gaming zone
yeah. i remember a lot of stuff from there. tho i didn't get it at the time.
again i kind of regret using it because i can't really go or look back on it.
but i can do that shit with my real videogames and stuff because they're stuff not "services".
anyway i can browse some areas and show you what they look like.
i just did the basics because i didn't think anyone would be interested.
i think only 4.0 and above does broadband so i can only do that.
i need some kind of phone modem or something.
wish they didn't throw out my old computers.
niggers.
>>611226691
>hell yea! I spent hours... lol!
lel
>>611226725
>Can you watch some childporn in it? Please
no
but i may have a special surprise for u guise
>>611226729
anybody else have the 486 kit that overclocked to a half assed p1 133
played the shit out of warcraft 2 on that thing via heat.net
FFA GoW join now
>>611227436
ha! my first computer! lol! man OP you win with the nostalgia tonight! well done!
>>611227137
>>not everyone has a cell phone.
>what
>where do you live?
>Africa?
>everyone has a cell phone
what
where do you live?
Africa?
>>611227137
>>not everyone has a cell phone.
>what
>where do you live?
>Africa?
>having a cell phone
good goy.
this is why we can't have nice things.
>>611227141
>Yea, MSN had it's own app(for lack of better term),
prog
ware
program
software
application
>very similar to AOL, only I thought it was cooler... Prodigy was another one, they used Netscape as their browser... lol
lel
so it's really just isp wars isn't it...
>>611227436
>anybody else have the 486 kit that overclocked to a half assed p1 133
no
>played the shit out of warcraft 2 on that thing via heat.net
oh
>FFA GoW join now
what?
>>611227729
>ha! my first computer!
not mine but you're all similar aren't you
>lol! man OP you win with the nostalgia tonight! well done!
thank you
but basically what i'm trying to say is...
people seemed really smart and intelligent back then to pull away from something heavily advertised like aol and move on to something like aim and other things...
they convinced all those camwhores... those normalfags... that cancer... to be like them... to be like the internet...
it was really awe-inspiring to see people be able to make their own decisions in life of their own free will and advertising completely failing to have an effect on them
what happened?
it's like between 2002 and 2006 everyone became reatrded or something and the trend changed to everyone becoming retards again.
i don't know.
anyway
thank you
i'm glad you're all happy, i guess...
mein negers
>>611226541
>lurkin.
>
>can you log into the chat/games area or any of that old shit so we can see
>
>any body remember the internet gaming zone
>>611226691
>hell yea! I spent hours... lol!
>>611227179
>>611226691
i actually had it closed but i may re-open it for you people, i guess...
check this shit out
look at this
>>611222357
AOL is still alive? shit
Is the original NeverWinter Nights hosted on aol still there??
>>611228821
>AOL is still alive? shit
aol is still alive. shit
to me they're alive only in name alone.
they changed the logo and it doesn't feel like aol anymore.
their goal isn't making shit easy and getting everyone on the internet anymore so much as trying to get as much advertisers and trick as many retards as possible.
that and again they require a cell phone number to make a new account which has doomed them like everyone else.
so, rip in piece aol.
goodbye
>>611229112
>Is the original NeverWinter Nights hosted on aol still there??
as far as i know it is not.
but again i didn't use a phone to get on it.
i think that's also d.r.m. shit and like so much else it is not hosted there anymore.
which is interesting because i tried aim 2.0 and that still works.
so i've come to the conclusion that something resembling the original aim servers from 1997 is still up.
the 1st mmorpg neverwinter nights from 1991 is however no longer hosted there.
that's sad.
i was also interested in it.
they have some shitty offline version.
i'd like to see an online version of the 1st mmorpg ever 1 day.
i know that feel bro.
>>611222357
congratulations you just wasted time on something completely retarded instead of using your time productively
>>611229732
>congratulations you just wasted time on something completely retarded instead of using your time productively
congratulations you just wasted time on something completely retarded instead of using your time productively
>>611229732
>congratulations you just wasted time on something completely retarded instead of using your time productively
y-you too...
>>611229732
>congratulations you just wasted time on something completely retarded instead of using your time productively
you too!
you don't do anything that isn't completely retarded.
flame anons instead of doing something.
shitposting porn on /b/ instead of posting on the dead porn boards actually meant for porn.
posting cancer on /b/ instead of on the dead cancer boards actually meant for cancer.
looking back at aol and seeing it wasn't retarded back then when it was working was not a waste of time.
it shows that everyone has become retarded.
>>611228536
thats because computers where actually hard back then.
fuck, you had to be a script expert / engineer just to install a fucking game back in the dos days.
drivers for hardware in windows 3.1 and even 95.... fuck good luck. half the time shit just wouldn't work and your fucked.
nowadays computers are easy to use and functional thanks to people like us. unfortunately that also means that all the idiots that where too stupid to get their computers to work never mind figure out how to get on the internet are all now among us.
fuck i remember it took me 2 weeks to get TIE FIGHTER to work on my p133. i was 10-11 years old but eventually got it working. now that was a game.
>>611230438
>thats because computers where actually hard back then.
>where
relatively
>fuck, you had to be a script expert / engineer just to install a fucking game back in the dos days.
>dos
i don't think so but alright...
>drivers for hardware in windows 3.1 and even 95.... fuck good luck. half the time shit just wouldn't work and your fucked.
yeah
>nowadays computers are easy to use and functional thanks to people like us. unfortunately that also means that all the idiots that where too stupid to get their computers to work never mind figure out how to get on the internet are all now among us.
they were also there back then too but we taught them instead of tolerating them, accepting them, or joining them... not even once.
>fuck i remember it took me 2 weeks to get TIE FIGHTER to work on my p133. i was 10-11 years old but eventually got it working. now that was a game.
i don't know what that is but alright
we just called it the computer but i did remember the brand
wish they didn't throw it out
niggers
>>611229732
this is never a waste of time.
the fact that he was on the internet in the early 90s means that he was one of the first users on the planet.
in 1993-1995 only 0.2-0.5% of the worlds population was on the web. Only a couple million...
thanks op good thread
>>611230859
>this is never a waste of time.
>
>the fact that he was on the internet in the early 90s means that he was one of the first users on the planet.
th...thanks
>in 1993-1995 only 0.2-0.5% of the worlds population was on the web. Only a couple million...
feels good being superior
>thanks op good thread
th...thanks
i'm very happy i've had the opportunity to be 1 of the 1st users, i guess...
i just hope i can make the internet better 1 day, i guess...
th...thanks
The original WNW was a blast. The dracoliches are the most epic gaming memory I have in life.
>>611231425
nwn
>>611222439
>top news story: sports
>>611231425
>The original WNW was a blast. The dracoliches are the most epic gaming memory I have in life.
>winter never nights
>>611231564
>nwn
good correction
>tfw you never played never winter nights when it was there at the time
>tfw you can't play never winter nights anymore
>tfw the 1st mmorpg was drm shit you can't play
are you trying to make me sad or something?
i have played the offline version and i have read about it and i wish i was there at the time
but i did what i could based on the information i had at the time
i'm sorry i'm a nigger
i guess that's why i didn't get to play it
i did not deserve it.
oh well...
>>611231675
>>top news story: sports
please stop making me laugh anon
i think it's broken
but it's funny to see it broken
here's that games section you were all waiting to see
>kids only
>>611226725
>Can you watch some childporn in it? Please
i guess we can watch some childporn on it!
you're welcome
it makes a cool sound like
>buuuuuuuuuuuuwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwoooooooo~
when you open it
it's the little things that keep adding up and make it
i tried to download blast zorak but it didn't work
and it has a mac option! mac still dominant in videogames!
from what i see basically aol is a program you run that has a lot of shit that would take a long time to download pre-installed. so you have broadband-like looks with dial-up internet already there and directly read from your computer. the thing is most of the time, for the real files you have to choose to play, it takes you to web page or link that no longer exists
it really makes me think a lot about the internet... how a lot of it isn't archived and a lot of it is unavailable... is it right? it's basically saying "instead of playing this game you can download it from us once then never play it again". that's the price you pay for relative or primitive drm... maybe they should keep shit up on the internet indefinitely. maintain it instead of tarring shit down... the image boards and sites like here kind of do that in looks but do change their directories as well.
it's interesting how everyone always says "update it" or "update to the latest version" as a solution while abandoning everything that came with the previous version.
again, it's kind of why it's kind of nice to not have that and have stuff instead of services.
i don't know.
i found the boards
the aol "kids only" boards
pretty much everything's broken so
>the most pointless game
this is what i remember
i think back then i kind of believed anything anyone told me so when i heard "the most pointless game" i thought "this is the most pointless game in the world" like it was profound or a huge accomplishment
i remember the game but it doesn't seem to be available anymore and there's no information on it
i guess this validates internet archivers like myself
because i want to catalog using
>>611234613
>pretty much everything's broken so
this was supposed to have this
>>611235421
>>pretty much everything's broken so
>
>this was supposed to have this
whati don't like about aol is that it locks up any time you click anything
so if you try to download a game or something you can't do something else in the meantime
everything is locked until that works or fails
and it takes like what is... apparently literally 60 seconds before it gives up and realizes it can't do it.
i timed it.
so every wrong click costs you 60 seconds of your life.
hard mode.
what the fuck is going on
>>611236186
>what the fuck is going on
i don't know
this is supposed to be "nostalgia" apparently
but it just makes me feel bad
i'm gonna try to post more screenshots even if they're pointless i guess
i looked for neverwinter nights
>Mutant Space Bats
>Norse By Norsewest Demo (Win95)
never winter nights ended in 1997 apparently. the same year aim came out. that means that by the time windows 98 and aol 4.0 (the version that can use broadband and the version you're mostly seeing in these screenshots) came out after never winter nights was dead.
1991 to 1997 was truly its own age. windows 98 wasn't just an improvement. because there's another factor that everyone ignores and pretends doesn't exist -- time. despite making it obvious by killing so many things that you can then never get again thus it's encapsulated in that memory and tied to that time.
>i'm receiving instant messages.
god damn it.
i wasn't prepared for this or trying to advertise my screen name at all.
i'm sorry. i wasn't expecting this at all. this is embarrassing.
hold on.